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The SafeHouse Boys Jack Lambrini, Yourno1boi and Teepee will be giving you regular not so informative updates about all your sporting needs!!!

4 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
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19/53 - Season 4 Episode 19


Four years of the SafeHouse Sports podcast and somehow we’re still going strong. In this special anniversary episode, Tom, Glen and Oscar celebrate four years of football debates, terrible predictions and complete nonsense by looking back at some of the best moments from the show so far.

We read out fan emails and messages, put each other through ball knowledge tests to find out who actually understands the sport they spend hours talking about, dive into the latest Champions League action and reveal the first ever SHS Awards.

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Simeone VAR Masterclass
#18
05/03/2026

18/53


This week we break down a huge night in Europe—and the controversy that came with it.

We start with Bayern vs PSG, looking at the key moments, standout performances, and what the result means going forward.

Then it’s all eyes on Arsenal vs Atlético Madrid, where the football almost takes a back seat to the drama. We go through the major decisions, the VAR involvement, and whether it was gamesmanship, brilliance… or something else entirely from Simeone.

Plenty to debate, plenty to disagree on.


Rosenior gets sacked!!
#16
04/26/2026

17/53 - Season 4 Episode 17


A little late, but no one will notice! Join the usual trio into a deep dive on the recent Prem results, including our takes on the European positions and relegation battles. We also talk about the EFL relegation battles and ongoing European Cup games.


A classic ep and no one to be missed!


Tottenham Are Getting RELEGATED?!?
#16
04/19/2026

16/53 - Season 4: Episode 16


We start with a serious look at Tottenham’s form, asking whether relegation is genuinely on the table or just an overreaction.

At the bottom of the league, we assess the situations at Sheffield Wednesday and Leicester, and who looks most likely to go down.

Attention then turns to Europe, with a breakdown of the Champions League quarter-finals—key matchups, standout players, and who’s best placed to progress.

We also discuss the current Ballon d’Or race, looking at the leading contenders and how upcoming...


Over an Hour and a Half of Arsenal Tears!
#15
04/12/2026

15/53 - Season 4: Episode 15


We dive headfirst into Arsenal’s devastating loss to Southampton—what went wrong, who’s to blame, and just how bad is it really? Expect a LOT of tears.

Across Europe, we break down all the latest from the Champions League, Europa League, and Conference League—big results, shock moments, and who’s looking dangerous heading into the next rounds.

We also react to the World Cup final draw, looking at who’s landed lucky… and who’s been absolutely stitched up.

To round things off, it’s time f...


Easter 2026 Special
04/04/2026

14/53 - Season 4: Episode 14


The boys are back for a bumper Easter special—and it’s packed.

We kick things off with the latest World Cup qualifiers, breaking down who’s flying, who’s flopping, and who might not even make it to 2026. There’s serious concern for Italy as their struggles continue… what’s gone wrong?

England are also in action as we react to the Japan friendly—what did we learn, and who’s staking a claim?

Over on the baize, it’s snooker chat as the big names battle it...


Ultimate Messi vs Ronaldo Debate
03/29/2026

13/52 - Season 4: Episode 13


The boys are back!

Bringing all the world cup qualifying updates and will Messi be the GOAT if he gets 2 world cups? Is CR7 back if he wins? England FC Overview


50TH EPISODE SPECIAL!!
#12
03/22/2026

12/53 - Season 4: Episode 12


Half a century. Who’d have thought it?

Tom, Glen & Oscar are all back together for the big 5-0, taking it right back to where it started — from Super League chaos origins to what the pod has become today. Expect stories from the early days, behind-the-scenes chaos, and a full trip down memory lane.

We put our own history to the test with a SHS quiz — who remembers the most, and who’s been chatting nonsense for 50 episodes?

On the sporting side:

🌍 The AFCON contr...


UCL First-Leg Disasters, F1 Returns, Glen’s Dating Update & a New Segment!
#11
03/12/2026

11/53 - Season 4: Episode 11


This week on Safehouse Sports, the lads dive into the first-leg drama in the Champions League as Europe’s biggest clubs battle it out for a place in the quarter-finals.

