Inappropriate Quilters

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By: Leslie and Rochelle

A podcast with two quilting friends talking about all things quilting and a few things inappropriate.

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Inside the Inappropriate Quilters Retreat
#15
Today at 10:00 AM

Welcome back to another episode where we recap the latest "Inappropriate Quilters Retreat" at Osage Hills. In this post-retreat catch-up, the girls dive into the wild success of hosting 8 amazing participants. From crafting prosperity hens, mosaics, and buntings to behind-the-scenes role as a pattern tester, we kept our creative hands full. We also share Rochelle's adventures braving the chaotic lines at 7 Brew coffee shop for free t-shirts and refreshers. Plus, we pull back the curtain on what it really takes to feed a hungry crowd and manage a retreat.

But it wasn't all smooth sailing in the...


Sourdough, Swimsuits, and Sewing: Preparing for the Quilt Retreat
#14
08/08/2026

In this episode, Leslie and Rochelle catch up on their busy lives and share the behind-the-scenes preparation for an upcoming five-day quilt retreat for 11 people. Rochelle details her extensive prep work, from feeding her sourdough starter and baking fresh bread to the logistics of grocery shopping and packing ingredients using a resourceful orange lake cooler. The conversation also weaves through personal updates, including Leslie's recent garage cleanup that provided closure after a job transition, Ro's husband Lance's lakeside antics, and her ambitious family travel plans to Japan for her daughter’s 40th birthday—with the ultimate goal of helping her...


Stitching Stories and Primitive Quilting with Special Guest Julie Porter
#13
08/01/2026

In this episode, we are thrilled to sit down with the incredibly talented Julie Porter, the creative mind behind Farmhouse Cottons. Julie takes us behind the scenes of her gorgeous sewing space in Siloam Springs and shares her amazing journey into the world of primitive quilting. We chat about her mentor Sherry Payne, hilarious teaching mishaps like a literal candle fire, and the emotional connection to history and heritage that quilting brings to all of us.

We also dive deep into some fun quilting tips and techniques, from Julie’s unique right-side freezer paper appliqué method to Roc...


Stitches, Scraps, and Stories from the Road
#12
07/25/2026

Get ready for a jam-packed episode where we dive deep into the heart of the quilting community! We’re sharing all the fun details from a recent quilting retreat, including a clever UFO quilt exchange and the heartwarming project of making bears from antique scraps. Plus, Leslie opens up about her massive "spring cleaning" turned organization overhaul and the joy of passing down tools and fabric to the next generation of quilters. It’s all about clearing out the old to make room for new inspiration!

We also tackle the "not-so-seamless" side of things, from troubleshooting podcast tech...


Cuckoo Clocks and Quilt Blocks
#11
07/21/2026

In this episode, Leslie and Rochelle dive into a colorful mix of quilting updates and life adventures! From the excitement of a button project using Lori Holt fabrics to the preparation for upcoming quilting retreats in Missouri, they share their latest creative sparks. We also hear about Rochelle's mission to find rare Starbucks glass bear mugs, a surprising conversation with a tobacco distributor on a plane, and her plans for an upcoming trip to Europe to hunt for the perfect Black Forest cuckoo clock.

The conversation gets real with heart-to-heart updates on family health and the everyday...


Fireworks, Floor Seats and Fairy Dust!
#10
07/11/2026

Hold onto your sewing chairs because this episode is packed with wild holiday adventures, high-stakes ticket hunting, and a touch of real-life magic! First up, we’re breaking down the ultimate 4th of July survival guide—from dealing with thunderstorm-induced puppy drama to enjoying a front-row view of Disney’s fireworks from a presidential suite. Plus, you’ll hear the full, nerve-wracking saga of scoring floor seats to Ella Langley's sold-out Tulsa show, the independent streaks of the grandkids, and exactly how many miles your feet will endure during a non-stop Disneyland marathon (spoiler alert: it's a lot!).

But it...


