Everything Is Scary

40 Episodes

By: Kyle Clark

Join comedians Kyle Clark and Jen Saunderson and writer and horror fanatic Amy Drolet as they celebrate all things scary. From movies to books to haunts to the existential nature of being a sentient creature in the sea of chaos we call life, Kyle and Jen will be your guides. Plus, they make a lot of snacks. Cause you gotta have snacks.

The Toxic Avenger (1984)
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This week, Kyle and Amy discuss the 1984 cult classic The Toxic Avenger, a film as sleazy and crass as it is iconic and influential in the history of independent filmmaking! We love the Monster Hero!

But before we can get to all that, Amy’s cat decides to make an unexpectedly disruptive appearance.


Spookin' On:

Kyle – Instagram account Dream.in.ether, AI-generated horror photographs to haunt your dreams


Amy – Mayhem (2017)


Next Week's Tape: M3GAN (2023, Unrated) Availabl...

Tetsuo II: Body Hammer (1992)

This week, Amy and Kyle dive face first into the beautiful madnes that is Japaneses cyberpunk horror with Tetsuo II: Body Hammer (now streaming on Shudder)!


Spookin' On:

Kyle – The Riot Festival Line Up (because The Cure is on it)

Amy – Carrie (1976)


Next Week's Tape: The Toxic Avenger (1984) (streaming now on Tubi, Peacock, and for rent on YouTube)


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Flux Gourmet (2022)

To discuss today’s movie, Amy is joined by a very special guest, her other half from The Graveyard Shift, Frank Gillen! We will be talking about Peter Strickland’s latest film, Flux Gourmet, a surrealist dark comedy that claims to be horror, but we’re not so sure… 


Spookin On:

Frank – MonstahXpo "Ladies of Horror"

Amy – Prey (2022)


Next Week: Tetsuo: Body Hammer (1992)


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Magic (1978)

This week Amy shares with Kyle the late 70's sleeper classic Magic. Part Twilight Zone, part Tales from the Crypt, all showcase for what a snack Anthony Hopkins was in the 70s. Magic rules and you should go watch it. They also have a great chat about a whole bunch of recent horror releases.


Spookin' On:

Kyle - ONRYOU ZASHIK (Haunt at Tokyo Dome City in Japan), Beau is Afraid (2023)


Amy - Pope's Exorcist (2023), Evil Dead Risem (2023)


Next Week's Tape: Flux Gourmet (2022) (currently streaming on Hulu...

The Wicker Man (1973)

While Jen is in the basement, Kyle and Amy discuss a wildly underrated film, 1973’s The Wicker Man. Join us on a wonderfully weird journey filled with pagan rituals, horny folk songs, and Amy being somewhat distracted by thoughts of Adam Driver and Nicholas Hoult. 

Spookin On:

Kyle – Then Northman (2022), Beast (2022), Candyman (2021)

Amy - House of 1,000 Corpses (2003)


Next Week: Magic (1978)


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Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

This week our trio chat about the 1986 song and puppet masterpiece Little Shop of Horrors. They chat the magic of Rick Moranis, go over a ton of trivia about the movie, and ruminate on the films often discussed alternative ending. There is singing! There is dancing! Jen forgets her own name in the intro!


Now feed me... this podcast!


Spookin On:

Kyle – Yellowjackets Season 2 (2023)

Amy - Last Shift (2014), Malum (2023)

Jen - The House of the Devil (2009)


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Scream 6 (2023)

This week Kyle and Amy chat about the strange relationship the Scream franchise has with the horror world. The release of Scream 6 gives them a chance to chat about the series as a whole and how it has evolved with pop culture through its ups and downs over the last 20 years.


Spookin' On:

Kyle – Resident Evil 4 remake

Amy - The Meg, Pacific Rim


Next Week's Pick: Little Shop of Horrors (1986) (availible for rent on all fine vod services)


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American Mary (2012)

This week the trio chat about the 2012 Soska Sisters film American Mary. We chat body modificaiton, evil normal people, and sexy surgery outfits. Plus, Jen does like 4 spit takes. Good stuff...



Spookin' On:

Kyle – What's Welcome Home! (online horror experience)


Bonus: The Night Mind Ep Kyle discovered this through, Night Mind rules!


Amy - Virus, Scream 6

Jen - Scream 6 2023, Old (M. Night Shamalyans) 2021

Next Week's Pick...

