Blood $atellite
Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.
Muslim R*pe Gangs is Epstein for Nazbols Groyper
Dimes and Judas discuss the race riots in Belfast associated with a Sudanese man attempting to behead someone in public, thrilling conclusion to America’s Non-War with Iran, and Indians believing White names are porn titles. After an extensive discussion on the Rape Gang Inquiry Report released by Restore Britain, they review the book “Identity and Control: How Social Formations Emerge” by Harrison C. White. A foundational text in network sociology, it seeks to explain how identities – especially in the modern era – form due to conflict and social uncertainty as a form of control. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepr...
How Would you Feel if you Didn't (Generational Penis Game) (Waisian Gattaca) This Morning?
Dimes and Judas discuss AI hitting blue collar trades, the murder of Henry Nowak by Indian Liars, and barely avoiding a big circus filled with monsters. After sharing a story of how the pedophilia discourse finally hitting homeless schizos, they review the second volume of Whitney Webb’s “One Nation Under Blackmail.” This explores the obscured rise of Jeffrey Epstein and establishes his relationship with both intelligence agencies and wealthy Zionists, placing him within the much older system described in the previous book. How does this all fit together? Now you can know for real! Lastly, on this episode of The...
The Paradigm that Cried Wolf in Huhmocracy Manifest
Note: this episode had extremely poor audio for Dimes. It was able to be restored with AI but there will be some inconsistences. Dimes and Judas discuss the benefits and drawbacks of massive datacenters, the puzzling return of Peepee Poopoo Man, and the chud teenagers who shot a Hitler Muslim in the Terrorism Mosque. After glancing at the developing story of the White Rosa Parks – Chud the Builder – as he fights for his life in court, they build into a review of the book “One Nation Under Blackmail” Volume 1” by Whitney Webb. This first volume follows the Epstein Scandal all the wa...
The Goyverment has sent 6 Gorillon Messages Informing Me the Slopmoids Demand Streamrot
Dimes and Judas discuss a JPMorgan analyst making an outrageously false sexual assault claim against his girlboss, the inept Indian truck driver responsible for the Humboldt Broncos crash avoiding deportation, and the alleged Carney Pivot restoring Canadian sovereignty. After accounting the recent coordination of Age Verification laws being pushed across the Western world, they review the book “Secret Wars: Covert Conflict in International Politics” by Austin Carson. The book explains the ways powerful states covertly participate in foreign wars, how these secretly conduct these secret conflicts, and the logic behind keeping the public unaware. Lastly, on this edition of The...
Genderplonked Milflennials are a Product of Late Stage Liberalism
Dimes and Judas recap The April Event recently held in Toronto, discuss Infowars being taken over by The Onion, and the Pragmata pdophilia accusations. After exploring Kash Patel’s FBI issuing indictments on the SPLC for infiltrating Far Right groups, they switch lanes to review “Spy Schools: How the CIA, FBI, and Foreign Intelligence Secretly Exploit America's Universities” by Daniel Golden. The book explains how government intelligence units both foreign and domestic have infiltrated America’s top schools to steal intellectual property and recruit students to become spies. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Max Gene...
The Schismatic Bogdanoff Mormons Agree With Me That There's a Shape to this Dealspace
Dimes and Judas discuss the latest civilization-ending accusations surrounding the newly-admitted War in Iraq, Chinese villagers eating what they believe to be dragon bones, and Kristi Noem’s bimbofication pervert husband putting the woke away. After dissecting the story of Australia’s most decorated soldier Ben Roberts-Smith being jailed for alleged war crimes, they review the book “By Way of Deception: The Making and Unmaking of a Mossad Officer” by Victor Ostrovsky. The author recounts his life story as a Canadian recruited into Israel’s intelligence network, how he was trained, and Israel’s secret opinion of the rest of the world...
An Era Defining Midwit in this Century of Game
Dimes and Judas discuss the sudden and inexplicable rise of Professor Jiang, the recent Louis Theroux documentary on the Redpill Manosphere, and the popularity of Fractional White-Collar Work. Somewhere after opining on whether video games can be considered art. They then review the autobiography “White Nggers of America” by Pierre Vallières, a notorious leader of the FLQ. In it he explores his life story, his radical Marxist worldview, and his general disgust towards the people of Quebec.
