NonSense Podcast

This episode kicks off with a Kelly fact about one of America's strangest historical figures...
👑 Joshua Abraham Norton, the man who famously declared himself Emperor of the United States.
The only thing FNBob and Henvincible need to hear?
"...He's from California."
Case closed. 😭
Then the mood shifts as the crew celebrates some real-life good news.
🎉 Kelly—owner of RK9 Training and the FN Crew's engineer—recently appeared on local television to promote her upcoming Chicago Bark-BQ Bash, a charity event supporting a local pit bull rescue while highlighting women-owned businesses.
After congratulating Kelly, FNBob can't r...

Join us for a wild ride on the Nonsense Podcast as we dive into the latest gaming news, E3 highlights, and the chaos of life! 🎮
In this episode, we discuss:
* The power outage that left us podcasting outdoors
* Our thoughts on the Summer Games Fest and E3 announcements
* The return of classic games like Crazy Taxi and Wolf Among Us 2
* The Bears' controversial move to Hammond and the implications for Chicago fans
Key takeaways:
* E3 is back, but is it better than ever?
* Crazy Taxi's new direction has us divided
* The Bea...

Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Initial Thoughts on Government Scams 02:59 Discussion on Personal Experiences and Relationships 06:03 Chicago Life and Driving Experiences 08:59 Traffic and Driving Culture in Chicago 11:57 Nostalgia and Music from the Past 14:55 Gaming Presentations and E3 Discussion 17:57 Kingdom Hearts and Disney's Influence 20:27 Navigating Game Licenses and Red Tape 21:54 Final Fantasy: Expectations and Disappointments 25:32 Voice Acting Changes in Final Fantasy VII 30:17 E3 Highlights: Wolverine and Game Releases 36:17 Gundam Rogue Orbit and Community Reactions 38:45 Cozy Games: A Surprising Interest 41:06 Cameos and Controversies in Gaming 42:49 The Anticipation for Persona 6 44:59 The Persona Fanbase and Developer Expectations 47:00 Game Pass and Upcoming Titles 48:56 Excitement for New Game...

This episode kicks off with a Kelly fact that sounds completely made up...
🚶 It takes over 200 muscles to take a single step.
👋 It only takes around 20 muscles to slap somebody.
Naturally, FNBob immediately concludes that science has proven violence is easier than peace and proceeds to congratulate himself for what he considers the greatest joke in podcast history.
Then the boys debate comedy legends.
🎤 Is Dave Chappelle or Ali Siddiq the better storyteller?
Henvincible says he's heard enough prison stories from Ali.
FNBob fires back that modern-day Chappelle isn't the same comic he once was...

This episode kicks off with a Kelly fact that sounds completely fake...
🤼 Invisible Man vs. Invisible Stan is an actual wrestling match.
Not only have FNBob and Henvincible seen it, they've also seen the REMATCH.
For FNBob, this is exactly why wrestling is great. Sometimes the fans just understand the assignment and are willing to cheer for two invisible wrestlers beating each other up.
That spirals into a discussion on gimmick wrestling, with FNBob boldly declaring Kane one of his Top 3 wrestlers of all time. Henvincible immediately warns him that wrestling fans may never forgive him for...

This episode kicks off with a Kelly fact about the Moon slowly drifting away from Earth 🌙
Simple fact, right?
Absolutely not.
Because somehow FNBob immediately uses this information to start roasting his own family 😭 and proves once again that nobody is safe when dark humor enters the chat. Things escalate quickly enough that even Henvincible starts getting visibly uncomfortable 💀
Then after introductions, the boys jump into music:
🎬 Early reactions and criticism surrounding the upcoming Michael Jackson movie
🎤 FNBob and Kelly revisit Kanye and argue why he belongs among the all-time greats
🎸 A debate on why music label...

This episode starts with a Kelly fact about the White House officially getting its name in 1901, after previously being called the Executive Mansion 🏛️
FNBob immediately locks in and starts flexing his historical knowledge…
Meanwhile Henvincible?
😴 Completely checked out.
Then things take a turn when FNBob brings up the newly completed Obama Library in Chicago and begins roasting the idea of paying admission:
📚 “Gen Alpha already struggling and now we’re charging people to go to the library?!” 😭
That somehow spirals into:
📈 The 67 trend debate
😤 FNBob calling Henvincible the J. Cole of fun because he overthinks everyt...

