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Jackie and Kara are back and CONFESSIN' all the DARK SIDED celeb news this week, including Christina Applegate finding out she was misdiagnosed with MS, a retro suggestion from Jackie's 31 for 31, Kara finally got to see 'Primetime' and plans to catch 'You Can See Everything' before the next recording! Diddy's gettin' transferred from one low security prison to another, and solitary confinement with a pushed back release date, after being found with contraband. Now that HOLDEN'S outta the ROOM, we're talkin' Taytay and her 'girls supporting girls' mantra goin' out the window when it comes to The Charts. And...

This 'Second Helpings' we got a lil bit of Tyra, lil bit of Cardi B, and a whole bucket of them red flags from 'Love Is Blind'. We got more fuel in the 'DWTS' fire with their first suspension. EVER. Proving once more that it's very important to take a walk before you make that post. MJ got to watch 'Invasion Of The Body Snatchers'!  'Love Is Blind' is truly proving it's not just men, but it is always yachts. Tyra's stompin' all over Jackie's toes with her OWN audiobook version of 'Modelland'. Cardi B brought the 'P' word t...

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jackie 2.0 (aka Post-Freaky Jackin' Friday ' Holden) and we're gossin' 'bout Miley callin' out "clickbait headlines" when it came to her Hollywood Bowl performance, it seems like Taytay and Tree Paine are linin' the pockets of 'Love Is Blind' season 11, or else 'Taylor Time' is real. Jackie won't ruin 'You Can See Everything'! 'Dancing With The Stars' is havin' all kinds of drama, and 'Love Is Blind' still seems to have that touch for finding the worst of the worst. Then we got a LIST of things that prove...

Jackie and Kara are BACK and the Kelly Clarkson bird saga is showin' everyone's true colors, Mia Goth filed for divorce from Shia LaBeouf 2 days after FKA Twigs NDA expired, Selma Blair is headin' to a body cam footage feed near you! Six Flags shut down their CTE creator after a recent death from a patron falling out. And HOMEWORK CHECK! It's time to talk about The Swan documentary. John and Kate's kids are finally old enough they're writing tell-alls. Wicker is GETTTIN' CLOSER! And so so so much mooooore!!!

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We're back with more SECOND HELPIN'S, and the main story may be Kelly Clarkson's unrequited quirky bird ownership, but we're talkin' 'bout the fact that apparently Jimmy Stewart's daughter has no ears as she claims Mr. Fantasy's portrayal in the upcoming biopic DOESN'T sound like an impersonation, Rosalía absolutely killed it on SNL and Shane Gillis being a toxic loser shouldn't overshadow that, but also Travis Kelce apparently liked a video of said monologue, to absolutely no one's shock. MJ got to watch Weapon's, so many spoilers ahead! Jackie got her Whalefall tickets! Kelly Ripa BANNED Mark Consuelos f...

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This week on Page 7, we're joined by Natalie Jean to discuss Kelly Clarkson going full nuclear over a $15,000 mechanical bird that wasn't for sale anyway, and Nicole Kidman winning the divorce from Keith Urban, 'cause we all just wanna feel like Nicole. Jackie's holding Natalie to task for introducin' her to 'Wonka's Golden Ticket', and a world of pure AI horrors to behold. And we're all either in the gumballs of terror or the expensive bird store! Jackie's gettin' excited for Wicker and it's 4D release (that appears to include a urine bucket), grab your sexy wicker popcorn  bucket w...

It might be the 4th time, but it's always the first time here on Page 7 Dark Sided and the news just keeps gettin' more dystopian and dark as we go! Kelly Clarkson appears to live and die by her AI waifu which causes disappointment all around. When life gives Dakota Johnson a bowl of limes, she LIES, and that's startin' to melt Jackie and Kara! Kara can't do 31 for 31, but she's all ready to talk 'bout Christa Pike! There's supposedly a celebrity assistant that's bein' used as a cosmetic surgery test dummy, and who do you think the celebrity...