Winter of 83 (2022)

This week we try something a little different. In 2022 Winter 83 made a big splash online as the lastest analog horror series to go viral. But what the hell is analog horror? The darn kids are always talking about it along with their scarypastas and various nights at robot bear resturant. Fear not, Kyle breaks down analog horror and some of the seminal moments in its rise to prominance. Does Winter 83 work as analog horror? What does Amy think of all of this? Grab your favorite obsolute media and come along!


Spookin On

Kyle – Scr...

Ravenous (1999)

This week Jen and Amy chat cannibalism with their discussion of 1999's Ravenous. Have you ever dreamed of having cool facial hair and eating the flesh of 90s character actors? Then boy do we have a movie for you!


Spookin ons:

Jen and Amy: Silent Rage (1982) and Near Dark (1987)


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Pin (1988)

This week Amy has picked one of the weirder movies we've ever watched with 1988's Pin. Pin tells the classic story of a brother, a sister, and a talking anatomicly correct medical doll and we do our best to break down why this insane movie is also an essential watch for any horror fan.


Spookin' On:

Kyle – Cocain Bear (2023)

Amy – Cocain Bear (2023), Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2023)

Jen – M3GAN (2023), Pearl (2022)


Next Week's Pick: Ravenous (1999) (currently streaming on the Criterion Channel)


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Memories (1995)

This week we watched Memories, an anthology by Katsuhiro Otomo the director of the landmark anime film Akira. So how are the stories? Well, like any good anthology episode, we break down the highs and lows of this visual spectical.


Spookin' On:

Kyle - Mork Borg (tRPG)

Jen - The Host (2006)

Amy – Gothic (1986), The Loved Ones (2009)


Next Week: Pin (1988) (currently “streaming” on Youtube)


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Deadstream (2022)

Kyle and Amy chat about a great little found footage flick called Deadstream. It's like Livestream but dead. Fun right? The movie is fun and they have a fun time chatting about it. Plus, we're on the precipice of a golden age of Public Domain-sploitation...



Spookin' On:

Kyle - The Silver Coin (comic series)

Amy - Nekromantic, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)


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Messiah of Evil (1973)

Our trio walk the spooky beaches of Point Dume as they chat about the underrated 70s classic “Messiah of Evil”...


Spookin' On:

Kyle – Plane (2023)

Jen - Seven Blood-Stained Orchids (1972) and I watched Terminator and T2 for the first time

Amy - Infinity Pool (2023)


Next Week's Pick: DeadStream (2022) (currently streaming on Shudder)


Get Kyle Clark's I'm a Person: Director's Cut

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Fall (2022)

This week Jen and Kyle are joined by podcaster and Jen Saunderson spouse Don Saunderson. Hadley was nice enough to lone out her parents to chat about a pretty killer PG-13 thriller. If you are afraid of heights, ladders, or radical honesty with your loved ones, this movie will get your blood pumping.


Spookin' On:

Kyle – The Playground by Aron Beauregard

Jen – Sick (2023)


Next Week's Pick: Messiah of Evil (1973) (currently streaming on Amazon Prime and Paramount Plus)



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Possession (1981)

This week Amy, Jen, and Kyle chat about the super intense but brilliant Possession from 1981. We chat about the career of Sam Neilm marvel at Isabelle Adjani's incredible performance, and what each of us think the movie is actually about. Plus, we recommend a number of movies that would make for an interesting double feature.


Spookin On

Kyle – Love, Death, and Robots (netflix series)

Amy – Skinamarink (2023), Dabbe: curse of the jinn (2013)


Next Week's Pick: Fall (2022) (on Starz)


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Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell (1995/2012)

Every once and a while, we stumble upon a lost masterpiece. This week that is what happens to Jen, Kyle, and Amy. Enjoy.


Spookin On: 

Jen – The Menu (2022)

Amy – M3gan (2023) and Autopsy (2009)

Kyle – Wednesday (2023)


Next Week's Pick: Possession (1981) (currently streaming on Shudder)


Get Kyle Clark's I'm a Person: Director's Cut

You can go to kyleclarkcomedy.bandcamp.com and pay what you want for the full uncut set from “I'm a Person” which includes 20 mins of unheard material, plus an additional 15...

Smile (2022)

This week our trio watched the 2022 horror sensation Smile. People flocked to the theaters last year on the good word of mouth of this movie. Does it live up to the hype? More importantly, how does it measure up against the song “Smile” by pop singer Vitamin C? Plus, Jen is not entirely sure our movie for next week is real...


