The Fake Therapy Podcast

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By: Briana Walker

Where the therapy is fake but the love is real

Pray On It, Then Prey On It
11/05/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast is joined by Khalil A. H. Shabazz from C.R.O.E. Radio, as they share their favorite soup (7:28), DJ Akademiks VS everyone (13:59), and Keith Lee VS Atlanta (21:55). Later in the episode they discuss the debacle between Burna Boy and Dubai (33:23), The latest show on NBC “Found” (49:42), the current state of the world and whether we’re in...


I Will Choke You
10/22/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast is joined by Millie (@akfancyy) as they share their opinions on the Ironman/Captain America debate (9:05), establishing boundaries with loved ones (16:36), and minding your business (28:00). Later they get into rap music and if the content we’re fed is too sexualized (53:24), the shenanigans that took place at on the Funny Marco interview (1:13:27), the latest Instacart fiasc...


Existing Is Exhausting
10/15/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the Curt and Briana open the show with what tropes they’re not fans of in television and film (6:00), which turns into a conversation about the age restrictions in our rap culture (11:20), and the generational curses we continue in our community (20:28). Later in the episode the cast discuss the Kevin Gates/pregnant woman shenanigans (41:30), the government shutting down...


Dog Whistling
10/08/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast opens the episode with Law #10, which speaks on finding the positive in all situations (13:08), they discuss which Lays chips reigns superior (21:34) and whether or not women should shoot their shot (40:09). Later in the episode the cast discuss the bed bud epidemic along with other world crisis’ (47:02), the Sexyy Red tape that leaked to Twitter (53:26), tips to he...


Love The Hoes
10/01/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, Curt and Joey get into the 48 Laws Of Power regarding listening to your intuition (5:24), the Carlee Russell movie (7:37) and the evolution of the generations and knowledge they have access to (13:48). Later in the show the guys share their opinions on cyber bullying (38:30), whether a body count could change your perspective on someone (1:07:30) and more!!

The Hid...


Stop, Stop, Stop
09/24/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, Curt shares a time he thought he’d lose his life by Briana’s “driving” (6:50), the cast shares some of their therapy updates (16:04), and the recent beef between Kenneth Petty and Offset (21:48). Later on in the show they delve into what they would and wouldn’t do for money (52:12), Meek Mill and his hustling methods (1:05:22), Curt shares time managemen...


Stud Pu$$y
09/17/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast gets together to show Curt some love as it’s his birthday!! The cast opens the episode with telling jokes on social media while in a relationship (1:00), Curt gets the show back into a groove with law #7 (11:00) and later they briefly discuss mixtapes and their favorite track (14:00). As the episode progresses, the cast speaks on their...


10 Days
09/10/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, Curt and Briana open with a discussion surrounding how we as a people can market our skills better (5:12) followed with which submarine sandwich franchise they prefer (10:03). Deeper into the episode, the cast speaks on the situation involving a woman who was assaulted with a brick (30:12) and whether or not trips with friends are considered “single activity” (48:35). Later they ca...


P*nis and Porterhouse
08/27/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast is whole again as they open with describing themselves as animals and why they identify with them (6:58), a lengthy but important conversation around step parenting and accepting your significant other’s kids as your own was had (15:44) and Curt and Joey give their feedback on the Johnny Depp/ Amber Heard documentary on Netflix (54:13). Later, Briana provi...


Remote Therapy
08/20/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast is one less Amigo as Joey welcomes his new addition to his family! After the casts sends their love Briana and Curt get into deciphering what kind of traveling companion they are (6:37), the resurfaced “beef” between Erykah Badu and DJ Akademiks (15:38), and the life sentence placed upon Antonio “AJ” Armstrong (24:56). As the episode progresses the casts discus...


Born By The River
08/13/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast is joined by artist RocSmoov as they pay their respects to Chicago’s DJ Casper (7:15), discuss the internet squabble between Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Aniston (15:17) and show some love to O’Shea Sibley, man who was the victim of a hate crime (25:50). Later they discuss the Montgomery brawl (35:24), the updates to Henry Ruggs case (51:16) and more!<...


Chunk-Li
07/23/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast opens with a review of The Flash and their opinions on comic content in general (4:50), how we as African Americans handle health matters and coping with life(29:20), social media scammers (37:36) and KevOnStage’s apology to a cosplayer (40:48). Later they revisit the Carlee Russell story (51:53), their top 5 movie trilogies/franchises (1:19:12) and more! 

The Hidden Gem of...


