Recine Time
Huevos Congelados
The boys are back. AOC freezes her eggs. Iran issues a warning. Sean presents a case for Tyler Robinson.
Clucktober 7th
Mike and his producer talk business. A horrible act of antisemitism occurs at Burger King. We take a look at this Lindsay Clancy story.
Dirty Beads
Mike gets in front of something. Jared Leto is back in the news. Mike takes a look back at covid and gets a little H word for his wife.
The Podyssey
This month is my Odyssey. Zohran can't arrest Bibi. I understand my responsibilities as a hater.
Lindsey's Yams
Michele is sick but not that kind. Culture is all fake and bad now. Lindsey Graham goes to hell and does unspeakable things with women.
Ban Ray-Ban Meta Glasses & the Limits of Jesus's Wisdom
Mike has a nepo baby moving client. A kid was eaten by dogs. Mike discusses this and more, including smoking crack, his dad's complicated relationship with Jesus, the scam economy, and the evil glasses being peddled by Kylie Jenner.
DSA Sweep, End of AIPAC, Birthday Within Limits, Deb's Betrayal
America is being taken over by Islamic style communism and the movement needs a leader. Some people are saying it’s the end of AIPAC. Mike does just enough birthday celebrating, unlike some other guy. Deb betrays Mike in a dream.
Iran so far I’m gay?
Elon Musk becomes a trillionaire following the record-breaking public debut of SpaceX on the Nasdaq. Critics and retirement fund managers argue this forces everyday investors to bear the risk of a highly speculative, heavily valued asset. We try to sell a table on Facebook marketplace. Mike looks back on the Oslo accords and Everybody Loves Raymond.
The Goys are Back in Town
Scott and Sean come in for some sweet riffs. Iran shot down an Apache helicopter. Knicks are in the playoffs. And we cover a “special” conversation this week about the sanctity of life. #OFS
Sexting is for Goys
Welcome to Recine Time. A landlord pushes a tenant to the brink. More guys are getting harassed by their bosses. Mike has no choice but to learn about Graham Platner.
Suicide Pods Save America
Some good things are coming Mike’s way. Another white guy stuck in a cave.
Male Lonliness ft. Johnny Salami
Humanity is headed down a dark road. People are falling in love with their chat bots and then doing self harm. But on today’s episode Mike is joined by Johnny Salami to solve the loneliness crisis and fix our men once and for all.
Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
Alejandra comes back to share some tips on how to reduce your grocery bill. AI finds new ways to be evil. We lib out a little about Obama and muse on a story more evil than Sandy Hook.
Recine Time at Home
A special solo ep at home.
Hooker T. Washington
Mike follows a breaking story. Hooker begs to be back on the show. Mike says ok even though he’s not sure if she can read. We share our thoughts on Robert Moses and Booker T Washington.
I'd rather cover my hair than sell my pussy ft. Jennifer Koonings
Mike sits down with psychiatric nurse practitioner and sexual assault forensic examiner Jennifer Koonings for a conversation about being Stop Antisemitism's "antisemite of the week," the October 7th "mass rape hoax," her trip to Iran, and more.
On the Load Again ft. Andy Haynes
Mike heads up to Boston with comedian and divorcee Andy Haynes for a quick job. Michele interrupts the show to yell at Mike. We riff about being cucked and getting divorced.
Mom's Body Count, Nation of Islam, Autism, Oh My ft. Na'im Ali
Iran agrees to a ceasefire. Are strippers dogs or are they cats? Mike and joined by comedian and podcaster Na'im Ali, and they discuss Farrakhan, how to raise sons, and if nukesRfake. Plus some insight into the meme warfare Mike uses on his wife.
Mike Has Friends
Mike is joined by Nick Viagas and Lauren LeRoux. Mike reveals to the haters that he does have friends. The gang shares some Charlie Kirk theories and revisits the Leo Frank case. America is your mom with BPD. Mike tries to understand big tech. Bomb dogs dont make mistakes.
STANDING ON BUSINESS / An Alliance with the Right
Mike tries to find Jesus, then Mike tries to build an alliance with the right. Let us know how we did!