This episode kicks off with a Kelly fact about astrology… which was already a mistake 😭
The moment zodiac signs enter the conversation, FNBob immediately declares:
🌌 “Astrology is just SPACE RACISM.”
And from there? Absolute chaos.
Kelly brings up a study claiming spring and summer babies are more likely to be night owls, while Henvincible tries to defend the science behind it…
…but FNBob is NOT having it 😤
Meanwhile Joaquin accidentally proves the point by revealing he’s also a Scorpio and a night owl—sending the room even further off the rails.
Eventually the boys move on to com...

It’s a (kind of) May the 4th special, and the Nonsense crew is all over the place—in the best way 😭
We kick things off with a Kelly fact about prison commissaries, where ramen is basically currency 🍜💸
That leads to FNBob finally bringing in a legendary Chicago snack:
🥔 “The Whole Shabang” chips—a mystery mix of EVERY flavor—and the crew gives them a live taste test 👀
Then it’s time for BIG announcements:
🎤 FN Intern Joaquin officially joins the show
📅 A new schedule: weekly episode + FN Fridays livestream
🎮 A brand new gaming channel: XP Gap (FNBob vs Joaqu...

This episode kicks off with a wild Kelly fact from Denmark…
If you’re unmarried, people might cover you in cinnamon or black pepper 😭🌶️
FNBob’s first reaction?
“Is Denmark somewhere I need to have beef with too?” 💀
Once he learns it’s the home of Vikings and LEGO, he relaxes… a little.
That leads to one of the most honest FNBob statements yet:
😤 “It’s not a hate list… it’s a tier list. Everyone’s on it. I hate everyone equally.”
From there, the episode turns into a mix of relatable debates and classic Nonsense chaos:

This episode starts with Kelly trying to drop yet ANOTHER wild fact about England… but FNBob cuts it off immediately—he’s had enough 😭
Instead, he brings up a shocking piece of history involving the Space Shuttle Columbia and a surprising “what could have been” moment tied to Sesame Street 👀
That leads to a completely ridiculous but heated segment:
🧸 Ranking the TOP 10 Sesame Street characters
💀 FNBob saying Big Bird doesn’t even make the list
😂 Debates that get way more serious than they should
Then things get PERSONAL…
😤 FNBob and Henvincible clash over stereotypes and take things a li...

We kick things off with a Kelly fact that might officially push FNBob over the edge…
In England, people chase flaming barrels down a hill 🔥🛢️
And this time… FNBob isn’t even joking anymore—he’s just DONE 😭
That frustration spills over FAST into:
🌍 A heated rant about global politics and alliances
🗣️ Calling out organizations like the UN & NATO for “all talk”
🔥 Henvincible somehow comparing America to the Fire Nation AND Vince McMahon (???)
Then it’s back to pure Nonsense:
🪧 FNBob goes OFF on protests and internet activism
🎶 A wild legal situation involving a joke about Circle of L...

This episode kicks off with a Kelly fact about the Museum of Bad Art… and that’s all FNBob needed to go OFF 😭
Kelly pulls up some of the artwork, and while Henvincible tries to find the positives… FNBob is NOT having it—roasting every piece and questioning how it ended up in a museum in the first place 💀
(And yes… he reminds everyone he studied art, so in his mind—he’s qualified 😤)
That debate somehow turns into:
🤖 AI art vs “real” art arguments
🦇 The RETURN of the cursed Batman vs Spider-Man debate
🐶 FNBob roasting dog owners for catchi...

This episode starts with a Kelly fact that might’ve finally broken the boys…
In England, people chase a wheel of cheese down a hill 🧀🏃‍♂️
And for once… FNBob and Henvincible aren’t even joking about it—they’re just tired 😭
From there, it’s a full spiral into chaos:
🐲 FNBob calls out Digimon fans for being a little too… weird
⚡ Henvincible deflects HARD by blaming Pokémon fans instead
✈️ FNBob goes OFF on TSA and starts throwing out wild solutions
🤖 Henvincible embraces AI for content—FNBob immediately warns him it’ll backfire
🌍 More current event talk with some very No...

This episode kicks off with a Kelly fact about Sergeant Stubby, the most decorated military dog of all time 🐕🎖️
But let’s be honest… that was just an excuse to introduce the REAL star of the episode:
🐶 Cricket — the newest member of the FN Crew!
FNBob admits he’s not even really a dog person (which raises serious questions about marrying a dog trainer 😭), while Henvincible tries to make sense of it all.
Then things get… personal.
FNBob announces he needs a NEW NEMESIS.
Past one-sided beefs include:
Steve from Blue’s Clues
Ryan Reynolds
Br...

