Emotionally Online

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By: Maddie Dragsbaek

A weekly slumber party for heart to hearts and hot gossip hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco. One part emotional reflections and one part raunchy reality tv recaps. Come for the girls, stay for the goss.

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you've sold your swag! it's gone now! – ep. 170
Yesterday at 11:30 PM

a solo episode just like the old days while i'm traveling! in today's episode, i'm talking about the swag epidemic and adopting teddy before getting into some audience submissions about the lack of space for grief in our culture and having agency amidst social rejection! oh! and a reminder, the greece trip launches on monday!! (italy sold out in 4 minutes, you guys are insane and i can't wait to travel with you again)



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nostalgic for cheating and horny for mail | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 7
nostalgic for cheating and horny for mail | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 7 episode artwork
Last Tuesday at 1:00 PM

it's PRIDE and you know what that means... nostalgia for the demise of tom and kristen's chungus relationship! and because this show is the gift that keeps on giving, we've got a new hire at sur, katie and schwartz are being romantic??? and we learn that mail is a very horny thing when you're brave enough to let it be...


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no one thought you were weird last night, you were so normal (we think) – ep. 169
08/14/2026

lover girls trip announcement in the 169th episode, that's herstory mama! today, we're giggling about girls (the tv show) and chatting about being easier on yourself when you make mistakes. shorter episode today! god bless me, it's fuckin summa!


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schwartz cheated on the cheating show... IN FRONT OF 50 GAY MAYORS??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 6
schwartz cheated on the cheating show... IN FRONT OF 50 GAY MAYORS??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 6 episode artwork
08/11/2026

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no influencers, no critical thought, and no commitment, baby! – ep. 168
08/07/2026

we need to talk about nantucket gate... who knew a "no influencers" sign could kick up this much discourse! in today's episode, we're talking about AI companies destroying rare books, false equivalencies and tombstone messaging before getting into some audience submissions on dating, patience/understanding, and finding dishonest commitmentphobes around every corner. we have a lot to say! duh!


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"she was motorboating his crotch region" ok jax | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 5
"she was motorboating his crotch region" ok jax | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 5 episode artwork
08/04/2026

jax allegedly saw katie motorboating another man's crotch, schwartz adopted a dog to buy him time on an engagement, sandoval wants to make out with jax's plastic surgeon, and kristen is back at sur and ready to plot against anyone and everyone... we love this stupid show so much! lock in!


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your boyfriend said you're not "his type"... let's talk about it – ep. 167
07/31/2026

oh boy! these submissions were a doozy... today, we're talking about our whirlwind weekend of partying and every old man that hit on us in the process before getting into some audience submissions about a listeners boyfriend expressing she isn't "his type", someone who's struggling to trust in therapy, and someone else who's processing how to protect their own body image while a friend is clearly going through it.


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a panic attack, a nose job, and lisa vanderpump calling you a puss | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 4
a panic attack, a nose job, and lisa vanderpump calling you a puss | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 4 episode artwork
07/28/2026

in today's episode, schwartz is having a panic attack, jax officially gets his nose job, there's a dildo in his pocket, a jelly donut full of blood, the wrath of lisa vanderpump, and kristen and stassi finally come head to head... ALL OF THIS AND MORE, WELCOME TO THE FREAKIN' PUMPCAST BABY!!


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do absolutely everything men tell you not to do – ep. 166
07/25/2026

in today's episode, we're talking about doing things our way :) we're talking about creative collaboration and not taking the advice of men, giggling about what's inspiring us, and thinking about a future where we get to choose ourselves.


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pumptini vs. schwartz vs. the world | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 3
pumptini vs. schwartz vs. the world | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 3 episode artwork
07/21/2026

will the legendary pumptini take down tom schwartz? will james convince lisa to give him his job back? will tom get to watch family guy on dvr before kristen takes the cable box back? will scheana stop subretweeting? MUCH TO BE DISCOVERED ON TODAY'S EPISODE OF THE PUMPCAST...


