If We Were In Charge

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By: Reuben Zimmerman & Josiah Barnes

Hosts, Reuben Zimmerman and Josiah Barnes, rip apart bad movies in poetic fashion. Neither of them own any credibility or experience whatsoever in the movie world, but they believe themselves to be slightly funny, which unfortunately was enough to give them the confidence to create a podcast. Tune in weekly to get your dose of laughage, and hear all the opinions you never thought you wanted and definitely don't need. Because they will tell you exactly what they'd be doing...if they were in charge.

R&J - Instapuppy
#8
03/30/2023

A puppy for any occasion.


Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
#17
03/27/2023


R&J - Pet Car Wash
#7
03/23/2023

Shouldn't washing your pet be as easy as washing your car?? Well now it is!


The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (ft. Tim Coning)
#16
03/20/2023

This movie has got to be one of the most disappointing releases OF MY LIFE! Talk about a flop. Hands down one of the only movies I truly think I could've been apart of and actually made it better. Look, I'm not trying to say I'm brilliant. I'm just not stupid. And clearly that would've made me a game changer on this production team. So say what you will, but this was one of the worst follow-up series I've ever seen.


R&J - The True Universal Remote
#6
03/16/2023

Is your universal remote actually universal?? Nope. But ours is...


Transformers (2007)
#15
03/13/2023

We're FINALLY back with another episode! And I know what you're thinking. You're thinking no one can take that much time off and still be relevant. But just watch! Transformers was a great movie when I was 7 and an idiot. But believe me, the creators of this movie need to be sued for believing this could ever amount to a good movie. One would almost believe they were 7. And they were definitely a butt load of idiots. So enjoy!


R&J - Bread Can't Wait
#6
11/14/2022

If you're a person, you like bread. If you like bread, you need our Bread Can't Wait. Voila. Buy it now.


R&J - Knock Knocks
#5
11/11/2022

If you enjoy life, then you'll enjoy a Knock Knock. If you don't enjoy life, then you need a Knock Knock. Knock knock. Who's there? Your stomach, so have a Knock Knock.


R&J - Emilio Ferrari's Guidebook to Hugging
#4
11/09/2022

The genius Emilio Ferrari is back at it again with another essential guide to living as a human. Purshase his guide to hugging today if you want your hugging to be a step above!


Predestination
#13
11/08/2022

Yes, yes, this is a movie and not a lecture on whether or not predestination is real. And you really should've realized that just based off this podcast. Really, no matter what though, you should listen to this episode. If you want a better quality of life with less stress and nervousness, more comedy and blissfulness, then you're in the right place! So thanks for tuning in as we take on the movie Predestination, a widely unknown movie and I can't tell you how thankful I am for that!