Timestamps:
00:30 – Bringing Multiple Presents to a Child Birthday Party is Terrorism
03:28 – We’ve Never Started a Random Wa...
There are No Simulationists in Prostate Cubening Wards
Dimes and Judas assess the recent developments in the 2026 Israeli-Iranian War, the death of hack fraud groundhog Wiarton Willie, and the controversy surrounding Canada’s new anti-hate bill C-9. After exploring the limitations of shippable microfactories, they review the book “October Crisis, 1970: An Insider’s View” by William Tetley. Here a liberal journalist recounts his experiences during the fall of the Quebec separatist group Front de libération du Québec in 1970 after a decade of kidnappings, bombings, and murder. It is contrasted against the IRA in Ireland and explores how this Marxist revolutionary group collapsed far more spectacularly.
Time...
Underpants Gnome Chomsky Crip Walking Through the Epstein Files Like a Damn Fool
Dimes and Judas discuss the international incident caused by a man with Tourette’s screaming slurs at the BAFTA awards, increasingly ominous conflict surrounding Iran and claims of nuclear armament, and a wave of anarchistic cartel violence in Mexico caused by the killing of the leader of the CJNG cartel. They then review the book “Michael Collins and the Anglo-Irish War” by J.B.E. Hittle. Building off the last book covering the activities of the IRA, this investigates the earlier years of their formation and especially their relationship with their political arm Sinn Féin, centering on the enigmat...
There’s No Seinfeld After 9/11
Dimes and Judas discuss the latest trans school shooter in British Columbia, the Bad Bunny Superbowl performance, and Trump’s Venezuela immediately shipping oil to Israel. After exploring the new British Columbia separation movement, they side into a review of “Bandit Country: The IRA & South Armagh” by Toby Harnden. This is a history of the least controllable area during the War of Irish Independence against England, its ruler Tom “Slab” Murphy, and the internal schisms that lead to the downfall of the IRA. They also ask the question: what makes Ireland to unique, and can the IRA be replicated elsewhere...
From Clown World to Slop World into Huh World
Dimes and Judas discuss the generational crashout of Elijah Schaffer, the downfall of the latest Virginwhore Sarah Stock, and the latest round of Epstein Documents implicating some surprising individuals. They then segue into a review of the book “Maximum Canada: Toward a Country of 100 Million” by Doug Saunders. This explores the reasoning behind the Century Initiative and the goal of getting Canada’s population to at least 100 million, largely through immigration but otherwise in the interest of creating an economic base to stand apart from America. Does this plan make sense? Listen now dummy!
Timestamps:
07:29 – Nickles...
BSNL29: How Doomed is Canada?
Dimes and Judas run through a list of recent events that could spell the total collapse of Canada. Invasion, implosion, financial collapse, Being Even More Chinese, what do the next 3 years hold? Is this a cope session or savage grabass? They will also discuss Iran being a stargate and women with Erika Kirk Syndrome. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on Myth of the 20th Century with friend of the show StormyWaters to discuss Canadian History, Venezuela being conquered by America, and the logic driving America integrating Greenland.
Stream begins at 13:08
YEAR OF THE CRASH IN
Dimes and Judas discuss the death of Scott Adams and the death of Renee Good at the hands of an ICE Agent. After covering an article by “Men and the City” on the Global Margin Call that is resulting in Canadian real estate holdings being frozen by banks, the boys review the book “A History of Canada in Ten Maps: Epic Stories of Charting a Mysterious Land” by Adam Shoalts. Here they discuss the wild adventurers who filled in the map of Canada, giving special focus to early encounters with Aboriginal tribes, their wars, their cultures, and their savage ways.
Accelerationism Wears a Toga, Mr. Hitler
Dimes and Judas discuss the civilizational consequences of pirate moms making diet coke chicken and Trump’s brazen abduction of Venezuela’s president Nicolas Maduro. After exploring the globally cataclysmic Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation (ECDO) theory, they begin their review of the book “The Dawn of Canadian History” by Stephen Leacock. This short analysis from the early 20th century gives an overview of the varying Aboriginal tribes found in Canada, what level of societal advancement they were at, and what could be expected from forging relationships with them. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we present the audio...
