Rafe Hates Caleb

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By: Raphael Moran & Caleb Grabowski

Rafe hates Caleb.They're longtime friends but they hate each other. Every week they talk about her sordid sex life, his miserable existence, their top three songs of the week, and a tribute to the filmography of Sam Rockwell.

Rafe Got Distracted at the End
Today at 11:00 AM

QUICK HITS already skipping movies for rachel mcadams. tsk. rafe has been reading about cults. caleb did the superb owl thing with yummy food. big talk on espresso! and will these two ever feel well again? HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: kyler low: flu caleb’s high-low high: superbowl party low: lingering cold HOT HOT TOPICS

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That’s What VPN Does
01/31/2025

QUICK HITS caleb and rafe both worked on their computers this weekend! caleb also did more work organizing his D&D stuff, and rafe rambles a bit about morning appetite and new anime in 2025 (no spoilers, just listing some interesting stuff). she’s super hopeful for a new one by the same guy who did the

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Bananas
01/24/2025

QUICK HITS SIX BUNCHES OF BANANAS. THERE ARE CUTS. an end of a movie era, they are DONE with william h. macy movies! and they choose the next actor! what an exciting way to start 2025. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: turkey gravy low: wrong doctor’s office caleb’s high-low high: dropout LIVE low: bread knife

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Preventative Maintenance
01/17/2025

QUICK HITS caleb had a friendsgiving and got new awesome software for d&d called obsidian. he’s loving on some youtube channels like mystic arts DM from iceland! nicole van der hoeven can help using obsidian with d&d. josh plunkett is another obsidian wizard with the additional patreon VAULT. there are a couple rafe rants in

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Hopeful Floats
01/10/2025

QUICK HITS it’s GARY’S BIRTHDAY. caleb had a virgil’s root beer float (unrelated). he’s also dealing with a pretty down week. mental health is important, everyone. rafe loves snow and working from home! today is the LAST DAY to suggest an actor for the podcast. head over to the discord server NOW. HIGH LOWS rafe’s

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An Exercise in Catharsis
01/03/2025

QUICK HITS HAPPY NEW YEAR 2025!! it’s review time! do we have 2025 goals? ours is to GET A NEW ACTOR for the podcast! caleb talks about yarn and nosferatu (no big spoilers). rafe talks about tearing down cardboard boxes. hot frosty was super cute! we recommend watching it who cares it’s a christmas movie

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The Adjustment Bureau
12/13/2024

QUICK HITS gorgeous places to get murdered! https://getpocket.com/explore/item/these-are-the-most-secluded-hikes-in-the-u-s caleb went to my neighbor totoro, and got homemade marshmallows by POSHMALLOW. and sour patch kids! caleb also got board games! he’s been watching “sit down and shut up.” HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: affiliate anniversary & STICKERS low: worst headache booooo caleb’s high-low high: movie theater

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What’s Beanless Coffee?
12/06/2024

QUICK HITS thanksgiving catchup! caleb had beanless coffee in new york! caleb saw a lot of art with the scientist and then ran into BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPERS. speaking of shoppers, caleb got more PC parts. hooray! if you wanna research charities, look into give.org HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: charlie the unicorn series low: neck

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Holiday First Aid
11/29/2024

QUICK HITS HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND BLACK FRIDAYYYYY. ever thought of having raccoon instead of turkey? rafe talks about her romance novels like glint (raven kennedy) and the monsters night trilogy. caleb spills about the secrets of world of warcraft green motorcycle mount!?! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: reading low: tough conversations caleb’s high-low high: computer

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Manifest Destiny
11/22/2024

QUICK HITS MANIFEST is the word of the year. the incredibles and singing in the rain! double d&d for caleb was lovely. and what’s up with the shelf pins in cupboards? caleb will never get what he needs. also young dog problems. can’t just have a calm home life. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: stream

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