Critical Nonsense
High-low brow conversations about culture, science, and tech. With hosts Joey Camire, Aaron Powers, and executive producer/nerd herder Jess Vander. SYLVAIN is a strategy and design company.
345! How We Learn
How should we learn beyond school?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about framing work as learning, human observation, vocational training, osmotic learning, pen and paper, and the wheel. They don’t talk about Simple Machines Records.
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You're only 16, Joey, you don't have a rep yet. Dr. Jared Cooney Horvath on How Screen Time Hurts Kids' Cognitive Development Osmosis Jones Deutsche Welle: Back to basics: Sweden aims to de-digitalize youth Taqi ad-Din Muhammad ibn Ma'ruf Did a turkish man invent a steam engine 200 years before the industrial revolution and only made it to spin doner k...344! Relationshipping
What fictional characters should we be shipping today?
This week, Aaron and Jess talk about soap, fan fiction, Back to the Future, ensemble shows, reading the book vs. seeing the movie, and reimagined universes. They don’t talk about Such Great Heights.
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Spirk The Traitors Who Framed Roger Rabbit Kate McKinnon Gets Weird While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones The New York Times: Why an A.I. Video of Tom Cruise Battling Brad Pitt Spooked Hollywood Kenny G God of War: Sons of Sparta343! I Love You
Who can I say "I love you" to?
This week, Jess and Joey talk about expressions of love, social and gender dynamics, rejection, promiscuous love giving, monoliths, and Bad Bunny. They don’t talk about the Pixies or Deee-Lite.
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Eight Types of Love in Greek Philosophy Taj Mahal342! Wild Prognostications 2026!
What's to come in 2026?
This week, Wild Prognostications returns! Jess, Aaron, and Joey make their predictions for the new year, discussing privacy as luxury [3:28], the romance resurgence [4:28], Avengers Doomsday flopping [13:29], paper as a smart signal [16:35], bird pets [18:31], medical research breakthroughs [24:51], and an existential AI employment crisis [27:42]. They don't put respect on Birdman's name.
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California Privacy Protection Agency Remarkable Tablet341! What You Doing?
What you doing and what you sharing?
This week, Aaron, Joey, and Jess talk about battle rap, knitting, crochet, LitRPG, world building, and not finishing. They don’t talk about Fraggle Rock.
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Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman Another Dimension of Us by Mike Albo Pretty Pretty Boys from The Hazard and Somerset Mysteries by Gregory Ashe The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee Critical Nonsense Bookclub LitRPG R. A. Salvatore ACOTAR aka A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas340! Actuallys
When is the right time to actually?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about corrections, status, intent, virtue, asymmetric information, and confidence intervals. They don’t talk about Thomas Brodie-Sangster.
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Bear Grylls Patroclus339! Medical Experiments
How far would you be willing to go to experiment with your health?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about peptides, biohacking, Silicon Valley libertarian culture, Bryan Johnson, exercise, and salt. They don’t talk about The Gelflings.
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Confirmations Department: Yes, Tears for Fears Vectorculture: Not For Human Consumption Peptide Mounjaro Wired: Bryan Johnson Is Going to Die Food & Wine: Morton vs. Diamond Crystal Kosher Salt: What’s the Difference? Solid Wiggles338! Short-Form Video
Why do we keep using short-form video?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about dopamine culture, friction, flow state, floating, smoking, and green juice. They don’t talk about cannolis.
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American Psychological Association: Feeds, Feelings, and Focus: A Systematic Review and Meta-Analysis Examining the Cognitive and Mental Health Correlates of Short-Form Video Use Designing Friction Bad UX World Cup The Perfect Date Picker Soy Boy Face / Soyjak Canelé337! Dressing Up
How do you dress for success?
This week, Aaron and Joey talk about fashion plates, professionalism, drag, archetyping, navigating differences, and respect. They don’t talk about Rufio.
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Fashion plate Professionalism as a Racial Construct Economic Policy Institute: The CROWN Act Paris is Burning Underground ball culture Everyday Feminism: You Call It Professionalism; I Call It Oppression in a Three-Piece Suit336! 2025 Wild Prognostications: A Year in Review!
This week, Aaron, Jess and Joey revisit their 2025 prognogs from Episode 296. They talk about the micro social media surge, cynicism, platform madness, informed styling, blockbusters, weaponized compliance, non-apocalyptic runaway AI moments, and our AI overlords. They don’t talk about eggprogs.
