While The Kids Are Sleeping Podcast
Featured in The Independent : “ 5 Podcasts to Listen to…”Although the hosts are married, this podcast is NOT about Kids or relationships. ...Thought provoking ideas, thoughts, short conversations, and vibes through the eyes of Nat Zara and Incisive recorded before the kids wake up! Jokes and vibes come fortnightly for non-members or Weekly for paid members. Click on one of the padlocked episodes and join our members only Patreon for bonus weekly episodes...Socials : @WTKASPodcast
WTKAS Episode 168 : Plane and Simple
Nat Zara and Incisive Discuss :
The mystery of Fridge freezers
Nandos secrets..
Airplane troubles.
Enjoy!
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Nat Zara and Incisive discuss eyewear and glasses and their necessity in society in this episode.
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Nat Zara and Incisive discuss misheard song lyrics and what romance means.
Enjoy
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Incisive & Nat Zara are back discussing :
Not realising when the last time is, the last time
Apple pay mistakes
and
Food Hygiene
Enjoy
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WTKAS Episode 160 : Packed Lunch!
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WTKAS Episode 158 : Ladies Thirst?
Incisive and Nat Zara are back with another episode!
In this one, we discuss :
Windscreen wiper limitations
How to describe someone
And
Try to explain to a 4 year old, why its “Ladies First”
WTKAS Episode 156 : Upside Down Face Emoji
Nat Zara and Incisive discuss :
The wild world that had Page 3 models. Copying Personal Trainers in the GymUpside Down emoji meanings?Enjoy as always.
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Does it really matter which side of the foil you use? This week, Nat Zara and Incisive dive into the kitchen science you didn’t know you needed. We’re also talking travel mishaps—including the time Incisive accidentally made off with a stranger's suitcase—and the wild world of buying unclaimed airport luggage.
Plus, we reveal the oddly specific rules we live by: from Nazara’s 5-minute "egg surgery" and public restroom tissue quotas to Incisive’s tactical breath-holding around smokers.
WTKAS Episode 152: Unspoken Rules
The most elite drinkWhat the "DC" in "Washington DC" stands forThe shocking truth about towelsHow we react to phone calls from people who are not saved in our contactsUnspoken rules
WTKAS Episode 150 : Change gon' come
Nat Zara and Incisive discuss all things "Change" in our 150th Episode.
Do 2p coins cost more to make than their value?Intricacies of getting changedWhat clothing did not stand the test of timeand
What we have changed our minds about over the past year...Enjoy
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The gang are back for another one discussing the term "Middle east", Old Land line phone numbers, and the original colour of salt and vinegar or cheese and onion crisps!
Enjoy
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Nat Zara and Incisive are back!
This time discussing the cousin of shrinkflation, Skimpflation - come inside to find out what THAT is!
Enjoy
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Nat Zara and Incisive back for another episode.
In this one, we discuss standardising steaks, What makes your possession, your possession, and different ways to make an exit.
Enjoy!
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Nat Zara and Incisive are back (Pun intended)
In this episode, we discuss if it is possible to moisturise your back, yourself!?
We discuss the downside to streaming music but also the upside to school assemblies and top assembly songs!
Enjoy!
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Remember those kids who flipped their eyelids back in school??
What about quick pastimes before doomscrolling and social media?
Nat Zara and Incisive discuss the above in this episode. And more!
Enjoy
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Nat Zara & Incisive return with another episode!
In this one we discuss the real cost of an arm and a leg, audio description films, and the cycle of water..
Enjoy
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First episode of 2026, your favourite two are back discussing a little about alot.
Eye gunk
Where Wind goes
Warm & Cold colours.
Enjoy
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Super long 20 minute episode for our Patreon subscribers to say a BIG thank you from us to you!
Last episode of the year we skim over over our stats for the year, what it really means to be king of the jungle, "A" vs "An" and things we used to love that we don't like anymore!
Enjoy and happy new year!
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Nat Zara and Incisive return this time to discuss, why you cant have your cake and eat it even though it makes sense.
We also explore Haagen Daaz and bodily sensations!
Enjoy.
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Nat Zara and Incisive are back for a weekly episode for all.
In this one we discuss the real meaning of "several", what it means to smell something, and whether potato mashers can ever find a home?
