Nowhere to Be

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Childhood friends Jesse, Tim and Ashton share stories and opinions each week while enjoying (a few) adult beverages.

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Honace the Puritan - Ep. 77
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#13
09/04/2026

We try out another "gameshow" format in this episode: Ash hosts general trivia to test the breadth of Tim and Jesse's general knowledge. Jesse then leads us through a few rounds of "Password", built entirely around inside jokes & references from our show.


Bangkok Dangerous - Ep. 76
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#12
08/28/2026

This episode starts with us complaining about the youth (of course) and blu-ray hoarding. We recap the fifth annual game night in full — Halo's new reigning champs, Call of Duty causing chaos, a legendary Adam-and-Maverick reunion story, and other great moments. Topics also include revisiting some of the highlights from Tim's wedding weekend, from "Bumbu Larry" to the great tie-tying rescue and Jesse's very memorable leftovers delivery. Then it's a deep dive into this week's movie review: "Batman Begins" (Tim's pick). We discuss favorite moments, a Ducard villain analysis, Alfred appreciation, and how Christian Bale ranks against other Batman ac...


Selling Fast: In 23 People's Carts! - Ep. 75
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#11
08/17/2026

Tim gives us a glimpse of his vision for his hobby room in this episode. We also talk vinyl, shipping anxiety, the current excitement in Tony Romo's life, the top selling games of the original Playstation console, and our first predictions for the forthcoming NFL season.


James Connery - Ep. 74
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#10
08/10/2026

This week, we discuss preparations for our friend group's 5th annual game night (hosted by Jesse himself), Tim gives his thoughts on the 2018 television miniseries 'The Haunting of Hill House', and we do a group review of the 1962 film 'Dr No', starring Sean Connery's as the first James Bond.


"Survey Says!..." - Ep. 73
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#9
07/24/2026

How does one crash a large vehicle into the light pole of an empty parking lot? What is the experience of a July 4th MLB game like? Who on earth gets 3 months of paternity leave? And what do mice, MTV, and golden toilets have in common? This week's episode has ALL of the answers.


The Patman (feat. Pat) - Ep. 72
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#8
07/10/2026

Well, hellllooooooooo! Pat joins us again this week in super-fan form. He shares his opinions on each of the Batman films beginning with 1989's film and his "late-in-life experience" watching the Star Wars films, We also introduce a new segment called "I Should've Known That!"


From Jonesboro, with Love (feat. Pat) - Ep. 71
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#7
07/03/2026

Fresh off of the successful execution of a personal strategic divestiture of a core residential asset, Pat returns in this episode to discuss his recent move, first cars, movie casting, the state of game development, and the chronology of Batman films. We also hear the story of Jesse's car theft in high school.


Maverick's Majestic Mountain (feat. Maverick) - Ep. 70
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#6
06/12/2026

Maverick returns for a second episode. This week has discussions involving our shared affinity for "old school" Fall Out Boy, Tim's flat-out unsettling experience from last week that might have been paranormal, our experiences with recurring dreams and night terrors, the Lego drama unfolding around Bricks & Minifigs on YouTube, and the NBA Finals. (coughs)

Then he hands me this big pink seashell


Aladdin Latin Tattoo (feat. Maverick) - Ep. 69
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#5
06/06/2026

Sixty nine, dude! Episode 69 that is. Maverick makes his long-awaited debut on the show after just 4 years (whoops). We get the lore behind his new tattoos and take a brief trip down memory lane discussing his wedding, and our shared time together in middle and high school. Jesse also gives us a comical update on his ongoing classic car restoration project. The bulk of this episode is a review of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction — the non-linear storytelling, the iconic scenes and dialogue, etc. It's an episode of friends, good stories, coughing, and discussion of a film that may or ma...


