LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids

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It's okay to be bored. And it's okay to stare at a blank wall. It's just not okay to be SO bored that you decide to prove the Swamp Chicken Head Man is real. Mostly because, ya know... stranger danger.

Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

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In this silly story, A.J. agrees to babysit a little boy for the very first time. But before the boy's mom will trust him with the job, he has to pass a special test: keeping an egg safe for an entire week. That should be easy...right?


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In this silly story, Caylee and Derrick want nothing more than to enjoy summer break the way it was meant to be enjoyed. The plan is simple: play, play, and play some more.

Only, they quickly find out that their parents have other ideas.

A daily to-do list filled with CHORES!

At first, it doesn't seem too bad, but then the lists keep getting longer... and stranger.


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In this silly story, Finley lives in a time before water was called water. Back then, people just called it the Wet Stuff, and everyone knew you were supposed to stay far away from it.

But after accidentally touching some of it, Finley discovers something surprising: it doesn't sting, burn, or turn his hands into crab hands. And now he can't stop thinking about it. Too bad the whole town seems ready to do everything t...

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In this silly story, Waylon decides to become a serious businessman. He puts on a suit and tie, hires his best friend, and opens a lemonade stand.

Except, don’t dare call it a lemonade stand. That’s kid stuff.

Waylon is operating a Handcrafted Lemon Beverage Pop-Up Cafe.

But there’s a lot more to running a business than wearing a suit and tie. Waylon keeps finding new new problems to solv...

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In this silly story, Scarlett will do almost anything to get invited to the biggest birthday party of the summer. There will be ponies, a splash-pad-style bouncy castle, and a chocolate fountain!

But when kids start getting uninvited over the tiniest arguments, Scarlett finds herself facing a very tough decision: chase the perfect party or stand up for her best friend.

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In this silly story, Ivy decides she’s done worrying about monsters under her bed. Besides, there’s no such thing as monsters living under people’s beds anyway.

But if, hypothetically speaking, a monster ever did show up, could she not just give it a makeover to make it look a little less scary?

What could possibly go wrong?



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The hospital can be a scary place at times… unless you’re one of those kids who wants to be in the hospital.

You know, the kind of kid who needs the perfect excuse for why they still haven’t paid their friend back the five dollars they owe them.

Clearly nobody has told these kids about hospital food.


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Sometimes in life, we find ourselves in a rush.

Like when you’re trying to get to school on time, but your brother is running around the house with a pair of underwear on his head.

You try to go faster. But when you go faster, you make mistakes. You forget things. And somehow, you end up even later than if you hadn’t rushed at all. And just when you think things could...

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When your favourite superhero asks you to be their sidekick, you’ve got to say yes, right? What a dream that would be. Your could have your own costume with a cape, a cool catchphrase like “zip zap zoom, your butt to the moon," and you could even pick up your superhero’s dry cleaning.

Wait… dry cleaning? Did you sign up for that? I don’t know about this…

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It’s one thing to be spoiled, but what happens when you’re a kid who’s spoiled rotten? What happens when the toy you got just yesterday already feels old?

Well, good thing there’s an easy fix: it just takes a looooong “how money works” talk, followed by a “money doesn’t grow on trees” talk, followed by a “wants vs. needs” talk. Kids love those talks. And they ALWAYS work.

Or do they?

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Having a sleepover at your friend’s house can be a lot of fun. But at the same time, sleeping is serious business. You don’t want to mess around with a good night’s rest.

What if the place you’re sleeping over at has a funny smell? What if their blankets are too scratchy? What if their pillows feel like sleeping on a stack of bricks?

I suppose you could always spend ten...

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So you find out your parents are pirates… and then they decide to bring you along on a little “business trip.” Somehow, you get roped into “borrowing” someone else’s treasure and you realize you have a bit of a knack for this whole pirating thing. BUT THEN you wake up to find a girl on another ship pointing a cannon in your direction. Yeesh! What are you supposed to do when that happens? Use your manners and ask her n...

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Imagine finding out your parents didn’t have the jobs you thought they had? And unlike your friends’ parents who had jobs making things for people, or helping people, you found out it was your parents' job to take things from people. And not only that, but you also discovered they said weird things at work like, “shiver me timbers.”  That would be strange, wouldn't it?

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In this silly story, we find out what happens when your cheek-pinching, kissy-mark-leaving aunt comes to visit. The answer: a whole lot of embarrassment—the least of which comes from catching her ironing the wrinkles out of your underwear. How does one even deal with an aunt like that?

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In the sleepy town of Mountainburger, winning and losing don’t exist. The parents have made sure of it. Losing leads to crying, and who wants to deal with that? But when some kids are challenged to a game of soccer by a team from another town, they suddenly find themselves trying to figure out what it takes to win.