This is the one… the studio is PACKED as the FN Crew welcomes the entire  @ILWPOD2024   squad—Justin Woolwine, Pops, and Nasty Nate—for their first full Nonsense experience 😤🔥
We kick things off the only way we know how… with a Kelly fact about Taco Bell once serving hamburgers called the Big Beefer 🍔💀
(A tex-mex sloppy joe that sounds exactly as questionable as it tastes)
That somehow turns into:
Roasting West Virginia-style pizza with cold toppings 😭
Stories from the ILWPod crew, including Pops telling how Justin met Jeff Jarrett 🤠
Realizing everyone was at the SAME AEW show before even kn...

Season 5 keeps rolling and this episode kicks off with a Kelly fact that sounds fake—but isn’t…
Samsung started as a grocery store 😳
That quickly turns into FNBob breaking down how Samsung basically runs South Korea, comparing them to Shinra from Final Fantasy VII (yeah… it gets nerdy REAL fast 😂)
Then things get official…
Henvincible is being DEMOTED.
No more “Biased Babyface.”
Introducing the brand new role: FN Tangent Officer 🫡 (and honestly… it fits too well)
From there it’s pure gaming chaos:
FNBob throws shade at Xbox (as tradition demands 🎮💀)
Henvincible gets introduced...

This episode kicks off with a Kelly fact about Lamborghini starting as a tractor company—and having beef with Ferrari 👀
Of course, that immediately spirals into the boys roasting Europe… which SOMEHOW turns into conspiracy talk and “pizza parties” real quick 💀
From there, it’s full chaos:
Henvincible goes OFF on the WWE 2K26 community after grinding the game early and loving it… while everyone else complains non-stop 🎮😤
FNBob tries to play devil’s advocate, but Henny is NOT hearing it—doubling down that wrestling fans will never be happy
Things get serious as FNBob breaks down a wild situation...

This episode starts off innocent enough… with a Kelly fact about how Google once built its first computer case out of LEGO bricks—and somehow it STILL works 🤯
Naturally, FNBob and Henvincible are shocked that for once… the fact is actually impressive.
But then things take a turn.
The boys dive into everything they missed while away, tackling headlines, hot takes, and some wildly questionable logic:
Aliens might be real (but FNBob’s like… “yeah, no duh” 👽)
War talk gets addressed—with a very real but very Nonsense perspective
A completely unhinged breakdown of why nobody would ever...

WE ARE SO BACK. Season 5 kicks off with zero structure and maximum nonsense as the boys reunite after the break 😤
Kelly drops a “fun fact” that somehow turns Sony from rice cookers into a global empire… which immediately sends FNBob into one of the most unhinged historical takes you’ve ever heard 💀
From there, it’s pure catch-up chaos:
Henvincible breaks down his trip to WWE Elimination Chamber
The squad reacts to that wild CM Punk Blackhawks belt
A brand new podcast enters the chat (Frames and Feelings 👀)
FNBob reveals his new addiction to building Gunpla lik...

The Nonsense season finale starts off strong with a Kelly Fact so insane it involves a pope putting a dead pope on trial. Henvincible is just happy to see justice served (alive or not), while FNBob gets sidetracked trying to remember which historically corrupt pope era this even happened in. From there, the guys talk Derrick Rose’s retirement, what it means for Chicago, and why his jersey absolutely belongs in the rafters. FNBob also retells a moment where he may—or may not—have run into D-Rose on the streets of Chicago. Then it’s time to reminisce. The crew loo...

The moment we’ve been building toward all season is finally here — The Bobbies 🏆
On this special episode of The Nonsense Podcast, we officially reveal the winners of the Season 4 / Best of 2025 Bobbies, celebrating a full year of chaos, arguments, unhinged takes, and moments that absolutely did not need to happen… but did anyway.
We kick things off with a classic Kelly Fact, spotlighting a man who somehow won an award for not playing his piano, which sets the tone perfectly for the nonsense that follows. From there, it’s straight into award show mode as everyone shows up dressed...

Welcome to Part Two of the Best of Nonsense 2025, where the clips get louder, the grudges get deeper, and the brain cells are completely optional.
This episode highlights some of the most physically painful, mentally questionable, and aggressively petty moments from the Nonsense Podcast this year. From arm wrestling disasters and surprise birthday gifts, to lifelong wrestling beefs and some of the worst trivia failures we’ve ever recorded — this is Nonsense at full strength.
If Part One was about lore and legacy, Part Two is about chaos and consequences.
This episode includes the infamous arm wrestling saga...

