Gaytriarchs: A Gay Dads Podcast
Gaytriarchs is a comedy podcast about the joy, horror, laughter, and bullsh*t that all comes with parenting, but from two gay dads’ point of view. Aimed at listeners who want to laugh into the darkness to hear an unvarnished, real conversation about raising kids and being Dads. Instagram and TikTok @GaytriarchsPodcastWebsite www.GaytriarchsPodcast.comIf you have any questions, suggestions, and especially compliments, please email us at [email protected]
BONUS! Tsunaaaaaaaami!
We know we JUST released a fresh eppy, but with the news being so significant, we had to jump on and chat about it.
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The one with Dr. Anna Machin
This week, other people yell at our kids, Gavin pays off his braces, we encourage gay dads to be physically violent, we bring back David's least favorite bit, "What would you do?", and this week we are joined by author and anthropologist Anna Machin who talks to us (in her beautiful accent) about dads, why kids need them in their lives, and why gay ones are the best kind.
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The one with two guys on a plane
This week, we choose our Halloween costumes (again), Gavin makes an effort, David asks about guns, WE ALL GO VOTE, David presents his DILF of the week, we rank our top 3 fives, and this week we are joined by the gorgeous duo Rich and Drew from the Two Guys on a Plane podcast to chat about annoying kids, shitty parents, and what you can do to get favors from a gay flight attendant.
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We're Obsessed With YouBONUS! with Jaimie Kelton of the Queer Family Podcast
Surprise! A Monday bonus for you! Gavin, David, and Jaimie sit down and chit chat about all things, and debrief about our live Podcast event.
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The one with two nutbags
This week, we are pro-lesbian, we are anti-Amazon, the 'gram eats first, we recycle a DILF of the week, and we rank the top 3 closets.
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The one with Expatsi CEO Jen Barnett
This week, David has some sad news to share, Gavin tells a short meaningful story (jk), we erase bi-visability, we rank to the top 3 Halloween movies, and this week our guest is ex-pat Jen Barnett who talks to us about moving abroad, which countries are safe for queer families, and how she deals with internet trolls in a sophisticated way.
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The one with us
This week, we can now join the FBI, Gavin is moving, Christopher Gallant makes our political bondage dreams come true, and we rank the top 3 queens.
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The one with our listener Daniel Berezowsky
This week, David discovers his sons dirty pillows, everyone is more of an a$$hole when they're sick, David gets terrible news, Gavin's kids do something great, Gavin has a Dad hack that's a little dangerous, we rank the top 3 90's sitcoms, and this week we are joined by our one and only listener Daniel Berezowsky who talks to us about his surrogacy experience, how he changed Mexican law, what he wishes people would have told him before the birth of his son, and what Gaytriarchs got right (and wrong) about being a new Dad.
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The one with Matt Tolbert -- again!
This week, David's daughter is disgusting, again, kids of gays are happier, Gavin's daughter is not an idiot, we have no good news, we rank the top 3 Costco snacks, and this week sees the return of Matt Tolbert who talks to us about surrogacy in Mexico, why he's a PLG (perpetually late gay), and what he got wrong (and right) about being a new Dad, now that he is one.
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The one with Peppermint
We're back baby, and more mediocre than ever! This week, there was a masascre in the world of queer icons, David's daughter is disgusting, we chat about progress sometimes being sad, we rank the top 3 Pixar films, and this week we are joined by the legend that is Peppermint who talks to us about her iconic career, her Tea that's tea, what she feels about her appearance on "The Necessary Conversation" podcast, and why she'll never order a mocha again.
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The one with Gayyyyvin and Dayyyyyyyvid
This week, David is annoyed by cotton candy, (most) of us are back to school, we ask what to do when kids get good at arguing, David's son becomes a new kid, we drool over our DILF of the week, and we rank the top 3 icons.
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The one with the guys from the Queer Money Podcast
This week, David makes a huge mistake with a can of snakes, Gavin's kids cry over ice cream, listen comes for us, Gavin comes for Bob Dylan, we have an uber special guest join our top 3 list, and this week we are joined by fellow gays and finanical icons David and John Auten-Schneider from the Queer Money Podcast who talk to us about saving for your kids future, how to afford (and not afford) becoming dads, and why giving your kids an allowence can be the smartest financial move you can make.
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The one with these as$holes
This week, soccer players' shorts aren't short enough, strangers buy us coffee, Gavin takes us to church, we teach you how to talk to teenagers, David's son has buyers remorse, and we rank the top 3 colors.