Slap on your bib, it's time for some SECOND HELPIN'S with Jackie and MJ, and this time they're gettin' all STEAMED UP with a deeper dive into the Michael Douglas memoir 'One Helluva Ride' (including the apparent hypodermic needle threat at the 1992 Oscars!?), Jackie's got her 31 for 31 rubric to help anyone still strugglin' to figure out what to watch this season! But MJ's got their sights set on tryin' out 'Backrooms' after seeing the trailer for it, but they're always ready to watch 'Never Been Kissed' especially since Michael Vartan emerged from the woods for a reunion with Jennifer...

This week on Page 7, we're joined by HoldKnife McNeely to discuss that new metaltoothed dog movie, Michael Douglas dropped his steamy memoir but don't you dare imply he's a sex addict! Alix Earle brags about being illiterate in a really, really weird interview that also asks her about pegging, Kelly Clarkson is making everyone's skin crawl off by joking ChatGPT is her lover, everyone's finding out that Rita Wilson has SIX STUDIO ALBUMS?!?!?! Jackie FINALLY confirms everyone's suspicions about the studio dookie smear bandit! Dakota Johnson and Anne Hathaway are chompin' at the bit for the film adaptation of...

Kara and Jackie are back with more DARK SIDED news as they discuss former American Idol contestant Caleb Flynn's fate, the FINAL EPISODE of 'A Killer Story' for the LAST time, 'The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City' had  ski adventure, The Pioneer Woman's son is facing charges, then GRAB YOUR OOKYS, IT'S ABOUT TO GET SPOOKY WITH HALLOWEN BUZZBALLZ as we're startin' to get ready for our HALLOWEEN BITCHATHON October 22nd! Sean Penn once more proves that a broken clock is right twice, the full trailer for 'You Can See Everything' has dropped! Jeff Lous scolded Andy Cohen f...

This week on 'Second Helpings' Jackie's got somethin' weight on her after season 1, episode 4 of 'How To with John Wilson', and everyone's excited for his new collab with Mamdani. Then we're hoppin' right into the 'Primetime' discourse after Jackie went to see it again, all for that Lipnicki dong. Julia Stiles got to stay on Dancing and Jackie's now confirmed Banana Ball fan. It appears they medieval up Lily-Rose Depp's face for WERWULF after all the iPhone Face complaints with Nosferatu. Elizabeth Holmes is still terrifying. Lili Reinhart is havin' a style moment on the press tour for 'The...

This week on Page 7, we're joined by LPN's own Amber Nelson to rank celeb back tattoos after Rita Wilson debuted her OWN copycat of her son, Chet's, back tattoo! And what about poor Truman? MJ fell into an Astairehole after it was announced Margaret Qualley & Sabrina Carpenter would be joining Tom Holland in the upcoming Fred Astaire Biopic! ANNOUNCING THE WATCHALONG OF THE SERIES FINALE OF BUFFY, this coming Tuesday on the Patreon! Then it's time to talk THE OUTTA TOUCH VMAS! And we're all about to be blessed with Nicolas Cage as John Madden. Jackie's gonna wait for...

Kara and Jackie are BACK with more of the DARK SIDED, including the return of 'The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City' in all their TIGHT glory, and in more Mormon wives news, Taylor Frankie Paul is poppin' off on the first episode of 'The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' with rumors swirling, and the multiple failed drug tests might confirm them. At least one wife has left with more hinting of their soon departure. 'A Killer Story' has everyone on the edge of their seats. Carrot Top has awoken, but the rumors that it was caused by sextortion...

We're back with another heapin' spoonful of SECOND HELPINGS including Ed Sheeran's wormy stage appearance, and more importantly IT'S FAT BEAR WEEK, Y'ALL! Jackie got herself one of them bone vibratory pops to try ON AIR, so SUCKSUCKSUCK warnings abound. AND DANCING WITH THE "STARS" IS BACK, and do we got a rundown of the first 3hrs that dropped! Then Jackie's  got the absolute opposite of a recommendation, a condemnation one could say, when it comes to Mark Wahlberg's movie "By Any Means" that appears to just be an excuse for him to use a ton of slurs and t...