We also shift gears to talk Formula 1, break down what’s happening in Glen’s Basketball Corner, and introduce a brand new segment — the Safehouse Sports Hall of Fame.

There’s also an unexpected detour into Glen’s dating life, plus the usual mix of sporting stories, chaos, and questionable takes.

A new segment in the way of S...


UCL Draw Reaction, Premier League Weekend & Canyon Chaos
#10
03/08/2026

10/53 - Season 4: Episode 10


This week on Safehouse Sports, the lads dive straight into the latest Champions League draw, breaking down the biggest matchups, who’s got the easiest path to glory, and which clubs might already be packing their bags.

We also run through the weekend’s Premier League action – the big results, the questionable decisions, and the moments that had the group chat absolutely firing.

But the real headline? Jack Lambrini’s mental trip to the Grand Canyon. What started as a normal story quickly spiralled into one of the stra...


Snow Jobs, Tough Draws and Survival Island Ballers
#9
03/01/2026

9/53 - Season 4: Episode 9


Teepee is back! — and unsurprisingly, the sporting world has descended into chaos just in time.

This week on Safehouse Sports, Glen and Tom skate straight into the latest Winter Olympic scandals, asking who’s in trouble, what’s actually happened, and whether sporting controversy is now an Olympic event of its own.

Then it’s all eyes on the Champions League draws, where dreams are made, routes to the final are argued over, and Bodø/Glimt continue their mission to ruin evenings across Europe.

And because n...


Thomas Frank’s Sacking Unfair?
02/21/2026

8/53 - Season 4: Episode 8


The SafeHouse boys are back with another "not-so-informative" update! In this episode, we break down the shocking news of Thomas Frank being sacked and what it means for the league. We also dive into the chaotic manager situations at both Manchester United and Tottenham—who’s coming, who’s going, and who’s actually qualified? To wrap things up, we give our thoughts on the Super Bowl and all the highlights from the big game


Valentines Day Special
02/14/2026

7/53 - Season 4: Episode 7


Love is in the air… and chaos is in the studio. 💘


For this Valentine’s Day Special, the SafeHouse Boys dive head-first into the world of sports romance, from the weirdest pickup lines ever created, to Sports Couple of the Year, heartbreak stories, red flags, green flags, and outrageous hypotheticals.


Expect laughs, debates, terrible flirting, fan confessions, and pure nonsense, as we answer your Valentine’s-themed AMA questions and decide who really deserves the crown for ultimate sports romance.



Superbowl Final! Chiefs vs Seahawks! Starmer cuts Science Funding!
02/08/2026

6/53 - Season 4: Episode 6


The boys are back for some superbowl analysis. UK government cuts Science funding as well


UCL Wrap-Up! Giannis to the Warriors Leaked?
02/01/2026

5/53 - Season 4: Episode 5


The boys wrap up the news for the week with all your sporting needs. Eddie Howe's time over?!? Is Pep out of ideas?


Arteta Out? Arsenal BottleJob is Real, Captain Cunha! ICE discussion!
01/25/2026

4/53 - Season 4: Episode 4


The boys are back for this weeks roundup of all your sporting action, also covering the live reaction to Man U vs Arsenal.

Also a little political spin on this week with a live Andy Burnhum reaction and a Trump, ICE and greenland reaction!


Shocking AFCON Final Reaction!! Senegal Robbed and Redemption
01/18/2026

3/53 - Season 4: Episode 3


AFCON Final Drama, is this the biggest robbery of all time?!?

Morocco bottle last minute penalty in the final - Diaz washed?

Also, is coffee the best sport in the world?

And Warriors to win the championship?


Josh Special!
01/11/2026

2/52 - Season 4: Episode 2


Josh Lambrini returns to the podcast to test his vertical leap and bring his sports opinions


2026 Return! Is it Arsenals title to lose? And Luke the Nuke inevitable!
01/04/2026

1/53 - Season 4: Episode 1


The boys are back for 2026 bringing you up to date on all of your sporting news!


2025 Resolutions!
#1
04/18/2025

Season 3: Episode 1


The boys are giving their 2025 New Year’s resolutions.