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If I ruled the world ... People: Bob Mackie Says 'People Were Horrified' by Cher's 'Naked' 1974 Met Gala Dress, Even Ripping Her Photo off Magazine Covers Tasting ultra-aged eggnog America's Test Kitchen: How to Make the Absolute Best Eggnog Louis Pasteur Memphis Group Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend Podcast: Conan Blames Jason Bateman For His Dad's Death ...335! Giving a Fart
What does your Zero Farts Land future look like?
This week, Aaron, Joey, and Jess talk about fucks. And farts.
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Empire: Jamie Lee Curtis Is Done Compromising – And She’s Not Slowing Down George Wallace (not George Wallace) Kenan Thompson on We Might Be Drunk with Normand and Morril Janelle James on Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck by Mark Manson334! How to Strategy
How do you strategy?
This week, Aaron and Joey talk about Elliott Kalan, the School of Let's Figure It Out, emotional distance from work, working in teams, meandering, and strategy that bleeds. They don’t talk about Jamesy P.
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Pure Moods Joke Farming: How to Write Comedy and Other Nonsense by Elliott Kalan 99% Invisible Podcast Episode 646: Interview with Elliott Kalan Corrections Department: Les has never ever ever heard, touched, or even seen a copy of Pure Moods and now fears his colleagues do not understand him at all.333! Hanlon’s Razor
Why do we expect the worst?
This week, Aaron and Jess talk about simple solutions, Karen moments, assuming malice, Thanos, Falkland's Law, and lemmings. They don’t talk about the famous former power forward for the Boston Celtics or the Hamburger Peddler's rhyming buddy.
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Corrections Department: Camila Cabello "I'll Be Home for [Quizmois]" Glee's Kevin McHale Kevin McHale on the Loss of Naya Rivera Hanlon’s Razor Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein Cringe Blvd. Slow Horses Falkland's Law332! Remembering Important Details
How has technology made us less sure of ourselves?
This week, Jess and Joey talk about technological change, Christmas cards, scraping, phone numbers, friendships, and FaceTime. They don’t talk about beepers.
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Ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop Rolodex propinquity Don't lose that number, Jenny Sternberg’s Triangular Theory and The 8 Types of Love Mr. Postman Desiigner "LOD Freestyle"331! Generalists
Is it better to generalize or to specialize?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about polymaths, running, functional fitness, idea people, curiosity, and Starship Troopers. They don’t talk about dilettantes.
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Specialization is for insects. Stardew Valley Forbes: Going Pi-Shaped: How To Prepare For The Work Of The Future 129 Ways to Get a Life Robert A. Heinlein330! Unlikely Internet Innovations
Are there actually interesting life innovations that are coming out of the content creation boom?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about homemade pop tarts, learning letters, the power of song, TikTok, mastering movements, and apple dumplings. They don’t talk about Action Bronson.
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The recipe is the sooonnggg. cool.missp: ABCs Turn Up EBITDA What Are Popovers And What Do They Taste Like? Pepperidge Farm Bakery Frozen Spiced Apple Dumplings Pastry329! Imprecise Language
How many other things do we have that we think of as imprecise but are actually pretty precise and agreed upon?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about box plots, New York neighborhood names, Australian colloquialisms, measurement language, baking, and square roots. They don’t talk about The Smiths.
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Box plot Reading a Box and Whisker Plot Perceptions of Probability The New York Times: An Extremely Detailed Map of New York City Neighborhoods The Journal of Neuroscience: Distinct Contributions of the Cerebellum and Basal Ganglia to Arithmetic Procedures Goldilocks Zone Square root Spiral of Theodorus Kl328! Compromises
What if we've become less willing to sacrifice our pawns to take the queen?
This week, Jess and Joey talk about Ezra Klein, Ta-Nehisi Coates, Obama, game theory, defaulting to passion, and nuclear weapons. They don’t talk about David Lightman.
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The Ezra Klein Show: Ta-Nehisi Coates on Bridging Gaps vs. Drawing Lines Nash equilibrium Mutual assured destruction A Beautiful Mind Pareto principle327! Notes-apalooza
What's in your notes?
