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Rami Melek and Lawrence Fishburn take on the espionage genre in this new spy thriller.  Here's the twist, Rami's just a big nerd who happens to work at the CIA.  But when his wife is killed, can he leverage his keyboard crypto-jockey talents into a cold-blooded, protein-eating, super assassin to avenge his wife?  Especially with  both the killers and Langley hot on his trail. Holt McCallany and Rachel Brosnahan support.

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Jobs for writers in L.A. for TV shows and original projects took a steep decline.  We get into it.  

Also, Jay has 'feelings' to say the least about the all-ladies Blue Origin trip.  Yes, it's been covered but not yet by the bald honey guy and he has a bit of a meltdown.  Worth a listen.

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Wes Anderson is back with his latest joint. Benicio del Toro takes center stage as an ailing arms dealer who has to navigate the transition of his empire to his only daughter who just happens to be a holy rolling woman of the cloth (that's a nun for the uninitiated). An all star cast rounds out this ensemble including Tom Hanks, Willem Dafoe, Benedict Cumberbatch, Scarlett Johansson and Mia Threapleton (as Sister Liesl). All the things that you love about a Wes Anderson movie promise to take centerstage. Unlike prior episodes, we have...

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A heartfelt goodbye to one of our favorite Hollywood heartthrobs, Val Kilmer with his recent passing we thought that we would take a moment to recap his illustrious career. From Real Genius to Willow to Top Gun to The Doors. Val was a consummate professional and an actor's actor who handled everything from humor to drama. He always left the audience wanting more and left the audience looking forward to his next role. 

We started using Notebook LM to give ourselves an edge with creating this show, so part of the e...

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Quick viewing for anyone who is sick of paying for content!  We checked out three short films available on YouTube for free!

Cautionary Tales - Aaron attends a support group for people with afflictions of urban legends popularized by children and finds out there is someone for everyone.

Room 8 - A prison inmate meets his new bunkmate and his curiosity gets the better of him as it relates to things that don't belong to him.

Exit Strategy - A man stuck in a time loop seeks out h...

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In a somewhat rare occurrence, Louisa takes charge of this episode discussing some of her opinions on some of the current 2025 Oscar nominations. As Jay and Louisa are recording their latest Podcast episode the 2025 Academy Awards are underway in Hollywood, California. Louisa asks the question, what exactly does it mean to be a Best Picture?? How can "you" pick just one movie to win Best Picture each year?? Louisa also discusses her love for the Oscar nominated Shorts categories: animated, live action and documentaries. 

Jay is feeling a bit under the w...

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Today, Jay and Louisa discuss several different topics, ranging from studio related discussions to the very passionate subjects of what is happening within the James Bond Franchise and Jay's favorite Heat 2 ... Sequel, acting/casting speculations. 

We discuss a few in development projects as well. Thank you, J.K. Simmons and Plan B. 

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Anthony Hopkins drives this one forward, literally, in a biographical story of New Zealander Burt Munro and his modified 1920s Indian Scout Motorcycle. Directed by Roger Donaldson, Hopkins takes us on a journey from Burt's native New Zealand all the way to the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah. Armed with a burning desire to set a land speed record, Munro's chipper personality allows him to etch is way into the hearts of everyone he comes across, thereby, bringing more believers to the cause. It's a lighthearted, albeit mildly harrowing journey that tells the...

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This afternoon, Jay and Louisa discuss the latest Dailies email with a focus from Louisa on WICKED! Namely, the heavy marketing that came before the release of WICKED as well as the continued merchandise filled marketing for the promotion of Part 1. Louisa tries to give a good detailed review, but really she just thinks that you should go see it and be totally amazed. 

We discuss some other "items" too. The pre-Thanksgiving Box Office results ... WICKED taking the top spot. Gladiator II holding some space and a few other films, some t...

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In today's episode we discuss the 1984 film Romancing the Stone. Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner and Danny DeVito star in this action packed, adventure filled movie, romance novelist, Joan Wilder (Kathleen Turner) travels to Colombia to help rescue her sister, Elaine (Mary Ellen Trainor) who has been kidnapped. Joan soon finds herself in the middle of several "bad guys" all hunting for the same lost treasure that only Joan has the map for. The map has been mailed to Joan in the States and she has to get it Elaine in Colombia or else...