Fillet Mig-Nan
07/16/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast starts the discussion with who has the better pizza franchise wise and overall in pizza land (4:17), Curt shares the 2nd law from the 48 Laws of Hustle (22:00), the situation involving Carly Russell (27:10), and our treatment of our properties (43:06). Later they briefly talk about the writer’s strike (52:00), the SHEIN Rico case (55:10), what counts as an unacceptable date...


Playing In Our Face
07/09/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast is joined by artist STO Pesso as they discuss the Supreme Court turnovers (16:20), whether the community has black leaders and activists (31:20) and the idea of deep space adventures and time travel (55:25). Later they touch on who they were in high school along with being cocky (1:27:00), how there was cocaine found in the White House (1:33:09) and more! ...


Hot Pole for My Hole
07/02/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, Briana is joined by her homegirl’s Brie and Millie as they talk about concert etiquette and who their favorite performers are (5:00), The BET Awards and how we should present ourselves (11:35), an update on the situation with Carlisha Hood (16:30), and elaborate on their relationships with women (30:23). Later the ladies get into growing out of your mate (48:04), the youth...


Freak Nasty
06/25/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, we’re joined by the lovely Ja’Mia Ana as they get into Moriah and Zion’s most recent shenanigans (10:56), whether being faithful is overrated (37:34) and Ari Vs Taina (55:33). Later they get into the Titanic debacle (1:13:09), the Jonathan Majors case (1:40:39). We find out Briana doesn’t like sharing her weed (2:00:00) and later on we get more insight into Ja’Mia...


DuckDick Soup
06/18/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, Briana and Joey get into what they were good at in school (5:15) Briana walks back her “mean” nature (10:34) the cast nerds out as they discuss DC/Marvel content (18:29) and family dynamics develop you in life (34:14). Later they touch on the YK Osiris/Sukihana situation (1:01:19), how systems try to police black joy (1:18:50) and more! 

Today’s Hidden Ge...


Lazy
06/11/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode the cast is joined by Curt’s wife, the wonderful Kristy Love (@kristylovemedia2) as they send their condolences to Ajike Owens (11:50), Azaelia Banks and her most recent comments about DC Youngfly (35:19) and doppelgängers (46:48). They then get into what a good woman/man is (57:48) and the madness surrounding Zion (1:35:06) and more! 

Today’s Hidden Gem of the...


Werepirate
06/04/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast sends their condolences to Jacky Oh and discuss the dangers of body modifications ((6:52) discuss how fast is too fast when moving on from a relationship (13:26) and whether you should speak to an ex in public (33:08). Later they get into whether it’s anti-black to be against wearing bonnets, pajamas and house-shoes outside (36:40), Shannon Sharpe leavi...


Sidechick-ism
05/28/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, we are joined by Mashavu (@mashavu.loves.me) briefly as we open it up with Briana walking back some statements from last episode (9:50), the cast sends their respects to Tina Turner (11:26) which turns into how we want to be remembered and being the fun girl (23:23) Da’Nia Jackson (38:22) Side Chick/Hoe Life realities (1:13:13), The beauty of talkin...


Throat Kids
05/21/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast has a full circle moment when Millie (@akfancyy) from The LipSmackers pod joins the crew! Together they discuss Johnathan Majors’ new boo and our white celebrity crushes (9:07), Ghetto vs Trifling (24:27), Briana walks back another take (34:00), Should exes get public shoutouts on Mother’s/Father’s day (39:37), Taking care of & hearing about yourself (52:09), Jerry Springer’s estate (1...


God, if You’re Listening
05/14/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast is joined by rapper & anime author You-C (@doyoucm3), as they discuss old celebrities and how we know were getting old (5:40), a Jamie Foxx Update (23:49), Being the smartest in the room (27:54), We have a hip hop history lesson and talk groups in rap (33:20), Selling sex in music and media (44:50), take a dive into You-C’s caree...


Breastfeed Mukbang
05/07/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast discuss interracial dating (9:10), bad business in the black community (23:20),Briana walks back another take (34:47), How rich is too rich and the MET Gala (40:30), Kids are smarter now than before (1:01:55), The Mediocre Man (1:25:45), The friend tiers (1:52:00) and more!

Today’s Hidden Gem of the week is “Ultraviolet ft Joey Mitch” by Nox Black (@nox_13bla...


Dead On Accident
04/30/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast celebrate give their condolences to Jerry Springer (4:05), they define how long a “life” is (15:15), when is it a good time to have your first child (19:25), Do you have to tell your kids “sorry” (33:50), Raising privileged children (44:07), could the cast hunt their food (56:30), Facebook layoffs and the rise of AI (1:05:00), Insecurities in relationships (1:16:10), What makes a person a...


