Junkfood Cinema

Hope you like scary movies, because we're kicking off The JFC Stab-a-Thon! This month-long celebration of the Scream franchise will cover every single entry between the main feed and Patron exclusive episodes!

To kick things off, Brian and Weinberg violently dissect the film that made us all understand the importance of Caller ID: Wes Craven's Scream! 


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Brian and Mrs. Junkfood set off into the jungles of Congo to find a lost city, killer apes, Taco Bell watches, and one more glorious opportunity to celebrate Tim Curry! 


Enjoy the final entry of SepTIMber with a big slice of sesame cake. 


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Finally FINALLY it's time to punch that Hard Ticket to Hawaii!!! 


Brian and Cargill head to the big island, and find love. They also find drug lords, karate ponytails, skateboard assassins, "blowup" dolls, and cancer-infected killer snakes. 


It's not paradise all the time...but for the moment...

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Brian and Cargill gather the flock to sing the praises of the dearly departed Tim Curry! In this main-feed installment of SepTIMber, your favorite hefty heathens pass the basket for a little hostage comedy filled with New Testament gags and old familiar faces. 


Get ready to praise the lord and Pass the Ammo!

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The worst little podcast in Texas takes a trip to The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! It is cinema's most wholesome brothel. Lord have mercy on our souls. 


We will always ALWAYS love Dolly! 


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It’s chop til you drop on this week’s JFC!!!

Brian & Weinberg go to the mall today, but they’re not alone now. They will try and survive Corman’s Killbots (aka Chopping Mall)!!!

Thank you, have a nice day. 


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It's your one-way ticket to midnight (snacks) as Brian & Cargill invite you to take that ride on Heavy Metal! 


Are you ready to rock Canadian style???

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Brian and Cargill remember Hayden Panettiere as they Remember the Titans. 


This episode may not be perfect, but it WILL be perfect! 


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In memory of the late, great Chuck Russell, Brian and Cargill battle corruption, alligators, and gravity with Arnold Schwarzenegger in the wildly underrated Eraser! 


RIP Chuck Russell; gone, but never erased. 


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Brian and Cargil are goin’ south!

Will they make it back?

Enjoy some Southern Comfort courtesy of Walter Hill! 

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Get revved up, Junkions, because this new episode has a lot of buzz! 


Brian and Cargill are joined by David Weiner (director of the In Search of Darkness documentary series) to brutally dissect one of the most foundational and terrifying horror films of all time. 


Who will survive The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (episode)?

And what will be left of them?

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This week, Brian and Cargill are on a boat! 


...as they pay tribute to the late, great Sam Neill aboard 1989's Dead Calm! 


It's a cruise into fear...and red meat? 


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He's back from the dead to begrudgingly complete a task he wants no part of.

...hey, that's also the plot of 1985's The Heavenly Kid! 

That symmetry is sweeter than high school cafeteria wedding cake! 


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America? F**k yeah! 


Enjoy this explosive July 4th spectacular as The Salisboyz take on Team America: World Police!

We promise…you will never look at Rocket Pops the same way again

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Brian and Scott jump behind the wheel of Christine…and are never seen again!

Well, I mean, it’s an audio podcast. So you didn’t ever see them in the first place.

Just cruise into this episode on what is perhaps John Carpenter's most personal film? 


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Direct from Argo City, Brian is joined by artist/actor John Gholson (Man Finds Tape) to discuss Supergirl!

No, not that Supergirl…the other Supergirl.

Also Brian really dislikes Underdog for some reason? 

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Whatcha gonna do, brother…

when Brian and Greg MacLennan run wild on Suburban Commando?


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Brian and Blake are Gleaming the Cube! 

…possibly

…still don’t fully understand what that means 

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Brian and Weinberg set out to prove satire isn't dead, even if a bunch of alien bugs are, with Starship Troopers! 


Come on, you apes, you want me to type forever? 


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Eric Szyszka from We Hate Movies returns to the show as he and Brian climb to the very peak…of the nadir of Die Hard ripoffs! This episode is truly Crackerjack!

See WHM at STLV in Vegas!

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Brian and his Lil Bruddah Blake take the podcast downhill as they discuss the 1986 skateboard flick that made Josh Brolin want to quit acting. But don't worry, they ain't bashin' Thrashin'!

Skate. Or. Die. 


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GDT's first American movie is definitely a big swinging flick, and Brian & Weinberg are here to bug you with all their opinions on Mimic! 


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Completing the 1985 James Spader bully double feature, Brian & Cargill tread on some Tuff Turf.

Listen before Ultron tries to wreck the episode again! 


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Please don't go, girl, because Brian and Cargill are here to hang tough with an 80s bully revenge movie that has all the right stuff: The New Kids! 


Turns out James Spader is THE Florida Man. 


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Brian and Cargill meet at the Crossroads to sell their souls for the blues.

...unless The Guardian intervenes? 


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Live from the bottom of the beautiful briny sea, Brian and his Mama discuss one of the greatest, and most unfairly edited, Disney movies of all time: Bedknobs and Broomsticks!

They discuss the restored version of the film, its similarities to Mary Poppins, and their shared unresolved issues with The Rockettes.

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This week, Brian and Cargill take you to Helltrack and back as they celebrate the 40th anniversary of the raddest film from the raddest decade to ever be rad: RAD! 

This may be the most important episode we've ever done. 


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Brian and Scott rock through the ages with Ralph Bakshi in American Pop! 


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The Dark Side's calling and Brian & Cargill are here to walk you (like a dream) through the epic rock-n-roll fable that is Eddie and The Cruisers! 


Oh and they also discuss the sequel that...also exists. 


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In honor of the late, great Robert Duvall, Brian & Cargill try on The Outfit and find this nasty little neo-noir suits them just fine. 


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Wake up, grandpa, and get ready for a movie that barely exists...but still happens to be one of the best coming-of-age flicks of all time. 


Angus is here to help your elements evolve! 


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The ice has never been hotter as Brian & Cargill throw down with the beefcakes on skates in 1986's Youngblood!

It's really about the friends we learned to fight along the way. 


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Brian and Cargill don't want to go on a rant about Suicide Kings...

...because rants are Denis Leary's job.

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Well it’s Groundhog Day...again.

Brian and Cargill jump into the way back machine and head to 1999 where it's always 1981!!! 

Yeah, we don't get it either. But if you don't watch 200 Cigarettes with us, Ben's gonna have to do, like, two dozen more Dunkin' commercials.

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Anarchy reigns as Brian and Cargill celebrate the most punk 90s movie EVER...set in the 80s...in Utah. 


It's SLC Punk! 


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Brian & Cargill wonder why (in L.A.) To Live and Die in L.A. might be William Friedkin’s darkest movie.
 
…and encourage EVERYBODY to Wang Chung tonight!

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Breaking Away from 2025, the first new episode of the year is molto bene!

We’d like to think Tom Hanks would be proud.

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Brian and Cargill ring in the new year and retire their longest running tradition as they sing The Song of the Thin Man! 


Shed the chapeau and have a drink! Happy New Year! 


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In the very first fully official enshrinement ceremony in show history, Brian & Cargill etch the late Rob Reiner’s visage onto the lofty heights of Mt. Junkfood. 

They discuss his life, his career, and his dizzying string of consecutive legendary flicks.
In addition to all this, Brian makes a shocking revelation that…pretty much everyone else already knew. 

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