Second Place Chasers

Jack and Keith look back on a rather uninspiring gameweek five ahead of a three week long international break. Jack's Chelsea curse intensifies and he reads a poem from an admirer.

Jack and Keith return after a week off for trivia. Jack brings some trivia to the podcast and reflects on his first week as a new Chelsea fan and is a little smug with his triple captain choice.

Jack and Keith struggle through their first podcast since Lachlan's passing. We will miss his unwavering love of Chelsea (to the point of delusion) and his ridiculous FPL picks just when his team is doing well, but most of all we will just miss him. Cheers Geoff.

We're back! Nobody asked for it, but Jack and Keith return for another season of nonsense. Predictions for the final standings in the Premier League, predictions for gameweek one, and a nice uplifting movie review to finish off the show.

Jack and Keith return for more nonsense chat. Jack is feeling very smug as a chunk of Keith's lead falls away. Keith distracts by talking about his review on trustpilot and Jack catches seagulls.

Jack and Keith are back for 2026 while Lachlan works his way back to match fitness. Had he been on this podcast there may well have been lots more swearing after the departure of Maresca at Chelsea. I'm sure he'll have plenty left in the tank when he makes his much awaited return to the podcast soon.

Jack and Keith review the international break, the six-a-side competition, and the trivia. There's also some FPL talk.

Jack and Keith are once again without their Chelsea loving co-host who has just had his stem cell transplant done. It's less fun than watching the Chelsea v Sunderland game on repeat. Meanwhile, Jack has a whole new memorabilia idea for football clubs.

Jack and Keith seem to be more interested in their six-a-side team than the FPL gameweek. I wonder why? Lachlan goes to Sydney to begin his transition, or transplant, or something, while Chelsea, Leicester, and QPR all lose in the same week.

With the end of another international break, Jack and Keith look ahead to gameweek eight and discuss their options. Jack is looking to a tall German to boost his team, while Keith may be taking a more drastic option for his team....

Jack and Keith have to, once again, make do without Lachlan. Perhaps it was for the best because he had a terrible gameweek score and Chelsea got beaten as well. Jack is now below Keith in all mini leagues, but he swears it is merely a temporary thing.

Jack and Keith barely mention Chelsea with the absence of Lachlan, who chose sleep over a phonecall. I'd say he made the correct decision.

Recorded in the middle of gameweek four and during the game updating, Jack, Lachlan, and Keith find plenty to waffle on about. Even veganism.

It's a Batalla take over as Jack and Keith are joined by Lachlan and Kyle, who are first and second our mini league. We find out what everyone's plans are for gameweek four and Lachlan and Kyle dismiss the FPL skills of brother Ricky.

Jack and Keith are surprised by something they haven't experienced before. Lachlan has a plan. A long term plan. A not totally ridiculous plan. Brace yourselves.

Jack and Keith look back on their gameweek one scores and predictions. Keith proves that last season's struggles weren't just a flash in the pan. Jack promises to keep his decent start going for the rest of the season, but neither can get near Lachlan, who tops our mini league.

Jack and Keith are joined by Lachlan by phone just before the Europa League final which is a bit like if there was a playoff game to stay in the Premier League. There are predictions for the final gamewek, and Lachlan is nervous about Chelsea's final league game. Jack wants a cup win and to beat Gary once again.

Jack and Keith enjoy the serenity and 33% more cider with the absence of Lachlan this week. Another blue and white team take the lions share of the chat as Jack talks about Leicester and a pontiff's farewell pun.

Jack, Lachlan, and Keith look forward to double gameweek 32. Lachlan predicts more misery for Liverpool, while Jack just wants Leicester to be put out of theirs.

Lachlan, Jack, and Keith cover gameweek thirty and thirty-one, welcome back reckless Lachlan, and say goodbye to Leicester.

Lachlan returns to the podcast after a one week absence. Jack has a Leicester lament, and we wonder why both Nicky and Ricky are in Thailand at the same time. Perhaps warm weather training for Liverpool fans?

Jack and Keith hold down the fort with Lachlan unavailable. As expected, the ten minute Chelsea/VAR rant is missing from this episode. It will undoubtedly return next week.

Jack and Keith sit back and listen to Lachlan get angry about Chelsea.....again! Even though they didn't have a shot on target against Brighton, he tries to tell us how VAR stopped them from at least having a draw. Rolling eyes emoji.

Jack, Lachlan, and Keith talk nonsense ahead of another gameweek. Can Jack and Keith manage to talk Lachlan out of captaining Palmer instead of Salah or Isak?

Jack, Keith, and Lachlan come in mid-gameweek and during a power outage and a storm to discuss the future prospects of Graham Potter and David Moyes. Lachlan does his best Moyes impression.....word of warning, it's not great.

Jack, Keith, and Lachlan look back at gameweek twenty, look ahead to the FA cup, and wonder if Nuno could be the manager of the season.

The podcast returns for 2025, with Lachlan trying to explain how he came to have Kulusevski as captain, and vowing to make a comeback in the second half of the season. Jack has also given himself a new target for the season.......

Jack and Keith are joined by new host Lachlan. What should you know about Lachlan? Well, his first tattoo was of the Chelsea badge, he likes Chelsea, and he also really likes Chelsea. Other than that character flaw, he's quite nice really.

Jack and Keith are once again without a guest but they carry on regardless.....speaking of carry on.....

Jack and Keith are back after the International break to look ahead to gameweek four. A late withdrawal means that there is no guest this week, but they soldier on with more nonsense, some semi-reasonable advice, and there is a joke*

*Keith has questioned whether it actually is indeed, a joke.

Jack and Keith meet at the start of the international break to look back on a reasonably successful gameweek three, they also spot the bald fraud, a big win for Leicester, and have some advice for Dominik Szoboszlai.

This week Jack and Keith welcome their first guest of the season. Everything is going well until Lachlan is given the keys to the car......

Jack and Keith look back on gameweek one, both just scraping above average scores. One manager in their mini league did somewhat better, finishing the gameweek inside the top 10,000 managers in the world. The secret to their success? Spending about five minutes choosing their team. Anything more is overthinking it.

Jack and Keith are back (again) to give you zero useful insights into the Fantasy League world, as they look ahead to gameweek one and give predictions for the season ahead.

A final look at the 23/24 FPL season and who won what. Jack gives us his favourite transfers of the season, what he thinks of the England squad for the Euros, and reminds Keith about a cup final result.

Jack and Keith look forward to the final gameweek of the season. Even though they won the league a couple of weeks ago, Jack still manages to find a reason to mention Leicester.

For the fiftieth (recorded) time, Jack and Keith cast their eye over the FPL landscape (possibly some Championship, too). 

Jack and Keith talk to possible/probable head to head champion Leo on the phone. There is the inevitable Championship talk, with Leicester's victory making Jack very happy, the usual guff and nonsense, and some very inappropriate team selections.

Jack and Keith record in the middle of the double gameweek, with Jack getting thrashed by Gary, and Keith moving up again. At least Leicester are giving Jack some joy in the midst of his illness.

Jack and Keith are joined in the "studio" by Lachy. If you like Chelsea and swearing, this one is for you.