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the voice note guy discourse is out of control – ep. 165
07/17/2026

the voice note guy discourse has taken over our feeds and we MUST discuss it! in today's episode, we have the final ruling on whether voice note guy is right or wrong before jumping into some audience submissions on a friend going after your crush, what an orgasm feels like, and the eldest daughter wound following you into outside relationships.


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why is tom sandoval crying to his phone camera? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 2
why is tom sandoval crying to his phone camera? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 2 episode artwork
07/14/2026

scheana is footless again, tom is watching himself cry, jax is a messenger and he gets absolutely killed... all of this and more, in today's episode of pumpcast!!!


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foreplay to the forefront NOW! – ep. 164
07/10/2026

I SAW ONE EPISODE OF LOVE ISLAND USA AND I AM CONCERNED WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO FOREPLAY ANYMORE. today, meg and i are talking foreplay, the men don't touch me challenge, and the formative years spent at sleepovers among other things. get ur eye patches on and come have a goss with us!


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sandoval made her prove she was on her period??? hello??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 1
sandoval made her prove she was on her period??? hello??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 1 episode artwork
07/07/2026

HAPPY SEASON 3 DAY!! we’re here and so is james kennedy, thank god! in today’s episode, we’re dropping back in on our favorite SUR employees to see how they’ve been handling the fall out of season two. we’re introduced to miami girl, jax has 2 new girlfriends, lisa is still feeling betrayed by stassi, and shay f. kennedy gets the people going (as always).


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loaning your underwear, losing your dj, and being a creeper (ft. mckenna) | pumpcast szn 2 reunion!
loaning your underwear, losing your dj, and being a creeper (ft. mckenna) | pumpcast szn 2 reunion! episode artwork
06/30/2026

we've made it to the end of season 2! the reunion! we're here! and today, we're joined by effortlessly funny and long-time bravo fan, mckenna moore to talk about it! will jax feel remorse? are tom and kristen still together? does stassi still want everyone to die? we WILL get to the bottom of all of this and MORE!!!


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you crave male approval even from your ex? ew, block him – ep. 163
06/26/2026

ACCESS REVOKED! in today's episode, i'm coming at you live from a hotel debriefing my week in croatia, a final reflection on summer house and craving male approval even post-break up, before getting into some audience submissions about friendship and building community as an adult.


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getting jaxed and slanging bartender dong | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 14
getting jaxed and slanging bartender dong | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 14 episode artwork
06/23/2026

jax doesn't feel anything... but will he feel this? in today's episode, we finally get our answers! stassi sweats out her kristen toxins, scheana throws an engagement party, tom gets jaxed, and jax is... our final girl? ALL OF THIS AND MORE IN TODAY'S PUMPCAST!


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we need to talk about ariana grande – ep. 162
06/19/2026

it is possible to be both compassionate and honest. we absolutely have to find a way to talk to each other about eating disorders, body image, and what young women are learning from the trajectory hollywood is on right now in a way that holds empathy in the highest regard. i remember what it was like to be a young girl in the early 2000s. i wanna do better because we know better. don't you?


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the SLAP heard round the world... | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 13
the SLAP heard round the world... | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 13 episode artwork
06/16/2026

so... jax has admitted it's true... he DID sleep with kristen... so what is stassi gonna do with this information? LET'S FIND OUT! in today's episode, stassi is on the war path to getting kristen to admit what she's done, sandoval is asleep at the wheel, lisa is pissed, jax is scared but TRUST... that truth will prevail! all of this and more in today's pumpcast!


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"competing" with their ex and being the one who cares more – ep. 161
06/12/2026

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i'm about to leave for CROATIA on this years lover girls trip but first! let's debrief the conclusion of the summer house reunion before jumping into some audience submissions about being a girl who cares a lot, "competing" with...


