Cosmic Crit

In the last segment of Sabotage Souffle the party prepares to cook and serve their food for the competition’s secret celebrity guest. Will they be able to put aside their differences and eek out a win for the Nova Rush or will their competitive streak get the best of them in this test kitchen? Find out on this week’s episode of Eox’s favorite podcast “Cosmic Crit”!

In the next segment of the Sabotage Souffle Eoxian TV show the party divided must begin the arduous task of retrieving protein and cooking with their ill-gotten spices. But things are about to heat up before they eat up, as the ring of fire activates! Will it be too hot in the kitchen or will the party survive the flame-broiling? Find out on this week’s “Cosmic Crit”!!!

With the Laser wolves dealt with and harvested into meat chunks, the lunks of the Nova Rush step foot in the next segment of the show “Gravedigging Get-em”. But while they search for spices can they keep crew morale up despite stealing and fighting one another in this cut-throat kitchen? Who lives and what spices are grenaded on this week’s Cosmic Crit!?

On the Eoxian TV show Sabotage Souffle the crew of the Nova Rush divide into two teams to cook a dish for a mystery guest judge. But first the heroes will need to hunt and kill their own protein- three Tashtari aka Laser Wolves. With the monsters supersized for the TV audience do they stand a chance in this cut-throat kitchen? Find out on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

The media mogul and undead executive Zo! finally appears for the meeting with the party. While initially bummed about the carpetcide he offers the crew of the Nova Rush a deal that they can’t refuse. Will fame and/or fortune help them on their way to completing their mission, or will this side quest turn into their primary objective? Find out as the crew goes to Hollywood on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

This week the fearsome [Name Censored] attack the party! Can the 5 of them survive the hated [Name Censored]’s attacks or will they fall victim to their bite! Find on this week’s extremely inappropriate and PG-13 episodes of Cosmic Crit!

After surviving the Atraskian shelf wasteland for the last few days the heroes of the Nova Rush make their way to the underground city led by a mysterious benefactor. Will they be able to convince someone of Elebrian birth to come with them on their mission or will their mission like their Uber driver be Dead on Arrival? Will the latest edition of the Absalom Station News have a funny Family Circus cartoon in it this week? Find out all of that AND MORE on this week’s episode of Cosmic Crit!

The Nova Rush crew is attacked once more by the Corpse Fleet as undead waves of fodder flood the manor of Undead royalty. Can the heroes survive an all out undead assault? Will Xeldan’s new powers aid him in this fight or cause his demise? Find out who lives and who is undead on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

The owner of the Xoalots emerges from the wilderness and claims the undead corpses. It’s time for the crew to mingle with a hot undead single in their area code, as the cowgirl tries to keep her secrets on the ranch. Can they pry the rifle from her cold dead hands or will they get run off into the Eoxian night to the strange Spire Manor in the distance? Find out all that and more on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

Back on the planet of Eox the crew of the Nova Rush rest in the zephyrous shelter, while zombies are destroyed by large undead beasts outside. Can they make a break for it and survive an attack from these former beasts of burden? Find out the answer to the riddles “What hops, tramples and impales in the pale Eoxian sunlight?” on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

Last week we saw the dog’s life and now it’s time to dissect the 9 lives of Heathaeyun Delacourt! Follow us as we reverse time skip our way through the Captain of the Nova Rush and find out what brought him to his powers and cavalier lifestyle. 

This week the crew of the Nova Rush takes a break as we focus in more clearly on the story of one Xeldan Gutteryoung. Follow the soldier’s footsteps through the emancipation of Pulonis and meeting with Captain Heathaeyun for the first time in this fun one-on-one with Gibert on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

The Crew of the Nova Rush wander the wastelands and secure shelter in a random piece of architecture along the Atraskian Shelf. Will the wasteland claim these living city slickers or will they make their claim here? Will they find peace of mind in these undead hills or will the undead eat a piece of their minds? Find out on this week’s exploratory episode of Cosmic Crit!