Orange Peels and 1,600 Buttons
#9
07/04/2026

Welcome to another action-packed episode where we dive deep into the world of early morning gym sessions and high-stakes camper maintenance! We’re chatting about Leslie’s new 5 a.m. workout routine and the hilarious, albeit sweaty, struggle of de-winterizing a trailer in the summer heat. You’ll hear how a simple car jack became the ultimate hero for a longarm quilting machine repair. It’s all about grit, perseverance, and knowing exactly when to take a cold shower. Plus, we’re sharing some must-watch movie recommendations and the secret to cleaning pool stairs with vitamin C!

The creati...


Quilt Talk, Buc-ee’s Trips, and Coffee Bean Wisdom
#8
06/27/2026

In this episode, Leslie and Rochelle dive into a whirlwind of life updates, from surviving torrential rain commutes to navigating the "joys" of teeth whitening and new dental hygienists. We also celebrate some big news for Rochelle’s husband, Lance, as he transitions back to his favorite pipeline work just in time for July. Between dodging floodwaters and discussing the latest book reads, we find plenty of humor in the everyday chaos of life. It’s a relatable mix of professional shifts and personal hurdles that you won’t want to miss.

Then, we’re talking all things q...


Grandkids, Cinema Crafting, and Road Trip Survival Tips!
#7
06/20/2026

Welcome back to another episode where we dive deep into the colorful world of quilting and creativity. Get ready for a jam-packed session full of life updates and exciting project reveals. We’re talking about everything from my successful monovision contact lens trial—which is a total game-changer for Leslie's sewing—to the sweet moments teaching her granddaughter how to quilt on a real machine. Plus, we're sharing the scoop on a special package from John filled with the most adorable "Team Dawn" and "Team Dusk" patterns that you absolutely have to hear about!

The creative energy doesn...


The Longarm Dilemma: Is Bigger Always Better?
#6
06/13/2026

In this episode, we’re coming to you straight from the Osage Hills Retreat Center for a triple-celebration filled with pickles, swallows, and sparrows! Leslie recaps her intensive three-day workshop with Angela, sharing how she finally found the confidence to start her grandmother’s legacy quilt. We dive deep into the great longarm debate, comparing the maneuverability of the Amara 20 versus the 24 for custom work. Rochelle also shares the reality of tackling massive 112-inch quilts and her latest adventures in sourdough baking. It’s a jam-packed session full of quilting wins, "oops" moments, and plenty of laughs.

We als...


The Great Cheeto Heist
#5
06/06/2026

Get ready for a whirlwind episode where we dive into everything from technical glitches to Cheeto-based pranks! We’re kicking things off with our latest recording adventures, testing out new gear while sharing some hilarious highlights from the Hamilton pixel quilt class. Between dodging ticks in the woods and celebrating Belle’s incredible progress in her cancer treatment, this conversation is packed with heart and humor.

We also get into the nitty-gritty of quilt bindings and our favorite recent movie releases. Plus, we’re sharing details on the Brooks Bags initiative and brainstorming ways to make our local...


Stripology Secrets, Sew Ezi Tips and Mastering that 1/4 inch Seam
#4
05/30/2026

We really covered it all in this session! We kicked things off by troubleshooting our tech hurdles, from microphone placement to pesky cords, ensuring our audio is crisp for the listeners. Then, we dove deep into the magic of the Stripology ruler, sharing our best tips for stack and whack designs, panel mashups, and the secrets to perfectly pinned hexagons. It was a true deep dive into making our quilting process as efficient and fun as possible.

Beyond the fabric, we shared some essential gear finds, like those life-saving vibration pads for the Juki and the tools...


From Disney Magic to One Block Wonders
#3
05/16/2026

In this episode, the girls dive into Rochelle's recent family adventures, from navigating the TSA Care program for a smooth Disney trip to a heartwarming moment where her grand-daughter Lily shared a turkey leg with a man in need. The travel stories don't stop there, as she reflects on flight delays, California dining hits and misses, and the logistics of rescheduling long-awaited trips. We also get a behind-the-scenes look at the technical side of the quilting world during a recent retreat. Leslie shares her experiences mastering Stripology rulers and the intricate process of creating One Block Wonders.