JAX WENT TO JAIL AND NO ONE CARED | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 12
JAX WENT TO JAIL AND NO ONE CARED | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 12 episode artwork
06/09/2026

that man was missing for 4 days and literally no one gave a single solitary fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahaha in today's episode, jax is missing, scheana is engaged, kristen and tom are doing insane things on twitter dot com, and the golden nugget enters vanderpump lexicon. these really are the best days of our lives!


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you don’t need all the answers... your creativity requires curiosity – ep. 160
06/05/2026

a conversation that really left me feeling more creative than when it started :) today, we're talking about being a creator vs. a consumer, feeling uncertain about yourself as an artist, having a lover girl lockdown, and giggling about spa etiquette!


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the cabo trip is over... and kristen and tom are too? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 11
the cabo trip is over... and kristen and tom are too? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 11 episode artwork
06/02/2026

part two of the cabo trip which is truly among the greats when it comes to vanderpump cast trips! in today's episode, the tom and kristen tensions come to a head and jax is at the center of is as usual, lisa is delivered an ultimatum, jax recruits 10 random women to hang out with him, and stassi and katie are truly at their wits end with kristen's bitching about her stupid chungus boyfriend. could this be the end? WHO KNOWS!


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self-abandonment for male approval at the summer house reunion – ep. 159
05/29/2026

oh boy! i binged all of summer house in 47 days in order to be able to watch this reunion and engage with the drama so engage i will!! today, we're talking about loyalty in friendships, self-abandonment for male approval and all the other horrific things we witnessed at part one of the summer house reunion. then, we're getting into some gnarly audience submissions where i am delivering some tough love, with so much peace and so much love. lock in lover girls! it's a big one!


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AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 10
AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 10 episode artwork
#177
05/26/2026

WE'VE MADE IT TO CABO! In today's episode, our favorite employees of Sexy Unique Restaurant, Restaurant and Lounge head to Mexico for Stassi's 25th birthday. Schwartz is on his WORST behavior, Scheana is a guy's girl, Jax is stirring the pot per usual, and Stassi's birthday dinner goes to shit. ALL OF THIS AND MORE IN TODAY'S PUMPCAST!!! 
 

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it's inter-skinny politics and that's none of my business – ep. 158
#176
05/22/2026

in today's episode, we're chatting about how the 160 pound viral tiktok devolved into a fight among skinny people that we're just observing from the fat sidelines, our INCREDIBLE venture to texas roadhouse, and my next big restaurant idea... get in lover girls, we're going pitching!

 

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08:35 – my pitch for a NEW and BETTER restaurant

16:01 – no professional singers at karaoke

21:58 – a revolutionary hangover in the rain

26:36 – he circled the block! who's surprised?

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we're good as gold and scheana shay IS the maestro | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 9
we're good as gold and scheana shay IS the maestro | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 9 episode artwork
#175
05/19/2026

the housewives are having a VERY important dinner at SUR and they won't let us forget it!!! TOO BAD we're focused on much more IMPORTANT things this episode like the genesis of POETRY in scheana shay's SMASH hit, GOOD AS GOLD!!! kristen and tom are still fighting, jax is still lying, everything is the same except now we have good as gold to listen to in the background and that makes it all better. LOCK IN PUMPERS!!!

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fat tax, pivoting, and crying in the cuck chair (ft. sebastian) – ep. 157
#174
05/15/2026

SEBASTIAN IS BACK ON THE POD! And today's episode is an absolute treat. As I was editing this one, I was just in awe of how truly generous Sebastian was with his reflections and musings. I just adore him and this is a real beautiful peak inside his brain and I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. We're talking about embracing a pivot, feeling your feelings, art inspiring art, and how it feels to be fat right now.

 

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ok which one of you wrote tom sandoval scat fan fiction? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 8
ok which one of you wrote tom sandoval scat fan fiction? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 8 episode artwork
#173
05/12/2026

ok FESS UP... written 3 weeks ago??? we will get to the bottom of this... just as stassi intends to get to the bottom of the jax/kristen cheating scandal that continues to rock SUR in today's episode while lisa is hiring a secret diner and gaslighting phd's are being handed out group wide. pumpers! it's time to discuss! 
 