Your Dream Town - Ep. 68
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#4
05/29/2026

TBD


Homes & Horses - Ep. 67
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#3
05/22/2026

TBD


Changes Happened - Ep. 66
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#1
05/16/2026

In this week's episode:

After nearly a year and a half away from the mic, the guys are finally back — and life has been anything but quiet. Since the last episode, there’s been a new set of house keys, a new ride in the garage, a baby on the way, trips, and more - a lot has changed. We spend this episode getting caught up on all of it, while trying to remember how to do this. Of course, no reunion would be complete without some movie talk, because some things never change. We also took a st...


Comeback Tour! - Ep. 65
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#2
05/09/2026

We're back and discussing topics we aren't qualified to have opinions on, like GameStop's recent move to buy eBay. Is their leather jacket-wearing CEO bro a genius or complete madman? Take a guess. Nintendo dropped some huge news with a Star Fox 64 remake on the way. We also discuss the details on Jesse and Tim's upcoming trip to Orlando before closing things out with one of our favorite activities — tier lists. From fantasy worlds we'd actually want to live in, to childhood Disney shows, cocktails, and music, nothing was really off the table this episode. Take a seat and en...


Holiday Special #3 - Ep. 64
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#4
12/25/2024

The guys are back together to celebrate the holidays! Pat joins this week as our audio engineer. Sit back with a cup of hot cocoa and Merry Christmas to all!


Let's Talk Video Games - Ep. 63
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#3
10/04/2024

Who doesn't love some video game talk? We get into the new games coming out later this year, discuss the latest scam that Playstation is trying to pull, and how RuneScape has completely taken over our free time.


Fantasy Football is Back! - Ep. 62
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#2
09/27/2024

Football season has taken over, and the guys can not be more excited about it! Jess and Tim sit down to talk about what their strategy is in fantasy football this year. Jess is fresh off a lavish vacation at Universal Studios Orlando, and we have a fresh look in the podcast studio.


Back in the Saddle - Ep. 61
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#1
09/06/2024

We're all back together again, and we just can't seem to escape the number three... In this episode, we herald year three of the podcast with Tim (finally) turning thirty, Ash sharing his experience of having three flat tires in three months, and Jesse celebrating the acquisition of a THIRD pair of Kobe protros. Other topics include country club golfing, the start of the college football season, fantasy football, and a recap of our annual game night. ATTN Trey Kennedy: when is fallelujah pt 3 coming?!


Tattoos & Trans Ams - Ep. 60
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#35
08/02/2024

Tim and Jess get together after a few busy weeks of not recording. This week we discuss the process of Jesse getting his first tattoo, Tim goes into detail about exclusive vinyl toy collecting. Also, Jesse sees a ghost from his past that has sent him in a spiral. Would we ever go to a comic con to get collectable items only sold at the convention? Will Tim be into the business venture that has been proposed? Listen to find out!


The Sleep Paralysis of Homicidal Elevator Aliens - Ep. 59
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#34
07/12/2024

Join us for a new segment this week as we speculate on the mysterious causes of strange events.


What Year Is It? - Ep. 58
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#33
07/05/2024

Summer is proving to be event-filled. Conversation this week includes Tim's pool day with Dan, Ash's experience reporting for jury duty, Jesse's new foray into golf, the "hawk tuah" phenomenon, and the coming conclusion of Jesse & Tim's RuneScape challenge. We also make predictions on the games of an NFL season that has already been played. Whoops!


Sports Legends - Ep. 57
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#32
06/28/2024

This week, Ash gets moved and settled into his new place, Jess hosts his in-laws, and Tim recovers from a stomach virus just in time to record the podcast and begin a new work week. (Get that money!) We discuss the recent deaths of three noteworthy athletes, the upcoming Impractical Jokers show in Atlanta, the latest Nintendo Direct, and the NBA finals. Bonus content includes bad NFL predictions and poor credit card advice! "WhAt IS yoUr HeRItAge?"