Spookin' On:

Kyle – White Noise (2022)

Jen – From Beyond the Grave (1974)

Amy – A Wounded Fawn (2022), Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)


Next Week's Pick: Bloody Muscle Body Builder in H...

Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker

Our trio sit down on a long winter's night, to discuss a film that attempts yuletide fright. Does it succeed at its task? Eh, maybe it's best that you don't ask. We cover this and some weekly frights, plus a bit of news highlights. Our review hems and haws as we review features and flaws, asks does Brian Yuzna break laws?”, and at last gives us time to pause. As another year of our podcast draws to a close, we thank you for letting us be your horror hosts. We hope you mix creeps up with your merry, happy ho...

The Apology (2022)

This week we change things up and have a long chat with our dear friend, writer/director Alison Locke. She made a movie called The Apology and it is out on Shudder Dec 16!!! We've never had a real live movie director on our show and the the fact that it's our dear friend makes it all the more exciting!


Spookin' On:

Kyle – Seattle (just the city, it's nice)

Amy - Kingdom, Violent Night (2022), snow monster vs ice shark

Jen - Sisters, and The Bird with the Crystal Plumage


Satan's Slaves Communion

This week our trio watch the sequel to the 2017 remake of the 1982 Indonesian horror classic. It's less complicated than it sounds. We loved the 2017 and 1982 films in past episodes. Can this sequel live up to two horror classics?


Spookin' On:

Jen – The Laughing Dead (1989), Voices (1973)

Amy – Kingdom (2019), Wednesday (2022), Hellbound (2021)


Next Week we have a very special episode where we will be chatting with Alison Locke, the writer and director of The Apology which streams on Shudder starting December 16th!


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Perfect Blue (1997)

This week Jen returns to the basement as Kyle and Amy discuss the 1997 anime masterpiece Perfect Blue. No mystery to the review on this one. It's good. It's a 10/10. Go watch it. Then after you've seen it join us to gush about how good it is and get a little trivia about how it was made!


Spookin' on:
Amy - The Menu (2022), You Won't be Alone (2022)



Next Week's Pick: Satan's Slaves 2: Communion (2022) (currently streaming on Shudder)



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Popcorn (1991)

This week Kyle and Jen sit down to chat about the 1991's Popcorn. In many ways, Popcorn is the cool older dibbling who smokes cigarettes and drives an El Camino to Joe Dante's Matinee. But while Matinee focuses on the fear of the cold war, Popcorn doesn't focus. It has a ton of plot twists, insane dialogue, and one of horrors chattiest slashers.


Spookin' On:

Kyle – Dai Dark (manga)

Jen – Maniac/Assault on Paradise/Ransom (1977)



Next Week's Pick: Perfect Blue (1997) (currently streaming Shudder)



Death Dream/Dead of Night (1974)

This week Jen and Amy chat about 1974's Death Dream, while Kyle enjoys a week in the newly furnished basement. Death Dream has it all, multiple release names, a weird riff on a public domaine story, and a director with a weird and varied filmography. So grab a monkey's paw and your copy of A Christmas Story and hang out for this under-rated 70's gem.


Spookin' On:

Jen – Watcher (series) (2022)

Amy – Dark (series) (2017)


Next Week's Pick: Popcorn (1991) (currently streaming on Shudder)



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Hellraiser (2022)

Jen is back from the basement y'all! The trio are reunited to chat about the 2022 Hulu Halloween hit, Hellraiser. Hellraiser is a franchise with some miles on it and it's fun to be excited for a new Hellraiser movie. Where does it rank in the cannon? Grab that puzzle box you've been meaning to mess with and we'll all go on a journey into the infernal world of podcasting...


Spookin' On:

Kyle – As Above So Below (2014)

Amy – The Witcher (2019), Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978), and Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives (1986)

The Descent (2005)

This week Jen continues her basement occupation as Kyle and Amy chat about a movie that features the worst kind of basement: Caves. In 2005's The Descent Neal Marshall reminded us all that caves are terrifying. They are dark and they can collapse and now we know they can also be full of monsters. Kyle and Amy fawn over one of their favorite horror movies.


Spookin' On:

Kyle – Silent Hill 2 Remake (video game) announcement

Amy - Halloween Ends (2022), May The Devil Take You (2018) and May The Devil Take You (2020)



Cronos (1993)

This week Kyle and Amy chat about Guillermo del Toro's directorial debut Cronos. Do we see the early DNA of del Toro's unique style in his first movie? They also talk about how Ron Pearlman is cool. Plus, to use the “V word” or not in vampire movies?