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River Cruises and Road To Oklahoma
05/09/2026

This episode is a whirlwind tour through Leslie’s epic 8-day European river cruise, complete with Viking Cruises’ top-tier service and some emotional stops in Paris, Normandy, and Bruges. We dive into the highlights like scenic canal rides and historical chateau visits where dining history truly came to life. Of course, it wouldn't be a travel story without some drama, including flight delays and a spicy encounter with a local at a French gift shop. Leslie is already looking ahead to a 2028 Danube cruise, proving that the travel bug has officially bitten. It’s a perfect mix of cultural deep-d...


Stitches and Suitcases
05/02/2026

Content Warning: This episode contains discussions regarding sexual assault and rape in the context of the book Know My Name. Listener discretion is advised. 

Welcome back to the show where we dive deep into the world of high-stakes packing and heavy-duty quilting! Today, Leslie and Rochelle break down the ultimate strategy for a 12-day European river cruise, proving that less really is more. Rochelle drops some serious travel wisdom, challenging Leslie to ditch the heavy bags for a svelte 28-pound max checked bag. Between swapping out jeans for essential meds and extra outfits, they’re mak...


Stitches, Speed, and Zebra Desks
04/25/2026

Hi everyone, and welcome back to another crafty catch-up session where we dive deep into the world of stitches and surprises! In today’s episode, Leslie and Rochelle dish on everything from high-speed industrial sewing machine dramas to zebra-patterned desk makeovers in Texas. Leslie is currently battling a missing white wire for her new 5500-stitch-per-minute beast, while Rochelle shares tales from a "ladybug" camper and a furniture painting retreat. They explore the emotional side of creating, discussing a touching story about acrylic templates made in honor of a sweet girl named Camden. Between navigating tornado warnings and planning for a...


Anne of Green Gables Goes to Nebraska
04/18/2026

Today, we’re catching up on everything from dental checkups to high-stakes library presentations. Rochelle just returned from a Nebraska fundraiser where she stepped up as a keynote speaker to talk all things literary quilts, including that stunning Anne of Green Gables piece. We also dive into some "quilty" lifestyle updates, like Lance’s new tallow soap-making venture—which the cat, Petey, finds a little too interesting. Between vision updates and dental wins, it’s clear we’ve been busy staying sharp and healthy. We even chatted about the realities of modern parenting and how much the classroom has changed si...


Special Guest, Michelle Schneider of Malva Muse Quilt Company
04/11/2026

In this episode, Rochelle and Michelle Schneider of Malva Muse Quilt Company, take us behind the scenes of their incredible quilting friendship, and let me tell you, it is a total stitch! We dive into Michelle’s impressive background with BlockLoc and her love of pattern design. The duo shares how they met through the quilting community and have since become quite the pair. We got a sneak peek into their latest retreat adventures, where the creativity was flowing as fast as the sourdough bread was rising. It’s a heartwarming look at how a shared passion for fabric can...


Second Star to the Right: Designing Neverland
04/04/2026

In this jam-packed session, we catch up with our friend, John MacPhail from Art East Quilting Co. and we’re dishing all the details on Art East’s stunning new Peter Pan quilt, 2nd Star to the Right. We talk all about the design hurdles of mixing character scales and those gorgeous dawn and blue colorways! We also hear about the incredible collaboration with Riley Blake, the secret behind those collector-quality book boxes, and why starting with the face of a block is a total game-changer for motivation. 

The inspiration doesn’t stop there as we look ahead t...


Diamonds, Betty Crocker, and Route 66
03/28/2026

Welcome back to the stitch-side of life, where we’re diving into a whirlwind of quilting magic and road-trip adventures! From the mystery of three identical "Queen of Diamonds" quilts made with totally different techniques to the buzz about a new blue whale building on Route 66, this session was packed with inspiration. We even tackled the tough stuff, like troubleshooting finicky irons and finding the perfect starch for those crisp appliqué edges. It’s all about the joy of the craft and the cool new spots popping up in our community.

But the heart of this episode is re...


