I Don't Know Anything with Paige Harriman
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75: I Don't Know Anything About Spending My Life in a Wheelchair with Claire Sculley
Why hasn't Disney created a princess who uses a wheelchair? Wouldn't that be kind of cool?
(Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo! This pumpkin is now a magical motorized wheelchair! But the battery dies at midnight, so let's hope the castle has an accessibility ramp.)
74: Screwball Episode! Inside the Brain of Evan Bacon, Creator of Expo Agent!
Evan Bacon (Head of AI at Expo, creator of Expo Router, and LEGO master, among other things) talks to me about his brain.
Nothing really happens this episode, but that's okay! Not everything has to be The English Patient! Some things can just be fun!
73: Meditation Tape – Letting Go of an Invisible String
In this meditation tape, I try to help a friend stop reaching for a thread that has already snapped.
72: This is Your Brain on Polyamory with Aella -- The Uncensored Cut
Get maybe five e-mails a month demanding the uncensored version of Aella's interview! Well, here you are! Ouch! Donate to Starfish Project or Breaking Free!
71: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail (Episode Four, Snoop Dog)
In this episode of Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail, a man in tech tries to make himself the Chief Restructuring Officer (CRO) of Paige's body.
71: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail (Episode 4, Paige's Patented Workout Plan)
It's almost summer! Time to get to your Optimal Level of Hot, BB!
70: Repeat! Replay! Clear Your Mental Cache with Cat Lavery!
Clear Your Mental Cache with Cat Lavery is the only interview I'll ever re-run. (Kind of ironic when you consider the subject matter, right? Enjoy!!)
69:Â Paige Against the Machine: What Happens if Work Disappears Overnight? (starring Lindsey Ducroz)
After a sudden layoff at Frog Design, one employee's life story took a tragic turn. While their death cannot be attributed solely to the dismissal, it’s difficult to ignore the role it may have played. For many, the loss of work means the loss of identity.
Now, that was over ten years ago, long before AI began reshaping the labor market on a massive scale. By 2030, roughly 92 million jobs could be displaced globally.
So what happens if work just...goes away? How will we find purpose and meaning? What will we do? In this ep...
68: Motivation Tape! Aaron Francis Repeatedly Kicks Me in the Teeth!
I play this for myself whenever I feel like sleeping in! Like skipping the gym! Like eating a whole pint of pistachio ice cream! No! Do not do those things! Get out there and do GOOD things!
67 – Act III: Paige Goes to a New York City Orgy / Sgt. Pepper's Plural Hearts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show!
(This episode resulted in quite a few real-life tears! You can make me feel better by donating to Starfish Project!)
66 – Act II: Paige Goes to a New York City Orgy / Polyamory Killed Rock and Roll
OK, everybody always emails me and asks me the uncut, non-censored versions of my R-rated episodes. So guess what! Congratulations! I’m giving it to you raw!
What does this mean? No music, no bleep noises, and no audio editing! Please donate to the Starfish Project! Consider finding God!
(Very important note: Buzzfeed clickbait title! I did not attend one! Thanks!)
65 – Act I: Paige Goes to a New York City Orgy and Overthinks Everything
Orgies are spiritually communist! Think about it! The rules on the white-board clearly say "no private property, only shared resources." And yet, some bald man with a giant mustache always tries to seize the means of production! What's up with that?
(Very important note: Buzzfeed clickbait title! I did not attend one! Thanks!)
64: Special Episode! The Fountainhead of Money! Ayn Rand Economics with Dan Held!
Dan Held, Bitcoin entrepreneur and co-founder of ZeroBlock, talks to me about money. Howard Roark would approve! (Ellsworth Toohey just filed an op-ed.)
64: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Mail from Paige's Weirdest Hater, Act II (Snoop Dogg, Episode 4)
Paige's weirdest hater is back! (God! How do you all find the time to be so mean?)
64: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Hate Mail from Paige's Mom (Episode 4, Snoop Dogg)
We're going to take you back to Biblical times!
63: I Don't Know if You Should Transition with Stephanie Winn
In this interview, Stephanie Winn (host of You Must Be Some Kind of Therapist, LMFT) talks to me about rapid-onset gender dysphoria (ROGD) like it's a real-life fright fest.
63: I Don't Know If You Should Transition or Not with Stephanie Winn
In this interview, Stephanie Winn (host of You Must Be Some Kind of Therapist, LMFT) talks to me about rapid-onset gender dysphoria (ROGD) like it’s a real-life fright fest.
(Rocky Horror Picture Show! I’m just a sweet transvestite. From Transsexual, Transylvania.)
62: Paige Against the Machine – Demystifying the Black Box with Sonia Joseph
Leading AI researcher Sonia Joseph is showing robots how to wash dishes, drive cars, and...take over the world?
(How? Why? What is she doing? What are they doing? Somebody call Charlton Heston! I'm serious!)
61: The Art of Masculinity Series – How to be a Good Man with Aaron Francis
Aaron Francis, co-founder of Try Hard Studios and father of four kids, talks to me about what it means to be a good husband. (I made him cry a few times!)
61: Famous People Read Ashley Reese's Hate Mail (Snoop Dogg, Episode 4)
What the heck? Do you guys hear yourselves talk?
60: Motivational Tape – Hey Fellas, Aaron's Got a Message For You!
Teaser trailer from Aaron Francis's interview with me on masculinity! You should listen to him, guys!