This week, Aaron and Jess talk about internet chalk, bottle lining, the Pantry Challenge, gold bars, word clothes, and golden milk. They don’t talk about Gold Bond powder.
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Heinz Breakfast Ketchup Paris is Burning trailer The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller Chinotto Astral Chain Bossa Bros and Nara Sky Full of Elephants by Cebo Campbell326! Changing Personalities
How much do you think you can change your personality?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about life satisfaction, sad auras, nominative determinism, nature versus nurture, Martin Seligman, magical meat sacks. They don’t talk about marinade bags.
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Forbes: How Singer-Songwriter EJAE Found Rumi’s Voice In ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ @thetalesoftayls' sad aura tweet Journal of Personality and Social Psychology: Most people's life satisfaction matches their personality traits: True correlations in multitrait, multirater, multisample data. [PDF] Nominative determinism Eeyore Martin Seligman Dungeon Crawler Carl325! Patterns of Wisdom
What are places where wisdom exists where it shouldn't?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about the Benner Cycle, feng shui, jelly shoes, BMW dashboards, the bullshit asymmetry principle, and Hitchens's razor. They don’t talk about Christopher Robin.
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Human League Benner Cycle Bagua Black–Scholes model Joseph Henrich Enneagram of Personality Strauss–Howe generational theory Brandolini's law Hitchens's razor324! Waving
Why do we wave from trains and boats?
This week, Aaron and Jess talk about kids, duck boats, kerchiefs, air travel, cruise ships, and roller coasters. They don’t talk about chucking the deuce.
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Knott's Berry Farm Medieval Times New York Transit Museum L.A. Train Festival 2025 Some Kind of Quest323! AI Defenses
How are you personally preparing mentally, psychologically for the increased engagement with AI?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about AI psychosis, Blake Lemoine, the Turing Test, cognative security, red teaming, and hats. They don’t (yet) talk about NonsenseLLM.
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Psycho Killer and the big suit X: Keith Sakata, MD The New York Times: They Asked an A.I. Chatbot Questions. The Answers Sent Them Spiraling. The New York Times: Chatbots Can Go Into a Delusional Spiral. Here’s How It Happens. Washington Post The Google engineer who thinks the company’s AI has come to life Bl...322! Old
When is old good and when is old bad?
This week, Jess, Aaron, and Joey talk about The Bible, first editions, berries, Final Destination, whiskey, and Rick Astley. They don’t talk about Flavor Flav.
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Dayspring by Anthony Oliveira sarcophagus321! Clarity
How do you make sense?
This week, Aaron, Jess, and Joey talk about intention, trust, assumption, context windows, synchronicity, and drinking. They don’t talk about Pal Joey.
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Click, Clack, Moo in book formClick, Clack, Moo Read Aloud Palworld320! Doing Hard Things
Why do we do hard things?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about the Baddie Performance Index, Barkley Marathons, fun types, self flagellation, dessert stomachs, and natural childbirth. They don’t talk about Saquon.
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Barkley Marathons Running so far away319! Being Cool
Why is it so important to be cool?
This week, Jess, Aaron, and Joey talk about Black culture, 21 Jump Street, social approval, bandwaggoning, alternative hierarchies, and Lauryn Hill. They don’t talk about Digable Planets.
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Dru Hill's "5 Steps" Old Man, look at my life. Journal of Experimental Psychology: "Cool is cool wherever you are" Miles Davis' The Birth of the Cool Uncola: Seven-Up, Counterculture and the Making of an American Brand Wired Video: Linguists Explain the History of "Cool" BET Video: The Origin Of "Cool": How Black Culture Embodies "Cool" & Influences Trends For Mainstream 21 Jump...318! The Beach
How is it we've convinced ourselves sometimes that we like things that we don't really like?
This week, Jess and Joey talk about the big light, the beach, group vacations, going to the movies, nature bathing, and bad drinks. They don’t talk about Mr. Nice Guy.
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Rest easy, Brian Wilson Lord have mercy317! New Rules
What new rules should we have?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about the Irish Goodbye, music at the beach, phones on the train, zipper merging, gift obligations, and desire paths. They don’t talk about Dua Lipa or New Rochelle.
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Zipper Merging316! Possibility
How do y'all protect your sense of possibility?
This week, Aaron, Joey, and Jess talk about optimism, imagination, resilience, cultural technology, escape rooms, and rules. They don’t talk about the endless persistence of existential dread.
