Who Are You?

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Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Black Hawk Downer
#177
Last Wednesday at 7:00 AM

Welcome to Who Are You?, the only O-Negative sci-fi watchcast! Laura and Xhafer take a movie break to review one of the films that inspired the visual and tonal style of BSG, Black Hawk Down. Laura and Xhafer talk fonts. Laura appreciates good dust CGI. Xhafer refuses to sign in to Tumblr.

Content warning: War stuff. This episode gets heavy, so if you're not in the mood, we understand. We'll see you next week for more BSG!


BSG S2E10 - Lieutenant Binoculars (Featuring Ben from Last Time On)
#176
06/18/2025

Ben from Last Time On returns again to express his appreciation for stern brunettes. Laura is not impressed with Admiral Cain. Xhafer makes the face again. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 10: Pegasus.

Find more of Ben and Xhafer on the Last Time On podcast wherever you get your podcasts.

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BSG S2E9 - Big Man Scrap
#175
06/11/2025

Laura and Xhafer explore the world of novelty targets. Laura is delighted to have a ship named after her. Xhafer doesn't trust moonshine not served in a Mason jar. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 9: Flight of the Phoenix.

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BSG S2E8 - Fleet Gone Wild
#174
06/04/2025

Laura and Xhafer share a rare lunchtime record session. Laura is easily deceived by Just for Men. Xhafer gets nostalgic for magazines. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 8: Final Cut.

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BSG S2E7 - A Lot of Fee-fees on Kobol
#173
05/28/2025

Laura and Xhafer question AI's Googling ability. Laura wonders about Cylon god. Xhafer plays a numbers game. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 7: Home Part 2.

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BSG S2E6 - Blood EBITDA
#172
05/21/2025

Laura and Xhafer take some time for tea. Xhafer slaps silly slogans on the renegade fleet's leadership. Laura laments the loss of nerds building old ships. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 6: Home Part 1.

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BSG S2E5 - Cylon Cloud (Featuring Glo from Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions)
#171
05/14/2025

Glo returns to discuss a very special Mother's Day episode of BSG. Laura's Cylon paranoia continues. Xhafer doesn't trust anyone who hasn't cried in a walk-in freezer. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 5: The Farm.

A new season of Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions is coming soon to your podcatcher of choice!

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BSG S2E4 - Damn Dirty Double Cylon
#170
05/07/2025

Laura breaks out the pinboard and red string as she makes the case for why everyone is a Cylon. Xhafer gives a space news update. Adama is risen indeed! Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 4: Resistance.


BSG S2E3 - Sincere Cheese
#169
04/30/2025

Laura and Xhafer find Galatica's missing pockets. Laura appreciates it when a show listens to her questions. Xhafer acknowledges our collective Chamalla withdrawals. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 3: Fragged.


BSG S2E2 - Everyone Hates Rick Berman
#168
04/23/2025

In this week's episode, Laura and Xhafer discuss the harrowing events of Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 2: Valley of Darkness. Laura warns against sticking a gun in your pants. Xhafer braces Laura for the next inevitable messed-up thing the show will throw at her.

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BSG S2E1 - Wig Complaints (Featuring Ben from Last Time On)
#167
04/16/2025

The clock starts again as Laura and Xhafer return with a new season of BSG and a special guest, Ben, from Last Time On! Ben has issues with the quality of Galatrica's survival gear. Laura wonders if ChatGPT can handle calculating galactic drift. Xhafer warns everyone not to put the straw in the forbidden Capri Sun. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 1: Scattered.

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April Fools Episode 2 - You Are Who
#167
04/02/2025

Welcome to You Are Who, a reasonably well-done Dr. Who watchcast hosted by two chaos gremlins hellbent on destroying the spacetime continuum. In this week's episode, Beth who-splains the audience while poking the schism. Victor declares no one is too straight for David Tennant.


BSG S1E13 - Daddy's Pride Bosom (Featuring Beth from Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions)
#166
03/26/2025

Beth from Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions podcast joins to discuss this very extra season finale. Beth notices the fabric choices. Laura wonders why Cylon ships are so meaty. Xhafer is ready for a Mountain Goats BSG album. It's an episode so extra it has two Christ poses! It’s Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 13: Kobol’s Last Gleaming Part 2.

Who Are You? will return with BSG season 2 on April 16th!

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BSG S1E12 - I Believed in McDonald's
#165
03/19/2025

It’s the penultimate episode of BSG Season 1, and Laura and Xhafer are still confused by the biological mechanics of the Cylon Raider. Laura is not in to boss fights. Xhafer hates seeing the car crash coming. Don't worry, kids! We have BSG at home. It’s Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 12: Kobol’s Last Gleaming Part 1.