BSNL28: OneBC Xtreme
Dimes and Judas discuss the implosion of the OneBC Party and do a live review of the short TVO documentary "What's Fueling White Nationalism in Canada?" They will also discuss the limits of the Patronagepill and a recent viral clip starring The Collinses about whether race is genetic. It's the first stream of consequence in 2026! Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on Based Maidens to discuss the "Paving Over the Public" documentary released last year, tease what can be expected from the followup, and catch up with what has traspired with Canadian mass migration since...
6 Million D Chess is Priced In to Joevernomics
Dimes and Judas discuss two recent shootings, the Hannukah massacre in Bondi and the Brown University incident involving the leader of the campus Republicans, especially as it pertains to relations with Muslims in the West. After investigating the practice of Izzat in caste-based Indian culture, they conduct a review of two books relating to Canadian sovereignty: “The Vanishing Country” by Me Hurtig and “Freedom Wears a Crown” by John Farthing. Attacking the problem from opposing directions, the former is a Liberal’s perspective on how democracy can flourish, with the latter being a defense of monarchism and a treatise against in...
BSNL26: Chumpgod Transhearts Media Literacy
After a shocking hiatus, Blood $atellite returns to discuss the secret Native American roots of Islam and a very special edition of "Lauren Southern: BITCH WATCH!" Then on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes meets with the prolific Devon Stack (Blackpilled) to engage in a pop quiz on the most optimistic strategies to fix society and how they are either misguided or doomed.
Stream begins at 09:09.
Time is a PAWG Circle
Dimes and Judas discuss a recent glowing exposé from the Canadian Anti Hate Network, more Epstein email links that implicate Trump, and the epidemic of contractors charging too much for home renovations. Then after speaking on the slow normalization of chemtrail disclosure, they begin their review of “Silent Surrender: The Multinational Corporation in Canada” by Kari Levitt. Written in the 1970s, it explores the economic war between Canada and the United States in the form of corporate takeovers and the surrender of sovereignty through the branch plant system, largely driven by forces within Canada. Lastly, on this edition of The C...
I Have A Mouth And I Must Relax
Dimes and Judas discuss Canada passing a Bill that allows unlimited unrestricted chain migration, the consequences of Third World Communist Mamdani achieving the mandate of the people to rule New York City, and the recent sweeping land claim victory of Aboriginals in British Columbia that may put private homeowners on the street. After providing an overview of the wealth of untapped natural resources held hostage by the ineptest political apparatus on Earth, they begin a review of “The Fight for Canada: Four Centuries of Resistance to American Expansionism” by David Orchard. This book recounts the long history of American Mani...
BSNL#26 - SinO'tooleist Robotheism
Dimes and Judas discuss Erin O'Toole at war with Canadian Nationalism, the Sad Cult of Robotheism, a report by RAND about the future of Chinese/American relations, and lastly a test of how the average radical might engage rhetorically with a dope on the street! Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes meets with Canadian engineer and political commentator MartyUpNorth to discuss the technology sector in Canada, how to survive the Canadian outdoors, and the unique form of politics emerging from Alberta.
Stream begins at 10:39.
CONFESSIONS OF A SLOPULIST DARKETER
Dimes and Judas discuss the controversial Young Republican group chat leaks and juxtapose that against the even more controversial instances – and defenses – of “cunnyposting” throughout many sectors of the Dissident Right. They then review the book “The Grasshopper: Games, Life, and Utopia” by Bernard Suits, a philosophical investigation into the nature of games and how they constitute the entire human lived experience. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we are featuring Dimes speaking to Last Things to the recently-released 2023 Last Picture Shows Film Festival. The movie under investigation is David Lynch’s “Inland Empire.”
Timestamps:
00:19 – Brin...
Worcestershire Sauce Tastes Like I Hardly Knew Her
Dime and Judas discuss the recent conversation between Nick Land and Aleksandr Dugin, a Canadian man imprisoned for online antisemitism, and Bridgette Macron’s genitals being challenged in French court. After exploring the clandestine legal PR group Wren Collective, they launch into a review of a delightfully incoherent conspiracy PDF of unknown origin titled “Noah’s Ark to SS Atlantis II.” This document explains how the world will be cleansed by paranormally influenced elites situated in the Earth’s poles, the planet kept in stasis by the Amish, and ultimately create the seed of the Next Eternity. Lastly, on this editi...
