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The Curse of the Cartier Watch (RHONY S16 E7 Recap)
*Note: This episode contains major spoilers for the film, You Can See Everything*
Amy and Riley begin this episode by having a frank and raw discussion about Lance Oppenheim and Nathan Fielder's new film, You Can See Everything, and we spoil it like a glass of milk left out overnight. (06:00 - 42:00)
We also reference the film but don't spoil it that much as we swarm over to Moskito Island one last time to recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 7) - "Erika's Hidden Talent". (42:00)
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They Didn't See Me In My Pit (RHOP S11 E2)
Amy and Riley grab their flutes and recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Potomac (season 11, episode 2) - "Captain Nohab". (21:35)
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Patreon Teaser: Revisiting Ken Todd's "I Can't Believe" Monologue
On this Patreon exclusive that is worth paying a lot of money for, Amy and Riley dissect Ken Todd's infamous reaction to the news that Tom Sandoval had Raquel over when Ariana was away in the jacuzzi as well. From our discussion of Vanderpump Rules (season 10, episode 13) - "Lady and the Glamp".
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A Nice Kind Sweet Soft Person (RHOC S20 E15 Recap)
Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 15) - "The Demon". (7:45)
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The Glam Kittens (RHOSLC S7 E5 Recap)
Amy and Riley leave their hearts in San Francisco on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 5) - "The Golden Ratio of Aesthetics". (17:25)
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What Remains of Ghislaine (RHONY S16 E6 Recap)
Amy and Riley swarm over to Moskito Island to recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 6) - "The Most Dangerous Game".
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Insurance Freude (RHOP S11 E1 Recap)
Amy and Riley grab their flutes and recap the season 11 premiere of The Real Housewives of Potomac - "We're Off to See the Wizards". (09:55)
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Patreon Teaser: The Curse of the Abbey
On this Patreon exclusive that is worth paying a lot of money for, Amy and Riley discuss the most infamous bar in West Hollywood, The Abbey. From our discussion of Vanderpump Rules (season 10, episode 12) - "Beach Don't Kill My Vibe".
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Electric Town (RHOC S20 E14 Recap)
Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 14) - "Fleckless".
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The Gag Gift (RHOSLC S7 E4 Recap)
Amy and Riley leave their hearts in San Francisco on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 4) - "The Antique Vibrator Museum".
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Somebody Else's Island (RHONY S16 E5 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss the Southern Charm season 12 trailer and then swarm over to Moskito Island to recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 5) - "(I Left My Heart) on Moskito Island".
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Villa Rosa Film Society Presents: The Conjuring (Abridged)
We proudly present an extremely scary, abridged version of our discussion of the film, The Conjuring.
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Andy's Avengers (RHUGT: Roaring 20th Finale Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss the touching season finale of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th - "Episode 6 of Rhode Island".
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Terry's Thesis (RHOC S20 E13 Recap)
Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 13) - "Vena Happy Tonix".
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Burning A Bridge Over the Ashley Quai (RHOSLC S7 E3 Recap)
Amy and Riley leave their hearts in San Francisco on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 3) - "The Capital One Cafe".
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The Heartbeat of New York City (RHONY S16 E4 Recap)
Amy and Riley are flying like dingbats out of Hell's Kitchen to discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 4) - "The Worst Seder in History".
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Patreon Teaser: Lala Kent's Unforgivable Wedding Behavior
Amy and Riley discuss Lala Kent not going to any of Scheana Shay's wedding events on our recap of Vanderpump Rules (season 10, episode 10) - "It's All Happening ... Again".
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We Built This Monster (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E8 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss this week's wonderful episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 8) - "This Is My Town".
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The Coconut Game (RHOC S20 E12 Recap)
Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 12) - "Vicki Island".
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Hand on the Bible (Next Gen NYC S2 Reunion Part 2 Recap)
Amy and Riley are hailing a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss Part 2 of the Next Gen NYC season 2 reunion.
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The Del Taco Coupon (RHOSLC S7 E2 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 2) - "Apres-Ski with Lisa B".
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Jam of the Month (RHONY S16 E3 Recap)
Amy and Riley are flying like bats out of Hell's Kitchen to discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 3) - "Avoid Like the Plague".
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Forged in the Fire of Housewives (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E7 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 7) - "The Jellybean Girl".
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Bury Me in a Penthouse (RHOC S20 E11 Recap)
Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 11) - "The $450 Uber".
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Young in Spirit (Next Gen NYC S2 Reunion Part 1 Recap)
Amy and Riley are hailing a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss Part 1 of the Next Gen NYC season 2 reunion.
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The Family God Gave Mary (RHOSLC S7 E1 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss the tragic, unprecedented season 7 premiere of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
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Jessel Taank Summer (RHONY S16 E2 Recap)
Amy and Riley are flying like bats out of Hell's Kitchen to discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 2) - "Jam on the Table".
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Patreon Teaser: Ariana Madix Starring in ‘Just in Time’ on Broadway
Amy and Riley discuss Ariana Madix getting cast as Connie Francis in the Bobby Darin jukebox musical "Just in Time".
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In Memory of Luann's Uncle (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E6 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 6) - "How Happy Are We?".
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The Lowest Hanging Fruit (RHOC S20 E10 Recap)
Amy and Riley squeeze the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 10) - "The Quiet Game".
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When Life Hands Liam Lemons (Next Gen NYC S2 Finale Recap)
Amy and Riley are hailing a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss the season 2 finale of Next Gen NYC - "Only God Can Judge Me".
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The Horse and the Snake (RHONY S16 E1 Recap)
Amy and Riley are flying like bats out of Hell's Kitchen to discuss the season 16 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City - "Sai in FiDi".
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Patreon Teaser: James Kennedy and Ally Lewber Get Diagnosed as "Twin Flames"
Amy and Riley discuss James Kennedy and Ally Lewber's tarot card reading on this week's Patreon episode covering Vanderpump Rules season 10, episode 7 - "Galaxy Gaslighting".
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A Circle of Jerks (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E5 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 5) - "Vicki the Drip". (9:40)
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Miss Juicy (RHOC S20 E9 Recap)
Amy and Riley squeeze the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 9) - "Sincerely, Tamra Grudge".
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The Great Spiritual Leader of Our Time (Next Gen NYC S2 E11 Recap)
Amy and Riley are down under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass to discuss this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 11) - "Krim-Mas". (4:30)
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Villa Rosa Film Society Presents - Twilight: New Moon (Abridged)
We proudly present an abridged version of our discussion of the film, Twilight: New Moon.
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Patreon Teaser: Lala the Ultimate Hypocrite
Amy and Riley discuss Lala Kent's hypocrisy on this week's Patreon episode covering Vanderpump Rules season 10, episode 6 - "Divorce Party Crashers".
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The Return of NeNe Leakes (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E4 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode ofThe Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 4) - "Altered Ego".
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No Kids No Careers (RHOC S20 E8 Recap)
Amy and Riley squeeze the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 8) - "A Steak for Shane".
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