This week on Page 7, Channing Tatum (MAYHAPS) has a poorly hidden finsta, but more importantly MJ was finally able to be in the same room as their long lost twin and 100 other Claymates. Then everyone's hackles are raising as the stories keep rolling out about Tom Cruise and Taytay. And no matter what Channing Tatum says now, and now matter what internet sleuths say, he's got a finsta, and he's just here for the hate. Ben Affleck has a new movie called 'Animals' comin' out that's had it's own wild ride to getting completed. Then we got a LIST...

Jackie and Kara kick off the first episode of DARK SIDED with Real Housewives talk, Jackie talks about returning to 90 Day, unsurprisingly SLOMW drama is happening again, and then its on to Kim Zolciak's 15 year old son KJ Biermann's multiple sexual assault charges.  "Death of a Pastors Wife" on Netflix has Jackie and Kara hooked, Sydney Sweeney is unfortunately back with another ad about her boobs to continue her weird baiting, SeaWorld has it's OWN Halloween Horror Night that no one asked for, then we got us A DARK LIST of Celebrities Who Faced Intense Backlash for Controversial Momeeeents, B...

This week on 'Second Helpings' we've got a whooole heapin' helpin' of EMMY'S GOSS'! Includin' how H A W T Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell were (even if he DIDN'T thank her during his acceptance speeches), Mariska Hargitay looked like she went up there and had a lotta fun, John Mulaney got CENSORED, Taytay and Mariska Hargitay did a SKIT with the true star! There was a bit o' Buffy reunion on stage, and we got an announcement about our Buffy Watchalong! Then Ina Garten has announced to everyone (including Jeffrey) that she's got a new podcast happenin' directly...

This week on Page 7 we're celebratin' our OWN Fleet Week with  the captain of the SS BC, Holden McNeely, AND THEY'RE SETTIN' DOCK! Celin Dion IS BACK BABY, Lady Gaga has become Mama Gaga as she's wanted to, CONGRATULATIONS! Speakin' of STEFANI GERMANOTTA, we're takin' another look at that infamous 2022 Oscars where STEFANI GERMANOTTA SABOTAGED HER! Holden brings the Stella Thefty drama to the table. What do Jillian Anderson and Jojo Siwa have in common? There's an unfortunately titled sequel to 'The Family Stone' comin' out next year. Practical Magic 2 ain't castin' any spells on reviewers, then it's ONTO T...

Jackie and MJ are BACK with some slippy sloppin' Second Helpins as they start it RIGHT OFF with the fact that Jim Thornton really did do what he did. On a plane. Meghan Markle and Harry are COOOOOMIN' HOOOME to the UK because NO ONE WANTS 'EM IN AMERICA! Then we got some announcements regardin' a new hour of Page 7! Nikolas Sparks and M. Night Shyamalan have teamed up to create a book, AND movie. It was family day on the newest episode of 'Nation's Dumbest' and Jackie can't deny the Baldwin charms. Then Hilaria decided to make the...

It's a solemn week here at Page 7 as Natalie Jean joins us to process the tragedy that was 'Gay 9/11' aka Dolly Parton and Tim Curry sadly passing on the same day. Never Forget.  BUT IN LIGHTER NEWS, Carrie Underwood has fully embraced 'guy who punches holes in drywall' as her new personality type after performing many a Nu-Metal classic at the Velocity Festival in Dyersville, Iowa at none other than THE FIELD OF DREAMS. Then Jackie and Natalie regale all with tales of 'The Emerald Isle' and all the little scumbags and little scrotes that fester uponst it! M...

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Jackie and MJ are BACK for a SECOND (and final!) HELPING of Liza Minnelli's book "Kids, Wait Till You Hear This!"

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This week on Page 7 it's time to join MJ and Jackie as they KICK KICK KICK OFF their 2-part book club of "Kids, Wait Till You Hear This!" by none other than MS. LIZA MINNELLI!

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This week on "Second Helpings" we're discussing the untimely passing of the immensely talented and deeply missed Hayden Panettiere, which directly leads into how Hollywood continues to systematically and repeatedly be failing the children it simply chews up and spits out for their own profit. Alyssa Milano has spoken out about their struggle with PPA after having their child amid the Lindsay Clancy tragedy. And then it's time for something completely different with discussion of the first episode of "Lanterns". Gideon can't stop gushin' 'bout them SNEKS while watchin' "Monsters of God" with MJ! Jackie and Harry Jowsey are...

