The Chronicles of a Mad Asian

“But aren’t random conversations what this podcast is about?” Um… yes. Free yourself. Go to a happy hour and talk to a stranger. You’ll be surprised what comes out after a few cocktails.

Pssst… Didn’t you know this is most of our podcast topics come?

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Think about how adults interact with each other and reverse it. What I can say, swinging has two very different definitions to a kid and an adult.

Finding new friends? “Hey, let’s hang out.” vs. “Will you be my friend?”

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What is one simple phrase you could say to someone that can literally explain everything about you?

Mine? Early bedtime. Enough said. HAHA!

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This time it’s Filipino vs Chinese. We just wanted to eat what all the white kids were bringing to school for lunch. LOL!

And no. I don’t have a rice cooker so stop judging.

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Admit it… You know you have your own house rules.

Do you wear your shoes on the couch? Do you blast water when the sink is on? Do you drink out of a mile jug? Do you adjust a friend’s A/C unit?

You do you at your OWN house, Boo! LOL

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Are you that person that just CAN’T keep your mouth shut? HAHA! But sometimes, things just need to be said. Like without a filter.

We know it’s not about us, but it can sure be freeing to say what’s on your mind.

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We’ve narrowed it down to personality types. And depending on the type, depends on why they might say…

Which one is your type? There's nosey, flirty, silent (but efficient), chaotic pourer, slutty, shakers, witty, etc.

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Step 1: Wake up and pee (check). Step 2: Take a shower (check). Step 3: Brush your teeth (check). Step 4: Put your face on and get ready (check).

Sound familiar? Bet, your routines just might have a little different… spice.

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But are you? HAHA! Sorta kinda? HAHA!

People can be ridiculous. Just have to Miyagi-son these bishes sometimes. I honestly can’t stop laughing about some of our stories. So yes... Sometimes you are the a**hole. Enough said.

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Normal doesn’t exist anymore. There are no more “rules” that define what your relationship has to be… or should be.

Times have changed. Each relationship is customized. Just focus on being happy. Not judgement.

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Our Season 4 finale! Omg! This episode makes us laugh so hard. And we sang lot throughout the episode. Hope you can reminisce with us. Memories and feelings that go deep.

If only we could be making mixed cassette tapes off the radio again with our boom box…

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How many of you have done some dumb ass shit, in your younger years? E.v.e.r.y.o.n.e. Have any REGRETS? Or do you still DENY to this day?

Nothing like a good prank call on a land line! Remember *69?

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Driving lane rules still apply at the grocery store. For those with road rage, ever intentionally bump your cart with someone else’s (just to make a point)? HAHA!

Grocery store etiquette is a real thing. Can we shop with horns, please?

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Driving lane rules still apply at the grocery store. For those with road rage, ever intentionally bump your cart with someone else’s cart (just to make a point)? HAHA!

Grocery store etiquette is a real thing. Can we shop with horns, please?

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Ever have random thoughts at the doctor’s office, while waiting for your doctor to show up? No? Of course, you do... Don’t lie. Your doctor is probably judging you (in their head) while you’re talking about your digestive issues. LOL!

I. Love. Random. Shit.

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Is “asshole” considered a personality type? I would hope that… you have enough emotional intelligence to know, when you meet someone who is completely F’g bonkers… they’re F’g bonkers.

Take THAT for a potential run-on sentence. IYKYK.

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This isn’t just about a one-night stand… (I lie - there were some of those nights).

Throwback to late nights of massive alcohol consumption and smeared mascara! But I did learn something new about a humid “post-coital” experience.

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This one is deep. Everyone should experience loss. It’s an experience I’ve had too many times.

To feel the pain and sorrow, where it literally hits you down to your core. It makes you realize what is important.

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Inquiring minds want to know… what the H. E. double hocky sticks do you pack while you travel?

Are you the one who checks in 3 BIG ass bags for one weekend? LOL WHY? What’s in your bag?

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Love them? Or hate them? I'm talking about birthday parties, anniversaries, baby showers, weddings, etc. There’s more… but you just have to listen. I guess I’m just a pessimist. LOL

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What I can say is, if someone disrespects my boundaries, communication ends. Don't care how long we've known each other. Protecting my peace is more important than being around drama.