Trip to Mexico (feat. Seth & Navarro) - Ep. 56
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#31
06/21/2024

Who is in town!? It's none other than friends of the show, Seth & Navarro! The guys make the trip down from Atlanta to bless us with their presence, bringing all the good vibes with them. Navarro gives us an update on life as a father, while Jess recounts the good old days of playing Call of Duty with the guys. Seth and Tim reminisce on a trip to Mexico they will never forget, and we try to figure out if we will ever see our friend get his Tesla CyberTruck.


Divide and Get a Bitcoin - Ep. 54
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#30
06/14/2024

Ever heard of a cold storage wallets and crypto whales? Neither had Jesse and Ashton. Thankfully, Tim educates us this week through a surprisingly informed update on the world of crypto. Our conversation also incldues Jesse's growing confusion over how GameStop is still in business, the ethics of donating used clothing, and how awesome it's going to be to all live in the same neighborhood. And last but not least: happy birthday, Jess!!


Blind Taste Test - Ep. 53
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#29
05/31/2024

Ashton takes a week off! Jess and Tim take some time out of their busy schedules to catch up on the NBA playoffs, RuneScape, recent Lego purchases, and do some blind taste testing of whiskey that Tim has hunted down. Listen and see how many sips it takes for Jesse to cough his lungs out, while Tim basks in the glory that is Eagle Rare!


What Was Your Summer Like? - Ep. 52
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#28
05/24/2024

This week's episode sees Tim basking in the newfound stability of a salary, Ashton considering a career change (as a hype man?), and Jesse razzing a coworker over a run-in with the cops. We also discuss the roast of Tom Brady, Sum 41's concert in Atlanta, and our favorite childhood memories of summer time. Be sure to read our TOS to receive a free bottle of wine!


Pink Seashell - Ep. 51
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#27
05/17/2024

In this week's Episode: Jesse and Ashton tag team the show this week while sipping a new Guatemalan rum (delicioso!). Our conversation includes Jesse’s experience seeing Star Wars Ep I in theaters, Ashton’s dinner with an old friend, anticipation for this weekend’s Sum 41 concert, elevator etiquette and interacting with strangers. Also, Jesse received WHAT from a customer?!


Whiskey Hunting - Ep. 50
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#26
05/11/2024

New schedules, promotions, trips, doctor's appointments: the universe does its best to keep us from recording, but we're not letting life stop us. This week Tim fills us in on his recent honeymoon cruise, as well as his new foray into collector-grade whisky; Jesse recounts being accosted at work by a man with a camera and an empty package; and Ashton leaves everyone laughing over the plans of his upcoming trip. Preparasi a Salire


The Renaissance Festival - Ep. 49 (feat. Savanna)
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#25
04/19/2024

Hear ye, hear ye! Exciting news, have we! Our very first female guest, Savanna, daughter of Marty, wife of Jesse, arrives for a landmark episode in the Nowhere to Be saga. Join us as we discuss her experience as a postpartum nurse, why she enjoys Atlanta’s Renaissance Festival, Disney, “coffee moods”, her Millennium Falcon dream team, and how she fell in love with Jesse. What a time to be alive!


Can You Fit It In Your Pocket? (feat. Jake D.) - Ep. 48
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#24
04/12/2024

At long last, Tim’s younger brother, Jake, makes his first appearance on the podcast! With cold drinks in his hands and cool crocs on his feet (sport mode: activated), Jake flexes his expert-level video game knowledge and answers our rapid-fire questions with poise and confidence. If only he knew how to correctly hold a microphone! Other topics include fatherhood, Gundam model kits, collegiate mischief, and Jake’s favorite moments from Tim’s wedding.


What Happened in Thomasville - Ep. 47
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#23
04/05/2024

In this week's episode: Tim is officially a married man! Join us as we spend this week’s episode recounting the events of the wedding, as well as flagging our favorite moments. We’re wishing Tim and Hannah the very best together!!


