Not An Adult
Welcome to Not An Adult, the delightfully absurd show that explores the comical escapades of our own lives and those of people from the UK and beyond. With captivating soundscapes and a touch of grown-up humor, we'll whisk you away into our whimsical conversations. Tune in every other week for interactive segments and become a part of the laughter!
The Absolute State of The UK Right Now.
Welcome to Series 2 of NAA!
In this episode, we'll catch you up on our life and current plans, discuss noteworthy events in the UK and worldwide, offer some valuablish tips, share some hilarious stories and have a good old moan about the UK.
Enjoy the journey, its good to be back! ❤️
The Phillip Schofield Iceberg: Sinking Titatanic Submarines & Bank Robbery
In this thrilling episode we delve into the world of the Phillip Schofield, try to figure out what happened to the missing titanic submarine and provide you with all the latest tips to improve your life, you know the drill.
SHOW BEGINS AT (07:21) :D
PHILLIP SCHOFIELD ICEBERG = (32:07)
Welcome back to your midweek guilty pleasure, we are back now after a short break while we sort our lives out. Podcasts will be every fortnight until christmas and then back to our weekly schedule. All is explained in the episode :) ENJOY.
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Festival Smuggling Tips and How Masturbating With Hair Removal Cream Feels.
This weeks show is brought to you by pure dehydration, we sat in the sun drinking all day as most of England did this weekend so prepare yourself for a distinct lack of enthusiasm and large quantity's of self pity. We explore everything from Festival smuggling tips to men smuggling scissors into prison via there bati. So get strapped in and enjoy the ride.
- We are currently planning ALOT outside of this podcast for future projects which we will be discussing in our next few episodes so thank you for your support and understanding, as promised...
This is What Happens When You Drink Cider in the Sun All Day.
Get ready for an alcohol fueled journey this week, the twin rocket boosters were at full tilt from the outset and throughout and subsequently the G-force caused some effects on speech, you may notice it becomes slow n slurry but its actually just how fast we we're going.
- Also we have got fully to grips with our new studio, we hope you enjoy the new spacious sound
Boris Johnson Arrested For Drink Driving In Ukraine, sort of.
Quantum Computing could be the cure to ageing and many other problems that exist today, it could also become best pals with Ai and destroy your nana and mine too. Either way we need to be prepared and informed, so you've got that plus a load of other completely unrelated stuff like 51 year old men being tied up naked in the woods and left to be found by cyclists n stuff, but yeh. Enjoy the best podcast you accidentally found this week...
Today on the show:
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How To Stage Your Own Kidnapping To Get Out Of Work and Stop iPhone Apps Turning You Gay.
This weeks episode was recorded live from our canal boat holiday so expect drunken rambles from the outset and throughout. We could only take a limited amount of our equipment but we did our best with what we had! ALSO! We have a brand new studio setup we are building this week so expect a brand new higher quality sound, guests and video podcasts from the next episode onwards!!
We also introduce a brand new segment to the podcast THE DEBATE! so let us know what you think, thank you for your support and enjoy the show!<...
Stealing Money from Family Members and Spunking in a Shoe Box
Welcome back to the grey area of the podcast sphere and this week we talk 12 year olds consuming THC Gummies, people getting struck by 60mph cows and a first hand account of the worst surgery a nurse has ever done, honestly its a proper gross episode, enjoy it if you can.
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1:08 - What we have been up to this past week.
Rudi & Lauren are both still suffering party blues, Lauren witnesses a car crash on the way home from work and Rudi talks what we did for 420.
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Alien Probes Sent to Earth, Pentagon Files and Politicians Put in Cages and Thrown in the River.
The aliens are on route and the humans are focused on my little pony and debates on whether you should bite an ice cream or lick it. This episode was recorded shortly after Rudi's 3 day party so expect low dopamine, impulsive outbursts and lack of cognition from the outset and throughout. Enjoy thaa shooooow.
Artificial Intelligence on Ketamine, Samurai Sword Monopoly, IKEA Hot Dogs and much more!
Greetings fellow humans, it seems we are on the precipice of fully autonomous Ai, so this week as its Rudi's birthday we get extremely wonky and try to tackle the complicated issue of artificial intelligence and its current threat to humanity along with our usual bizzzz. Enjoy the show!
Donald Trump, Cheese Kebabs, and the Temparature of Farts as they leave the body.
Welcome back to the latest edition of NAA!
This week we learn how to rob trollys from supermarkets without even needing a quid thanks to DAMON from Warwickshire submission, we also talk about cheese kebabs, bring science to the forfront and share the latest data of the temparature of farts as they exit your batti and have some discussions on Donald Trump and his current legal case. And much MUCH more!
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0:45 - On a NAA Safari.
1:12 - What we have been up to this week.
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