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Sometimes it’s the little things in life.

It’s hard sometimes to pause, take a step back and look at the simple things in life that bring you SO MUCH joy. Butterflies fluttering in my back yard bring me joy. Now, it’s your turn. What makes you smile?

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Coco Puff is back to give us an update… and WOW… her online dating shenanigans are eye opening! You never know who you’re going to run into someone from your past, again. 😂😂

And this is why I’m NEVER leaving my husband!

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You ever go out by yourself and talk to random strangers? Strangers always feel compelled to tell me their secrets. HAHA! Like, for real, for real.

But why do we love it so much? Cause it’s like a one-night stand with no expectations.

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I will be the first to say it… Hi, my name is Lulu and my husband loves our pets more than me.

We don’t have kids. We didn’t want kids. But our pets are our kids. At least our pets don’t talk back and we don’t have to pay for college.

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Whose side are you on when your friend goes through a divorce? What about when you decide to divorce a friend? Or, when a friend decides to divorce you?

Sometimes, people just don’t have anything in common anymore.

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Power… there’s a price for fame… Would you sell your soul for money? A better question is, would your parents sell your soul for their fame and money? After our podcast, I feel like I need to rinse off! Yuck-Yuckity-Yuck. Lulu Sun cannot be bought!

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O.M.G. Where do we begin? All I’m saying is… if you smell something funky that doesn’t smell right in someone’s home (like rotting body parts), I’m betting there’s a dead body there.

That’s all.

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Common airplane etiquette is a thing. But, do you share the same airplane rules as your neighbor? HAHA!

I don’t know about you; I see a lot of plumber’s crack when people board the plane. I guess this is a “plus” when you sit in an isle seat. LOL

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MY money vs. OUR money (rolling my eyes). They say… the average US income is $60k. The average savings account is $6k.

Adulting sucks. LOL Do you know what your magic number is for you need to live comfortably?

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Leaving dishes in the sink overnight... Showering every other day… Throwing your sweaty clothes on the floor… Mopping the floor every day… Not showering after your daily workout…

Nah. Your significant other is just probably OCD. LOL!

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Everyone has their own definition. Whether you agree with it, or not.

When you unintentionally compare yourself to other relationships, is yours THAT bad?

Coco Puff is single again. Online dating is SCARY AF. No, I will not throw pee on you. LOL!

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Season finale, y’all! Can you believe it? One of everyone’s favorite is S1 E6: Farting. Who WOULDN’T LOVE this episode?!?! Once this song is in your head, you won’t be able to stop. You’re welcome. LOL

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Are your besties the same sex as you? Or, of the opposite sex? Feel like you purposely talk more openly with your friends vs your spouse? Let us know which side are you’re on. Raise your hand!

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Admit it. You have things you’re afraid of. The real question is, is it actually an irrational fear? Or, did your brain just make it up?

Some things we discussed are irrationally scary AF. LOL! What are you scared of?

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Are you easily offended? You may not think you are… but all it takes is that ONE comment to throw you over the edge.

It’s Mother’s Day. Families are dysfunctional AF. Trust me. You’ll be easily offended today. LOL Deep breath. Namaste.

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Slow ass drivers, leaving your blinker on, breaking for NO reason, texting and driving… Are you losing your shit already?

Put the pedal to the metal, PEEPS! And, stop road raging and laying on your honker! Enough said.

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Sometimes I wish I could collaborate with a celeb to sell something that smells like my... We’re talking about candles, incense, beer and more! I’m wondering if it’s even possible to capture the perfect floral essence of my…

Betcha didn’t see this one coming!

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When you’re in public and you look at a stranger, do you ever think random crazy shit in your head about them? Ever want to ask them a random question? Duh. We do! LOL!

I really want to know WTF is in your grocery cart. All. The. Time.

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What’s weird to you, may not be weird to others. We want to know, is your “thing” actually “weird”? LOL

Do any of these rock your boat? Smell of gasoline – Holding in your sneeze – Popping your spouse’s pimples – Dog’s tonguing your mouth – Vienna sausages – Jumping out of the closet to scare you – My Strange Addition

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