You Wouldn't
Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
SOPHA DOPHA: TikTok Awards Drama, Mystery AFM Hire & Soph's Boyfriend EXPOSES Her
Tik Tok Awards Drama, Mystery AFM Hire & Soph's Boyfriend EXPOSES Her. The day has come… Sopha Dopha is here.
Sopha’s Bday Game
TikTok Awards Flirting
Tripod Proposals
Drake’s Spotify Wrapped
Salvia Trips
Paediatric Oncology
Influencers Selling Clothes
Sopha’s Donation
Kidnapping Scenarios
Forgive and Forget
Reading Every Application
Sopha’s Blind Date
Merch and Restraining Orders
No Toenail
The Amazing Race
Glandular Fever
Sonny An...
Will's Birthday Bash
Willy G recaps his Blood on the Clocktower birthday bash.
Will’s Bday Game
Pat’s Weird House Inspection
Pat’s Acrostic Poem
Benson Boone’s Performance
Sexual Awakenings
Netflix Crime Docos
Stadium Necessities
Hotlines
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Ogelympics 6
Ogelympics is back for its sixth edition to see if Pat can draw the series.
General Knowledge
Spelling Bee
Guess the Rotten Tomatoes Rating
5 Second Challenge
Category Auction
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The Rambler’s For Sale
After a rocky relationship with his new car, Will’s Rambler is officially on the market.
Selling the Rambler
Jet Crash
AI is F*cked
Saddest Foods
Body Sushi
Will’s Running
Maine Coon Cat
Hotlines
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Salami Nips
The boys look at old chivalry tips to see if they’d hold up in today’s world.
Pat’s House Search Freakout
Rambler is On
Lidabitabodabutt
Chivalry
Hotlines
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How bad could it be? w/ Chris William
Chris Williams joins the pod to talk all things calories.
Making Videos
Childhood
Starting in the Gym
Simplifying Dieting
The Content World
Bite Bro
Peptides
Food as Fuel
Gaming
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Will turns into Pat
Wills IQ stoops to new lows, as he discovers postal drops.
Rockmelon Shopping Dilemma
Nothing’s Impossible
Post Office Theory
Roade Rage
Cheaters
Toothpaste Substitutes
Hotlines
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Polite Root
Pat has an aura loss at the circus and the boys come up with polite ways to say having sex.
Circus Aura Loss
Will’s Auction
LA Sports Bar
Centrelink Improv
Polite Ways to Say Having Sex
Hotlines
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Back to University
Pat and Will are at The College at Western Sydney University.
Pat and Will’s Education Journey
Police Escort with the Rambler
Lawyering
Things We Thought Would Be a Bigger Issue
Guess the Degree
General Knowledge
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Girthy Rambler
Will has a nightmare Air BnB and bombed his comedy special. They bust myths we got told by our parents.
Ogescars 2026 Theme
Messina Flavours
Zach Bryan
Will Bombed His Comedy Special
Shit Air BnBs
The Rambler’s Broken Again
Busting Urban Legends
Hotlines
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Boober Eats
Will and Pat recap Will’s huge aura loss at the Hunger Games premiere. Is Amy Shark getting trolled?
Hunger Games Premiere
Flight Home Poem
Pat’s Bali Shoes
“Hey Dude” Guy
Amy Shark
Soda Stream
Boober Eats
Hotlines
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Will wrestled a baby on his flight home
Will is back from America and on another rant. What sauce deserves on each meal?
Will Wants to Fight A Baby
Sauces
Polar Bears in Antarctica
House Chore Tier List
Death Penalty Fail
BBC
Pat’s Outfits
Ash Dyke is Underwhelming
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Pregnancy is hard
The boys reflect on the lowest lows of the campervan tour and Ash Dyke gets dropped in the Congo.
Skit Club
Haunted House
Disney Merger
Tour Troubles
Ash Dyke’s in the Jungle
Melbourne Podcast Controversy
Pregnancy
Hotlines
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...Kyle Faces His Punishment
Pat recaps the NRL GF, Will is at home in LA and Kyle makes a drunken promise again.
Pat Went to Noah Kahan
Rooster Win GF
Will’s in LA
Will’s New Best Friend
Erewhon
Rye NYC
Kyle Promises A Listener Tickets
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Beggars Can Be Choosers
Willy G helps out the homeless in NYC and Pat goes to the NRL GF.
Will’s Homeless Guy Dilemma
Grand Final Vox Pop
Influencer Event Improv
The Rambler is Back
UFC
Hotlines
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Orgasms in the Congo
Pat and Will break down Ash Dyke going into the Congo Basin and Pat marinates in his own fart.
Will Flying
Tickets on Sale
Fart Marinating
Ziplock
Animals You’d Fall in Love With
NRL Grand Final
Asking for a Photo Improv
Hotlines
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Are we in the wrong industry?
Will contemplates corporate life and Pat was beefing with someone in Eastgardens carpark.
Pat’s on the ciggies
Facebook Group Flaming Will
Tuna
Beefing at Eastgardens
Corporate Lunch Time
HR Improv
New Phone
AI Race
Last Teen
Hotlines
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Playing Hard to Get w/ Liam Moore and Tessa Reid
Liam and Tessa come on the pod, reacting to Liam’s strip show, exposing his sleeping jeans and how they met.
Hygiene
Circ Update
Liam and Tess Origin Story
Impractical Jokers
5 Rules of Life
Sleeping in Jeans
Reality TV Shows
Liam’s Upcoming Fight
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Pat found himself in Bali
P Clitty is back from his ‘transformative’ trip to Bali and Will had his best day ever.