BSNL25: Extremism in Canada
Dimes and Judas discuss the brutal sociopolitical hypocrisy of comedians attending a Saudi comedy festival, old liberal women preparing for civil war, and two separate medias (from Real Talk Ryan Jespersen and Sam Cooper's The Bureau) concerning extremism on both the Left and Right proliferating Canadian institutions. It's all connected, but ae YOU? Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we have the audio recording of a recent panel titled "How to Take Down an NGO." Dimes is joined by Yuri Bezmenov, Reactionary Reading Law, and Ben Fleming to investigate the structure of NGOs and explore legal ways...
To Make a Societylette You're Gonna Have to Break a Few Libggs
Dimes and Judas discuss the bewildering narrative aftermath of the Charlie Kirk assassination, Christopher Cantwell’s generational gay crashout, and the Night of Long Cries getting late night hosts fired. They then delve into the riveting book “The Master and His Emissary” by Iain McGilchrist. Investigating with the hemispheric functioning of the brain, his theory states this conflict shaped Western culture since the time of Plato, further explaining way the modern world is changing. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with famed Canadian creator Wilhelm Apologist on why democracy has failed in Canada and his recent...
Stomp Clap Prayer Emoji
Dimes and Judas discuss the public assassination of Charlie Kirk and the racially targeted murder of Iryna Zarutska. After recapping the ongoing fiery youth revolt occurring in Nepal, they launch into a review of the book “Reality: From Metaphysics to Metapolitics” by Wynand De Beer. In it the South African writer makes a case for Hellenism uniting Eurasia in a multipolar world by tracing the Indo-European lineage back into ancient history. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes brings together Theron Livres-Maudits and Fansy, two members of the very special book club Dimes has been stealing from for...
Small Tube Staccato Thralls: Observed Porcelain Edition
Dimes and Judas give a debrief of their recent eCeleb camping trip, the Raise the Colours anti-immigration protest in Australia, and the 7 AfD candidates who have died under mysterious circumstances. After priming the audience with some savage opinions on the Multipolarity movement, they review the book “Why the West Can’t Win” by Fadi Lama which details why the Western world is doomed while the Third World will achieve dominance through wheat and steel production. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes was invited to speak with Ourospost to review the book “Redemption and Utopia: Jewish Libertarian Thought...
BSNL24: A [Nothing] About [Show]
We're talking WNBA dildos, the Return to the Land movement, all that Tucker Carlson CIA stuff, and we will watch this banned documentary titled "HATE" about racial activism in Canada. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Daniel Tyrie, the founder of The Dominion Society which endeavours to push the political legitimacy of remigration and Heritage Canadian identity.
Stream begins at 08:49.
BSNL23: Helldivers 2
This is our first gaming livestream, and we're playing Helldivers 2. We will be discussing several topics in an stream-of-consciousness unprecedented in the B$EU. Coverage include reviewing that Mehdi Hassan/Groyper debate, Curtis Yarvin interviewed by the Red Scare gals, and whether the Aryan physical ideal even makes sense from a High Value Male archetype.
Stream begins at 11:31.
Robbing a Blood bank for Financial AIDS
Dimes and Judas discuss the danger of MAGA people making themselves slaves to Trump, the intersection of lesbian porn and model train autism, and the insane power centralized in global credit companies. This builds into a discussion of “Leviathan and its Enemies” by Sam Francis, a classic describing how the modern societal configuration around the power of mass and scale birthed an elite that devoured the bourgeoisie, and how the West is slowly exiting that revolution. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes was hosted by Astral Flight Simulation to help explain the connection between MKUltra assassins and...
Mario Kant Says Santa Claus Has No Skeleton
Dimes and Judas discuss the societal implications of Will Stancil being sexually assaulted by AI, Curtis Yarvin advising Elon Musk on his political ambitions, and Trump jerking everyone regarding the release of the Epstein Files. After a quick episode of Lauren Southern: B*TCH WATCH, they slide into a review of “Frictionless Markets” by Jack Buffington. There he forecasts a possible supply chain model that removes design and mass manufacturing from the equation - and hypothetically even research and ideation - thus creating an entirely new consumer marketplace. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Jord...
Gen Y Got Mmmkay Ultra'd
Dimes and Judas discuss the closure of the Israel/Iran Improv Theatre, a study that shows dysgenic attributes are amplifying in the White population, and the inevitability of decentralized civil war in America. This leads directly into a discussion of the book “Interest and Capital: The Monetary Economics of Michal Kalecki” by Jan Toporowski. Through that they explore the circuit theory of money and how to achieve the goal of Total Employment. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with author Josh Neal on conspiracy theories, political extremism, and the twisted study of political psychology.