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Two unlikely neighbors bond over their everyday routine. They invent an outdoor sports game that they enjoy playing together after work to let off everyday stress and just to hang out in general. One day, Michael and Andy go to Michael's doctor's visit together and get some sad news. Michael decides to go through with assisted suicide, but to get the medication, Michael and Andy will have to drive to a town/pharmacy 6 hours away. We watch Michael and Andy go on their trip, purchase the medicine and come back home. 

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Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven) vs Matthew Mcconaughey.  We squeezed in two flics for fun.  I know we said we were going to cover 'Paris, Texas' but we are having trouble tracking down a digital download that doesn't require a subscription.

For this go around we cover the excess portrayed in Entourage while Vince, Ari, and the boys navigate Hollywood in Vince's opus effort to direct and star in his own picture while Billy Bob Thornton and his pain in the a$$ son, Haley Jole Osment, try to derail it.  As usual, Ari...

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Robert Redford and Brad Pitt are paired as a pro C.I.A. station chief and his protege as their career timeline is dissected while one races against the clock to rescue the other from foreign captivity.  This was a fast paced espionage adventure by Tony Scott.  Considering the careers of all the players involved, you can bet this one does not disappoint.

I gave my honey recipe listeners a bonus this episode.  This go around you're getting 2 recipes!

P.S. I messed up Cher's height on the last pod...

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Jake (Robert DeNiro) is a bounty hunter working to get John (Charles Grodin) an accountant for the Las Vegas mob, back to L.A. to stand trial and testify against Jimmy Serrano (Dennis Farina). Very much a buddy comedy in the vein of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.  Quite a throwback on this one.  If you grew up watching movies in the 80's, this one will hit you with a fair does of nostalgia.  If you are younger, you will be stunned to see how things operated back before laptops and cell phones.

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You know how we do it!  This week: 

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So, this is what IMDB says:

"Inspired by a true story; an enchanting adventure about a lost penguin rescued from an oil spill, who transforms the life of a heartbroken fisherman. They soon become unlikely friends, so bonded that even the vast ocean cannot divide them."

That's pretty much the movie. Good Sunday afternoon movie, a tad flat but definitely a good watch for kids about to hit adolescence.

Plus, I have a tropical fruit salad honey medley recipe for you.

We cap it off...

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Dailies Hollywood news episode!  The Olympics, Snoop Dog, D23, LA Mayor Karen Bass's plan to keep Hollywood from leaving LA, and Huey Lewis returns to acting! All this and more on this episode of Critique-Opolis!

Plus - Honey Mango leather recipe!  (It's like a mango and honey fruit roll-up)!

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This 2018 Canadian sports drama film, directed by Miranda de Pencier was based on a true story. The film depicts a youth lacrosse team that was set up to help combat an onslaught of youth suicide in the community of Kugluktuk, Nunavut. 

This wasn't 'Miracle' with Kurt Russell but it did have a good message and a healthy redemption element. Strong performances by a largely Native American cast.  Ever been faced with bleek circumstances that appeared uncorrectable? This project highlights the importance and value of team building to create solutions to shared str...

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This actually a Dailies episode and while we never do podcasts about movies that just came out, we literally just walked in the door from seeing Twisters. Not to worry, the bulk of this one is dedicated to the latest and greatest from the entertainment business including, but not limited too, Apple TV+ being a tightwad, Warner Bros. going hat in hand to the bank asking for extra money to try to save NBA content, Maura Tierney becoming a cop on Law & Order #Season 24 and Brendan Fraser as Ike (Dwight D. Eisenhower). 

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New Blacklist entry!!!
The Swimsuit Issue

Written by Randall Green in 2014.  A nerdy high schooler, who fancies himself as an amatuer photographer, attempts to create a "swimsuit issue" featuring his high school classmates.

Plus - I finally got back to giving you guys a honey based recipe.  This time, an iced espresso honey cinnamon latte. 

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A little change of pace for this week's episode. We attended the Ann Arbor Art Fairs this weekend and with the shear volume of artists in front of our eyes, we would be doing the creative community a disservice by not discussing our favorite creators. This week, Matthew Rucker. This color blind artist produces near photo realistic paintings of single animals on a colored vacant background that are purely captivating and have to be seen to be fully appreciated. His paintings have brought many spectators to tears. We chat a little bit about...