Special Guest: Jenelle Abbott, Foxy's Kits & Quilts
03/21/2026

Hi everyone! In this episode, we’re diving stitch-first into the vibrant world of modern quilting with the fabulous Jenelle Abbott, founder of Foxy's Kits and Quilts. We track Janelle’s inspiring journey from Etsy hobbyist to a burgeoning business owner, including the scoop on her highly anticipated "Son of a Nutcracker" block-of-the-month project. Between technical mic checks and hair transformation tales, the gang swaps stories about the magic of QuiltCon, the addictive fun of sticker trading, and why SewTite magnets are an absolute total game-changer for your longarm setup.

From discussing the cinematic vibes of "Project Hail...


Sourdough Bowls, Electric Cutters, and a Barry Manilow Mystery
03/14/2026

This week’s episode was an absolute feast of topics, starting with everything from managing those tricky dietary habits to the inspiring financial savvy of our younger generations. We got a fun glimpse into the world of tech with the arrival of a brand-new electric rotary cutter, which is basically the Tesla of fabric tools—talk about a great investment! The chat even spun off into celebrity news, with a hilarious detour to discuss Barry Manilow’s pop chart comeback and the impressive young Max Couture. Of course, no great conversation is complete without a debate over sourdough bread...


Hidden Gems of Montgomery County: Special Guest, Belle Brunner
03/07/2026

We just wrapped an incredible episode with the talented Belle Brunner (Seams Sew Me), and you won’t want to miss her inspiring journey from COVID-19 beginner to a professional fabric designer! She gave us the inside scoop on her debut collection, "Montgomery Mountain Charm," which is a beautiful tribute to her roots in Arkansas. We also dove deep into the world of sewing gear, comparing Juki and Bernina machines while uncovering the secret to adding knee lifts to almost any model. From vintage button collections to the decline of home economics, this conversation was packed with nostalgic stories an...


Letters, Luck and Love
02/28/2026

In this episode, Rochelle takes us on a whirlwind tour of QuiltCon, where she snagged a brand-new Bernina L890 serger and mastered some seriously cool letter templates. We dove deep into the art of the declutter, discussing how to evaluate those long-standing quilt kits and works in progress to make room for new creativity. Between hilarious stories about fabric yardage myths and a very lucky cat named Chester (or Cheeto), the energy was absolutely electric. We even got the inside scoop on some fabulous QuiltCon fashion and book recommendations that you won't want to miss. It was a heartfelt...


The Magic Touch with Guest Mac Cox of M A Couture Crafting
02/21/2026

Get ready for a burst of color and creativity as we visit with the amazing Mac! We dove deep into her transition from social work and paper crafting into the vibrant world of quilting, sparked by a life-changing trip to QuiltCon. Mac shared all the deets on her journey as a quilting influencer, traveling the country and building a fantastic community through her YouTube channel. From her love of rainbow color schemes to her signature nail art, Mac’s passion for personal expression truly shines through. We even chatted about her favorite snacks, including a popcorn recipe that sounds li...


Love Stinks (But This Episode Doesn't!)
02/14/2026

This week, the girls catch up on Galentine's. Rochelle had 2, yes TWO, Galentine's Retreats back to back and they had quite the adventures! Meanwhile, Leslie's crushing it in the quilt kit business—she sold 60 kits in record time after Angela Walters told her to go big or go home. Rochelle dropped some serious wisdom bombs about fabric cutting efficiency, including the genius hack of using custom-cut plexiglass rulers from the hardware store (mind = blown). They geeked out over custom quilting projects, including Rochelle's challenge of writing entire Jelly Roll song lyrics in cursive on a quilt (harder than it so...


Cats, Pickles, and Quilting Thrills: A Winter Adventure
02/07/2026

Welcome back to another fantastic episode of Inappropriate Quilters! This week, Rochelle and Inappropriate caught up on everything from wild weather adventures to heartwarming community connections. Despite challenging snow conditions affecting mail delivery and commutes, Leslie and family rallied together to support Sam through her recovery from a serious leg injury requiring surgery. The excitement continued with celebrations for the 100th day of school, complete with adorable personalized t-shirts for the grands! Family emergencies brought everyone closer as they navigated a late-night ER visit for vertigo, and the community spirit shone bright with plans to send Valentine's cards to...


