Hopped-Up 64

Tough times call for tough decisions.

This week the gang is talking about HANTAVIRUS. And SPORTS. And MIXTAPE. And BUILDING ROADS.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, Mike Parker
Music by David Beebe

Bring back the erotic thriller! The erotic thriller will save America!

This week we're on about cooking tips, Saros, and Esoteric Ebb. And there's a movie corner!

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, David Beebe
Music by David Beebe

There's something weird going on in this kid's show.

This week we talk about our Game of the Month, a fun physic's idler involving berries (and also not berries). But also we lament sports, we talk Saros, and just kinda chill you know.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Mike Parker, Matt Emery, David Beebe
Music by David Beebe

This week, the gang has some ideas about national finance, Dragon Quest, and Marathon. We also invented the next Resident Evil.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Jack Shirai, David Beebe
Music by David Beebe

We're the sequel.

This week the gang talks Pragmata, Dragon Quest 3, and some more wrath of the righteous. Also please help Matt get a new car.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, David Beebe
Music by David Beebe

Watch out when they shift from one to the other.

This week's docket: Sports Gambling! Resident Evil! Death Stranding 2! Pokémon! Fingies!

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Mike Parker, Steph Fan, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

We're just happy to be alive and back on the wheel this week!

Topics include: Baseball, the cutest berry in Berry Bury Berry, being trapped in Samsara, and some Death Stranding 2!

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Mike Parker, Matt Emery, Steph Fan, David Beebe
Music by David Beebe

Guys I think there might be something wrong with this hospital.

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Hosts: Chris Norris Mike Parker, Matt Emery, Steph Fan
Music by David Beebe

The Virtuous Cycle of the 21st century.

This week the gang is taking some baby steps, is digging into some Resident Evil, and figures out what's wrong with Epic Games.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris Mike Parker, Matt Emery, Steph Fan
Music by David Beebe

I'll say anything you want me to say man. Just put in the script in the money envelope.

This week we talk about DLSS 5, Resident Evil Requiem, a Norris game called s.p.l.i.t., and watches!

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris Mike Parker, Matt Emery, Steph Fan
Music by David Beebe

Counter-argument: Yes, he is.

This week's topics include: Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth! Resident Evil Requiem! Wrath of the Righteous! Linux Problems! And more!

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris Mike Parker, Matt Emery, Steph Fan, David Beebe
Music by David Beebe

I thought we agreed we weren't going to let Italians own farmland.

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Hosts: Chris Norris Mike Parker, Matt Emery, Steph Fan
Music by David Beebe

It's another sports episode! Strap in for some hockey talk as the gang talks about Olympic hockey, and its radioactive fallout.

It's *also* a video game episode, though, as Norris explains why Xbox is dead, and what led to its death. Mike and Steph also talk about their trips to The Beach, and Norris continues his fun in the steppes of Pathologic 3.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris Mike Parker, Steph Fan
Music by David Beebe

That's this podcast.

This week, we try to remember how to podcast. Matt doesn't care for the Olympics, Norris extolls the need for a secret police, Mike doesn't want people to be rats, and Steph wants to set the horse girls free.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris Mike Parker, Steph Fan, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

Shields will shatter; blades will bleed.

This week the crew takes our favourite games of 2025 and determines, THROUGH THE POWER OF SCIENCE AND FRIENDSHIP, the game of the year.

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Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker, Steph Fan, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

Come join us for (oh jesus) *over two and a half hours* as we talk up our favourite games of 2025!

Then tune in next week as we fight to the death for our group GOTY!

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker, Steph Fan, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

To be fair who doesn't.

This week Dave becomes the podcast's Official JRPG Guy, Mike escapes the math planet, and Norris talks about his favourite 6/10 games.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker
Music by David Beebe

We pickin' games! Game choices 2026! Come follow along as we make well-reasoned and smart decisions about what gaming in 2026 is going to look like.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker, Steph Fan, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

I'd be crazy not to take that action.

This week the gang discusses: Mike's worrying Factorio addiction. Steph's worrying Dispatch addiction. Norris' overall opinion on the French, and Dave's fear of Blue Prince.

