Nowhere to Be

Join us for a new segment this week as we speculate on the mysterious causes of strange events.

Summer is proving to be event-filled. Conversation this week includes Tim's pool day with Dan, Ash's experience reporting for jury duty, Jesse's new foray into golf, the "hawk tuah" phenomenon, and the coming conclusion of Jesse & Tim's RuneScape challenge. We also make predictions on the games of an NFL season that has already been played. Whoops!

This week, Ash gets moved and settled into his new place, Jess hosts his in-laws, and Tim recovers from a stomach virus just in time to record the podcast and begin a new work week. (Get that money!) We discuss the recent deaths of three noteworthy athletes, the upcoming Impractical Jokers show in Atlanta, the latest Nintendo Direct, and the NBA finals. Bonus content includes bad NFL predictions and poor credit card advice! "WhAt IS yoUr HeRItAge?"

Who is in town!? It's none other than friends of the show, Seth & Navarro! The guys make the trip down from Atlanta to bless us with their presence, bringing all the good vibes with them. Navarro gives us an update on life as a father, while Jess recounts the good old days of playing Call of Duty with the guys. Seth and Tim reminisce on a trip to Mexico they will never forget, and we try to figure out if we will ever see our friend get his Tesla CyberTruck.

Ever heard of a cold storage wallets and crypto whales? Neither had Jesse and Ashton. Thankfully, Tim educates us this week through a surprisingly informed update on the world of crypto. Our conversation also incldues Jesse's growing confusion over how GameStop is still in business, the ethics of donating used clothing, and how awesome it's going to be to all live in the same neighborhood. And last but not least: happy birthday, Jess!!

Ashton takes a week off! Jess and Tim take some time out of their busy schedules to catch up on the NBA playoffs, RuneScape, recent Lego purchases, and do some blind taste testing of whiskey that Tim has hunted down. Listen and see how many sips it takes for Jesse to cough his lungs out, while Tim basks in the glory that is Eagle Rare!

This week's episode sees Tim basking in the newfound stability of a salary, Ashton considering a career change (as a hype man?), and Jesse razzing a coworker over a run-in with the cops. We also discuss the roast of Tom Brady, Sum 41's concert in Atlanta, and our favorite childhood memories of summer time. Be sure to read our TOS to receive a free bottle of wine!

In this week's Episode: Jesse and Ashton tag team the show this week while sipping a new Guatemalan rum (delicioso!). Our conversation includes Jesse’s experience seeing Star Wars Ep I in theaters, Ashton’s dinner with an old friend, anticipation for this weekend’s Sum 41 concert, elevator etiquette and interacting with strangers. Also, Jesse received WHAT from a customer?!

New schedules, promotions, trips, doctor's appointments: the universe does its best to keep us from recording, but we're not letting life stop us. This week Tim fills us in on his recent honeymoon cruise, as well as his new foray into collector-grade whisky; Jesse recounts being accosted at work by a man with a camera and an empty package; and Ashton leaves everyone laughing over the plans of his upcoming trip. Preparasi a Salire

Hear ye, hear ye! Exciting news, have we! Our very first female guest, Savanna, daughter of Marty, wife of Jesse, arrives for a landmark episode in the Nowhere to Be saga. Join us as we discuss her experience as a postpartum nurse, why she enjoys Atlanta’s Renaissance Festival, Disney, “coffee moods”, her Millennium Falcon dream team, and how she fell in love with Jesse. What a time to be alive!