From Quilt Coat Classes to QuiltCon Catwalks: Special Guest, Matt Harr
01/31/2026

Get ready for a fantastic deep dive into the world of modern quilting! We sat down with the incredibly talented Matt Harr, a quilt designer and instructor, who gave us the lowdown on his upcoming fabric line with QT Fabrics, set for a hot July release. Matt also spilled the beans on a massive project: organizing the first official quilt fashion show at QuiltCon in Raleigh next month! Plus, we heard all about his popular quilt coat teaching classes in Oklahoma, his work as president of the Albuquerque Modern Quilt Guild, and his efforts to make his popular quilt...


Accordions, Cuckoo Clocks and Quilt Coats
01/24/2026

This week, the girls had a whole lot of fun catching up! Rochelle took us down memory lane with a fantastic story about her college friend Jarma and her accordion skills, all while sharing the latest scoop on her clogging classes. But the excitement didn't stop there; it was a rollercoaster of credit card adventures, including a swift response to fraud and some relatable tales of less-than-stellar customer service. In the midst of all the grown-up business, there was even chat about attending the American State Fair and the logistics of getting a cuckoo clock cleaned—because who doesn't ne...


3 P's? Paper Piecing Party Coming Right Up!
01/17/2026

Hey, quilt-lovers! Get ready to dive deep into the mind of Julius from Julius Handmade! In this episode, he spills all the tea on his incredible journey, starting from making dog collars to becoming the foundation paper piecing (FPP) master we know and love. We get the inside scoop on his design philosophy, including why he’s obsessed with blender fabrics and how he miraculously keeps his projects to 20 fabrics or less! Plus, he walks us through his sewing machine setup, the real talk about binding, and where to find his awesome, beginner-friendly patterns. It’s a must-listen for anyo...


Clogs, Cookies and Chaos
01/10/2026

Hey, quilty friends! Leslie and Rochelle just had a wild chat covering everything but the kitchen sink. Rochelle is fully committed to her new life as a Clogger and Rock Climber, having danced for four hours straight and tackled a challenging climb. Meanwhile, Leslie is recovering from a baking disaster that involved a batch of burnt chocolate chip cookies. The entertainment front was equally chaotic, with a deep-dive on the book Project Hail Mary and a recommendation for the movie Song Sung Blue (yes, the one with Neil Diamond songs). They wrapped up this segment by discussing the concept...


Quilts and Rub-n-Buffing into the New Year!
01/03/2026

Howdy, Quilters! This week’s thread was packed with so many fun updates, we’re buzzing with inspiration! Leslie and Rochelle kicked things off with personal updates, including Rochelle’s recovery from ear complications and her excitement for an upcoming clogging class—time to break out those Keds! They also dished on some fabulous fabric finds, like the dreamy Double Lush Velvet from Riley Blake, and shared some insider tips on the best sewing machines to handle everything from canvas to silk. The conversation wasn't all stitches and seams, though, with a detour into classic cinema like Rebel Without a Cause...


Skating Santa, Naked Foam and Sock Monkeys
12/27/2025

Hey, quilters! This episode Is packed with updates from Leslie and Rochelle, kicking off with a fun chat about Leslie's new, fatefully-located table and chairs, perfect for future in-person podcast guests. Rochelle shared an update on her brave beagle, Birdie, who's being a bit dramatic post-surgery but is on the mend—sending all the good vibes her way! On the sewing front, Rochelle is a binding machine, having completed seven quilts and diving deep into big stitch binding techniques from Rachel Rossi, including the cool-sounding forward slash and blanket stitches. Leslie also brought the laughs with a hilarious story ab...


All I Want For Christmas
12/20/2025

This week on the show, Leslie and Rochelle got together for a delightful chat that covered everything from custom bling to future crafting adventures! The duo gushed over fabulous new loot, including gorgeous custom bags made by Reba and a thoughtful surprise from Debbie Mitchell. They also took a moment to appreciate the kindness of their community, all while chatting about exciting events like the upcoming Quilters Affair in Sisters, Oregon, which is absolutely packed with renowned teachers. So much fiber-filled fun out there!

