Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
The First 48
Empty houses, Savannah Bananas, the most embarrassing apps, Gen Z’s new problem… On the net, it's a positive. ------
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Trump at the World Cup, vacation content, the worst states, and a Waymo intervention… On the net, it's a positive. ------
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Trigger Town (w/ Brantley Gilbert)
Speedos on the beach, bar fights, a burning tour bus, and writing country music hits… On the net, it's a positive. ------
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Citizenship Red Card
America 250, women gambling, snapping pics… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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Old Intern
Solving your workplace problems… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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2:15 in the Philippines
World Cup, seatbelts, instagram gremlins, apple or fig … On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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Speaking American
Type 2 fun, judging, changing our language, and The Bible Diet… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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Line Leader (w/ Sadie Robertson Huff)
Praying for Justin Bieber, a 9 on the ACT, kindergarten line leaders, and being canceled by Beyoncé… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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White Collar Hookah
America 250, stalking, being polite to AI, and calling animal control… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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Depth Over Dopamine (w/ Josh Pate)
College football, modern day media, and untold stories… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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Stick Shift
Modes of communication, an Ella fella’s birthday party, and standing on your tippy toes as a man… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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Plumber Chic
Too early for breakfast, side chats to the group chat, being late to church, and the minimum Venmo request… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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As A Man
Laying Spirit to rest, what your coffee order says about you, the quarter zip trend, and ring by spring… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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Toes & Nails
Solo events, judging seat maps, marriage counseling, and toes and nails… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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$26 Entree
Condoleezza Rice, John’s DoorDash incident, IRS banter, and putting down the bag of rocks… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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Group Chats (w/ Derrick Stroup)
ChatGPT helping dumb people, fighting people online, and group chat dynamics… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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Bunnies & Eggs
Origins of the easter bunny, landing on the moon, going to concerts, and saying "bro"… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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Tink Tink
Ancient memes, getting replaced, post game pressers, and almost cussing… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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Not A Munchkin Anymore (w/ Brett Cooper)
Right vs Left, Brett’s first political video, indoctrination, and how to be online… On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist
The world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive. ------
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The Roast Of Net Positive
Roasting our worst takes of all time... On the net, it's a positive. ------
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Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
The state of comedy, punchlines, who is allowed on stage, and keeping your enemas closer … On the net, it’s a positive. ------
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POV Stomach
USA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive. ------
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Instrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)
Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Mental Physical Therapy
Take and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Pause All Parties
Sharing things, pausing parties, doctor families, rich kid disclaimers… On the net, it’s a positive.
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No Hang List
John’s recent vacation, having a snow car, foreign history books, making your spouse a “no hang list”, and giving to your landlord… On the net, it’s a positive.
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License To Preach
Going to a catholic church, John’s Uber battle, graduation or wedding, and places we WILL be going… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL
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...Green Room (w/ ERNEST)
All things country music, green room stories, and of course plenty of laughs to go around… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL
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Fraudanese
Internet experts, sleep supportive families, and borrowing your husband… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL
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4/11 Anaheim, CA x2
Why’s The TV Hot? (w/ Tara-Leigh Cobble)
Growing up in the church, bible versions, the origins of The Bible Recap… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN
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Holiday Quests
We’re back once again, solving your holiday problems one joke at a time… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/19 Nashville, TN
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New Creature
Solving your holiday problems, one joke at a time (with some real advice too)… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN
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Uber Ambulance
Taking hotel pillows, Chiefs Church, using an uber as an ambulance, and Gold, Glory, And Girls… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/13 - Johnstown, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 Joliet, IL 1/24 Effingham, IL 1/25 Nashville, TN 2/20 Springfield, MO 2/22 Louisville, KY 2/26 Ithaca, NY 2/27 Reading, PA 2/28 Glenside, PA 3/1 New York, NY 3/19 Milwaukee, WI 3/20 Jackson, MI 3/21 Rockford, IL 3/22 Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 Columbia, MO 3/28 Fayetteville, AR x2 3/29 Little Rock, AR 4/10 Stockton, CA 4/11 Anaheim, CA x2 4/12 Thousand Oaks, CA 4/17 Tucson, AZ 4/18 Houston, TX 5/2 Fort Worth, TX 5/3 Amarillo, TX 5/14 Wilmington, NC 5...
Load Management (w/ Carey Nieuwhof)
The State Of The Union of churches in 2025, bad Jesus interactions, Pastor load management, Going to online church, and pastors using AI… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Blood Vacation
John’s brain test, sports fan age ranges, not fitting in with the crowd, and our takes on turkey… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Coffee and Mexican (w/ Anne Wilson)
Dressing up the band, what touring life is like, the Gen Z comeback, and the current dating scene… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 - Joliet, IL 1/24 - Effingham, IL 1/25 - Nashville, TN 2/20 - Springfield, MO 2/22 - Louisville, KY 2/26 - Ithaca, NY 2/27 - Reading, PA 2/28 - Glenside, PA 3/1 - New York, NY 3/20 - Jackson, MI 3/21 - Rockford, IL 3/22 - Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 - Columbia, MO 3/28 - Fayetteville, AR 3/29 - Little Rock, AR 4/1...
Watch My Bags
Government shutdown, when moms go out of town, watching other people’s bags, and calling out gross behavior… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 - Joliet, IL 1/24 - Effingham, IL 1/25 - Nashville, TN 2/20 - Springfield, MO 2/22 - Louisville, KY 2/26 - Ithaca, NY 2/27 - Reading, PA 2/28 - Glenside, PA 3/1 - New York, NY 3/20 - Jackson, MI 3/21 - Rockford, IL 3/22 - Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 - Columbia, MO 3/28 - Fayetteville, AR 3/29 - Little Rock, AR 4...
Homeschool Transfer Portal (w/ Tim Tebow)
How Tim Tebow changed high school sports in Florida, his favorite coach stories, how our society lacks purpose, and living passionately... On the net, it's a positive
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/7 - Boise, ID 11/8 - Spokane, WA 11/9 - Tacoma, WA 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 - Joliet, IL 1/24 - Effingham, IL 1/25 - Nashville, TN 2/20 - Springfield, MO 2/22 - Louisville, KY 2/26 - Ithaca, NY 2/27 - Reading, PA 2/28 - Glenside, PA 3/1 - New York, NY 3/20 - Jackson, MI 3/21 - Rockford, IL 3/22 - Cedar Rap...
Irish Goodbye
Poor decor, having expensive taste, Primetime's prayer, and playing more or less... On the net, it's a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/7 - Boise, ID 11/8 - Spokane, WA 11/9 - Tacoma, WA 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY 1/23 - Joliet, IL 1/24 - Effingham, IL 1/25 - Nashville, TN 2/20 - Springfield, MO 2/22 - Louisville, KY 2/26 - Ithaca, NY 2/27 - Reading, PA 2/28 - Glenside, PA 3/1 - New York, NY 3/20 - Jackson, MI 3/21 - Rockford, IL 3/22 - Cedar Rapids, IA 3/27 - Columbia, MO 3/28 - Fayetteville...
