They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!
Welcome to 'They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!', a UK based Housewives podcast where two friends come together to share their love of the hit Bravo series "The Real Housewives". Join us each week as we sit down with a glass of wine and discuss the latest episodes in all their messy, chaotic glory. From over-the-top drama to shocking moments, we'll give our unfiltered opinions on all the juicy details. So grab a drink, relax, and join us for some wild and hilarious conversation on 'They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!'New Episodes Drop Monday. Make sure you subscribe...
Meredith's Bad Day!
It's a week late, sorry!
We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S10 Ep 4, Real Housewives of London S1 Finale, Real Housewives of Orange County S19 Ep 16 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S6 Ep6
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They are not in Scotland!!!
We're back, with terrible editing and sound quality! We've had some serious technology issues - Sorry!
We recap RHOP S10 Ep 1, RHOM S7 Reunion Part 1, RHOC S19 Ep 13, RHOSLC S6 Ep 4 and RHOLDN S1 Ep 8. Hopefully next week, we'll be back properly.
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Summer is over, but London is here!
We're back from our summer break!! We get into Real Housewives of London, Real Housewives of Orange County and Real Housewives of Miami!
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The one from the floor!
A special IRL episode this week. We recorded while Rosie did my lashes - it's all over the place, but we do manage to recap Atlanta, Orange County, The Valley, and Miami.
See you in a couple of weeks! We're taking a break for summer.
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How about not freaking out?
We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Reunion Part 2, Next Gen NYC Finale, Real Housewives of Orange County S19 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 7.
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Bravo have the rights to her funeral!
It's late this week, sorry!! We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Reunion Part 1, Next Gen NYC S1 Ep 8, The Valley S2 Ep 14, and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 6.
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Janet the Fan is happy, Orange County is Back!!
We respond to the Brock cheating story - Scheana, the smartest girl in the group???
TW: SA and EDs.
We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S19 Ep 1, The Valley S2 Ep 13, Next Gen NYC Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 5.
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Such a Charlie, our new fav insult!
We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 17, The Valley S2 Ep 12, Next Gen NYC Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 4.
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The one where we discuss two episodes!
TW: We discuss the comment made by Brit to Kelli - around the 15min mark.
We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Eps 15 & 16, The Valley S2 Eps 10 & 11, Next Gen NYC Eps 3 & 4 and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 2
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What's good for the hole... RHOM is back!!
What a week to be alive! Real Housewives of Miami are back and boy did we miss them!
We recap Love Hotel Ep 7, Real housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 14, The Valley S2 Ep 9 and Next Gen NYC S1 Ep 2
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Erika Jayne at Koko!
We saw Erika Jayne in the flesh and she was amazing!
We recap Love Hotel, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Summer House, The Valley and Next Gen NYC
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Better Late Than Never!
So... Completely forgot to release an episode last week - very sorry!!!
We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 11, Love Hotel S1 Ep 4 and The Valley S2 Ep 6.
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She's The Ultimate Buy A Wife Kit!
We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 10, Love Hotel Ep 3, The Valley S2 Ep 5 and Summer House S9 Ep 14! What a week to be alive, Welcome Back Secret Lives of Mormon Wives!
The most beautiful Housewife list comes in around 30min 40secs!
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Angela Oakley - MVP!
We have no notes for this week, so it's a nonsensical ride!!! Recap of Love Hotel Ep 3, Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep9, The Valley S2 Ep 3 and Summer House S9 Ep 13.
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You Seem Sad & Not Good At S*x!
Love Hotel is finally here and it is giving us life!!! We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 8, Summer House S9 Ep 12 and The Valley S2 Ep 3. Bravo TV is heating up for the summer - finally!
Also, only 1 month to go until we see Erika Jayne at Koko!
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The Valley Is Back!
Let's go Season 2 of The Valley! It's shaping up to be a good one. We get into Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion and Summer House too!
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You Came In Strong, I am Strong!
