Not An Adult
Welcome to Not An Adult, the delightfully absurd show that explores the comical escapades of our own lives and those of people from the UK and beyond. With captivating soundscapes and a touch of grown-up humor, we'll whisk you away into our whimsical conversations. Tune in every other week for interactive segments and become a part of the laughter!
The Absolute State of The UK Right Now.
Welcome to Series 2 of NAA!
In this episode, we'll catch you up on our life and current plans, discuss noteworthy events in the UK and worldwide, offer some valuablish tips, share some hilarious stories and have a good old moan about the UK.
Enjoy the journey, its good to be back! ❤️
The Phillip Schofield Iceberg: Sinking Titatanic Submarines & Bank Robbery
In this thrilling episode we delve into the world of the Phillip Schofield, try to figure out what happened to the missing titanic submarine and provide you with all the latest tips to improve your life, you know the drill.
SHOW BEGINS AT (07:21) :D
PHILLIP SCHOFIELD ICEBERG = (32:07)
Welcome back to your midweek guilty pleasure, we are back now after a short break while we sort our lives out. Podcasts will be every fortnight until christmas and then back to our weekly schedule. All is explained in the episode :) ENJOY.
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Festival Smuggling Tips and How Masturbating With Hair Removal Cream Feels.
This weeks show is brought to you by pure dehydration, we sat in the sun drinking all day as most of England did this weekend so prepare yourself for a distinct lack of enthusiasm and large quantity's of self pity. We explore everything from Festival smuggling tips to men smuggling scissors into prison via there bati. So get strapped in and enjoy the ride.
- We are currently planning ALOT outside of this podcast for future projects which we will be discussing in our next few episodes so thank you for your support and understanding, as promised...
This is What Happens When You Drink Cider in the Sun All Day.
Get ready for an alcohol fueled journey this week, the twin rocket boosters were at full tilt from the outset and throughout and subsequently the G-force caused some effects on speech, you may notice it becomes slow n slurry but its actually just how fast we we're going.
- Also we have got fully to grips with our new studio, we hope you enjoy the new spacious sound
Boris Johnson Arrested For Drink Driving In Ukraine, sort of.
Quantum Computing could be the cure to ageing and many other problems that exist today, it could also become best pals with Ai and destroy your nana and mine too. Either way we need to be prepared and informed, so you've got that plus a load of other completely unrelated stuff like 51 year old men being tied up naked in the woods and left to be found by cyclists n stuff, but yeh. Enjoy the best podcast you accidentally found this week...
Today on the show:
(00:47) - ANNOUNCEMENT.
New studio info and u...
How To Stage Your Own Kidnapping To Get Out Of Work and Stop iPhone Apps Turning You Gay.
This weeks episode was recorded live from our canal boat holiday so expect drunken rambles from the outset and throughout. We could only take a limited amount of our equipment but we did our best with what we had! ALSO! We have a brand new studio setup we are building this week so expect a brand new higher quality sound, guests and video podcasts from the next episode onwards!!
We also introduce a brand new segment to the podcast THE DEBATE! so let us know what you think, thank you for your support and enjoy the show!<...
Stealing Money from Family Members and Spunking in a Shoe Box
Welcome back to the grey area of the podcast sphere and this week we talk 12 year olds consuming THC Gummies, people getting struck by 60mph cows and a first hand account of the worst surgery a nurse has ever done, honestly its a proper gross episode, enjoy it if you can.
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1:08 - What we have been up to this past week.
Rudi & Lauren are both still suffering party blues, Lauren witnesses a car crash on the way home from work and Rudi talks what we did for 420.
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Alien Probes Sent to Earth, Pentagon Files and Politicians Put in Cages and Thrown in the River.
The aliens are on route and the humans are focused on my little pony and debates on whether you should bite an ice cream or lick it. This episode was recorded shortly after Rudi's 3 day party so expect low dopamine, impulsive outbursts and lack of cognition from the outset and throughout. Enjoy thaa shooooow.
Artificial Intelligence on Ketamine, Samurai Sword Monopoly, IKEA Hot Dogs and much more!
Greetings fellow humans, it seems we are on the precipice of fully autonomous Ai, so this week as its Rudi's birthday we get extremely wonky and try to tackle the complicated issue of artificial intelligence and its current threat to humanity along with our usual bizzzz. Enjoy the show!
Donald Trump, Cheese Kebabs, and the Temparature of Farts as they leave the body.
Welcome back to the latest edition of NAA!
This week we learn how to rob trollys from supermarkets without even needing a quid thanks to DAMON from Warwickshire submission, we also talk about cheese kebabs, bring science to the forfront and share the latest data of the temparature of farts as they exit your batti and have some discussions on Donald Trump and his current legal case. And much MUCH more!
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0:45 - On a NAA Safari.
1:12 - What we have been up to this week.
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Armageddon Alert, Secret North Korean Weapon, Google Bard, Underwear Sniffers and much more!
Are you ready for another dose of NAA? Buckle up, because this week's episode is jam-packed with sweaty uneducated goodness.
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1:03 - What we have been upto this week.
Lauren explains the current shifts in astrology and trys to make a point about something and talks her current worklife struggles.
Rudi discusses his first week as a delivery driver and how hes self induced tiredness is effecting him.
7:02 - This weeks shiiii top tip!
This weeks shiii top tip is a submission from long...
Drunk Politics & Economics, Medical Mistakes, Criminal Submission and much more!