Apparently… a lot more than running around the field chasing butterflies.

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In this silly story, the new queen of Kookbookia decides the castle dungeon is too small  ...though it’s never been full before. But when the queen starts locking people up for petty crimes like dipping cookies in milk, the people quickly realize it’s about to get crowded in there.

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In this silly story, Aria finds batteries incredibly annoying. You’re always replacing them or charging them. It seems like every time she turns around she’s getting those dreaded “low battery” warnings. But one day the low battery warning keeps sounding and Aria can’t figure out where it’s coming from. It couldn’t possibly be coming from her, could it?

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In this silly story, Joe and Hannah live in a village where there’s a spell or potion for absolutely everything. Need help getting dressed? There’s a spell for that. Don’t feel like brushing your teeth? There’s a potion for that. But when Joe decides to try doing things the old-fashioned way, he discovers that life might actually be more fun when you have to figure things out yourself.

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In this silly story, Eddie tries to mess with his younger brother Ollie, who has just discovered that his baby teeth are are going to start falling out. It all seems harmless at first, until something very strange happens that has absolutely nothing to do with Eddie. Now he’s taking all the blame and no one believes a word he says. If only he had the Tooth Fairy’s phone number.

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In this silly story, Kinsley loves celebrating how everyone is different. She even wears a shirt that says, “Stay Weird.” But when her new friend starts getting grossed out by things that aren’t even remotely gross, Kinsley begins to wonder, is her new friend the bad kind of weird?

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In this silly story, Leo dreams of becoming so rich that he never has to do another farm chore again. But when he trades for a strange set of magical beans, he ends up digging himself into a much bigger problem than he expected. Turns out, the best treasures aren’t always made of gold.

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In this silly story, Cayden pretends he understands what his friends are talking about when a word comes up that he isn’t familiar with. One tiny misunderstanding quickly spins out of control, and suddenly everyone thinks it’s Cayden’s dream to meet a giant potato.

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In this silly story, Josey is one tough kid… except when it comes to bugs. Anytime one appears, she calls her brother, Darius, to deal with it. But when Josey accidentally rescues a spider from inside her sweater, it starts treating her like a hero — and the very last thing Josey wants is any kind of bug love.

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In this silly story, Walter wakes up to discover a mysterious voice announcing every single thing he does. It’s like he’s living inside a TV show! As Walter and his sister Aubrey search for a way to escape the non-stop narration, they quickly realize that hiding from the voice may not be as easy as they hoped.

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In this silly Parker’s class wants a pet. Not just because it would be fun, but because it would teach responsibility. And grownups love responsibility.
But what starts as a perfectly reasonable idea quickly spirals when Parker takes it upon himself to choose the class pet.

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In this silly (and slightly ridiculous) story, Emily has a bit of a problem—she breaks things. Not on purpose, of course. She just has a very hard time being gentle. When a small accident turns into a very big problem, Emily and her brother Zach discover that sometimes the very thing that makes you different might be exactly what the world needs.

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In this silly story, Gus and Genevieve are encouraged to build a snowman by parents who insist it’s a kids’ activity. As the grown-ups hover, hint, and make things increasingly weird, the kids discover that sometimes adults want in on the fun too… they just don’t want to admit it.

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We’re wrapping up the year with a special replay episode!

While LOL Storytime is on a short holiday break, we’re revisiting the most-loved story of 2025, as chosen by you.

After tallying listener votes, one story came out on top, and this episode is your chance to hear it again (or discover why it became the fan favourite).

LOL Storytime returns this Thursday with a brand-new bonus story...

***Vote for the top story of the year HERE!

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In this silly story, Andy is itching to get his hands on some GAMEBUX — the only kind of money that really matters… video game money! But Andy quickly learns that money doesn’t grow on trees. Sometimes you have to work for it. And sometimes that work might mean wiping pizza sauce off someone else's face.

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In this silly story, Oliver can speak two different languages. His friends are all very impressed, until a new girl shows up, who can speak 4 different languages. Oliver goes from feeling special, to... not so special. But he's about to really turn some heads when he discovers there is another language he can speak. A language that might include a woof or two. 

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In this silly story, a boy’s parents are at their wits’ end. Their son absolutely refuses to take a bath. They’ve tried songs, toys, bribes and sticker charts. Nothing works. Their final hope? A desperate call to the Bath Police.

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In this silly story, a popular trend has been driving one kid up the wall. It seems like he’s the only one who doesn’t get the joke. But after a visit to a monk on a tall mountain gives him some much-needed clarity, he’s excited to return home and finally join in on the fun—only to discover that everyone now thinks the trend is “old.”

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