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A Thousand Miles to the Pink Pony Club Traitors Dinosaur Island Parkitect Monument Valley Royal Kingdom Hollow Night Thank Goodness You're Here Age of Empires II315! Going Analog
What are the important analog activities in an increasingly digital world?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about luddites, handwriting, typewriting, mashing tomatoes, kinetic learning, and carbon dioxide. They don’t talk about Folkways Records.
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Taki Taki Luddites Study: Handwriting but not typewriting leads to widespread brain connectivity: a high-density EEG study with implications for the classroom Rick BarryIn A Quiet So Loud
In April, SYLVAIN released an open letter of resistance in response to the chaos of the moment we're in. This is a live reading of that letter, and a reminder that resistance is ongoing.
Too many in our industry have been quiet in the face of injustice and uncertainty. Too many important conversations have been relegated to back channels. So we put pen to paper, naming simple truths that have guided our company and actions for 15 years—and will continue to guide us.
Have a listen or read the op...
314! Universal Truths
What universal truths do you believe in?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about database shapes, LLMs, collective human intelligence, apple eating, folk wisdom, and Pi. They don’t talk about apple pie, though.
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West End Girls Ethan Mollic on the "universal geometry" of meaning The Platonic Representation Hypothesis Doctor Dillamond’s Classroom Algospeak: How Social Media is Transforming the Future of Language Study: Association Between Apple Consumption and Physician Visits Honeycrisp apples313! No-Phone Zones
How do you feel about no-phone zones?
This week, Joey and Aaron talk about AI, parenting, over-responsibility, constant access, bluetooth speakers, and biking while texting. They don’t talk about Nowadays.
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Rabbit r1 AI agent The Humane AI Pin The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee The Last Sun by K. D. Edwards The Bobiverse The Traitors Quad Press Release: "81% of Gen Z report wishing it was easier to disconnect from digital devices"312! Creating With Friends
Do we need to create more with friends?
This week, Joey and Jess talk about consuming, the value cycle, parallel play, time horizons, water-based cooking, and Ciabatta. They don’t talk about Real Genius.
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Superstar "My grand theory of life is to just hammer the shit out of quadrant 4"311! Bravery
How do we muster the courage?
This week, Jess and Joey talk about fear, Inside Out 2, Andor, The Mandalorian, stoking action, and antidotes. They don’t talk about booze.
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I can run the world from my mama's house. The New York Times: A.G. Sulzberger: A Free People Need a Free Press310! Stress
How do we stress professionally?
This week, Aaron, Jess, and Joey talk about Cowboy Carter, self-regulation, Frozen, tears, being "professional," and anger. They don’t talk about Organized Konfusion.
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Self-regulation for adults: Strategies for getting a handle on emotions and behavior Emmanuel Acho on the myth of the 'Angry Black Man' Sister Wives309! Dating Optimization
How is this world optimized for dating?
This week, special guest Chloe returns to chat with Joey about high yield investment strategies, influencers, gender polarization, crushes, the butterfly effect, and Russian hackers. They don’t talk about the ratio of carbon-12 to carbon-14.
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Nonsense 259! The Trend-Mill Marie Claire: Who is Becca Bloom? Looking for an Explanation in Finance Rumble Boxing308! Disavowing Your Creative Outputs
How do you approach reclaiming or disavowing your creative outputs that you don't love?
This week, Aaron, Joey, and Jess talk about Smithee-ing, TV edits, résumé writing, Spike Jonze, sportsball, and the DC Universe. They don’t talk about Cordwainer Bird.
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"God of Wine" Alan Smithee on IMDB Spike Jonze Charles Barkley The Room Spread your wings307! Imagination Resolution
How good is hi-res for our imagination?
This week, Aaron and Jess talk about smoothing, the boundless powers of creativity, Smell-O-Phone/Vision, imagination reconstruction, gaming, and nurturing our sense of play. They don’t talk about NHL 98 on Sega Genesis.
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The Rainbow Fish by Marcus Pfister Why It's SO Hard to Find a Game You ACTUALLY Like Harvard Business Review: How Generative AI Can Augment Human Creativity Everything Everywhere All At Once - Hot Dog Fingers Scene The Simpsons - 1950's Super Panavision 70 A Minecraft Movie