BRBibi
Is Bibi dead? Is Jack Harlow black? Has Zohran cucked too soon? Al Qaeda and ISIS are giving nepo baby? We tackle the tough questions.
Late Boomers ft. Jessica Burbank
Mike brings his cousin Chas back on the show to warn him about the Iran war. Mike has an idea to help the people of God. Jessica Burbank calls in and answers Mike’s questions about economic collapse and a world without Boomers.
Ayatollah in my Soul-a
We're at war with Iran. Politicians don't send their kids to war. But there was one who did. And who was the Ayatollah really?
Snow Justice Snow Peace
It’s open season on cops. Mike dips his toe in private equity.
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105 - Ew-ssolini!
Mike looks back on the death of Mussolini and has a few ideas on how to avoid a major cheating scandal. Deb made Mike install a baby gate.
103 - Conspiracy Facts No Cap
World run by secret shadowy elite ??? Can you believe it??? Mike talks about the Epstein files and that stupid conspiracy pyramid from 2021.
101 - Cyber Hooker, ICE Kidnappings, Liberals with Guns
Plus the best part of being a dad.
099 - Seeing Fed
I guess we're all feds.
097 - Ruling Class Plot to Divide Us Exposed
Mike Recine comes clean about something really embarassing. The ruling class wants you divided into two camps. Cornel West is letting you down. Barack Obama is in for a rude awakening at the zoo.
095 - Hard Power?
Mike encounters white Latinos, teaches Michele about grilling, and maybe he actually does love this country.
094 - Ian Carolling Through the Night
Mike talks about male lonliness, capitalism, and Shein influencers. We're Ian Carolling through the night. Happy Holidays folks. Respect women, kiss your wife.
092 - Rest in Grease
Joe Rogan & McDonalds's are both part of a secret plan to make you dumb. Something's up with that Australian guy. PDF comedian Jerry Seinfeld has some interesting ideas. Happy Hannukah. We are Mike Recine.
090 - Zohran Capitulations, Nick Fuentes & Leather Daddy Al Pacino ft. Will Menaker (Chapo Trap House)
Will Menaker (Chapo Trap House) confronts Mike about his mustache man praise (apparently he wasn't actually a funny guy?) and talks about Zohran's police chief, Nick Fuentes, and some of his favorite movies.
088 - Hitler's TikTok Era, Ben Shapiro at the Theater, & More
Ben Shapiro is excellent at reviewing musical comedy. The red pill masculinity that is so popular with Gen Z is probably just a bunch of right wing closested homosexuals. And why is Hitler trending on TikTok right now?
086 - Thanksgiving with a Hooker
Mike spends family time time with his wife, his son, and his special hooker friend. Blippi is unsettling and Ms. Rachel has been scorned by the Upper West Side. Consider reminding your relatives what Obama and Clinton did to Gaddadi at Thanksgiving this year.
084 - PDF Files Stick Together
Kamala Harris attones for her sins. And as more Jeffrey Epstein information emergers, Mike Recine wonders what trafficking even is, asks why certain types of people stick together, and tries to organize a new political party.
082 - United Pigs of Americucks
Al Qaeda visits the U.S. and plays basketball with White House officials. Millennials are the biggest losers of all time. Mike sniffs out a rat in his family.
080 - Filling the War Hole
Mike talks about the New York Jets, Dick Cheney dying, Hooters going conservative, and filling the war hole with a furry tail.
079 - Morons n' Zohrans
Mike talks about hot girls for Zohran, white guys from Ohio, and the difference Andrew Cuomo and Norman Finklestein. Then friend of the show Allen Strickland Williams drops by to chat about riding the bus, getting scammed, and Curtis Sliwa’s wife.Buy Allen Strickland Williams’s album here: https://www.allenstricklandwilliams.com
077 - Don't Drop Out Mr. Sliwa
Mike Recine talks about the establishment pressuring Sliwa to drop out to usher in a Cuomo victory, doing laundy while attending a PTA meeting, and why Elmo's wife needs to shut her mouth. He also asks if we should get money out of politics explores the under-considered perspective of the rich people who influence elections -- they have feelings too. And if anyone should drop out it's Cuomo because he sexually harasses everyone.