60: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail (Final Episode! Super-Medley!)
I am very pretty and nice. Also, I'm a great dresser! Why do I think I get so much hate mail? (Don't answer that.)
60: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail (Super-Medley!)
Probably the last one of these for a while!
60 – Super-Medley: Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail! Final Episode!
Probably the last one of these I'll publish for a little while!
59: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Mail from Paige's Weirdest Hater (Snoop Dogg, Episode 3)
Someone really wrote these things to Paige. Why?
58: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail (Episode 2, Snoop Dogg)
Did you know Paige gets hate mail almost every day? No idea why! In this mini-series, Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail, Snoop Dogg (powered by artificial intelligence, not the man himself) reads Paige's hate mail.
57: Modern Spirituality – Romantic Pioneering & Future Sex Sounds with the Founders of Erotic Mysticism, Act II
In Austin, a new free love movement is brewing. Called “Erotic Mysticism,” this avant-garde sexual subculture aims to get people out of their minds and into mystical states.
In Act II of this special series, the leaders of this movement teach me all about sex, drugs, and the eternal soul.
Everyone in Austin is on drugs! I'm going to sign you all up for Adaptogenics Anonymous! OK! Next week’s meeting is getting off polyamory! (You can bring snacks, but only if they're gluten-free and blessed by a shaman! Please make good choices!)
57: Meditation Tape – Free Yourself, Darling! The Door’s Already Open!
We're getting a little bit personal today! Love is always the answer!
56: No, You Do Not Need to Spend $10,000 on a Cult
Apparently, a lot of people in Austin need to hear this message! No, you do not need to spend $10,000 on a cult!!!!!!!!!
56: No, You Do Not Need to Spend $10,000 on a Cult
Apparently, a lot of people in Austin need to hear this message! No, you do not need to spend $10,000 on a cult!!!!!!!!!
55: I Don't Know Anything About the Second Cold War with Joseph Torigan
Joseph e-mailed me to be on my show and wouldn't tell me how he truly felt about anything. Why? What is he afraid of? The Chinese Communist Party? OK, they scare me too! I get it!
(This is an enjoyable episode if you want to hear me get frustrated.)
54: Special Episode! How to Be a Winner with Millie Tadewaldt!
Paige thinks she knows what “winning” is, but what if it’s not always shiny trophies, pots of gold, or Cannes-level standing ovations? Join her and Millie Tadewaldt (CEO and Founder of Brilliant) as they analyze the real cost and meaning of victory.
53: Mini-Series – Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail (Episode 1, Snoop Dogg)
Did you know I get a lot of hate-mail? No idea why! In this new mini-series, Famous People Read Paige's Hate Mail, Snoop Dogg (powered by artificial intelligence, not the man himself) reads Paige's hate mail.
52: Modern Spirituality – The Power of Meditation / A Message for an Age of Anxiety from Sasha Chapin
Paige has a lot of questions about the Power of Meditation. Sasha has exactly one hour.
51: Modern Spirituality – Romantic Pioneering & Future Sex Sounds with the Founders of Erotic Mysticism, Act I
In Austin, a new free love movement is brewing. Called “Erotic Mysticism,” this avant-garde sexual subculture aims to get people out of their minds and into mystical states.
In this special two-part series, I interview the two movement leaders, Everett Satoru (@ev.thecreator) and Amyann (@officialamyann.art), about Erotic Mysticism. Mostly, they talk about how orgasms can bring us closer to prophetic consciousness.
(How many sexy buzz-words can I fit in here? Uh, they told me people can lift energy out their genitals. Yeah. Talk about a Great Flood.)
50: I Don't Know Anything about Detransitioning with Pariah the Doll
Ex-gay? Detransitioning? Crashing out on Twitter? In this episode, Pariah the Doll explains what's been going on with him. (It's a lot! He's got a pituitary tumor now!)
Disclaimer: The views and song presented in this episode do not represent mine. My show spotlights the stories of other people as they want them to be told, not as I think they should be told. (I am still very liberal! Thanks!)
49: New Series! The ABCs of Emotional Intelligence! – Letter F is for Forgiveness, with Juls Bindi
Want to let go of anger and the past? Um, so do a lot of people.
In the first part of this special new series, The ABCs of Emotional Intelligence, I explore the complex, messy, gripping subject of forgiveness with ZugoPet and EQ Kid Books founder Juls Bindi. She is very practiced in the art of being human.
Major themes discussed include mindset, surrendering anger, redemption, self-forgiveness, protecting yourself from evil, trauma bonding, taking responsibility for your emotions, and how to emancipate yourself from negative thought patterns and people.
49: Meditation Tape – Find Your Power Animal
Listen to this special guided meditation to find your power animal.
Remember, whether you're a bird or a fish or a muppet or a human, we all live together on this pale blue dot in the galaxy of the Sun. We are all Earthlings.
All rights reserved to Dr. Steven D. Farmer.
48: Hey Girl, How Did a Hacker House Founder Get Away with Sexually Assaulting a Minor?
In 2019, 23-year-old Artemis moved to Silicon Valley to break into the AI industry. What she found was a web of crime, suppressed names, blackmail, sexual assault, sexual abuse, LSD-infused non-consent sex parties, evil therapists, and links to some of San Francisco's most vile.
47: Mediation Tape – Hey Girl, am I in an Emotionally Abusive Relationship?
Listen to your body, BB!
