If We Were In Charge

A puppy for any occasion.

Shouldn't washing your pet be as easy as washing your car?? Well now it is!

This movie has got to be one of the most disappointing releases OF MY LIFE! Talk about a flop. Hands down one of the only movies I truly think I could've been apart of and actually made it better. Look, I'm not trying to say I'm brilliant. I'm just not stupid. And clearly that would've made me a game changer on this production team. So say what you will, but this was one of the worst follow-up series I've ever seen.

Is your universal remote actually universal?? Nope. But ours is...

We're FINALLY back with another episode! And I know what you're thinking. You're thinking no one can take that much time off and still be relevant. But just watch! Transformers was a great movie when I was 7 and an idiot. But believe me, the creators of this movie need to be sued for believing this could ever amount to a good movie. One would almost believe they were 7. And they were definitely a butt load of idiots. So enjoy!

If you're a person, you like bread. If you like bread, you need our Bread Can't Wait. Voila. Buy it now.

If you enjoy life, then you'll enjoy a Knock Knock. If you don't enjoy life, then you need a Knock Knock. Knock knock. Who's there? Your stomach, so have a Knock Knock.

The genius Emilio Ferrari is back at it again with another essential guide to living as a human. Purshase his guide to hugging today if you want your hugging to be a step above!

Yes, yes, this is a movie and not a lecture on whether or not predestination is real. And you really should've realized that just based off this podcast. Really, no matter what though, you should listen to this episode. If you want a better quality of life with less stress and nervousness, more comedy and blissfulness, then you're in the right place! So thanks for tuning in as we take on the movie Predestination, a widely unknown movie and I can't tell you how thankful I am for that! 

If you've listened to our Leap Year episode then you know all about Emilio Ferrari and his extensive knowledge of kissing. But everyone could use a refresher because if you don't kiss like Mr. Emilio, then you might lose your woman!

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Okay look, we promise this might be our final part twoer. But before you decide you're not a fan of us doing 4 hours on one movie, how about you listen to these episodes 2 or 3 times and if you're still not a fan, how about you just shut your trap because we're in charge. So enjoy the second episode of The Adam Project and thanks for tuning in!

Alright. Look. We know you don't want to listen to us for two whole episodes on one movie. But. We want you to listen to us for two whole episodes this week. Because trust us when we say this movie deserves it. So enjoy this episode of If We Were In Charge where we explain to you why every little detail of The Adam Project needs a makeover.

Here at R&J, we care about bugs that get on you and we are dedicated to getting them not on you. So take a spray, with R&J bug repellant today.

Our hopes were so high. SO high. But, we're not the ones making these movies, otherwise they'd be perfect. So tune in this week for another episode and hear our take on Lightyear! An unfortunate addition to the Pixar library.

This week, we realize the only thing "cheap" about this movie was the budget. Although we may have given R&J a little too much ad time, please enjoy this week's episode of If We Were In Charge!

This week, we ask questions such as, was this supposed to be a Hallmark movie? We learn the secret to kissing. And most importantly, we learn that if you're a woman with a man who won't commit, all you have to do is simply trap him in Ireland on Leap Day with a proposal. Because he has to say yes! So enjoy this episode and thanks for listening! 

This week, we chart the Uncharted...(wow, that was lame)

Look, everybody. I think we can all agree that Mulan was one of the best Disney movies. So that's why we don't know what quite happened with this remake. After removing everything that made the original what it was, they were just asking for a podcast to rip it apart. So enjoy this week's episode and thank you so much for tuning in!

We apologize for the late upload but we promise it has been worth the wait. This week we have rant after rant for the worst of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Thanks for tuning in!

This week we have no idea what anyone was thinking in Episode Vll of Star Wars. We might actually truly believe it'd be better if we were in charge! But let's face it, maybe we're better off sticking to a no budget podcast with "completely real" ads and the "absolute best" of opinions. Thanks for listening!

Look, I get it, we all love a good rom-com. But as much as we may love them, what Josiah and I love even more is making fun of them to no end. So if you actually enjoy our dumb jokes, bad sarcasm, and overall stupidity, join us for this week's episode of If We Were In Charge. Because believe us when we tell you, 27 Dresses will receive no mercy.

This week, we're joined by Timmy Kish as we tear the movie Morbius limb from limb (is that too dark?). We attempt to answer questions such as why does Jared Leto keep trying superhero movies? Why on earth did Sony put this back in theaters? And finally, was the original intent of this movie actually to be good? Despite proving time and time again that our movie intelligence is that of a toddler, we are determined to keep putting out episodes about what we'd do if we were in charge. And who knows, maybe we'll learn a thing or...

We are embarking on a murder mystery this week where the only mystery is how this movie got made. This film contains the worst detective work ever witnessed, zero character depth, and an overall lack of common sense. We're not really sure why you want to hear our opinions, and we know you don't need them, but here's two hours of them anyway. So enjoy our lack of professionalism, and our overflow of criticism in this week's episode: Death on the Nile.

This week, there's loads of things to unpack. We're baffled by just about everything such as Sam Elliott's decision to be in this movie and simply put, even the title. Nevertheless, we still fail at staying on topic as we do our best to make fun of this movie. Thank you for listening, and let us know what you think!

Guess what?? We're less than a week away from releasing our very first episode! Coming from an unbiased party, this podcast is everything you've hoped and dreamed for so when those Monday's hit, get ready for to listen to If We Were In Charge. Or as some magazines have labeled it; the hit of the century.