While the Nova Rush crew has sought refuge in the ancient fossilized bones of some gigantic serpent, other creatures call those remains home as well. With Xeldan sensing an approaching threat the party goes on full alert…but they discover they are being hunted by the apex predator on Eox…and it’s not alone!

An undead horde chases the party across the surface of Eox, and they have to fight tooth and nail to survive. Can the heroes make it to safety or will they succumb to the undead chase and become another victim of the zombie shamblers? Find out on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

The Nova Rush board their shuttle for the Halls of the Living, but not all is as it seems on this fast flight across the barren surface. The pilot is a spooky skeleton and the flight attendant is ghoulishly undead too. But when the flight is hijacked by Corpse Fleet terrorists with a bomb can the party survive to landing this shuttle in one piece? Find out on this week’s Cosmic Crit!

This week the Nova Rush lands on the planet Eox, with the odd mission to return to Station Alpha with a living Elebrian. But their task is stymied by downed starship travel and the ubiquitous Zo! Media Productions tricentennial celebration happening on the planet. Can they survive the crowds and fast track to their favorite rides? Find out as we enter the Adventure Zo!ne this week!

This week the crew of the Nova Rush pressgang the Dwarven gang member Jazm McClintock into service while receiving their next mission from Clan Ulrikka. Will the heroes decide to call it quits or did they just buy themselves a one way ticket to Eox? Find out on this bone-chilling episode of Cosmic Crit!

The explorers of Station Alpha return with information for the Dwarg mining Clan Ulrikka, but mystery is afoot as the heroes begin shopping in the Star Citadel Theodrane’s central mall, for their new notoriety has gotten the attention of more than just the local dwarven gangs…

This week the crew of the Nova Rush begging the trek back to Starship Citadel Theodrane with a renewed interest in the ancient Eoxian space rock. Will their new found powers they gain at level two allow them to stick together as a crew and continue their mission for Clan Ulrikka? Find out as we continue into part two of the amazing adventure “Guilt of the Grave World”

The Nova Rush crew are headed away from Station Alpha this week as they’ve finalised their mission and secured the space rock. But something or someone is waiting for them in the cold dark asteroid fields of the Diaspora. Listen to this week’s Cosmic Crit for the first bout of Starship Combat courtesy of corpselike foes! 

The station’s rat population takes a nosedive this week as the exploration of Station Alpha takes a scrappy turn. Can a few simpler combats boost the player’s opinions of their characters before they lock into their builds at level 2? We endeavor to answer that question and more on this week’s penultimate part 1 episode!

The mystical secrets of Station Alpha begin to reveal themselves as the heroes of the Nova Rush investigate the Arcane Laboratory. Can they make peace with the outside entities that have seemed to take up residency here or will their orbs be cooked? Find out on another thrilling adventure of Cosmic Crit!

The mysteries of Station Alpha continue to unfold as there are more confirmations that this facility used to orbit the now destroyed planet of Iovo, destroyed by the Eoxian super weapon. But what did the ancient Elebrians do here and why did this station survive?

The exploration of the ancient space station continues into what looks like the crew quarters. But could anything or anyone still be alive in this station? The spooky tomb of a station gives up its ghosts this week as the Nova Rush crew attempts to survive this week’s episode!

The crew of the Nova Rush battled against the space station’s scrap rats while they began to explore this ancient structure. Who built this pre-gap station and why was it wedged perfectly between two asteroids? What is the purpose of the arcane holographic projector and why is it short circuiting? The mysteries will deepen and more will reveal themselves in this week’s episode! 

Attacked as soon as they step through the airlock of this ancient space station, the crew of the Nova Rush have to stick together to survive. What manner of beast can survive this coffin of a rock and will the heroes be able to escape this dark star tomb? Those questions and more are answered on this week’s exciting combat filled Cosmic Crit!