Shifting gears to the business of beautiful quilts, Rochelle gave a real-time update...


Bobbing for Bobbins
12/13/2025

Welcome back, everyone! We're diving in and this one was a festive mix of holiday chaos and serious stitching insights! The girls kicked things off with a wild discussion about the Elf on the Shelf and that age-old dilemma of needing last-minute gifts, which led to a brilliant hack for turning Moda quilt panels into personalized pillows—genius! They also got real about the ups and downs of long-arm quilting, including an epic tale of accidentally quilting a bobbin into a custom project, proving even the pros have "oops" moments. But hey, managing mistakes and mastering tension with a ne...


Needles, Nibbles and Near-Misses
12/06/2025

Hey quilting enthusiasts! The Inappropriate Quilters brought their A-game to this week's meetup, sharing everything from winter weather woes to exciting sewing projects on the horizon. The crew swapped stories about pets, discussed an upcoming July retreat, and explored creative ideas for decorating a 6-year-old's sewing machine with custom stickers. They dove deep into quilting techniques, with special mentions of Carolina Moore's templates and the joys of foundation paper piecing, while also supporting each other through personal updates including Patty's upcoming heart surgery.

The conversation took some wild turns when Leslie revealed she'd sewn through her finger...


Sisterhood of the Stitch
11/29/2025

Get ready to dive into the creative heart of the quilting community, kicking off with Hawaiian quilt projects and the exciting world of needle felting. Rochelle shared some fantastic tips, including using dollar store dog brushes to blend wool roving and noting that higher-numbered needles achieve a finer felt. They both highlighted a great mix of detailed crafting techniques, personal project updates, and shout-outs to local shops and fellow quilters.

It wasn't all just thread and wool—we also got some wonderful personal updates, from hemming pants for grandchildren to Leslie and Rochelle's hair updates. The team ce...


The Dinky Dinky Episode
11/22/2025

In this hilariously chaotic quilting retreat, the Inappropriate Quilters gathered with special guests Lina Owens from Bluebell Designs and Dee Bushrod from Pixel Quilts for a spicy, laughter-filled conversation spanning cultural traditions, quilting projects, and plenty of inappropriate tangents! The group shared stories about their multicultural backgrounds, with Lina discussing her recently launched bilingual quilting book (the first in the industry) and Dee revealing how her pixel quilt of the Queen actually received a response from Buckingham Palace. Between fits of laughter, they discussed upcoming collaborations, including a joint retreat at Hamilton Quilt Retreats where Dee and Rochelle will...


Quilters Go Wild at Cherry Springs Retreat
11/15/2025

The Inappropriate Quilters met at Cherry Springs Retreat Center in Texas, where they discussed their journey there, including Leslie's stop at Moda warehouse and Dee's experience with traffic in Waco. They shared stories about their current quilting projects, including Rochelle's pixel quilt of a Nutcracker and Dee's Elizabeth Hartman Show and Tell pattern featuring animals holding miniature quilts. They talked about Rochelle's handmade "Cowgirl Chic" outfit for an upcoming event, complete with needle-felted cats in cowboy hats, red fringe, and rhinestone-decorated boots. A highlight of their retreat was when Deb pranked Rochelle by placing over 200 googly eyes on her...


Beyond the Blocks: Quilters Tackling Life's Patterns
11/08/2025

In this episode, Rochelle and Leslie stitched together conversations as colorful as their fabric stashes! They shared exciting personal projects, with Rochelle completing a wedding quilt and diving into her label-making obsession, while both exchanged travel wisdom about the Mobile Passport Control app and Viking cruise adjustments. The crafty duo discussed upcoming retreats, Halloween plans with grandchildren, and fitness journeys, before unraveling conversations about shipping costs, quilt-making techniques, and the surprising history of ranch dressing. Their needle-sharp wit shone through discussions of buffalo wings, tomato soup preparations for Thanksgiving retreats, and the practical wisdom that UPS might beat USPS...