Welcome back for some more marmite flavoured yoghurt.
This weeks edition begins sober and slowly decents into drunkeness as we pre drink and prepare to go out for the night, even though we said we wouldn't last week. Usual bizness as always, enjoy the journey haha!
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1:03 - What we have been upto this week.
Rudi gets 2 jobs and 1 bad haircut. Lauren buys some dodgy bookshelf from ikea and worrys about the night ahead.
9:08 - This weeks shiiii top tip!
And its an absolute...
Vegans Slapped With Steaks, Intercourse With Pizza, Microwaved Socks and much more!
Expect adult themes accompanied by child like perspectives finished with mellow undertones in this weeks edition of NAA.
Here's a breakdown of what to expect in this episode:
0:47 - The birth of a new podcast.
1:08 - What we have been upto this past week.
7:40 - This weeks shiiii top tip
9:38 - NAA News
19:34 - Storytime
37:49 - Topics
Bit of a shorter episode this week as Rudi's been trying to find a job IRL but back to normal...
Tommy Fury, Caravan Life, Drug Smuggling, Camel Races and much more!
We are both feeling fresher this week, so back to the usual biz... Expect adult themes accompanied by child like perspectives finished with mellow undertones in this weeks edition.
Here's a breakdown of what to expect in this episode:
1:01 - What we have been up to this week.
9:02 - Caravan Life and what its like full time.
12:32 - This Weeks Shiiiii Top Tip!
14:27 - NAA News!
31:43 - Storytime!
45:06 - Topics!
If you'd like to contact us or...
COVID-23 Special: Seized Korean Babes, Cheese Toasty Fire, Tiger Tampons and much more!
This week we are both ill so we decided to make a poorly podcast special, see you on the other side...
Here's a breakdown of what to expect in this episode:
1:04: We basically just moan about being ill for 5 mins.
4:20: This Weeks Shiiii Top Tip!
7:59: NAA NEWS - Some absolute wobblers this week
24:20: STORYTIME! - Some proper dirty stuff with a hint of softness and mellow undertones.
If you'd like to contact us or submit any stories, AITA, confessions, or just want to...
UFO Shot Down, Wegovy Jabs, ChatGPT Problems and much more!
Welcome back to your midweek guilty pleasure! In today's episode, we explore the crazy world of America and how they're coping with the latest UFO/UAP phenomena. Then, we swiftly move on to a woman who shoved a quail egg up...well, you'll have to listen to find out! And there's loads more in store.
We have a new editing suite and will be taking advantage of Apple's spatial audio from this episode onwards. So, expect a whole new feel to your listening experience, with 3D sound design building a picture to our words in a...
Andrew Tate Update, Creme Egg Up Bum, Grammys, Lethal Toilet Roll and much more!
In this week's episode of the podcast, hosts Rudi and Lauren catch up on what they've been up to. Rudi is on the hunt for a delivery driver job as he and Lauren plan to save up before moving to Vietnam. They also share their newfound love for non-alcoholic beers.
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They bring you "This Week's S*** Top Tip", a hilarious segment filled with their usual bad advice.
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NAA News keeps you updated on the latest headlines and bizarre stories, including updates on Andrew Tate, a restaurant fire, and more.
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Lauren t...
Nicola Bulley, Jizzy Jewelry, Goat Man, Psycho Owl, Dad Farts and much more
In this weeks podcast we embark on an intriguing journey into a world full of secrets and strange tales. We start with the story of The Goat Man and his three-day journey living like a goat. Then, we explore the unique business of Jizzy Jewelry, creating jewelry from men's bodily fluids. After that, we uncover the story of the feared Psycho Owl, causing terror in the West Midlands, we journey into the unknown to uncover the mystery of Nicola Bulley's strange disappearance, And much much more in todays episode!
Your not ready for these wild and extraordinary stories...
Justin Roiland, Asparagus Fortune Teller, Snot as Lube, Ransomware and much more.
In this episode, we dive into the bizarre and often humorous aspects of humanity.
Join us as we explore the strange world of Asparagus Fortune Telling, a man who makes a living selling burps in a jar and the tales of two women who had unexpected and uncomfortable experiences during intimate moments.
We'll also touch on the recent news of Justin Roiland leaving Adult Swim. We will delve into the serious topic of ransomware attacks and the difficulties of defending against them.
Thank you so much for listening and if you enjoyed it or have any...
Sex Shops, British Gas, Stray Dildos, Condom Artwork and much more!
Welcome to the Not An Adult podcast, where hosts Lauren and Rudi share their weekly adventures, struggles, and hilarious anecdotes. Join us as we discuss the latest news and current events, including Andrew Tates arrest and the extension of his bail, a woman's outrageous gas bill, and Prince Harry's ongoing drama with the royal family.
In our storytime segment, we'll take you on a journey through the bizarre and unexpected, including clearing out an entire apartment complex with just a toilet, debating the existence of aura's, and navigating the weirdness of sex shops.
We also...
Prince Harrys Book, Smelly Food, NAA News, Dry Jan, and much more.
Welcome to the latest episode of your new favorite podcast. This week, Lauren takes a deep dive into Prince Harry's new book, sharing some of the most intriguing snippets and giving her take on the controversial content. But that's not all, stick around for our new segment, NAA News, where we highlight some of the most interesting stories making headlines this week. Also we have had some funny submissions this week from YOU the listener in our Brain Fuqs section! And last but not least, Lauren has some exciting tales in store for you in our Storytime segment, so...