The crew of the Nova Rush head into the Drift to cross the PACT system in a couple of days. The crew trades downtime with bridge duty, learning a little about one another as they make the journey. But you’ll have to listen if you want to find out what that odd code is they picked up and just what exactly this odd space rock is described to look like…here on this week’s episode of Cosmic Crit.

With the Nova Rush back under their control the crew of the starship heads to their job interview as Space citadel Theodrane with the Dwarven mining consortium of Ulrikka Clanholdins. Will they be able to navigate their job and make a good first impression on the impressionable dwarves? What is the odd rock in the possession of one of the dwarves and just what is this odd asteroid their being tasked to survey? The only way you will find out is by diving into this week’s Cosmic Crit! 

It’s time to take out the trash, while the pirates of the bridge spring their trap our fearless crew does its best to retake the bridge. Can the heroes overcome this ambush or will Captain Firestorm throw them out an airlock? Listen to this week’s exciting adventure to find out! 

The hastily thrown together and still groggy prisoners of the Nova Rush rally and attempt to take back their ship. They have hurdles to get through as the pirates of Phaedra Firestorm have left traps behind. Can they make friends with the monotone marauder Brinn or will they walk the plank on this week’s Cosmic Crit?

Where are we and what are we doing here? Questions that both the players and their characters have to be asking one another as we kick off gameplay for Series 1 of Cosmic Crit! Meet the new crew as they meet one another, after losing some memories they find themselves in quite a predicament to start off episode numero uno!  Join us weekly for Starfinder Roleplaying Game 2nd Edition adventures as the party discovers the mystery of the Nova Rush and their part in this series' AP "Guilt of the Grave World"!

This week Patrick sits down to talk turkey with Tyler about his first Operative character in Starfinder. After getting raked over the coals and buried in the 2025 draft can his PC come together next year for a fun Adventure? Find out as we finish off this final character building preview and return next week for Episode 1 of "Guilt of the Grave World"!!!

Rebecca knew what she wanted going into the SF2E 2025 Draft, but does she really have her hulking hero all figured out already? Patrick join's the Ace of Cosmic Crit 2.0 for an interview and preview of what we are likely to see from her Vesk in Series 1!

Gibert and Patrick talk this week and have a dog-gone good time doing it. We talk about how familiar he is with this randomly rolled character and class already having played a few magic users in his day. Will this be one for the dogs or are we barking up the wrong tree? Find out on this episode of "Space Dog Puns"

Patrick and Myles talk about a tubular tabby coming up in Series 1 and what mayhap will happen in the confluence of his ABCs. We talk about what it means to be have a Versatile Heritage in 2nd edition and riff on some cool cats this week.

This week Patrick sits down with Drew to tip the scales one way or another on his clammy and likely lugubrious Fish Wizard! How many times can Patrick say the phrase "you're a wizard, Drew!" in a Hagrid voice, well you have to listen to find out!

This week on the podcast we kick off Series 1 of Cosmic Crit 2.0 with a fully fleshed out set of rules for drafting player characters (Ancestries, Background and Classes) in Starfinder 2nd Edition. 
To avoid folks fighting over what class they will play, and to make it less likely to choose character options that they made in Seasons 1-5, we are drafting characters this time around. We recorded this behind the scenes episode 0 and if you don't want to be spoiled then SKIP THIS EPISODE as we will reveal the base elements of their characters!

The heroes of the Ghost Levels finish their explorations and find what looks to be a means to restart the elevator and escape, but first they have some enemies to take care of inside the cosmic orrery. Can a robot and an electrovore, the unlikeliest of friends, take out the 4 adventurers? Find out on this week’s Cosmic Crit 2.0! 

Adventuring in the hidden extradimensional ghost levels gets more complicated as humanoid foes begin to stalk the halls. Can the heroes survive the ruthlessness of Ysoki mercenaries and the rigors of the trapped passageways? The only way to find out is to smash play and listen to Cosmic Crit 2.0!