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i want you to be authentic... but only if you're authentic like me – ep. 156
#172
05/08/2026

meg is here! and we're chatting about what's been happening in our comments sections and meg the stallion, as god intended.

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a lap dance, some tequila, and the TRUTH | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 7
a lap dance, some tequila, and the TRUTH | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 7 episode artwork
#171
05/05/2026

the way scheana's lap dance was the genesis of the jax/kristen hookup being brought to center stage... her power... it must be studied... in today's episode, jax goes back to therapy, scheana gives a lap dance, katie gets way too drunk, tom tries to save his dying relationship, and stassi has her foot on jax's next as per usual. lock in, pumpers! this is a history lesson! 
 

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when did dating become so transactional? – ep. 155
#170
05/01/2026

in today's episode, we're talking transactional dating, the inner peace that comes from reckoning with your body image, and fear around grief! love u sm! thanks for being here! 
 

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*rips shirt off* dude i'm so straight, i didn't even know you could be gay | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 6
*rips shirt off* dude i'm so straight, i didn't even know you could be gay | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 6 episode artwork
#169
04/28/2026

it's pride! jax only learned about gay people recently! scheana is back in the stu making herstory! kristen read tom's texts with ariana and she intends to get to the bottom of it! stassi is bullying jax! it's vanderpump in its prime! these really are the best days of our lives people!!!

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you can't be in your 30s and negging women on dating apps oh my god – ep. 154
#168
04/24/2026

coming at you live from the hot tub! today, we're chatting about negging on dating apps, new AI implementations on tiktok, before diving into some audience submissions about navigating sexual trauma. kind of a heavy episode so check in with yourself before you listen, love ya!

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doing burlesque for your boss while he eats a boob cake? call HR now | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 5
doing burlesque for your boss while he eats a boob cake? call HR now | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 5 episode artwork
#167
04/21/2026

it's guillermo's birthday! so we're doing what every good SUR employee does... learning a sexy burlesque dance to show him while he eats cake shaped like boobs! in today's episode, the sexy unique servers are navigating a cancer scare, being not like other girls, and serving sex on the job... come on, how could you ever long for more?!

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get bitchier or die trying – ep. 153
#166
04/16/2026

i love bitches! and bitches love me right back! in today's episode, we're asking hard hitting questions such as (but not limited to): when can we get a bitch on a season of jury duty? why are reality tv haters always so condescending? what are we defining as casual sex these days? and why haven't men considered changing their last names when they get married and is the answer perhaps the exact same fucking answer for why women don't wanna do it either?

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just f*ck and forget about it! it's the tom sandoval way! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 4
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#165
04/14/2026

someone help! jax escaped the elderly home and is out gossiping again! in today's episode, ariana officially gets hired at SUR, tom and kristen had sex and insist everyone just shut up and forget what happened, jax is starting a sweater line (???), and new cheating rumors threaten the restaurant utopia that lisa vanderpump has created... WILL SUR SURVIVE THIS???

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stop ditching your friends for mediocre men – ep. 152
#164
04/10/2026

the bailing epidemic has hit lover girls hq! in today's episode, we're talking about culotte spring, ditching your besties for mediocre men (boo!), fetishization in dating, and finding your purpose and belonging in this crazy world!! 
 

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ask me anything: my chungus chopped unc went in for a kiss | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 3
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#163
04/07/2026

it's incredible the access we have to the english language... in today's episode, we're going to lake arrowhead! stassi's family is here! tears are shed! a star is born! and scheana has no feet, teeth, OR EYES! how can we ever predict what's coming next?

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can you ever really be friends with your ex? – ep. 151
#162
04/05/2026

a big audience submission ep! and today we're getting to the bottom of the age old questions: can you ever really be friends with your ex? what counts as emotional cheating? is it ok to slow fade a new friendship that just isn't it? is it weird that i felt weird seeing my ex get married even though i've moved on? you have questions, i have opinions! let's get into it!

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