Golf Is Ruining My Life

IS IT POSSIBLE? DO WE DARE TO BELIEVE? Could after 48 hours at Augusta National the concept of back to back wins for Rory begin to dawn as a reality. Maybe. Just Maybe.

The lads are back chatting with Alex from Todays Golfer on the hallowed turf of those Georgia Links. The only issue is that Green has been for a curry, watched zero golf, and had three pints of strong continental larger. It’s not ideal for us for the sponsors.

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Well hi there and welcome back to another daily dose of Masters chat from GIRML towers. On the show today we go over the ups (Rory) and downs (Bob oh Bob whyyy) of the first day of the Masters 2026.

We’re also joined LIVE from Augusta by Alex Perry from Today’s Golfer who brings us huge insight into the atmosphere, the players and the cheese sandwiches.

The Masters is up and running team! Happy Golf Christmas!

We’ll see you same time tomorrow for a...

In today's CHOCKABLOCK episode of GIRML the guys cross over to Alex from Today's Golfer who is LIVE on property at Augusta National, giving us the sort of in-depth analysis we can only dream of.

Not only that we dive back into the email inbox and answer your questions on breaking 100, handicap in competition etiquette and a serious GDRP issue involving Green's wife.

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We are KICK STARTING the BRAND NEW Talk Birdie To Me series in a big way… on the week of the first major in 2026 we present Masters Winner, Sheffield lad and all around British golfing LEGEND - DANNY WILLETT. 30 minutes of conversation covering that amazing win back in 2016 and how, EVEN FOR HIM, it’s hard to get an Augusta National tee time.

MASSIVE thanks to our friends at GOLF NOW for helping make this series happen and bringing it to the masses. Check out all the amazing deals on their site below and reme...

It may be Golf Christmas out there this week, so to celebrate Toms G and P head over to Woodhall Spa with their pals at England Golf to play the hardest golf course in the country. In many ways this is their Masters Moment.

So, to prepare for the first (and last?) format featuring a rhyme:

TOM GETS A METRONOME

TOM THINKS HE’S PLAYING WELL

AND we do our first Roast or Toast as we go through one of...

Ever wondered how you would fare in a foursomes match if an LPGA player relied on YOU to keep it in the fairway... in today's episode we found out by speaking to professional golfer, turned coach, Ryan Evans. He did JUST THAT a few weeks ago around Sunningdale. You can check out his Insta here.

Also on today's episode we start the built up to The Masters next week and dive straight into Email Corner with our friends at Todays Golfer

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Alright Par Pals,

On today’s show Tom and Tom tackle a question that has ended more rounds than slow play

Should you be taking DRIVER off every tee?

We’re talking full send vs playing sensible, when driver is actually the smartest play, and when it’s basically a guaranteed double before you’ve even warmed up.

All this and more heading your way.

See you Thursday!

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I do declare the golfing season for 2026 open and ready for business. There has been a switch in the air over previous days and it feels like change is afoot. With Augusta around the corner, longer nights approaching and handicap optimise ripe within WhatsApp groups, it would appear the long winter is gone.

With all that in mind, The Toms come out the blocks hot announcing two major new partnerships, one with England Golf and one with Today’s Golfer. Ensuring prizes galore over the coming months. Also, it’s Thursday so expect a thor...

Alright Par Pals,

On today’s show Tom and Tom dive into another half hour of ramble golf chat including

TOMS PLAN THEIR FIRST ROUND TOGETHER IN NEARLY A YEAR

TOM COMES UP WITH A TERRIBLE FORMAT IDEA

And

TOM HAS A VANITY ISSUE

All this and more heading your way.

See you Thursday!

Tom’s

In today’s episode of GIRML, Green has been hitting in the gym in an attempt to get FIT FOR GOLF… or, let's be honest, so he can hit the ball further. You can check out the golf specific gym HERE

The 2026 quest for distance continues.

Also, it’s email corner so the inbox is getting raided with YOUR questions.

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Hi Par Pals, welcome to a Players 2026 special where Tom and Tom discuss:

ABERG! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!

FITZPATRICK! WHAT JUST HAPPENED??!

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⁠ARE CAM YOUNG’S SHOES TOO BIG FOR HIM

We also talk about Tom’s 84 and Tom’s chipping tactics.

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OH HELLO GOLFING SEASON 2026... It is officially here because The Players has landed, we are SO back. In today's episode we get knee deep into the analysis around the event while also delving back into the email inbox talking giving up golf membership, breaking 100 and last minute Woburn invites!

It's time to dig deep... we.go.again!

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Alright Par Pals?

