You Wouldn't
Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Are we in the wrong industry?
Will contemplates corporate life and Pat was beefing with someone in Eastgardens carpark.
Pat’s on the ciggies
Facebook Group Flaming Will
Tuna
Beefing at Eastgardens
Corporate Lunch Time
HR Improv
New Phone
AI Race
Last Teen
Hotlines
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Playing Hard to Get w/ Liam Moore and Tessa Reid
Liam and Tessa come on the pod, reacting to Liam’s strip show, exposing his sleeping jeans and how they met.
Hygiene
Circ Update
Liam and Tess Origin Story
Impractical Jokers
5 Rules of Life
Sleeping in Jeans
Reality TV Shows
Liam’s Upcoming Fight
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Pat found himself in Bali
P Clitty is back from his ‘transformative’ trip to Bali and Will had his best day ever.
Bali Villa Tour
Will’s Best Day Ever
Cyclists
Shit Golfers
Jetstar
Pat’s Bday Plans
Hotlines
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Hell Day
Will thinks he can survive Hell Week and Pat ranks his nightmare holiday situations.
AFM Applications
Fairbairns Callout
Cyclists
House Features Blind Ranking
Manyana Incident
Hell Week
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Patquit Quitfton
Will gives Pat a best friend quiz, and Pat has made a movie guessing game.
Coco and Bean
Movie Guessing Game
Pat’s Spaghetti Bolognese Take
Will’s Childhood Quiz
Investment Banking
Debating
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Raygun and Glory Holes
Will and Pat record out of Shep’s garage, talking about Will’s nightmare banking and glory holes.
Will’s Banking Nightmare
Papua New Guinea Croc
Lamp Store
Pat’s a Real Estate Agent
Glory Holes
Raygun Grounding
Niche Things We Can’t Live Without
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Our biggest aura loss
Will and Pat reveal their biggest aura losses and rank the top 5 Sydney crowning jewels.
Aura Loss
Centennial Park Fishing
Top 5 Sydney Crown Jewels
Pinocchio
Will Tried to Hug a Random
Self Confidence
Rich People Hobbies
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We Are Cucks
Will explains why he is a bad boy and Pat kicks up a stink about being tied to the English.
Will Swearing at the Pub
Steve Irwin TV Special
Union Jack
Free Parking
Old Woman Banking Improv
Singers Falling Through the Stage
The Universal
Empathy
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Hippos Aren’t Dangerous
Will wants to get a snake and Pat has lost his love for Outer Banks.
Quite and Quiet
Blind Ranking Random Things
White and Gold Dress
Outer Banks New Season
Hippos
Will’s New Pet
Hotlines
Whisper Man
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...“Hey, anyone wanna dock?”
Will has a big call for the defining moment of 2026. Pat wants to buy an island.
Who Invented Butt Chugging?
Docking
56 Days
Dolly Parton
Nepal Disaster
GTA 6 Sneak Peek
Pat Wants To Buy an Island
Melbourne Comedy
Hotlines
Naturopath
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Damage Control
After receiving backlash from the recent news, the boys go into damage control. The boys discuss the unwritten rules of splitting a dinner and Kyle played AFL.
Damage Control
Paying Back Rules
Kyle Played AFL
The Mutiny
Human Trafficking
Rogue TV Shows
Hotlines
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Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History
The boys reveal the biggest news in the entire history of the podcast.
Come Dine With Me
Pat’s Sleep Schedule
Kissing Dogs
Cunnilingus
Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History
Hard Quiz
Kyle’s AI Segment
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Hot People Suck
Will shares his opinion on hot people and why they shouldn’t be trusted. Pat gets held up in traffic by an old guy.
Will’s Peak Gym Era
Hot People Suck
TikTok Trend Of Interesting Traits
Old Person at Traffic Light
Reminiscing on First Cones
Macca Bay Maggots Semi Final
Sopha Dopha Gluten Free Debate
Hotlines
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Waking Up Before 9
Movie night tomorrow night 7pm!! Join us in the patreon
Meta Meeting
Awkward Brand Deal Zoom Call
Waking Up Early
Elevator Technician Improv
Macca Bay Maggots Update
Hotlines
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The Sausage Sizzle Next Door
Will talks shit on the City2Surf and the boys discover the neighbourhood cannibal.
Real Estate Agent
Defence Lawyers
Cannibal Neighbour
10 Most Popular Jobs
Catacombs
City2Surf
Parents Hit and Run
Hotline
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Gucci Guilty
Pat does a huge poo in Will’s toilet and Will gets scammed by a landlord.
Chicken Salt
Clitty’s Big Poo in Will’s House
Pats Admission
The Housing Market
Politics
What Law Would You Put In?
Hotlines
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Jake Howie the Baddie
Jake Howie, the ‘Baddie,’ joins the boys to talk about love life, the worst comedians in Australia, and the top conspiracies.
