Here's Johnny!
Thank you for checking out our podcast! We release weekly episodes focused on the horror genre, rotating "seasons' that focus on different subgenres of horror! You can learn more about the show on our website (https://heresjohnnypodcast.wixsite.com/horror), where you can find links to the Discord, Patreon, and Twitter! Feel free to send us an email at heresjohnnypodcast@gmail.com
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Welcome to Here's Johnny 2.0! New full time host, a step away from horror, and just discussion. Thank you to Lycan for our first topic!!
The Here's Johnny Master Rankings Retrospective Part IV
The top 50 games and movies that we have reviewed on the Here's Johnny Podcast. Enjoy!!
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The Here's Johnny Master Rankings Retrospective Part III
The penultimate episode, covering 100 to 51 on the HJ Master Rankings.
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The Here's Johnny Master Rankings Retrospective Part II
We do the middle 100 on this week's episode. Some may say that this was the toughest group to remember...
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The Here's Johnny Master Rankings Retrospective
Seven years of weekly shows led us to review some strange, strange horror...
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Alien: Resurrection (1997) Review
Potentially one of the most important episodes of the podcast that we have ever recorded.
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Alien 3 (1992) Review
We head back to Rachel's favorite franchise!
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Signalis (2022) Review
We play an indie horror game that Justin has been wanting to tackle for awhile on the show. Enjoy!!
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The Signal (2007) Review
A forced film entry from patron and favored guest of the podcast, Rachel!! Will she finally pick a movie that we like?? Enjoy!!
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Vampire Hunter D (1985) Review
Well... we liked the book and this movie was supposed to be a direct adaptation. How does it hold up forty years later?
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Vampire Hunter D (1983) Book Review
Larry is back, so he and Justin are back on schedule reviewing the first book in the Vampire Hunter D series! Enjoy!!
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Phasmophobia (kind of) and Tiggy 101
Larry is out this week, so Justin asked Rachel and Steve from his Phasmophobia group to join him to talk about Phas, and Tiggy Skibbles!
It's a weird one this week, and the format fell apart almost immediately, but if you like your episodes with a heavy side of ADHD, this one's for you!
Hoomans ain't real brother!
You can find Rachel https://zombiegrrlz.com/category/more-deadly/
And you can find Steve https://zombiegrrlz.com/category/more-deadly/
Doom: The Dark Ages (2025) Review
We finish ripping and tearing through this franchise! We also reveal the final rankings of the Doom media! Enjoy!
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Next-Gen Horror Unpacked: RE9 and Silent Hill Impressions
Justin and Larry catchup after a hiatus of 'live' recordings, and then dive into all the news surrounding Capcom and Konami's next entries in RE and SH!! Enjoy!!
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Friday the 13th Special: Freddy vs Jason (2003) Review
Freddy went looking for help to make the children remember him. Was Jason really the right option as a tag partner??
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Silent Rage (1982) Review
What happens when bad directing, Chuck Norris and a poor man's Dr. Frankenstein mix together? You get whatever the hell this was. Enjoy!
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Altered States (1980) Review
What happens when you take LSD and sit for hours in a sensory deprivation tank? You get this movie!
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Doom Eternal (2020) Review
We push on through broken microphones, a fever and the hordes of hell to tackle the next entry in the Doom franchise! We also included the patron only campfire segment to make up for the shorter episode last week!
An Ohio Man Talks Cryptids
Sometimes you just have to pivot. Justin was unable to make it home from his work travels so Larry sits down to talk cryptids! Enjoy!!
Village of the Damned (1960) Review
Week two of our double record and a much needed break from Doom. Enjoy!
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Doom (2016) Review
Rip and Tear!!!
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Doom (2005) Review
Certainly a film starring The Rock, Karl Urban and Richard Brake can't be terrible... Right?
Doom 3 (2004) Review
This week on the podcast, we head back to Mars to kill demons in Doom 3! Enjoy!!
Larry's Wrestlemania Predictions
Get better soon Justin! We are thinking about you!!
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The Brood (1979) Review
Finally back on schedule and joined by the always popular Rachel!! Enjoy!!
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The Book Super 8 With The P
Justin is away dealing with some family issues, and long time listener The P joins the podcast to answer some Super 8 questions about his favorite books.
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Video Game Franchise 'Glow Ups'
Work ran away from us this week, but we do what the best do and pivoted! We discussed video game franchises that had the biggest 'glow ups' in between mainline entries.
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Witchcraft for Wayward Girls by Grady Hendrix (2025) Review
Even though Justin is sick and our countries are in a trade war, Justin still finished the book and we are here to discuss the latest Grady Hendrix novel! Any spoiler talk is clearly called out before it happens.
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Doom (1993) Review
Taking it all the way back to the days of floppy discs with this one!
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Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin (2015) Review
The final entry in the currently released Soulsborne franchise. How will it stack up against DS1 and DS3?
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Elden Ring: Nightreign Network Test Review
We discuss what we learned while playing and beating the recent network tests.
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Demon Seed (1977) Review
WELL... this review goes places. Who would have thought that a film from the late 70's would resonate the way it does in 2025?
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The Substance (2024) Review
While Justin is away, Larry and Rachel get to play...
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Book Review: Infected by Scott Sigler (2008)
Huge shoutout to our newest Patron, Lycan of Light (https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight). Justin nominates his first book for review on the podcast. How will it stand up to critique?? Also, as a birthday treat for Larry, the Patreon post show is included this week!! Enjoy!
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Akira (1988) Review
Another anime film, but is it scary?
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Perfect Blue (1997) Review
We tackle the highly discussed anime thriller from the 90s!
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) Review
The show's first horror/musical! Will it survive our brutal scoring system? Stay tuned!
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John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001) Review
Can you ever recapture the feeling of watching a movie as a preteen at 2am on HBO? Well we tried this week!
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Ship of Fools by Richard Paul Russo Book Review
Ending the year on a book review! Let us know if you have heard of this novel before!
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Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974) Review
Merry Christmas listeners!! We reviewed this film of many names... but how will it compare to other zombie films?? And Justin has a Christmas quiz for the post show!
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