Welcome along to another conversational 18 holes with Toms Green and Price. On the show today:

TOM HAS FOUND THE BEST TACTIC FOR SUMMER GOLF

TOM IS DOING SOMETHING WEIRD AND SECRET IN THE SIM

TOM HASN'T DONE ENOUGH ROUNDS FOR THE MEDAL

and

TOM FINALLY PARKS HIS PERSONALITY

Keep your emails coming and see you Thursday for another dose of this wonderfulness

Toms

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⁠COME AND SEE US ON TOUR

We simply cannot believe it, in todays email special episode of GIRML we have a listener who is ACTUALLY so GOOD at golf he holds a course record... wtf, bossman shot 6 under par. Not only that you can expect - a listener getting WORSE because of lessons, do couples who golf together get more in love and we solve first tee nerves.

HUGE EP FROM THE BOYS TBF

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That's right par pals we're back and quite literally MARCHING through the year. Well done everyone.

On the show today:

TOM MIGHT GET ALIGNMENT STICKS

TOM ALSO MIGHT NOT BOTHER WITH ALIGNMENT STICKS

TOM IS SWINGING TOO QUICKLY

and

TOM MENTIONS THE LIVE SHOW ONCE OR TWICE

See you there?

And see you Thursday, of course

Toms x

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GOLFING GOOBERS… That’s how this podcast starts and it doesn’t get much better there on in. On today’s Thursday email corner you can expect: Amateurs getting blades as their first clubs, German teaching professionals having a 12 handicap and the return of the jester himself, Noel Fielding! 

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Yes please!

Gather round par pals, we go again.

Today:

SWEATY TOM FINALLY WASHES HIS CAPS

WHAT'S WEIRD IN YOUR LOCKER?

and

TOM'S COAT MAKES A FARTY NOISE

All this A-grade content and MORE heading your way. Enjoy!

See you at the live event, yeah?

Toms x

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So, Thursday means it is EMAIL TIME for the lads at GIRML, they delve deep into outlook inbox and come up sucking tees. In today's episode - is Price sponsored by Trevose, the GIRML editors get an ear full, we review the PGA Tour app and a letter from a listener makes the boys cry. It's another game packed ep of golf based lols.

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Anyone fancy a conversational stroll through the worst game ever invented? You DO? Oh well that's good news. You're in the right place.

On today's show:

TOM TALKS TO A MAN ABOUT WEDGES

TOM GETS CROSS ABOUT HOLIDAY GOLF

TOM WATCHES TGL

and

TOM IS STARTING TO LIKE PATRICK REED

All this and more heading to your ears (and eyes, hello YouTube) NOW

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Goodness me Thursday rolls around quick, the lads are back this week pulling apart winter golf and the issues with mats, as well as discussing the AGE OLD question of ... given unlimited time and lessons, how long till we got down to scratch. Also, it's Thurs so email corner time!!

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Hello Par Pals!

Welcome to another bit of golf guff from two men called Tom.

On the show today:

TOM LIKES PUTTING WHEN THERE'S NO PRESSURE

TOM DOESN'T LIKE GOING TO A RANGE

TOM DECIDES HE LIKES PATRICK REED

and

TOM WORKS OUT RORY IS BETTER THAN HIM

ALL this and more heading to YOUR ears NOW

See you Thursday!

Toms x

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It is an email we never thought we get, one of you lot reaching out asking for golf to take LONGER and be SLOWED DOWN. The weirdest thing about it all, we potentially do not disagree. So, there is that on today's episode as well as: Green falling in love with lessons, Price telling his Gary Player story again and we EMPTY(ish) the inbox!

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This time:

Tom decides he's going to get good at driving

Tom wants to grind

Tom isn't interested in ex-footballers playing golf

Tom has decided he's going to join a RIDICULOUS course

All this and more on the show today

Don't forget to join our Discord and buy some tickets to our tour, yeah?

Cheers and see you Thursday!

Toms

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BIG QUESTION to start the podcast, how often should you be replacing your wedges... TG thinks potentially once a season. Why? Because he has fallen in LOVE with the PING S259S that give ultimate spin.

Also on today's podcast - we discover the world's most expensive golf breakfast, discuss lag putting breakthroughs, Belfry visits and courses with handicap limits

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Alright par pals

Let's talk golf, if you're up for it. THIS TIME:

Tom thinks LIV might legit be in trouble

Tom annoys his playing partners

AND

Tom gets excited about Waste Management

See you next time - get your emails in with your three main objectives for the year, yeah?

Toms x

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If there is only ONE swing thought you are going to take into this year... what EXACTLY is it! Between The Toms they think they might have cracked it. And it involves Fat Perez from Bob Does Sports. Not only that, only today's episode email corner fires up again leading to questions about - friends on the golf course, Australian listeners and shot tracking.