Hoenet Tejada
04/23/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast celebrate 420 & discuss their week (5:30), Briana walks back some takes from the last show (12:55), the “Teacher vs Student” fight & the downtown riots in Chicago (16:50), The Laura’s project and the white savior role (37:50), Men putting women out for not f*ckin (42:30), Sam Smith’s performance attire (50:40), How the parenting has fell on us (52:20), Frank Ocean at Coachell...


Dyke Tyson
04/16/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast is joined by The Lit Baldie (@TheLitBaldie) as they discuss there week & Joey Mitch makes an announcement (6:50), Which Avenger would the cast be able tot take on in a fight (18:16), the crew sends love to Drake Bell & Jamie Foxx (32:30), discuss clones and the AI technology (33:40), Monique’s Netflix Special (37:45), some of our favorite non-melanated comed...


Soul & Blood Ties
04/09/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast is joined by rap superstar Queenie La’Rouge (@queenielarouge_) as they offer their condolences to CashApp founder Bob Lee (4:35), Shakey vs SkinBone in the Blue Check Battle (11:10), Angel Reese vs Caitlin Clark (21:00), Marrying your cousin (29:20), and discuss Queenie La’Rouge’s career, accomplishments, what’s next (38:20) and more!

Today’s Hidden Gem of the week i...


White Girl Tears
04/02/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast offers their condolences to The victims of the Nashville school shooting and Jeremy Brown,the husband of Kadejah Brown, who was fatally shot by his wife on FB Live. (6:40), Johnathan Majors and developments in his case (34:30), Denzel Washington Appreciation (38:30), Should a man be served food on a paper plate (41:40), The currency issue in America and...


White Girl Tears
04/02/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast offers their condolences to The victims of the Nashville school shooting and Jeremy Brown,the husband of Kadejah Brown, who was fatally shot by his wife on FB Live. (6:40), Johnathan Majors and developments in his case (34:30), Denzel Washington Appreciation (38:30), Should a man be served food on a paper plate (41:40), The currency issue in America and...


Believe in Segregation
03/19/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast offers their condolences to Bobby Caldwell & Lance Reddick (6:40),Changing the view of money and our kids in the black community (13:20), the cast sends love to Young M.A. and discuss the price of haircuts (34:10), the new Trans-Formers movie (39:20), Ciara’s Dress (47:35), Jamie Lee Curtis’ Oscar award (53:30), Creating our own award shows (57:46), the cast recalls when th...


Saw You In Twitter Porn
03/12/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast discuss if the Chris Rock & Marlon Wayans’ stand-ups were orchestrated (3:14),the cast is joined by community healer Yuki Savage (@yuki_wdachops) to discuss if cheating a dangerous game to play (27:17), Having an OF (48:08), Is Johnathan Majors the new Denzel, (1:08:28) will men wait on women to glow up (1:22:45) and the cast gets a live Tarot Readi...


A Hole in the Wall
03/05/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast is joined by artist, poet, and musician, Analicia Lasett (@analiciatheartist) and they discuss wether or not Michael B Jordan is corny (4:24), Ja Morant & Jalen Carter (10:53), Glorilla Cosigns the Mousekatool record (24:27), the gang gets in their journalistic bag (32:50), sending of 5 attachments to your man (48:00) Being human and showing empathy (1:09:50) and more!

Today’s Hidde...


Kick You When You're Down
02/26/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and Joey every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast issues an apology to Briana and discuss how hurtful Joey Mitch has been (3:10), Chris Brown vs Blueface (10:30), Is polygamy for the unfaithful (27:15), Internet intelligence (34:11), Are you broke without a BBL (41:04), The sentencing of Nipsey Hussle’s Assailant (61:55) and more!

Today’s Hidden Gem of the week is “Diamond” by BreAmore

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Crackhead Bait
02/19/2023

Hey there Therapists! Join Briana, Curt and “The Other Guy” every week for a combination of laughs, intense conversations, and real sh*t as they discuss a wide array of topics centered in pop culture, community and everything in-between. 

On today’s episode, the cast give their condolences to the victims of the senseless shooting at Michigan State University (2:10), Recap of the Super Bowl party in the studio (14:30), Sharing the blunt (21:35), The Squatter issue (27:30), Valentine’s Day recap (42:40) and more.

Today’s Hidden Gem of the week is “Wishlist” by Syl Messi ft DrtyDan

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