We also make some very normal bets.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker, Steph Fan
Music by David Beebe

On the first GotM of 2026, we talking Arco! An indie darling about getting repeatedly shot to death.

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Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

We close out the year doing what we do best: talking about RAM. We also look back at 2025 a bit, look forward to 2026 a bit, and talk about some last minute holiday gaming. 

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

Who let these two clowns run an episode. We talk about our Beautiful AI Future, Matt getting sucked into Wrath of the Righteous, and Norris confirming that
even decades later Life Is (still) Strange.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

This week the gang solves the video game industry, talk on the Game Awards a bit, and invent the perfect Dating Game.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Jack Shirai, David Beebe
Music by David Beebe

A hero for some.

This week we're talking about cute choo-choo Lego, running a small antique shop, and our distrust of the French.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Mike Parker, Steph Fan, David Beebe
Music by David Beebe

God DAMN these gods are horny.

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Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, Mike Parker, Steph Fan, David Beebe
Music by David Beebe

This week we're talking about cool little puzzles we like to play on our various devices. And also emulating the classics.

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Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, David Beebe
Music by David Beebe

At this time of year, At this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within Geoff Keighley's mind.

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Hosts: Chris Norris, Steph Fan, Mike Parker, David Beebe
Music by David Beebe

Which is an understandable request.

This week, the gang talks about software emulation, Microsoft kinda just giving up, how much Super Mario World rules, Arc Raiders, and how AI is gonna kill us all. Also you (yes you) should play Strange Antiquities.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Jack Shirai, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

Which is an understandable request.

This week, the gang talks about software emulation, Microsoft kinda just giving up, how much Super Mario World rules, Arc Raiders, and how AI is gonna kill us all. Also you (yes you) should play Strange Antiquities.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Jack Shirai, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

Who's that out my window screaming at me to look out side. I will never look outside.

This week we're talking Look Outside, the result of mixing Earthbound, Junji Ito, and Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Mike Parker, Steph Fan, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

A real greasy grabber.

This week the gang is about baseball, we're about Hades 2, and we're about horror movies.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Mike Parker, Steph Fan, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

He's not! People need to stop saying it!

This week, there's some Blue Jays talk, some Look Outside talk, and some Hades 2 talk. We also discuss video game difficulty and the heated race that is the Hopped-Up Fantasy Critic competition.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Mike Parker, Steph Fan, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

Gregorian Grind.

This week we talk about Look Outside, Hades 2, dubstep, rap history, Taylor Swift, dumb guys trying to sound like smart guys, and a bunch of horror films.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

Carpe Podcast.

This week we discuss: computer hygiene, One Battle After Another, Eddington, Silksong, Dark Souls, Hades 2, Microsoft and EA competing to see who can get out of games faster, and just vibes.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

Friends don't let friends Nuzlocke.

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Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker, Steph Fan, Matt Emery
Music by David Beebe

This week we talk about how everything right now is pretty cool, before dipping into some SilkSong, some Dragon Quest, some French punk music, and whether we think anything good's coming out before the end of the yar.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe
Music by David Beebe

Hardcore. Calc-ing.

I'm not gonna lie to you folks we spend the first 40+ minutes talking about sports. We also discuss Silksong and Pokémon, but yah there's a lot of sports.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Steph Fan, Mike Parker
Music by David Beebe

This week the gang talk a lot about the ups and downs that are Silksong. Also there's a lot about Pokémon, and a lot about scary movies.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, Matt Emery, Mike Parker, Steph Fan
Music by David Beebe

We're barefoot and chilling with cats this week, as we learn about the wild world of insurance commandos.

We're talking Skin Deep! A game about throwing bananas at pirates for a paycheque, in the vein of immersive sims of old.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker
Music by David Beebe

And Aerosmith for that matter. Red Hot Chili Peppers is on the bubble.

This week we talk about AI, Silksong, 80's bands, and the 1986 assassination of Swedish Prime Minister Olof Palme.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe
Music by David Beebe