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TODAY:

Tom hates organising golf holidays

Tom gets excited about a new driver

Tom gets upset about swearing on a YouTube video

All this and MORE on your latest bulletin from the front line of useless golfers.

See you Thursday!

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Here we go friends, we are back with a bang in 2026 and golf is not easing us into the year gently... we've started with a HUGE controversy as the PGA Tour welcomes back Brooks Koepka, meaning a potential LIV Golfer landslide. Also on today's episode expect the following: Price has on-going winter mat dramas, Green books a lad golf trip and emails are dissected.

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Hi Par Pals!

Welcome back to another swipe and a swing at this stupid game.

On today's show:

TOM MEETS A FAN

TOM CAN'T PLAY GOLF

TOMS ARE ON TOUR

TOM WANTS TO PRACTICE MORE

All this and more!

Strap in everyone! Golf 2026 is here!

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COME AND SEE US LIVE - AN EVENING FOR SWINGERS

A new dawn, a new day, a new life... for meeee, and i'm slicing goooood!

Yes, that is right, we've started the new year with a Michael Bublé reference, and I for one am happy with that actually, cheers thanks for asking. Welcome to the New Years Day GIRML Special, today The Toms will be diving head first into TWO huge topics - SHORT GAME and GOLFING HOLIDAYS!

ENJOY X

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Hey Par Pals

Welcome to a cheeky little Xmas special episode where Toms take on two big topics per episode.

This week:

BALLS

NERVES

That's it, really. Thanks for listening!

Toms x

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What more could you want of a Christmas morning than to slip away from your family and spend some time with your favourite par pals?

Here, then, is a little Christmas gift from the Toms. They've thoughtfully chatted about golf for 20 minutes, and also TOM HAS DONE A SONG.

As if your Christmas couldn't get any better.

See you soon!

Toms x

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COME SEE US LIVE ON TOUR

It is the festive golfing period, so over these most jolly of days The Toms are going to deep dive into some KEY topics to help round off the year, today is it all about golf etiquette and how we can get better at getting off the tee!

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE!

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COME AND SEE US LIVE

Tickets for An Evening For Swingers go LIVE at midday today, so that is a thing... but also on today's podcast episode expect an EPIC email corner with such highlights as - two HIO in ONE round of golf, a listener selling this clubs and ACTUAL GOOD life advice (ish)

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Hi Par Pals!

Tom's finally lost his mind and decided he can be as good as Grant Horvat.

ALSO we chat pretty big topics on the show including:

TOM LOVES PLAYING FROM 100 YARDS

TOM LOVES SOFT BALLS

TOM WANTS TO HIT THE BALL FURTHER

All this and some other pipe dreams incoming!

Thanks for dropping by!

Toms x

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That is RIGHT, in 2026 Golf Is Ruining My Life is coming to a city near YOU-ish... we are bringing our show, "An Evening For Swingers" around the UK and we can not WAIT to have you there. Tickets go on sale NEXT Thursday and you can buy them on the website HERE

So... that is a thing!

Also in today's podcast we dive into the big box of emails and dig out some solid GOLD from you lot, including such topics as: golf, angry golfers and also golf

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Alright par pals?

It might be December but at least GIRML won't ever close because of wet fairways or drainage issues (don't hold us to this).

THIS TIME ON GIRML:

TOM NEEDS A FIFTY DEGREE

TOM GETS READY TO PLAY GOLF

TOM GETS ANGRY ABOUT AUSTRALIA

TOM HAS A TECHNICAL ISSUE

All this and, as ever, much much more. Enjoy!

Toms x

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How are they EVEN finding anything to talk out... we are in the DEPTHS of the golf off-season but that will NOT stop The Toms. On this weeks Thursday email special you can expect - how many wedges is to many wedges, golf course membership dilemmas and junior champion dreams.

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Hello Par Pals

Time for another burst of golf based chat. On the show today:

TOM PLAYS GOLF

TOM BUYS SOME SHOES

TOM CAN'T DECIDE IF HE'S GOING TO DO THE ROLL UP OR NOT

It's action packed.

See you Thursday for email special!

Toms x

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THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON.

Firstly, the new Golf Is Ruining My Life website is LIVE and you can view that right HERE… All the latest merch, a new exciting news letter called the 19th Hole AND a fancy way to contact the show ohhhhhh.

However, we’ve got a Thursday email special to do… on todays show expect - winter golf recommendations, a listener going from 17 handicap to 3 in ONE year and the show’s OLDEST listener with a brilliant golfing goal. 

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