BSG S1E11 - Idiots of Caprica
#164
03/12/2025

Season 1 of BSG has already dealt with heavy topics like genocide and nuclear war, but today's episode explores the most frightening topic of all: presidential elections. Laura hates political podcasts in every universe. Xhafer proposes a new podcast for polyamorous specters. It's Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 11: Colonial Day.

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BSG S1E10 - Oops, All Cylons (Featuring Victor from Dominion Media TV)
#163
03/05/2025

Victor from Dominion Media Television returns to discuss the show that dethroned Babylon 5 as his favorite. Laura recommends you take the antivenom. Victor warns us about stealth rattlesnakes. Xhafer reminds us Kamala tried to get us to see snakes. Welcome to the SnakeCast! It's Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 10: Hand of God.

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Find more of Victor's work @ facebook.com/DominionMediaTV or Last Time On podcast.


BSG S1E9 - The Real Housewife of Battlestar Galactica (Featuring Ryan from Yum Yum Podcast)
#162
02/26/2025

Ryan from Yum Yum Podcast returns to discuss sci-fi tank tops, BSG's horniness, and the thrilling adventures of Helo and Sharon! Laura wonders what happened to Galactica's HR department. Xhafer appreciates Baltar doing the math. Everyone is drinking the silly juice in Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 9: Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down.

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BSG S1E8 - Surprisingly Religious (Featuring Glo from Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions)
#161
02/19/2025

Glo from Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions joins Laura and Xhafer to discuss the quiet badassery of the schoolteacher. Laura questions the purpose of having a podcast if you don't use it to swear. Xhafer just wants to know about the food situation. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 8: Flesh and Bone.

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Blade Runner - Big Deck Energy
#160
02/12/2025

Laura and Xhafer wonder if Cylons dream of electric sheep. Laura wants everyone to listen to Vangelis and chill. Xhafer can't pack bond with Roombas. It's the first movie break of the BSG season featuring Edward James Olmos in Blade Runner.


BSG S1E7 - Cyber Sinister
#159
02/05/2025

Laura and Xhafer discuss workplace bathroom etiquette. Baltar's Six shenanigans give Laura second-hand embarrassment. Xhafer doesn't participate in circle pokes. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 7: Six Degrees of Separation.

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BSG S1E6 - Conspiracy Hackles
#158
01/29/2025

Laura and Xhafer question the wisdom of Galactica tour groups. Laura wonders if the Cylons just need to be loved. Xhafer needs his schemes to be clearer. Plus, Space TSA makes its ineffective return in Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 6: Litmus.

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BSG S1E5 - Ship Meat
#157
01/22/2025

Laura and Xhafer ask hard-hitting questions like: "Can we give computers souls?" and "What happens if you cut the poop tube?" Laura forgets about Space Force. Xhafer is uncomfortable with the amount of footshots in Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 5: You Can't Go Home Again.

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BSG S1E4 - Space Nebraska
#156
01/15/2025

It's flashbacks all the way down in Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 4: Act of Contrition. Laura and Xhafer need more hidden-door bookcases in their lives. Laura hopes the Space Force gets sashes. Xhafer admires the cinematic artistry of combining two funerals with a love scene.

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BSG S1E3 - One Bad Taco Tuesday
#155
01/08/2025

Laura and Xhafer grapple with the sociopolitical questions posed in Battlestar Galactica - Season 1, Episode 3: Bastille Day.

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BSG S1E2 - Is It Stupid or Is It Cylon?
#154
01/01/2025

Laura and Xhafer ring in the New Year with Battlestar Galactica - Season 1, Episode 2: Water. Laura wonders if character stupidity is a symptom of being a Cylon. Xhafer speculates Gaeta will single-handedly keep the Galactica's Kinkos in business.

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BSG S1E1 - Sorry I Made You Do a War Crime, Son (Featuring Ben from LTO)
#153
12/25/2024

Ben from Last Time On joins Laura and Xhafer to bring you some Podmas cheer with one of the best episodes of BSG: Season 1, Episode 1 - 33. Laura wonders if God is a Cylon. Ben thinks about Rome. Xhafer suddenly disappears and reappears, garnering suspicion from his co-hosts.