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BSNL22 - Episode 300 Spooktacular
It's episode 300 of the show so are reviewing some of the earliest content from the Blood $atellite back catalogue, discussing both the creation of the show and our oldest takes to see how they stack up. We also answer some viewer requests, notably who we think from our scene will be around in 100 years. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we have a recording of the "Christian Pagan Synthesis Summit" featuring Christopher Sandbatch, Fortissax, and NorthHugr. Paganism and Christianity are frequently in conflict throughout this political space. Centuries of recorded history tell of this opposition throughout Europe...
BSNL21: The TFW Ecosystem
On this one we're going to talk about the organizations pushing temporary foreign workers into Canadian industries, but we relate that to the conflict between Israel and Iran that started just as we were recording, and react to a video from the New York Times starring Fascism Experts explaining why they're fleeing America.
Stream begins at 09:49.
A Very Special Sola GPTuah
Dimes and Judas discuss the breaking news that gingers are black, Mark Carney’s depressing immigration targets, and Trump’s war on Harvard for purely Zionist reasons. After a lengthy discussion on miscarriages, they enter into a discussion of the book “Building a Ruin” by Yakov Feygin. There they learn about the history of Soviet economic reform during the cold war, the market demands that handicapped their success, and how the Communist model was forced to cynically converge towards technocracy like everyone else. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks to long-time Friend of the Show Joe Clar...
You should do THAT THING to YOU KNOW WHO
Dimes and Judas discuss Trump holding the President of South Africa to account for all the murdered Whites, James Comey announcing a new false flag with weird seashell math, and a tour through the failed scammers Dimes has known in his life. After discovering a study showing most English majors in college can’t read properly, they swing into a review of the book “Stalin's War: A New History of World War II” by Sean McMeekin. An exhaustive exploration of Stalin’s agitation of international conflict for the Soviet Union’s benefit, it lays out a model for international relations...
BSNL20: Alberta Separating From Canada
On this stream we are discussing the recent discourse surrounding Alberta separating from Canada after the LPC victory, the Canadian government turning away South African refugees, and Innuendo Studios going bankrupt which is funny and good.
Stream starts at 09:32.
You Can Just (Not) Apocalyptic Homosexual Heights
Dimes and Judas discuss the brewing war between Pakistan and India, Peter Thiel’s anti-woke university, and a sober summary of the recent Canadian election (Carneygeddon.) They then dive into a review of “Aberration in the Heartland of the Real” by Wendy Painting. A psychological mediaphysical analysis of PKC bomber Timothy McVeigh, it sifts through the various motivations to the plot and the culpability of the government through PATCON infiltration. Lastly, on this episode of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on “The Christian Ghetto” hosted by Kruptos where they discuss the corruption of faith by technic and how to create a m...
Bucceesian overLARPing Magisteria
Dimes and Judas discuss a government plot to dim the sun with chemtrails, the Pope being assassinated by JD Vance, and our alleged arrival at the Dead Internet Theory tipping point. After a brief investigation into the Acceleration Research Consortium, they descend into a review of “Drug Cartels Do Not Exist” by Oswaldo Zavala. Presented is an anti-neoliberal-capitalist analysis of the Mexica drug war based on the supposition that cartels are a security state invention to justify the status quo. Lastly on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes returns to The Carousel to speak with Disgraced Propagandist about the...
BSNL19: Astral Nairaland
On this episode of Blood $atellite Nights LIVE we're going to talk about a lot of non-connected things including a Vitalist who married an Alpha Woman, an incoherent African drama forum, and Chinese factories exposing the luxury goods industry.
Stream begins at 10:20.
Leaf Knife Blood Droplet Black Pregnant Man
Dimes and Judas discuss the CIA developing wooly mammoth resurrection technology, the fallout of Trump’s Liberty Day Tariff Assault, and Million Dollar Extreme’s live comedy show in Oshawa. Somewhere after reviewing the bartender’s guide to Semenology, they launch into a review of “El Narco: Inside Mexico's Criminal Insurgency” by Ioan Grillo. Here they investigate not only the complex history of the Mexican drug trade but also the claim that it is both the invisible hand of the market market and the criminalization of drugs that causes the death cult terrorist beheadings. Lastly on this very special Copepranos...