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The one with no-longer-straight Dad Mitch Hallan
This week, David's son asks him if he customizes, Gavin yells at his daughter in front of the Lorde, we shit on our kids' excitement, we give our kids money they didn't earn, we rank the top 3 fruits, and this week we are joined by gay Dad and outdoor adventurer Mitch Hallan who talks to us about being a Dad to four, being previously married to a woman, what his family looks like now, and how even you can be as Midwestern as apple pie.
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The one with parenting expert Donna Tetreault
This week, Gavin went to Spain, we try and figure out if trying is worth it, Gavin went to Spain, did you hear?, David uses spoons with his sunscreen, we sling the top 3 insults, and this week we are joined by parenting expert and Dr. Phi's BFF Donna Tetreault who talk to us about her career in journalism, how she got to be the go-to TV parenting person, and how the hell we can survive the teen years.
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The one with Theresa Lyons, PhD
This week, we are back and worse than ever! We chat about our Pride, Gavin boats about his European adventures, we gaslight our kids on purpose, David's son opens a hair salon, we rank the top 3 deadly sins, and this week we are joined by scientist, blogger, autism advocate, and mother Theresa Lyons.
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The one with the return of Zoë Kors
This week, David is a cliche, we need a break, we rank the top 3 kids meal deals, and this week we are joined (again) by sexologist and all around incredible human being Zoë Kors who talks to us about being an intimacy coach, how busy parents can remain connected to their partners, and how her kids like to get her attention in public spaces.
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The one with the beauty insider Melissa Knapp Conrad
This week, David's son tells him where babies come from, Gavin wants your money, someone finally puts into words what David couldn't, we ask listener for their hacks on sunscreen, we rate the top 3 loyalty programs, and this week we are joined by all around beauty Melissa Knapp Conrad who talks to us about beauty branding, healthy habits for your skin, and how to keep kids for succumbing to the beauty industrial complex.
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We're Obsessed With YouThe one with clinical psychologist Erez Harari
This week, we finally tell the truth, siblings never get along, we have good news from the city that never sleeps, we celebrate a shirtless DILF, we rank the top 3 Elphaba's, and this week we are joined by twin Dad and psychologist Erez Harari who talks to us about truth and identity as it relates to his practice, how he started an organization for Orthodox queer youth, and why he'll never go on a boat with his kids again.
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The one with I'M TIRED OF THIS, GRANDPA
This week, Gavin explains himself, we talk about the cornerstones of gay men's personalities (audacity and delusion), we are proud of our Freedom, Gavin asks a WWYD, and we rank the top 3 toys you disappear.
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The one met ons
This week, cats are gay, we ask if there is any real joy in parenting, David's husband breaks himself, Gavin shuts his mouth, we give you a Dad hack that isn't for Dads nor is a hack, we rank the top 3 sleepover breakfasts, and we celebrate our DILF of the week, Barney Frank.
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The one with no Moms
This week, David resfuses to celebrate anything but Mother's Day, Gavin has teenagers, we miss toddlerhood, we lust after the hottest twink in Germany, and we rank the top three 3's.
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The one where we hold space with Tracy E. Gilchrist
This week, Gavin learns what a "pick me" is, David doesn't take his kid to work, there's no good news in the world, we lust after our DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 Summer mistakes, and this week we are holding space with Tracy E. Gilchrist, talking about the viral interview that set it all going, what being a journalist in 2026 is like, and what it was like simulating oral sex on a stage in Phoenix, Arizona.
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The one when Dr. X returns!
This week, David gets in a Facebook fight, Gavin takes a family road trip, David can't put his phone down, Russia does something sexy, we rank the top 3 songs that capture parenting, and this week we are joined (again) by the mysterious yet informative Dr. X who talks to us about boys; babies, kids, and teens, and all the disgusting things they do, say, and emit.
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The one with Emmy-winner Maggie Gottlieb
This week, Gavin prefers them small, David can't remember babies, there is no good news this week, we honor our most long-distance DILF, we rank the top 3 gay things that aren't gay, and this week we are joined by writer and West-coaster Maggie Gottlieb who talks to us about having kids later in life, what it's like to win an Emmy, and why, after all of the crap her kid put her through, she's thinking of doing it again.
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The one with us
This week, David spends spring break amongst the trash, Gavin "goes to a concert," we love sloppy boobs, Gavin reads the bible, we make an apology to our listener, and we round out this week with the top 3 crucifixions.
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The one with tutor Danny Bennett
This week, David is humiliated, Gavin has the best weekend of his life, David doesn't know what to do during a tantrum, we rank the top 3 worst gay people, and this week we are joined by Danny Bennett, who talks to us about his tutoring company, how to keep phones away from your kids, and answers the easy question "what is the problem with the American education system?"