This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by LPN's very own sloppy steak lover Amber Nelson as Jakzig stops by to serenade after their debut performance on "Last Stream" this past Tuesday! Amber's schoolin' eeeerrybody on the origins of punk, MJ's here to remind everyone 'bout The Curse of The Lil Rascals! (not to mention just the curse of being a child actor in general) Speakin' of child stars, Ariana Grande got a tattoo to match Ricky Alvarez because that's what a totally rational person does. Reese Witherspoon and Will Ferrell apparently had some hot takes about...

This week we got some BIRTHDAY SECOND HELPIN'S FOR A VERY SPECIAL GIIIRL! And that very special girl just had her LUST for Hannah Einbinder via her new movie "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma", which Jackie HIGHLY recommends. MJ got a melon baller! The most non-American Mr. and Mrs. America, Kerri Russell and Matthew Rhys had a big Variety feature this week, Jackie gives a harrowing tattoo tale, and then it's time for some "Nation's Dumbest" talk, including Carmen Electra getting EXPELLED. Eric Goode of Tiger King fame is back with a new doc about reptile smugglin...

This week on Page 7 we're joined by Seena Ghaznavi to goss' 'bout the weekend Jackie had at "Midsummer Scream" as Summerween is uponst us! Not to mention Brad Pitt confessin' to no longer bein' on the wagon, 'cause he toooootally knows his limits now (not when he was abusing Angelina and the kids, tho). He's also confessin' that he's been suicidal, WHO'D OF GUESSED. Jackie and MJ take some ACCOUNTABLITY when it comes to the title mixup from last week. Brooklyn Beckham is cookin' with sea water and Pennzoil, plus North West didn't JUST cancel the tour due to...

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie thought they got through the hard story yesterday, but they're back with more CONTENT WARNING HEAVY CELEB NEWS as they dive into the Perez Hilton breakdown. But Jackie's got some Pork n' Beans and Tomdeya vidz to turn her frown upside down. Jackie went to see The Spidermans in SCREEN X, and she highly recommends, MJ covers the comments Ireland Baldwin had to say about Perez and social media bullying as a whole, and Jackie's got a dab rig! Then there's even more contact talk, "Nation's Dumbest" is back with a...

This week on Page 7, we got the perfect co-pilot for some HEAVIER topics this week with Gronky's handler, Holden McNeely! So, content warnings ABOUND! BUT FIRST, Jackie's lost herself in the music, AND down some WICKER PANTS with the release of the "Wicker" trailer. Then we're startin' light into the heavy side layer, North West announced the cancelation of her current tour, Morgan Wallen's BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING still, and finally, we have to talk about the 'Petal' music video. Oh, and Mario Lopez posted a really really fucking weird AI slop video of his niece double fistin' some slippy sloppy dawgs...

This week on Second Helpings, we got a smorgasbord of boooooys with Tom Holland and Jon Bernthal bein' buddies on "Hot Ones" with a PUKE AND RALLY! Jimothy waddles by on his way to the raccoon zoos, but don't PET HIM! Once you get them rabies, thems the stabies. Zendaya gave a masterclass in dodgin' secret leakin' on the red carpet when she switched up her Spiderman red carpet looks from all black, to white, when in CHYNA (take note, Holland!) MJ and Jackie now see the light that Tom Holland CAN dance! Jackie has THOUGHTS on "Nation's Dumbest"...

MJ and Jackie are back this week with LPN's resident NOT LIKE THE OTHER NERD BOYS, Jake Young from "Nerd Of Mouth", and he's here to weight in on the just passed San Diego Comic-Con that was basically ran by Marvel. Including all the Ryan's anyone could handle and a Canadian tuxedo that's a lil too south of the border to be considered Canadian, if ya know what we mean. Ryan Gosling is announced for "Ghost Rider", while Ryan Reynolds was "sneakin'" 'round dressed as JeanPool and crashin' the Avengers panel. MJ details their logistical mistake of a "Les...