Sounds weird but as always, its great!
Enjoy!
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Nat zara and Incisive are back with another episode for our favourites! y...you..you are the favourites!!
We discuss Men in black, Broccoli in the wild and the difference between "Seen as" and "Seeing as"...if any!
Enjoy!
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Nat Zara and Incisive return to discuss tipping etiquette, changes in confectionery (More shrinkflation), and what products they have used for their whole life.
Enjoy!
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Nat Zara and Incisive return for another episode of 'While the Kids Are Sleeping,' where they engage in a light-hearted conversation on various random topics. They share amusing thoughts about waiters who remember orders without writing, , and the peculiarities of wallet phone cases.
They also touch on the art of blowing one's nose without tissue, expiration dates on water bottles, and childhood school binder color-coding.
The episode, as always, is a blend of humorous banter and personal insights.
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Incisive and Nat Zara are back for a chat. In this episode we explore the shocking (and clumsy) reason why putting your elbows on the table was considered bad manners. We also explore the historic origins of place names: what do "shire" and the original "Shire Reeve" (now the Sheriff) mean, and why do towns like Lancaster end in "caster" or "chester" (Roman forts/settlements)?
Then, we expore out the truly wild reason why wheeled suitcases, we tackle the question that might prove we're all living in a simulation: Ha...
WTKAS Episode 124 : Emo G-Check
Nat Zara and Incisive return with another episode. In this episode, we're chatting about emojis and what those heart colors really mean. We also get into some fun history about town names and whether it's cool to sketch people on the train. Plus, we ponder the big question: would you rather have dinner with your great-great-grandparents or your future great-great-grandkids? Tune in for some laughs and deep thoughts!
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In this episode Incisive & Nat Zara dive into the quirky world of redundant phrases and unexpected product origins. From the curious case of "chai tea" and "tuna fish" to the surprising beginnings of household staples like Listerine and Play-Doh, we explore how language and innovation often take unexpected turns.
Plus, we delve into the ultimate rules of Blackjack and the nostalgic journey of supermarket preferences. Tune in for a blend of humor, history, and a touch of nostalgia!
WTKAS Episode 120 : Wine and Dine
Nat Zara and Incisive are back with a fortnightly episode for all. In this Notting hill carnival episode we discuss anticlockwise wining and how we define house clothes.
Enjoy
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Nat Zara and Incisive are back with a mainstream episode for you all. This one we discuss Cockney rhyming slang, compliments, and the breast stroke.
Enjoy the free fornightly episode and dont forget you can subscribe to our Patreon for weekly episodes below :
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Nat Zara and Incisive discuss calling Shotgun no a road trip and what they would use to remind each other of their personalities if the other lost their memory.
Enjoy
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Nat Zara and Incisive discuss asking waiters opinions, old school names, and indicators for trouble....
and more..
Enjoy!
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Nat Zara and Incisive are back with another episode. In this, we discuss if we would be friends with a person like us, left handed peoples struggles, and seating etiquette...makes sense when you listen!
Enjoy
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Nat Zara and Incisive return to discuss good conversation openers when encountering new people. Also some good advice about A.i.
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Nat Zara and Incisive discuss all things numbers in this episode. Also, personality differences, if any from different parts of London.
Enjoy!
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Nat Zara and Incisive are back with a full mainstream episode this time discussing the intricacies and nuances of surnames and adopting them after marriage.
Enjoy
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Nat Zara and Incisive are back, discussing the impossible missions and how people approach others in the clurrb
Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/WTKASPodcastInstagram : @WTKASPodcastWTKAS Episode 105 : Unforgettable or Unprounounceable
Nat Zara and Incisive discuss how different cultures change their birth names when they are hard to pronounce in English, and also life advice/things people have said that we have never forgotten... Enjoy!
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We discuss people who go over and above their job requirements, as well as hairdryers and straighteners ...and other stuff. Enjoy
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Nat Zara and Incisive and back with an episode for general release. In this one, we discuss number formats, emergency contacts, and revist what lane to stay in on the motorway and an interesting reason why....
Enjoy.
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A special episode for you all - this is episode 100 - we bring you the same WTKAS convo with a quick celebration on our progress. Join us!
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