We're back after a little break! We get into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Reunion Part 1 & 2, Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Eps 4 & 5 and Summer House S9.
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The RHOA Husband Who Is A Petty Little B*tch...
This week we recap the long awaited Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Eps 1 & 2, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Eps 15 & 16 and Summer House S9 Ep 6. Atlanta feels like home doesn't it?
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She's Not That Wild!
We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Reunion Part 3, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 14 and Summer House S9 Ep3. We also briefly touch on Denise Richards' new show. What do you think, we're not sure...
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At Least Say I Love You First!
We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Part 1 & 2 Reunion, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 13 and Summer House S9 Ep 2.
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Only Two Years Left To Catch A D*ck!
Trigger Warning - Talk of suicide
We recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 11 and Rosie watched Summer House for the first time ever, so we talk about S9 Ep 1.
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It's All Going to Sh*t!
This week we recap Real Housewives of New York S15 Reunion Part 1 and 2, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 17, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 10 and Real Housewives Salt Lake City S5 Reunion Part 3.
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We're All In A Lose, Lose, Lose!
We recap Real Housewives of New York S15 finale - oh dear lord, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 15, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Reunion Part 1.
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We're A Recap Show That's Forgotten the Episode!
Rosie spoke to herself this episode because Tijani's video wasn't working! Fun times were had! We recap Bravo TV's, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 14, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 7, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 14 (and the reunion lewks!) and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 16. Whew those messages!
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New Show for 2025... Vicki Gunvalson, Bounty Hunter!
Happy New Year Everyone! We're back with a recap of Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 6, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 13 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 15.
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Goodbye Kyl...2024!
Merry Christmas!! It's the last episode of 2024! How has your year been? Any highlights?
We recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 5, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 12, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 14.
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The One Where Salt Lake and New York Angers Us!
We are full of joy for the festive season! Not - lol! What is up with the Royal Mail and their opening hours?!
We recap Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 10. We briefly touch on Married to Medicine too.
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Top Gun is the new Sound Bath!
We recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 3, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 9, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 10 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 12.
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It's Beverley Hills Time Baby!
Sorry it's late this week!
We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep7, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S14 Ep1, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep10 and Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 8!
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She's A Weird Duck!
We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep6, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep7 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 9.
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How Many Twins Are There In The Bravo Universe?
This week we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 5, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 8, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Reunion Part 1!
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Clueless, yes she is and she's aware!
We're finally getting back into the swing of things. We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 7, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 17 and Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 5.
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Objectively Ryan be lying
Not even going to list episode numbers because we took a break and now we don't know where we are! We sort of recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18, Real Housewives of New York S15, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5.
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The New York Ladies Are Back!
Real Housewives of New York is back! And dare we say it, we missed them and they feel like home! We recap Ep1 of S15 and Jenna Lyons has serious coat game!
We had zero notes for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 13, so our recap is sketchy at best. But one thing we do know is Alexis Bellino acted like a prize tw*t!
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Sharp As A Spoon!
We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep2 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 12.
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Salt Lake City Season 5 Is Here!
We're a bit more on topic this week! We briefly recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Reunion Pt 2 because it wasn't giving, so we gave it a few minutes! We get into Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 1 - what a premier and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 11.
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The episode where we Mention It All!
The episode where we can't stick to Bravo TV topics! We digress a lot! Somewhere in the episode we recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Reunion Part 1 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 10. Honestly, we drift off, but stay with us!
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What are they going to do with a farm?
Word on the street is back, we've released this episode on time. I think we're back people! Still don't have Hayu Fan Fest tickets and we're not salty at all - LOL!
We recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 13 (season finale) and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 9.
#teamshannon all day!
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We're Also Going To Hell!
Our recaps of Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 8 are all over the place! We get distracted, jump around the episodes, but it's fun, stay with us LOL!
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RHODubai's Sara is an conundrum!
We're back and regular programming is resuming! We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Eps 6 & 7 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Eps 10 & 11.
It feels good to be back and Bravo TV schedule is improving!
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