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Thanks for all the listens even though we've been off air for 2 years. Here's the 2024 banger, A Bee Done It.

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The long awaited bonus cup finale is actually here. Thanks for the support for season 2!

Lyrics for BlunderCats in case anyone gives a jobby:

Blunder cats are on the move

Blunder cats are loose

Feel the magic, feel the roar (roar)

Blunder cats are loose

Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats

Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!

Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats

Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!

Steppin outta the shadows, into the light

What a finale! Here are the lyrics for 'A Bee Done It':

Pants came down

Knob fell out

People screamin

Runnin all about

It weren't my fault bruv ya got to believe me

I had to pull my pants down mate a bee stung my weeny (weeny)

I was transporting it back to its hive

Shoved it down my pants not gonna lie

What shocked me is it stung my bell end

Not the shaft or...

Pretty easy to imagine the future it turns out.

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The scoreboard gets TENSE in the penultimate episode.

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Things get very Sopranos this week.

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Getting alllll futuristic this week.

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See you in hell, candy boys!

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It's about to get James Bondy.

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Yes, we did accidently upload episode 6 last week instead of episode 5. Oops.

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With Mr Teacher now retired, in steps Mr Substitute Teacher...

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Mr Substitute Teacher tried to give us an easy one this week but we made a meal of it tbh.

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It gets emotional this week with Pixar shorts and a special announcement.

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Mr Substitute Teacher attempts to get the boys to write about his favourite subject: history.

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Absolute carnage this week as the boys struggle with the assignment.

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This is huge. This. Is. Huge. This episode contains the highest grade ever awarded on Small Fictions.

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Three beautiful stories about modern romance.

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Absolutely brilliant stuff from Alex this week.

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Oh what an episode. Mr Teacher wanted three stories about slippers and boy did he get it. Horrendous disgusting descriptions throughout.

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This season we're bringing you 2 episodes per week! On Fridays we go crazy with Substitute Teach Mr Alan Blunder. This week we serve up 3 steaming hot stories about Tolkien-esque Fantasy.

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We're back with a brand new season! In episode one we've got three brand new comedy stories for you about New Beginnings.

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Oh my god it's the end of season one! We review our final three stories on Roundabouts and some previous stories get an official regrade from Mr Teacher. Which author will win the season?

Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen.

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We see the return of 2 beloved characters and hear a disturbingly rhythmic poem.

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Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen.

If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Teacher.

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This episode was in danger of getting too dark but luckily Alex wrote something stupid that got it back on track.

Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen.

If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and M...

A wonderful little episode this week all about the great British high street.

Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen.

If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Teacher.

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LISTENERS BE WARNED: The stories on this week's episodes are NOT for kids. It's the usual low quality barrel-scraping toilet humour and adult smut in a half-arsed style of a kid's story. Enjoy! P.S. There's a special post-credits treat for an listeners who listen all the way to the end.

Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen.

Mr Teacher removed our shackles this week and toilet humour was back on the table to our (pathetic) joy. Prepare you ears, mind and soul for three rip-roaring Western stories on this week's episode.

Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen.

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Mr Teacher banned all toilet humour and general nob gags on this one and it came as no surprise that we struggled.

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If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot a...

Disgraceful prose from Alex, disturbing stuff from Elliot and Ryan gets robbed again.

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If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Teacher.

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An extra treat for you this week as we release our first ever bonus episode! Elliot wrote an epic story featuring a bunch of favourite characters so we all got together to read through it as a group. It's an enormous literary accomplishment on a par with Homer's Odyssey or the Bible.

Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen.

Mr Teacher joins the writers live this week in a change to the format. Will the guys wither and cry in the face of his criticism? This week's episode is about plagiarising each other's stories.

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Grab some popcorn and cosy up to the fireplace while listening to these three brand new catastrophic stories.

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Some disturbing game show concepts on this week's episode.

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An absolute banger this week with a healthy dollop of controversy at the end.

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Huge controversy as we discover that we don't know the difference between pointlessness and nonsense and we don't listen to each other.

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We demonstrate that we really know nothing about artificial intelligence, the future or technology of any kind. Will Mr. Teacher be impressed?

Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen.

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Three wildly different stories get submitted to Mr. Teacher for grading this week and we see Alex's most violent reaction to a story yet.

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Three brand new comedy short stories about Tiiiimmmmmeeeeeeeee Traaaavveeeelllllll. What genre-shattering concepts will the three writers come up with this time? Will Elliot stop complaining about his rubbish grades? Will Alex deliver yet another smash hit? Listen to find out!

Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen.

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Three brand new comedy short stories about things that happen under the sea, but will Mr. Teacher be impressed?

Best mates Ryan, Alex and Elliot write three brand new comedy short stories every week and submit them to a real-life English teacher for grading. If you love comedy podcasts and funny stories we'd love it if you gave us a quick listen.

If you like the podcast, please rate us on whatever app you find us on, it would be very helpful for us. Thank you. Ryan, Alex, Elliot and Mr Te...