This week on Second Helpings, the story of the week is Jackie's a NOLANATOR and Second Helpings is a KJ Apa centered podcast NOW because he's on a MEDIA BLITZ! Sadly but not sadly, it has nothing to do with Riverdale and eeeeeverything to do with MR. FANTASY!!! (but theyre toooootally different people, COME ON) Jennifer Garner has had 2 paparazzi assigned to her for the past 25 years and spoke about it on the "Shut Up Evan" podcast, because wtf. MJ started watching Nation's Dumbest, Jackie's BACK IN THE VILLA in the UK! To top off her NolanHole, Jackie went...

This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by SPUN (and Brighter Side and HoopaGooGoo)'s very own Amber Nelson to pitch an opportunity the network can't miss out on! Then we're onto talkin' 'bout the many shades of musicals that exist, and EVIL PANTIES (created by a professional pop culture troll) are trying to RUIN Zendaya!? Speakin' of HUMAN SHIT, T-Bell Influencer Supreme Jackie got GOT with the cyclospora over the weekend. Then we got a LIST of (40:36) Famous People Who OPENLY Talked SMACK About Other CELEBRITIES, BLINDZ, and then we got a Drive Thru replacin' Jackie's...

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are back to goss' 'bout MISTAH FANTASY and Jackie gettin' to see his performance recently, an artist using Tswift's wedding garbage as his current art project, and the continued adorableness of Tom Holland and Zendaya. "Love Island" US has come to an end, which means the clam is free to slam across America and Jackie is headed to the UK for another season in THE VILLA, MJ and Jackie are still workin' on Liza's memoir, and MJ has started RHORI! "Dancing with the Stars" has a new spin-off. "CATS The Jellicle...

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Natalie Jean, to discuss the tragic loss of Sam Neill, MJ brings up the insanity from Jay-Z's most recent NYC shows, Jackie's spelunking of contact juggling has led them to "The Ocho", and some LPN studio PARKING DRAMA! Then this week's list is "19 Behind-The-Scenes Secrets About ’90s Movies That I Just Learned And Now I Can’t Stop Thinking About Them", the blindz, BIG RANCH is back in Jackie's Snackies @ 1:10:36, and a Tajin coated MJ's minute munchies @ 1:21:42 until @ 1:25:32, plus even more on this week's Page 7! 

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This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are back to talk 'bout that "lil tiff" Jack Antonoff was apparently talkin' 'bout at the Swift weddin', aka Margaret Qualley filed for divorce, as well as Blake Lively NOT getting an invite to her own dragon's wedding.  MJ went to see "Lion King" on Broadway, Jackie saw the Oliva Wilde marriage death film "The Invite", it was couples Karaoke night on "Love Island", which Jackie reports is surprisingly sober.  MJ talks more 'bout "Evil", and Jackie is already ready to watch "Widow's Bay" again! "The Bear" is ready to start it...

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Fraudsters' OWN Seena Ghaznavi, the prettiest pony in the swamp, as they enter into the VIDJA AGE with their first VIDJA EPISODE (over on the youtubes) to exclusively  goss' 'bout the only event packed with more billionaires, entertainment industry creeps, and ICE Detention Center owners than DC250, Taytay and Trav's WEDDING! Then we got a LIST of 21 Pop Culture Facts That'll Live In Your Head RENT-FREE After You Learn Them, BLINDZ that got kiiiiinda spoiled earlier in the ep, and then we got a CRUEL Jackie's Snackies @ 1:04:03, followed by a...

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are talkin' 'bout how "Love Island" will destroy us all, and not even Megan the Stallion's visit can stop it, and Jackie gives updates from MOVIE NIGHT I. The people from the "Skywalkers" documentary scaled the Empire State Building and put up a banner that's very....nice (and got engaged on the walk down!)   MJ is wonderin' how they are supposed to get to New Jersey when Taytay's gettin' married and shuttin' 'er all down, Frankie Muniz played his child like an air guitar in the oh-so fun divorce-o announcement, that h...