Florida Stories

A couple of gator attacks, a couple of food attacks, and advice on what happens when you wake up with a stranger in your bed holding a machete.

If you see a drunk grandma passed out in a golf cart in the middle of an interstate, it might be time to take away her Fireball. 

Naked man gets his arm bitten off by a gator, and you're probably not shocked there's some sketchy folks doing crazy things at a pawn shop parking lot.

A family has to abandon their log at Splash Mountain, a Florida lady gets eaten by an alligator, and a guy gets killed with an axe.

A lesson on how to properly kill your neighbor's chicken, and one of those horrific-but-kinda-funny obituary of a Florida Man who does seem to be well liked.

We got a bucket of urine, an argument about foreskin, and a high dollar art forgery.

Do not flash cash on social media, and do not name your kid LaGenius.

Some Florida lady marries her stepfather, murders him, and then searches a dating app over his dead body.

The first fatal game of disc golf in Florida Stories® history, two public sex stories, and a fist fight between 80 somethings.

Featuring the pantless guy, the speedo guy, and methed up trucker... and then it gets weird.

Hear about a sheriff making jokes at a press conference, a pregnant lady knocking over cups, a drunk cop who looks like Miss Universe, and a dinosaur in your swimming pool.

Experience a Florida miracle, a Florida tragedy, and how some fraud is ripping off the Boy Scouts.

There IS such thing as TOO much fun at Disneyworld. Hear about a brutally honest cop, an immigrant OnlyFans success story, and a lost leg.

We've got whites gone wild, violent lesbians, a pedo in the woodchipper, and you are guaranteed to be 3% dumber after listening to this episode.

Check out the battle of Pythons vs Bobcats, a new leader for a pack of monkeys, three way sex, and the worst driving instructor ever.

We have animal attacks from a tigers, alligators, and a hawk. Find out how to get gas for free!

I find it hard to believe you can't sell a monkey to Chris Brown in Florida

We have a sexy elderly pickpocket, a neighbors' feud that ends with an errant deuce, and a new Florida Stories® record for consecutive tazes.

There's drugs, sex, love, hate, and a machete attack at a Waffle House.

Hear about a naked drunk lady, escaped alligator, stolen science fair project, and death by a drawbridge

How drunk could the bus driver possibly be?

A father-son fishing trip gets ruined by a carcass. Operation Swipe Left for Meth is a success.

Learn innovative ways to get arrested. What is the deal with all the bear attacks?

Florida man loses a bunch of money in crypto so he kidnaps and tortures the dude who gave him bad advice.

What does a headless alligator carcass and a decapitated horse's head have in common? When your dad offers to buy you a TV, you should NOT beat him to death.

There's a multimillionaire dog in Florida that bought Madonna's old house. The deadliest tree in the world is in Florida.

A Florida miracle that's wrapped inside another Florida miracle. There's a bridge in Florida where cars keep bursting into flames.

Florida man who lives in a trailer park with his mom chokes her out like Deebo in Friday.

Florida man murdered over a cat. Florida man is killed while watching TV when a Tesla falls through the roof.

Can a feral chicken REALLY be stolen? You know what it means when you have to put a game camera in your horse's stable.

What does the fox say... when he's rabid?

How many times can you drive through the same toll plaza while pleasuring yourself before you get arrested?

A Florida teenager escapes a police standoff when they are distracted by a naked woman on a golf cart.

It's illegal to kill an alligator with a lawnmower, a police chase wrecks 12 cars, and conjugal visit story.

The good news is there a naked woman on your plane. The bad news is there's a naked woman on your plane. A murder is seen live on a Zoom meeting.

A moped, a toilet camera, and a passed out woman in a wheelbarrow.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Is it possible for a gas station owner to NOT know what a swastika means?

This may be the ugliest female mug shot in Florida history. What would you do if you found a naked woman in your pool?

Why would a shirtless white guy want to wrestle an alligator at a miniature golf course? Me the king of coprolites (Coprolites are fossilized doo doo). The police are going undercover in an ice cream van to give away ice cream.

Introducing the new piece of studio equipment to Florida Stories: the Pedo Woodchipper 3000! The naked lady who trashed the Outback Steakhouse a couple weeks ago (Episode 102) has a real peach of an ex husband.