How Will and Jake Met
Singing
Jake’s Baddie Skits
Top 5 Worst Comedians
Jake’s Love Life
Flying Anxiety
Cave Diving Incident
Top Conspiracies
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Will’s Quadruple Chin
Will pretends he is Pat’s awkward date. Pat delves into the Idaho Murderer documentary.
Nolan Doesn’t Have A Phone
Bowral and Taree Weekends
Idaho Murderer Doco
Best Way to Reveal a Killer
Awkward Date Improv
Hotlines
Memories of Murder
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Glory Days are Over (Kyle’s Back)
Kyle is back from his Euro summer, and with that comes some technical difficulties.
Pat and Will’s Bingo Card
Bad Proposals
Will’s Rich Dinner
ANZAC Day Auction
Kyle’s Favourite Cities
Will’s Going to NYC
Hotlines
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Jumping taxis
Pat gets caught in a web of lies & Will gives us his best impression to date.
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Best restaurant
Uber eats
Sporting sooks
Anniversary gifts
Impressions
Content School
Airtasker
Jumping taxis
Things we aren't proud of
Hotlines
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Afterdark and underwater
The boys are back in the studio! Pat confesses to a bizarre kink, and Will reveals the worst kind of people known to humankind.
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Cake
Dolphins
Bali
Panic Attack
Hotlines
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Tinpot behaviour
Pats disaster on the slopes & Will fires up at the AFL.
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Snowboarding
Exs
Weird Menus
AFL
Odyssey
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Honking L platers
Pats rushed dump & Will freaks out about asking a guy out.
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New Zealand
Dating
Movies
Island Game
L Platers
Driving
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Ummays Asagnelay
Will gets scammed, Pat proves Will wrong.
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No Game
Uber Scam
Tattoos
Menu List
Shapes Flavours
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What a time to be alive
How Will would lead the Socceroos to Victory & The Pat displays elite maths.
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Origin
Socceroos
Raising Kids
Co-ed Schools
Jumping Parties
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Will Got Publicly Bullied
Pat's finally watches Obsession. Will got bullied in public
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New Studio
Butter Boy Cookie Incident
Crown Anniversary Stay
Taylor & Travis' Wedding
Obsession Movie Review
Magpie Tragedy
Sleep Paralysis Story
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Ogelympics 5
The ogelympics is back with a brand new general knowledge, and Pat and Will argue about wedding speeches.
Reacting to Jerome Luai’s Wedding Speech
Trivia
Spelling Bee
Guess the Sound
Guess the Price
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Quiet or Quite?
Will is a dodgy salesman for half the episode.
Best Showers
Will’s New Car
Michael the Salesman Character
Kyle’s Europe Flight
Sombr
Hotlines
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Three Touches I Love You
Pat tries to reconstruct his 3am billion dollar box office move idea. Will is a passive aggressive restaurant server.
Three Touches
Toy Story 5
Restaurant Improv
Sydney Show Wrap
Ultrasounds
Sex Toy Story
The Supernatural or just a Coincidence
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Thailand Steals Our Producer
Something has happened with our producer… The boys breakdown their top 15 female artists.
FM Radio
Japanese Restaurants
Olivia’s All Female Festival
Calling Max the New Producer
CBD Movers Updates
Peptides
Hotlines
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Onchraproneureal
Pat breaks down his entrepreneurship past, and Will watched Toy Story 5.
Toy Story 5
Michael Jackson Documentary
Getting Frustrated in an Uber
Pigeon in the Studio
Pat’s Education
Hotlines
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Joe Bird is a Movie Star (Leviticus)
First Sunday guest ep is here and it’s big. Joe Bird has finally made his return to give his Oscars speech for his new movie Leviticus.
Reviews
Olivia Rodrigo Prank
Stunts
Acting
Jeremy is Clavicular
OBAA
Favourite Artists
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Byron Bay Portal
SYDNEY SHOW NEXT WEEK!!
The boys are officially off the road, recapping the jam-packed campervan tour. Will wants to f*** his yoghurt.
We’re The Spillers Wrapped
Yoghurt
Byron Bay
Protein
Ashely Klein’s a Girls Name
Atrocities
Hotlines
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You Would w/ Jeremy Gibb
The most requested guest is back for a tell-all from the Bowral family home.
Introduction
Horses
Will’s Love Life
Autistic Traits
Mock Interview
Soccer World Cup
Favourite Memory of Will
Drug Experiences
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Epoofany
‘We’re the Spillers’ tour has started. The boys are on their last night of freedom before going 8 days straight in the camprvan.
Hurricanes
Byron Bay Serial Killer
Will’s Epoofany
Cat in the Hat
Show Predictions
Logan
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Removalists Revealed!!
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Will Wants to be Single Forever
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Sex Ed and HECS Debt
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Ciggy season is over
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Another Clean Sweep
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