Bali Villa Tour
Will’s Best Day Ever
Cyclists
Shit Golfers
Jetstar
Pat’s Bday Plans
Hotlines
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Hell Day
Will thinks he can survive Hell Week and Pat ranks his nightmare holiday situations.
AFM Applications
Fairbairns Callout
Cyclists
House Features Blind Ranking
Manyana Incident
Hell Week
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Patquit Quitfton
Will gives Pat a best friend quiz, and Pat has made a movie guessing game.
Coco and Bean
Movie Guessing Game
Pat’s Spaghetti Bolognese Take
Will’s Childhood Quiz
Investment Banking
Debating
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Raygun and Glory Holes
Will and Pat record out of Shep’s garage, talking about Will’s nightmare banking and glory holes.
Will’s Banking Nightmare
Papua New Guinea Croc
Lamp Store
Pat’s a Real Estate Agent
Glory Holes
Raygun Grounding
Niche Things We Can’t Live Without
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Our biggest aura loss
Will and Pat reveal their biggest aura losses and rank the top 5 Sydney crowning jewels.
Aura Loss
Centennial Park Fishing
Top 5 Sydney Crown Jewels
Pinocchio
Will Tried to Hug a Random
Self Confidence
Rich People Hobbies
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We Are Cucks
Will explains why he is a bad boy and Pat kicks up a stink about being tied to the English.
Will Swearing at the Pub
Steve Irwin TV Special
Union Jack
Free Parking
Old Woman Banking Improv
Singers Falling Through the Stage
The Universal
Empathy
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Hippos Aren’t Dangerous
Will wants to get a snake and Pat has lost his love for Outer Banks.
Quite and Quiet
Blind Ranking Random Things
White and Gold Dress
Outer Banks New Season
Hippos
Will’s New Pet
Hotlines
Whisper Man
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...“Hey, anyone wanna dock?”
Will has a big call for the defining moment of 2026. Pat wants to buy an island.
Who Invented Butt Chugging?
Docking
56 Days
Dolly Parton
Nepal Disaster
GTA 6 Sneak Peek
Pat Wants To Buy an Island
Melbourne Comedy
Hotlines
Naturopath
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Damage Control
After receiving backlash from the recent news, the boys go into damage control. The boys discuss the unwritten rules of splitting a dinner and Kyle played AFL.
Damage Control
Paying Back Rules
Kyle Played AFL
The Mutiny
Human Trafficking
Rogue TV Shows
Hotlines
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Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History
The boys reveal the biggest news in the entire history of the podcast.
Come Dine With Me
Pat’s Sleep Schedule
Kissing Dogs
Cunnilingus
Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History
Hard Quiz
Kyle’s AI Segment
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Hot People Suck
Will shares his opinion on hot people and why they shouldn’t be trusted. Pat gets held up in traffic by an old guy.
Will’s Peak Gym Era
Hot People Suck
TikTok Trend Of Interesting Traits
Old Person at Traffic Light
Reminiscing on First Cones
Macca Bay Maggots Semi Final
Sopha Dopha Gluten Free Debate
Hotlines
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Waking Up Before 9
Movie night tomorrow night 7pm!! Join us in the patreon
Meta Meeting
Awkward Brand Deal Zoom Call
Waking Up Early
Elevator Technician Improv
Macca Bay Maggots Update
Hotlines
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The Sausage Sizzle Next Door
Will talks shit on the City2Surf and the boys discover the neighbourhood cannibal.
Real Estate Agent
Defence Lawyers
Cannibal Neighbour
10 Most Popular Jobs
Catacombs
City2Surf
Parents Hit and Run
Hotline
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Gucci Guilty
Pat does a huge poo in Will’s toilet and Will gets scammed by a landlord.
Chicken Salt
Clitty’s Big Poo in Will’s House
Pats Admission
The Housing Market
Politics
What Law Would You Put In?
Hotlines
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Jake Howie the Baddie
Jake Howie, the ‘Baddie,’ joins the boys to talk about love life, the worst comedians in Australia, and the top conspiracies.
How Will and Jake Met
Singing
Jake’s Baddie Skits
Top 5 Worst Comedians
Jake’s Love Life
Flying Anxiety
Cave Diving Incident
Top Conspiracies
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Will’s Quadruple Chin
Will pretends he is Pat’s awkward date. Pat delves into the Idaho Murderer documentary.
Nolan Doesn’t Have A Phone
Bowral and Taree Weekends
Idaho Murderer Doco
Best Way to Reveal a Killer
Awkward Date Improv
Hotlines
Memories of Murder
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Glory Days are Over (Kyle’s Back)
Kyle is back from his Euro summer, and with that comes some technical difficulties.
Pat and Will’s Bingo Card
Bad Proposals
Will’s Rich Dinner
ANZAC Day Auction
Kyle’s Favourite Cities
Will’s Going to NYC
Hotlines
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Jumping taxis
Pat gets caught in a web of lies & Will gives us his best impression to date.
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Best restaurant
Uber eats
Sporting sooks
Anniversary gifts
Impressions
Content School
Airtasker
Jumping taxis
Things we aren't proud of
Hotlines
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Afterdark and underwater
The boys are back in the studio! Pat confesses to a bizarre kink, and Will reveals the worst kind of people known to humankind.
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Cake
Dolphins
Bali
Panic Attack
Hotlines
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Tinpot behaviour
Pats disaster on the slopes & Will fires up at the AFL.
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Snowboarding
Exs
Weird Menus
AFL
Odyssey
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Honking L platers
Pats rushed dump & Will freaks out about asking a guy out.
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New Zealand
Dating
Movies
Island Game
L Platers
Driving
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Ummays Asagnelay
Will gets scammed, Pat proves Will wrong.
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No Game
Uber Scam
Tattoos
Menu List
Shapes Flavours
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