Uno, Dos, Trey - Ep. 46 (Part 2)
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#22
03/29/2024

Part 2 of "Uno, Dos, Trey" has arrived! In this week's episode, Ashton questions the mental soundness of Stephen A. Smith; Trey explains how Sweetwater ruined his entire week; and Jesse defends the position that "some people are into hard-working men!" We also remenisce on classoc Overwatch and Halo, share our differing philosophies on vehicle maintenance, discuss the appeal of self-sustainability, and flag the excesses of group texts. Thanks for the cookies, Julianna!!


Uno, Dos, Trey - Ep. 46 (Part 1)
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#21
03/22/2024

Trey returns this week for a third appearance, and we’re excited to release it as a special two-part episode! It’s been over a year since he was here, so in part one Jesse and Ashton give the man a proper and thorough rapid-fire question round. Topics include marriage, music, video games, and bougie dog breeds. We also answer our first-ever audience questions from a long-time listener! What a time! Be sure to check out the video versions of our episodes on YouTube! youtube.com/@NowhereToBePodcast


Five Year Coma - Ep. 45
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#20
03/04/2024

In this week’s episode: After stumbling across the astonishing story of a woman waking from a five year coma, we asked ourselves, “Which stories would we share with a person who has missed out on the last five years?” Join us as we discuss some of the biggest events in sports, culture, science and music. (Fret not: we avoid politics, war and pandemics!)”


NBA All-Star Disappoints Again - Ep. 44
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#19
02/26/2024

In this week’s episode: Fresh off a two week break, we sit down with our favorite rums in-hand to discuss the NBA all-star weekend; Jesse’s experience with CGC grading; our recent ATL excursion with Trey; why we’ve grown to love routine; and the pleasures of nights out on the town. If you haven’t already, be sure to check out the video versions of our shows at YouTube.com/@NowhereToBePodcast


High School Never Ends - Ep. 43
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#18
02/05/2024

In this week's episode: Zack's back for round two! We sit down with our favorite drinks in-hand to reminisce on our high school days, including proms, senior pranks, favorite teachers, and Christian character awards. Topics also include Pokémon, Nickelodeon shows, video games, watery graves, cross-country RV travel, and Jesse's pirate name.

Watch our shows on YouTube at youtube.com/@NowhereToBePodcast


Buried with Travis Scotts - Ep. 42
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#17
01/29/2024

In this week's episode: If you had two years left to live, how would you spend your remaining time? Traveling? Working? Wearing $1,800 sneakers? Join us as we discuss mortality, Nickelodeon stars, polyJAMorists, and the Playstation Portal.


On This Day in History - Ep. 41
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#16
01/22/2024

In this week's episode: The last two weeks have been event-filled in the football world, so the guys sit down to discuss coaching changes, playoff predictions, and the 2024 draft. Other topics include Ash’s newfound affinity for dry erase boards; Jesse’s eco boost embarrassment; and Tim’s honeymoon plans. Watch our episodes on YouTube at youtube.com/@nowheretobepodcast


Miller's Men Reunite! - Ep. 40
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#15
01/09/2024

In this week's episode: After much persistence and persuasion, Pat joins us this week for our first episode of the new year! Topics include (naturally) new year's resolutions, highlights of 2023, the best Batman performances, conspiracy theories, Mario, and more! Be sure to check out the video versions of our episodes on YouTube: youtube.com/@NowhereToBePodcast Happy new year!!


Holiday Special Vol. 2 - Ep. 39
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#14
12/25/2023

In this week's episode: Christmas has finally arrived, and we're celebrating it with presents, desserts, eggnog, and a gameshow! Join us as we "tie the bow" on our final episode of 2023! Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


Ash bought a new Lexus!? - Ep. 38
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#13
12/17/2023

Be careful with this week’s episode, folks - “you’ll shoot your eye out!” That’s right, we’re reviewing Bob Clark’s 1983 holiday classic ‘A Christmas Story’. Other topics include how we each greet strangers; our recent experiences with rental cars; Tim Allen’s performance in ‘Santa Clause’; and Draymond Green choosing violence. Go watch us on YouTube!! youtube.com/@NowhereToBePodcast