Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for more goals, laughs and chaos across a bumper Saturday of football.

Today the guys got into festive spirits trying their first mince pies of the year! After Thomas Tuchel said he wished he'd eaten the Azteca Stadium grass, the boys wanted to know what you regret eating. As always, the listeners delivered in their numbers, but Tim in Carlisle's trip to the theatre topped the lot. Listen in now to find out what happened...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and tunes!

Today, Matt and Matt debated whether or not Dyson was or wasn't officially invited to the premier of Oasis', 'Don't Look Back in Anger' documentary and they wanted your tales of nightmare neighbours. Plus! Was a German man really hoovering his roof for over three hours?! There's only one way to find out...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and tunes!

Today, Matt and Matt delved into the art of "scrimping", they debated the finer points of poolside and beach etiquette and they discussed Spurs' latest attempt to shake things up at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for their final World Cup special!

This week, after Erling Haaland was seen returning to Norway with stuffed racoons, the guys asked you for the last animal you fell in love with...

They also break down their feelings after England's heartbreaking exit from the World Cup...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson as they build up to England's huge World Cup quarter final against Norway!

And after Jordan Henderson broke his wrist in celebrations this week, the guys asked for your tales of silly injuries!00

Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for a World Cup special of Rock n Roll Football...

This week, they discuss failure at sports days, preview England v Mexico, and discuss Danny Murphy's incredible co-commentary about his childhood pets...

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for a world cup special of Rock n Roll Football!

This week, after Gary Neville claimed there was no good food that was green, the guys asked about green foods that you like...

They also looked at potential knockout ties for England, and if Scotland can still make it through...

Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for another summer special for all the football action going on in the US!

And this week, after Scotland fans managed to get Haggis made legal in Boston, the guys asked which foods you'd like to see made illegal.

They were also joined by Paul Merson as he gave his thoughts on England, Scotland and more!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for the first of a series of shows for all the summers action!

This week, the guys previewed Scotland's return to the world stage and introduced their inventive way to predict some of the world cups - through the medium of food!

They were also joined by Simon Donnelly, who was part of Scotland's squad in France '98, and got his thoughts ahead of the game!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for the final time this season as they bring you all the goals and chaos from the final day of this seasons Premier League...

And after Cole Palmer revealed he hates the cinema, the guys asked what you most dislike about the cinema - with some very big opinions...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals and chaos!

This week, after Hearts had their hearts broken by Celtic, the guys wanted to know when the last time you had your heart broken was.

They also discussed any weird food combos you like - and if you have one you would like to share - you can send it in to football@absoluteradio.co.uk!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals and chaos!

After Jamie Vardy unveiled an "interesting" ornament in a new documentary, Fordey and Dyson want to know, what ornamental tat have you spotted in other people's houses?

Plus! Would you eat your dinner off a commemorative plate? And Matt Forde introduces a brand-new character in Séance of the Living

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals and chaos!

After an Atletico Madrid fan was spotted making sandwiches in the stands, Matt and Matt wanted to hear about the times you've eaten food out of context... Listen out for Dangerous Brian!

Plus! Did naughty men get you in to football?!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals and chaos!

After after Mikel Arteta made his players stand around a fire in training, the guys asked you for your tales of embarrassing bosses.

Dyson also landed himself in trouble with a coastal English town, and was heavily reprimanded...

Join Matt Forde and Chris Scull for another afternoon goals and chaos!

After a nightmare fortnight from Mikel Arteta's Arsenal, Fordey and Scully want to hear about your nightmares. Plus! Did Fordey and Scully book an off-the-cuff trip to Benidorm mid-show?! There's only one way to find out...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for an afternoon of international and lower league goals and chaos!

After an Everton fan was spotted celebrating with a toaster in their game against Chelsea - ahead of going to a wedding in the evening - the guys discussed the strangest wedding gifts you've received.

They also discuss the things you'd rather do than watch an international friendly, after England drew with Uruguay...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, chaos and sheds!

This week, after Thomas Tuchel named a 35-man-squad for the upcoming international games, the guys asked, what do you have that's too big?

That quickly turned into chats about sheds, which dominated the conversation amongst the goals...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of chaos and goals!

This week, the guys are joined on the line by new Chairman of Sheffield FC and lead singer of Reverend and the Makers, Jon McClure to chat about his new venture - and they ask you, after Omari Hutchinson got face cream in his eye while playing for Forest in midweek, have you ever been injured by a beauty product?

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals and chaos!

This week, the guys launch a brand new feature where they ask for your highlights and lowlights of the week - and they also discuss things you've been told to stop doing - after West Ham winger Adama Traore was told to stop lifting weights!

80s food also comes into discussion - and Dyson tells the tale of being behind enemy lines at a Premier League fixture!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos!

This week, after Ryan Yates discolated his finger during Forest's midweek game, the guys ask you for your tales of injuries you've fixed yourself - as well as discussing animals you've saved, after a Turkish footballer gave a seagull CPR during a game.

There's also news of a heckler from Fordey's tour, and an eyewitness account to back it up!