BSG Miniseries Pt. 2 - Fanatical Realism
#152
12/18/2024

Things are heating up as Laura and Xhafer finish Part 2 of the Battlestar Galactica miniseries. Laura asks more questions Xhafer can't answer and stans a queen. Xhafer laments Starbuck's haircut and ponders the infinity of bullets. Join us as we do the mental math and marvel at the futility of fractions with large denominators and an unknown number of Cylons in the numerator. Let's hope Commander Adama can save the human race through the power of speeches and fairy tales. SO SAY WE ALL.


BSG Miniseries Pt. 1 - Resting Colonel Face
#151
12/11/2024

Laura and Xhafer are back and they have a plan...

Who Are You begins coverage of the Battlestar Galactica reboot with the 2003 miniseries, Part 1.


B5 Series Wrapup - An Anchor in the Wind
#150
11/13/2024

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer reflect on their experience rewatching Babylon 5 as adults and the impact the show and this podcast have had on their lives.

Who Are You? will return! Join Laura and Xhafer starting December 11th, 2024 on this feed as they begin their coverage of Battlestar Galactica 2004. If you've enjoyed the show so far, we hope you will join us and invite new or returning BSG fans...


The Lost Tales - Big Mandela Problems
#149
11/06/2024

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer reach the edge of the rim, reviewing the last piece of media in the B5 universe, Babylon 5: The Lost Tales.


B5 Book Club 4 - Londoing All Over the Place
#148
10/30/2024

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

It's the final B5 book club, and it's all Londo all the time! Laura and Xhafer compare their past and present impressions of B5: Legions of Fire (The Centauri Prime Trilogy).


Crusade: The Lost Episodes #2
#147
10/23/2024

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer discover the real crusade was the friends they made along the way. The PodFam returns for a script reading of the never-filmed season 1 finale of Crusade. Special thank you to Victor, Ben, Beth, Glo, Ryan, Austin, and Ahren for joining us on this crusade.

Crusade: The End of the Line

Original story written by J. Michael Straczynski

Crusade music composed...


Crusade: The Lost Episodes #1
#146
10/16/2024

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Not content with just watching all of Crusade, Laura and Xhafer invite many friends of the pod to do a table read of one of Crusade's unshot scripts featuring everyone's favorite psychic literary critic, Bester! Special thank you to Victor, Ben, Beth, Glo, Ryan, Austin, and Ahren for joining us on this crusade.

Crusade: Value Judgements

Original story written by J. Michael Straczynski

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Crusade 13 - Fine, Here's Babylon 5 (Featuring Ryan from Yum Yum Podcast)
#145
10/09/2024

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Ryan from Yum Yum Podcast joins Laura and Xhafer on the final episode of their crusade to finish Crusade. Meanwhile, the Excalibur finally visits Babylon 5. Lochley takes Gideon to Arby's in Crusade: Episode 7 - The Rules of the Game.


Crusade 12 - B Plot Disguised as an A Plot
#144
10/02/2024

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer wonder if any Crusade watch order makes sense. Meanwhile, Matheson gets an evaluation and Galen leads the Excalibur on a hyperspace adventure in Crusade: Episode 3 - The Well of Forever.


Crusade 11 - All Habsburg Chins
#143
09/25/2024

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer recast Crusade for the inevitable reboot. Meanwhile, the Excalibur crew discovers the Drakh Plague has made it off Earth among a colony of rogue cyber-soldiers in Crusade: Episode 5 - Patterns of the Soul.


Crusade 10 - All of It Is Too Vague
#142
09/18/2024

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer march ever closer to Crusade's end. Meanwhile, Gideon and Lochley try to stop a doomsday cult from attacking a plague conference in Crusade: Episode 6 - Ruling from the Tomb.


Crusade 9 - The Lady of the Bongwater
#141
09/11/2024

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer gaze into a crystal ball hoping to see a better episode in their future. Meanwhile, the Excalibur crew finds a guild navigator who helps angsty men with tortured backstories find solace in Crusade: Episode 4 - The Path of Sorrows.


Crusade 8 - We're on a Crusade to Finish Crusade (Featuring Victor from Dominion Media TV)
#140
09/04/2024

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Victor from Dominion Media Television joins Laura and Xhafer to share his upcoming podcast plans. Oh, and also discuss Crusade. Meanwhile, the Excalibur picks up a few stray B5 cast members in an attempt to boost ratings in Crusade: Episode 13 - Each Night I Dream of Home.

You can find more of Victor's work and news about upcoming events at https://www.facebook.com/DominionMediaTV/


Kung Fu and Chill - Office Space
#139
08/28/2024

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer have made it halfway through Crusade and take a little movie break to appreciate the iconic work of Gary Cole in the Y2K classic, Office Space.