Welcome to Part One of the Best of Nonsense 2025, a full-length clip show celebrating some of the wildest, dumbest, and most iconic moments from the Nonsense Podcast this year.
If you’re new here — this episode is the perfect entry point.
If you’ve been here all year — congratulations, you survived this nonsense with us.
This episode features hand-picked moments that helped define the show in 2025, including the official introduction of Chad Bear, unforgettable guest chaos, the rise of FNBob’s Ruthless Positivity Era, and the very first time Kelly ever dropped a random fact that sent the show o...

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we kick off a New Year podcast episode with a wild Kelly Fact about how Italians used to celebrate New Year’s Eve — by throwing furniture out the window to symbolize getting rid of the old and making room for the new… while also wearing red underwear for good luck. Naturally, this sparks a chaotic discussion about Assassin’s Creed lore, how the franchise should’ve ended, and why Attack on Titan eventually became too much for FNBob despite being one of the most popular anime of all time.
From there, we unfortunat...

On this episode of The Nonsense Podcast, we’re joined once again by Justin Woolwine of the ILWPod (I Love Wrestling Podcast)  @ILWPOD2024  
We kick things off with a wild Kelly Fact that leaves everyone speechless: the Mari Lwyd, a South Wales tradition involving a mounted horse skull on a pole used in rhyming rap battles to bring good luck in the new year. Justin immediately embraces the chaos, joking that headless horses and rap battles sound like the perfect way to ring in the year, while FNBob wonders if Vikings were the original battle rappers thanks to their own...

This year’s Nonsense Podcast Christmas Special takes a wild turn right out the gate. We kick things off with a Kelly Fact about a very different Serbian Christmas tradition — one that involves tying up family members and ransoming them for gifts. Somehow wholesome… somehow terrifying.
FNBob is DONE waiting on Santa after missing him for two straight years and refuses to move on with the show until Santa finally shows up. Instead, the doorbell rings and packages are left behind — along with a letter from Santa himself. According to the note, a certain bear HR representative may have snitched...

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we kick things off with a Kelly Fact that immediately causes chaos — Jingle Bells was actually written as a Thanksgiving song before being hijacked by Christmas. FNBob and Henvincible struggle to sing the lyrics without defaulting to the Batman smells version, which sends FNBob into a mini-rant about the complete disrespect of Thanksgiving and why the holiday desperately needs better movies and music. From there, the show rolls straight into a breakdown of the Video Game Awards, or as FNBob lovingly calls them, the Expedition 33 Awards, after the game seemingly swept the entire ni...

On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we kick things off with another wild Kelly Fact, learning that Iceland skips Santa Claus entirely and instead unleashes the Yule Lads — 13 mischievous trolls who reward good kids with gifts and bad kids with rotten potatoes. Naturally, FNBob immediately fires off a short joke aimed at Henvincible, while Henvincible argues the Yule Lads sound like an elite metal band name.
From there, the boys spiral into fast food frustration, with FNBob accusing Burger King of microwaving meals and declaring warm Frosties at Wendy’s a crime against humanity. Things get even worse when...

The Nonsense Podcast is officially in full holiday mode 🎄🎶 and instead of doing a normal end-of-year wrap-up… we made it way worse.
We kick things off with a wild Kelly Fact about a Venezuelan Christmas tradition where people roller skate to church from December 16th–24th. FNBob immediately calls cap and threatens a fact check, while Henvincible derails the conversation with an unhinged holiday wrestling reference to ECW’s December to Dismember.
Then FNBob unveils a brand-new game inspired by Spotify Wrapped, YouTube Recaps, and every list nobody asked for. Introducing “Rock the Mic” 🎤 — a karaoke-style game where random questions must...

Ho ho holy chaos… the Nonsense crew is BACK with a Christmas episode stuffed fuller than Santa’s DUI report!
We kick things off with a Kelly Fact straight out of Norwegian folklore: apparently the witches and evil creatures come out on Christmas Eve looking for brooms to joyride through the sky. Henvincible immediately pictures a squad of hammered witches weaving around Santa’s airspace like GTA NPCs, while FNBob tries to figure out whether they have to file a flight plan with air traffic control.
Then the Wheel of Nonsense returns, and it is UNHINGED this week. FNBob...

On this episode of the Daily Dose of Nonsense, the crew reacts to Kelly’s wild fact about Arkansas’ Turkey Drop — a real event where turkeys get thrown out of a plane 500 feet in the air for people to catch. Henvincible is shocked they can fly at all, while FNBob immediately turns it into a Thanksgiving Battle Royale idea.
After that, the boys spiral into chaos as FNBob jokes about layoffs, calls out their naked security duck, and roasts streamers for never playing the actual game. Then we jump into gaming talk, Chicago sports delusion, and FNBob’s dream trade id...