2024/2025 Premier League Predictions
04/12/2025

Season 2: Episode 22


The boys predict the league table for the 24/25 premier league season


AI Interrogates The SafeHouse Sports Boys
#21
04/06/2025

Season 2: Episode 21

This week the boys ask ChatGPT about its opinion of the podcast and we get some wild results!


Southgate's Job Saved!
06/30/2024

Season 2: Episode 20


Join the boys, minus one member for this week's Euro's predictions and hot takes!


EUROS 2024 SPECIAL!!!
06/15/2024

Season 2: Episode 19


The Boys give our predictions for the 2024 Euros, giving our stand out players for each team and how we think the tournament will pan out.


Over an Hour of Arsenal Tears
05/20/2024

Season 2: Episode 18


Join the boys as we hear about how Arsenal have bottled the league.


Real Madrid Vs Dortmund in the UCL final!
05/17/2024

Season 2: Episode 17


The boys are back for the review of the UCL semi finals 2024 and the NBA round 1 playoff review.


Calling Out Blokes In Toilets!!!
05/02/2024

Season 2: Episode 16


The boys are back for week 17 of the year and another great episode of the podcast!


I Met The Dad From Outnumbered
04/28/2024

Season 2: Episode 15


Ryan Garcia shocks the world and the boys tell you all about it. They also talk about the most famous people they’ve ever met.


Arsenal Lose Everything in a Week
04/25/2024

Season 2: Episode 14


Episode 14 of the year sees the boys back to summarise the whole week baby.


Special Guest Says Murillo > Mbappe?!?
04/23/2024

Season 2: Episode 13


Special guest visits the boys after a big champions league game! Telling all about the Nottingham Forrest battle at the bottom of the Premier League table.


Is your phone being tracked by the radio?!? Arsenal and Liverpool bottle the league!!!
04/16/2024

Season 2: Episode 12


The boys (including Teepee) are back at it! This week discussing a huge week of football. Please note the Turkish section is referring to Fenerbache not Besiktas - lol. Also Teepee discusses his phone being tapped by the radio?


Champions League Predictions! - Simeone > Klopp?!?
04/10/2024

Season 2: Episode 11


Glen and Oscar are back for this weeks football roundup! UCL action plus a huge liverpool result.


2024 SKI SPECIAL!!
03/19/2024

Season 2: Episode 10


The boys are joined by special guests Kieran, Chris and Josh in the French Alps to fill you in on everything you need to know about skiing.


Smash or Pass - Premier League Manager Edition!
03/04/2024

Season 2: Episode 9


The boys are back, this week discussing premier league managers and which take their fancy.


Klopps Kids VS Blue Billion Pound BottleJobs W/ Dani Alves Criminal Insight
02/26/2024

The boys give a great wrap up of the weeks entertainment.



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Kylian MBAPPE has GONE!!
02/20/2024

Season 2: Episode 7


The boys are back to talk about the NBA all star game, Dan Ashworth, Dana White and more surprises - this is episode 7 of 2024.


Chiefs and Taylor Swift Win the Super Bowl!!
02/12/2024

Season 2: Episode 6


The gang are back with another episode of the Safehouse Sports Podcast, where we talk about the unlikely champions of Afcon and Asiacon, as well as the overrated Arsenal team as they fluke their way through a London Derby. Expect to hear plenty of intellectual takes on the Super Bowl as we watch it in real time! Sit back and relax safehouse fans. Episode 6 of the year


Messi was the FRAUD all along?!?
02/07/2024

Season 2: Episode 5


This week it was Messi vs Ronaldo again - but nether of them actually played 🤔. Tune in to hear the boys thoughts


Arsenal crowned Premier League champions!?!?
02/05/2024

Season 2: Episode 4


The Safehouse Sports gents you know and love are back again this time talking about the mighty gunners and how the goat Arteta absolutely manhandled crybaby klopp 3-1, also discussed how Chelsea managed to spend a bil to end up worse and is it time for poch to got? Email in at safehousebusinessenquiries@gmail.com


Klopp Out! Liverpool in turmoil?!?
01/29/2024

Season 2: Episode 3


Teepee is back to join the boys in a deep dive in the week of sports. Covering the upcoming boxing, basketball and the chaotic week of football.