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This is a new personal favorite!   If you combined Davy Crockett, The Three Stooges, Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, the most original cut-out animation you've seen in forever, and Looney Tunes style sensibility, you would end up with 'Hundreds of Beavers'. (not a euphemism)

If you want a synopsis, check Wikipedia because this movie is too involved and I'm too lazy.  However, we will say that you should see the trailer BEFORE you watch the movie - just to get primed as to wh...

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There is to much going on in Hollywood on our nation's birthday to just cover a movie.  So what's all the hub-bub?
We'll tell you:

Richard Gere and Michael Fassbender do espionage in "The Agency"

Mary-Louise Parker has a black hole in her stomach and there is not enough Pepto-Bismol to fix her in "Omni Loop".

Lionsgate remakes Indian super violent ass-kicking on a train flick "Kill" for Western audiences.

Ray Liotta's final movie "1992" get's a release date and Snoop Dog joins the production t...

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Kern County Deputy Sheriff Joe Deacon is sent to Los Angeles for what should have been a quick evidence-gathering assignment. Instead, he becomes embroiled in the search for a serial killer who is terrorizing the city.

P.S. I ripped this synopsis straight from IMDB because I am falling asleep. Do not judge me.

As always there is a honey-based recipe.  This one is for a Greek pastry I can't pronounce.

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Alfre Woodard plays Juanita, a discontent mother of three adult children with questionable futures and no life goals.  One day she decides to leave her current life behind and embark on a personal trip with no itinerary.  Driven by a desire to experience her own reality, unencumbered by the day-to-day demands of her regimented existence. Even her imaginary relationship with Blair Underwood falls flat (due to Blair's underlying motives to bilk money from Juanita to start a food truck).

Will she find fulfillment in the exotic and faraway land known as Bu...

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Mandalay Pictures has producing rights for this yet-unshot poke at Wall Street and American greed.  There is ONLY ONE ACTOR who should get this role. Pay attention, Hollywierd. 

My mustard is better than yours.

The unthinkable may be on the horizon.  Paramount Pictures - a PRIVATE company 9under Sony/Apollo )? Well, the boys from Japan came to play - with 26 BILLION dollars!

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Javier Bardem stars as an attorney turned detective tasked with investigating, tracking down, and stopping a Marxist revolutionary and terrorist of an unnamed Latin country.
Just FYI - this was John Malkovich's directorial debut.  

The Ricotta toast uses prosciutto. The movie and the snack have nothing to do with each other aside from the fact that you would be a damn fool to miss out on either one.

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Ilker Catak delivers this gripping story of a German teacher embattled by her own school, fellow faculty members, students, and parents when 'someone' steals money out of her wallet.  Frustrating and engaging. 

Oh, I forgot to give you guys a recipe last time - so we lead off this episode with one to make up for it.  

P.S.
It's very German.  There is a scene where a lady is riding her bike in the rain while wearing him heeled boots.

#germanschool #leoniebenesch #ilkercatak #parents #students #teac...

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No recipe this week!  Suck it!

This little nugget is for a unproduced project called 'Polo' from 2023's Blacklist called 'Polo'.  From there we delve into Disney's unscrupulous tactics to manipulate  shareholder proxy votes, Benedick Cumberbatch takes on Michael Douglas, F.F. Coppola sells a vineyard to finance a potential arthouse masterpiece, and Jay falls in love with bar room brawler Jake Gyllenhaal.

Sorry, we spent too much time discussing my man-crush and I forgot to give you guys a recipe.  Next time!

#jakegyllenhaal #waterpolo #navy #coach #dail...

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Wim Wenders crafts this melodic story about Hirayama - a man who cleans public toilets in Tokyo.  While he lives his day to day life in peace and tranquility, he has  experiences which cause him to reflect on himself.  Koji Yakusho delivers an informed performance as Hirayama, our primary player in a predominantly Japanese cast.  

As our discussion unfolds, we realized just how many layers there was to this story.  Pleasant surprise.

Then, I give you a recipe for honey BBQ sauce that uses 3 different honeys.  That's because I am a g...

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My recipe goes on forever, deal with it.