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On today’s episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we kick things off with a Kelly Fact that explains how TV dinners only exist because Swanson accidentally ordered 260 tons of turkey. FNBob immediately wants to know who messed up that badly, because as he puts it, “I work with morons, but that’s next-level!”
From there, the chaos continues:
Henvincible thinks TV dinners fell off decades ago, but FNBob reminds him that Factor meal preps have kept the torch alive — even if they taste like “AI-generated food textures.”
Then FNBob unleashes an IT-induced rant about humanity losing brain cell...

On this episode of The Nonsense Podcast, things go off the rails immediately. Kelly opens with a wholesome fact about November being National Novel Writing Month… and within minutes the guys are debating whether they could ever write a book. Henvincible casually drops that he writes poetry, while FNBob proudly admits his “artistic side” is actually just lies, confidence, and psychological warfare to trick people into thinking he’s deep.
But once the show begins?
It’s over.
FNBob unleashes one of the greatest rants in Nonsense history after attempting to watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show for the fi...

This week’s episode of The Nonsense Podcast is one straight out of the vault — literally. It’s the lost episode FNBob forgot to upload! 😂 And it’s a wild one from start to finish.
We kick things off with a Kelly Fact that ruins everyone’s day: the chainsaw was originally invented for C-sections. 😳 Henvincible is horrified, Kelly is disturbingly calm about it, and FNBob’s only question is whether lumberjacks and doctors shared tools back then.
Then we get an update on the crew — Henvincible just got recertified in all his tech credentials (so he keeps his job… for now 👨‍💻...

On this chaotic episode of The Nonsense Podcast, we kick things off with a Kelly Fact so wild it almost breaks the show — Illinois has an actual event called the Turkey Testicle Festival. Yes… that’s a real thing. Henvincible immediately taps out in disgust while FNBob shames him for having “the culinary bravery of a toddler.”
Then the guys jump into a rant-filled intro where FNBob declares war on society for skipping straight from Halloween to Christmas and ignoring both Veterans Day and Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, Henvincible reveals his shocking beef with Hawaiians — and honestly… it’s somehow the least unhinged p...

This is it — the final Halloween episode of the season and the crew goes out with a full stomach and zero chill. We kick things off with a Kelly Fact that blew our minds: trick-or-treating traces back to medieval “souls cakes”, when folks went door-to-door offering prayers for the dead in exchange for cake. FNBob immediately wants the recipe; Henvincible warns it sounds like another questionable British dish. Next, FNBob casually flexes his new academic cred — a doctorate in Meta Physics — and reminds everyone he’s also an ordained minister now (because why not). Costume roll call: FNBob rocks a Hogwarts dro...

The Nonsense Crew is back at full strength for another Halloween-themed episode! 👻 Henvincible returns just in time to hear Kelly’s wild fact about Ireland baking charms into bread for Halloween 🍞🎃 — a tradition that instantly sets FNBob off on a tirade against Irish cooking. Somehow that leads into a conversation about British actors taking over Hollywood and how no one can tell who's actually American anymore 🇬🇧🎭. Then it’s time to show off the crew’s costumes — Henvincible rolls up repping Hogwarts (Hufflepuff pride! 🧙‍♂️), while FNBob channels his inner soldier as Ghost from Call of Duty 🫡. The boys then rant about the lies of adulthood — from the 9...

It’s officially spooky season on the Nonsense Podcast! 🎃 Kelly kicks things off with a chilling fact — there have only been two full moon Halloweens in recorded history (1944 & 2020)! FNBob says that’s not spooky enough — he wants a blood moon or lunar eclipse for maximum Halloween vibes. Then the two dive into their favorite horror games, seasonal traditions, and chaotic pumpkin plans. FNBob defends Silent Hill f while roasting games like The Quarry and Until Dawn, and Kelly reveals her fall baking obsession. From carving pumpkins to debating the ultimate Halloween meal (Pizza vs. Meatloaf 🍕💀), it’s all tricks, treats, and pure nonsense...

On this spooky, chill episode of the Nonsense Podcast, it’s just Kelly and FNBob holding it down while Henvincible is out! 👻 We start off with a Kelly Fact that literally broke FNBob: the iconic Michael Myers mask is actually just a William Shatner Star Trek mask — and now you’ll never see it the same way again. 😱 From there, we dive headfirst into Halloween season with freshly decorated studio vibes, classic horror talk, and movie reviews galore! Kelly shares her October movie marathon picks like The Black Phone and Good Boy, while FNBob confesses he finds Nightmare on Elm Street and T...