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The one with Anna Przy
This week, David's ego gets knocked down 2 pegs, Gavin's kids are driving, old cartoons are racist, we have *some* good gay news, we rank the top 3 wars, and this week we are joined by podcaster, author, influencer, comedienne, and ray of light Anna Przy who talks to us about her daily affirmations, how NOT to raise your kids, and why she's known as the queen of millennial mental health.
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The one with multi-multi-hyphenate Becky Lythgoe
This week, David says the same thing he's been saying for months, we lust after our DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 90's sitcoms, and this week we are joined by actor, producer, Mom, and all around joy Becky Lythgoe as she chats with us about the dramatic entrance of her son, who she really is on the inside, and what is making everyone gayer.
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The one with
This week, David's a winner, baby, Gavin gets schooled by his son, David has some ancestral drama, we finish out our "Babies 101" course with talking about the first three months, we rank the top 3 Babies, and David closes out the show with a reading of "Yertle the Turtle."
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Smells L...The one with Realtor Kaitlin Hannig
This week, David's daughter finds new ways to win an argument, Gavin and David and covered in 24 inches of white stuff, we start a "Babies 101" course, we rank the top 3 dogs, and this week we are joined by Gavin's new crush Kaitlin Hannig who talks to us about being a mom, surviving a cult, Utah real estate, and being a social media phenom who isn't afraid of standing up for what she believes in.
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The one with secret service agent Cory Allen
This week, Gavin enjoys at little Schadenfreude at his daughter, David misses his sacred window, there's no good news, Ricky Martin is our everything, we rank the top 3 weirdest and worst songs to figure skate to, and this week we are joined by author and former secret service agent Cory Allen who chats with us about being in the secret service, how secret he had to be about his gay identity, and what Michelle Obama's Taco Bell order is.
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The one with multi hyphenate Will Collyer
This week, we obsess over Bad Bunny, we figure out of not eating Chik-fil-a even matters anymore, David has a big transition in his life, we (begrudgingly) have a "What would you do?," we rank the top 3 TV parents, and this week we are joined by voice actor and multi-hyphenate Will Collyer who chats with us about being a voice actor, how he became a parent of two, and what advice he has on David starting his career in television.
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The one with Disco Baby aka Charlotte Lyons
This week, David's kids have no spacial awareness, Gavin tries to sneak his kids vegetables, David gets visciously bullied, we come up with new names for "Space Force," and this week we are joined by fashionista and our favorite Brit Charlotte Lyons aka "Disco Baby" who talks to us about starting a clothing brand, the music festival scene, and she finally answers the question: do Europeans have more fun than Americans?"
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The one with our favorite understudy Ellyn Marie Marsh
This week, Gavin watches TV with his daughter, David is a hypocrite, we discuss the transition between daycare and school, EVERYONE PANIC WE MUST HAVE SUMMER CAMP PLANS ALREADY, we rank the top 3 winter dishes, we apologize for the worst top 3 lists in history, and this week we are joined by podcast royalty and general disappointment Ellyn Marie Marsh who chats with us about divorce, blending families, and why doing the opposite of everything she knows from childhood is the best way.
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The ones with these old guests Zack and Camille Dettmore
This week, David enjoys watching his kids struggle, Gavin's kids are addicted to technology, David continues his rant about older parents telling him "it goes by so fast," because we are an edgy and young podcast we rank the top 3 soups, and this week we are joined by two of TV's biggest somebody's, Zack and Camille Dettmore, who talk to us about this new TV show, why it's pretty gay to be a carpenter, and they tell us the story of their dogs weight gain that you'll wish you never heard.
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The one with our intern Bryan Ruiz
This week, David receives a special letter in the mail, Gavin dives into the gender differences in sports, we tackle "Where do babies come from?," we rank the top 3 things to do with your kids in the dead of winter, and this week we are joined by fellow podcaster and fellow gay Bryan Ruiz who talks to us about losing a pet, it's impacts on parents, and how to break the news to kids.
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The one with a combined credit score of 435
This week, we are BACK baby, with the same tired old bullshit we've been peddling for years. David recants his Disney cruise vacation while Gavin tap dances in Alabama.
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The one with our Listener
This week, Gavin and I shut our big fat mouths and finally let someone else talk: our listener! We are fortunate to have four of our listener join us to tell us a little about them, their place in the parenting world, and why in the hell would they keep listening to this garbage every week.
We are taking a short break over the holidays, and will be back at you with the same garbage podcast starting on January 7th, 2026.
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Mid-week bonus: The fiasco behind SurroConnections and Megan Hall Greenberg
We wanted to take a few minutes out of your week to acknowledge the awful experience IP's and surrogates alike are dealing with during the collapse (and possible fraud) of SurroConnections.