Louisa and I cover a bucketload of films on the horizon, say goodbye to Iris Apfel, try to figure out how Kevin Spacey got another job, gear up for the Oscars, and try to answer the age old question, 'Why do they keep remaking "Freaky Friday"'?

#irisapfel #kevinspacey #oscars #meringue

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Jay is solo for this go around (Louisa is working).  Thank God your you, it's a short one.  He muses on a School of Life episode about how kids behave when they are unloved.  Quick transition to 2 separate bread recipes and closes with the Hey Honey 2024 farmer's market schedule.

#bread #schooloflife #schedule #farmersmarket

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Greenbaum takes over Disney Motion Picture Studios, Bradley Cooper get's his blefs done, middle market movies are on the rebound, and Al Pacino can't get enough of 'King Lear' and Big M. Fassbender becomes a spy with an identity crisis. 

#alpacino #michaelfassbender #disney #bradleycooper #plasticsurgery

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I didn't realize this movie is already 10 years old!  Mark Raso's debut feature about an American 20 something on a quest in Denmark, attempting to find his paternal grandfather, deliver a letter from his father, and cathartically mend the effects of years of bad parenting.  Will (our lead) tears through Copenhagen having meaningless sex in an attempt to fill a void.  He encounters Effy, who is still a minor, and enlists her help to track down his grandfather.  After a rocky start, an affection develops and will must struggle with his own libido and acti...

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Jeremy Renner, Ed Helms, and John Hamm keep us connected to our youth and instill in us the importance of maintaining childhood friendships.  How? By telling the story in this comedy about a group of friends who get together for a month to continue playing a game of Tag.... for 30 years.

Louisa breaks down her blacklist pick 'There You Are'.

Plus: Lion's Gate has a new upcoming crime comedy, AI makes it easier for agents and execs, and Jordan Peele and Gore Verbinski have new projects inbound. 

#jo...

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We are SLICK!  We forgot to tell you guys the title of this movie during the podcast.  This week, we reviewed 'May December' with Natalie Portman & Julianne Moore.  The title is a reference to inappropriate, amorous relationship between a much older person and a juvenal.  With subject matter heavily borrowed from the Mary Kay Letourneau case in which a 34 year old teacher puts the hussy moves on a 7th grader and emotional (and legal) fallout destroyed a ton of people's lives.  In short, this movie is all about the giggles. 

Also, I teac...

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Louisa is coming down with a cold, which never happens.  So I hook her up with the ultimate honey folk remedy (key ingredient here).

Most importantly, we break down "The Summit of the Gods", a Japanese anime movie about mountain climbing and one climber's efforts to etch his name into the halls of mountaineering greatness (which oddly, has French production components).  

We're back to cast our latest pick from 2023's Blacklist.  This week's entry, 'The Profit', a story that chronicles the rise and  fall of Korean investor Bill Hwang, whos...

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Merry Christmas and Stuff

We explore the trails of being an out of place Navajo boy exiled by his parents for the summer to the reservation.  'Benny' (our main character) struggles with the challenges of being a city boy in the country trying to connect with his native roots and relatives he doesn't understand.

Next, we hit the pause button on this episode for 'The Blacklist' instead opting to discuss the eventual crumble of cable and terrestrial TV.  Plus, George Clooney, Adam Sandler, and Brad Pit have projects in de...

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Special edition this week.  No - we have not done the latest movie review or Blacklist.  No - there is no recipe for you to dissect.  No - Jay still has not fixed the music import recording bug yet.

We just wanted to review and discuss the latest movie industry buzz that we get from our weekly movie biz newsletter, 'The Dailies'.  

P.S. Disney is taking over Hulu.  The Mouse is cementing his foot in history as a media dictator.  We all saw the signs.

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A longer chat this time.  School of Life is a YouTube channel comprised of short, 3 to 10 minutes videos that break down the fundamental questions of being alive and how to tackle your existence:
'Passion vs Duty'
'How to Have a Transcendental Experience'
'Does Love Make You Weak'
'How to Listen to Your Body'
'Why You Are NOT a Loser'
Tons of great videos that will help enjoy and understand the process of being alive. 
P.S. The Blacklist script is 'Pizza Girl'
Finally, we dig in...