Join Matt Forde and special guest Jon Richardson for an afternoon of goals and chaos!

This week, after the Macclesfield owner revealed he bought the club while drunk, the guys asked for the craziest thing you've ever purchased while drunk!

There was also loads to get through in the Premier League, including a big game for Jon's Leeds United - and some huge results in the Championship too!

Join Matt Forde & Paul McCaffrey for an afternoon of FA Cup goals and chaos.

This week, after Fordey reveals the after effects of a chocolate bar he ate in Scotland, the boys discuss the worst chocolate bar. They also discuss your previous jobs, after Ange Postecoglu didn't hold back while speaking about Spurs this week!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and action from the Premier League and beyond...

After reports reached the RNR Football Team that some male skiers could be injecting themselves "you know where" to enhance their athletic performance, the guys were asking, "What have you done to enhance your appearance?" and "Have you ever cheated?"

Plus! "What were you mocked for at school?" and as the Six Nations kicks off, can someone, somewhere convince Fordey and Dyson that Rugby is actually a decent sport? Spoiler alert: No.

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and action from the Premier League and beyond...

There was loads for the guys to get through this week, as Dyson celebrated his birthday on-air and Fordey discussed his now viral interview with Prime Minister, Keir Starmer.

The show took a turn as they discussed things you leave to the last minute after Benfica's goalkeeper scored in the week - and it resulted in Dyson ranking which Absolute Radio presenters he thinks does their own dishes...

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and action from the Premier League and beyond...

And this week - the guys discuss the big story of Brooklyn Beckham's instagram statement - and ask you - what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at a wedding?

Kier Starmer also appears in the Seance of the Living - and Matt Dyson deals with a case of the 'sniffles'...

Join Matt Forde and Chris Scull for all the goals and action from the Premier League and beyond...

...And this week Fordey and Scully tackle the BIGGEST of all talking points! Which is better, the North or the South? Yes, it's North v South.

Plus! Should men wear shorts over their running leggings?!

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos...

...After Roy Keane said that Sir Alex Ferguson is, "Hanging around like a bad smell" at Manchester United, the boys want to know, what's the worst thing you've ever smelt?!

Plus! Matt speaks to Liam Bird from Level Playing Field to discuss the current state of accessible facilities at the forthcoming FIFA World Cup 2026

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos...

This week, It's a festive clipbait, the lads talk about football players visiting workplaces, hospitals and pubs over Christmas...

Plus, Dyson shares an embarrassing tale where he was embarrassed by his family at a Forest game.

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos...

This week, It's a festive clipbait, the lads talk about football players visiting workplaces, hospitals and pubs over Christmas...

Plus, Dyson shares an embarrassing tale where he was embarrassed by his family at a Forest game.

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos...

This week, after Mohamed Salah and Arne Slot publicly fell out, the guys wanted to know about any peace talks you've had to have recently...

Clipbait focused on that too - and the guys also got into a heated debate about battered sausages.

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos...

This week, amongst a lot of Premier League goals, the guys asked about the biggest takeaways you've ever ordered after Erling Haaland was spotted with ONE HUNDRED burgers - which naturally resulted in a lot of chat about chips...

Clipbait also returned with a focus on a very strange World Cup draw - and Dyson's red-hot preview took a festive turn.

Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for an afternoon that was PACKED with goals flying in across the Premier League and beyond!

This week after Idrissa Gueye was sent off after slapping his teammate last weekend, the lads chat about their own slapping incidents, and talk all things best insults.

Matt & Chris also clash on if there's any point in drinking whisky, plus there's plenty of last minute results in the Premier League!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of MANY goals and utter chaos.

This week, after Scotland confirmed qualification in dramatic fashion, Fordey & Dyson asked where you were in 1998 - with some hilarious results.

There was also a huge result for both Matt's - with some unbelievable reactions!

Join Matt Forde and Chris Scull for an afternoon of chaos, tunes and some international break goals!

This week, Fordey returned and was very excited about Christmas - perhaps not as excited as Scully though - and the conversation diverted to deep fat fryers and the best things to cook in them.

Donald Trump also makes an appearance in Seance of the Living!

This week on Rock n Roll Football, Jay Lawrence and Matt Dyson run a Sean Dyche Clip Bait special, they talk childish eating habits and ask the most pressing of questions, "When have you been stopped by a politician".

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for Rock N Roll Football, with all the goals from the Premier League - and emotions were high, with Ange Postecoglou sacked 18 minutes after miserable defeat at the City Ground. 

Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for an International Break special of lower league goals and chaos...

The show descended into chaos after Chris insulted Fordey and led to a very heated discussion all amongst lower league goals and a visit in the Seance from Donald Trump...

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and Premier League action...

This week, after a deer was spotted inside the City Ground - the guys asks you for the weirdest place you've ever seen an animal, with hilarious results around alpacas and baboons...

Join Matt Forde and Paul McCaffrey for another action packed weekend of Premier League action of goals and chaos...

This week - the show descends into chaos after a mistake from Paul McCaffrey - with lots of memories of Punch and Judy - and we hear from Donald Trump on his thoughts on talking animals.