Spookin' On:

Kyle – The Crawlers (1993)

Amy – Hellraiser (2022) Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)


Next Week's Pick: The Descent (2006) (currently streaming on shudder)


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Queen of Black Magic (1981)



This week Jen is back in the basement and so Kyle and Amy get to gleefully gab about the gory greatness of 1981's Queen of Black Magic. The 2021 remake was the first episode Amy picked when she joined the show. This is the first time the show has covered an original and a remake. Turns out both are pretty great. This movie has backflips and a guy ripping off his own head. If that sentence appeals to you, come get weird with us.


Spookin' On:


Intruder (1989)

This week our trio watch criminally under seen Intruder. How did we all not know there is a gory 80s slasher with SAM RAMI IN THE CAST!? The film is also KNB's first outing as an effects company and boy do they showcase their skills. Plus, it's a slasher set in a grocery store. Enjoy the ep and if you have the opportunity, totally go check this movie out!


Spookin' On:

Kyle – Sole Survivor (1984)

Amy – Beast (2022), Ghost and the Darkness (1996), Smile (2022)

Jen – Shudder's 101 Scariest Moments (2022)


Next Wee...

Idle Hands (1999)

This week the gang check out the 1999-as-hell Idle Hands. They discuss the dreaminess of Devon Sawa the way this movie changed the trajectory of his career. Oh are there Evil Dead facts to be gleamed from trivia about this movie? I bet Amy will tell us. Plus, less talk about The Offspring than you'd expect from Kyle. We'll leave it up to you to decided if that is a good or bad thing....


Spookin' On:

Kyle – Nightmind and Nexpo (youtube channels)

Amy - Invasion of the body suckers/blue monkey/ins...

Cemetery of Terror (1985)

This week our trio tackles Cemetery of Terror a wild slasher but also with zombies and devil magic flick from Mexico. The movie has some interesting backstory and a ton of people who worked on it went on to big careers. The movie itself is pretty wild and the crew have a fun time figuring out what aspect of the movie is the wildest. Plus, a whole bunch of movie recommendations and a little talk about Kyle's recent trip to Universal's Halloween Horror Nights 2022...



Spookin On:

Kyle – The Weekend: After Hours Nigh...

100 Monsters (1968)

This week Amy is joined by Graveyard Shift co-host Frank Gillen to chat about 100 Monsters. What is a yokai? Why are there so many of them? What happened to Kyle and Jen? These answers and more await you!


Spookin' On:

Frank – Yokai Watch (video game) and The Daimajin Trilogy (film series)

Amy – Demonoid (1981) and The Brood (1979)


Next Week's Pick: Cemetery of Terror (1985) (currently streaming on Tubi)


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Fear (1996)

This week Kyle and Jen talk about the high octane melodrama of 1996's Fear. Mark Wahlberg came out of the gate in 1996 with two movies; Fear and Boogie Nights. What if we were to tell you this movie is hornier than a film about 70s porn? The concept of a wood rollercoaster will never be the same. Plus, why does cinema hate architect fathers?


Spookin On

Kyle - Halloween (2007)


Next Week's Pick:

100 Monsters (1968) (currently streaming on Shudder)



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Mosquito (1994)

This week Kyle, Jen, and Amy watch the 1994 creature feature Mosquitos. The movie is an all time TV favorite for Kyle and it has a ton of fun trivia. Plus, we get an excuse to talk about Gunnar Hansen. Lotta trivia, lot of giant bugs, and a lotta fun times...


Spookin' On:

Kyle – Prey (2022)

Jen - The Innocents (2021) (Norway) Glorious (2022)

Amy - Alligator (1980)

bonus: Ax Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyon (2013) (on tubi)


Next Week’s Pick: Fear (1996) (currently streaming on Starz)


Cannibal Apocalypse (1980)

This week our trio chats about the 1980 John Saxon feature Cannibal Apocalypse. Is this title a little bit too much hype? Does John Saxon really look like Dean Stockwell? Most importantly, is this movie “nam-sloitation” or “nom-sploitation? You decide!


Spookin' On:

Kyle – Fall (2022)

Jen - The Black Phone (2022)

Amy – Carved: The Slit Mouth Woman (2007)


Next Week's Pick: Mosquito (1994) (currently streaming on shudder)


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Firestarter (1984)

This week Jen and Amy chat about the 1984 Stephen King adaptation, Firestarter. Who does Jen think would have been a better Charlie? How does the book vary from the movie? Is ANYONE gonna bring up the Prodigy song? Plus, lot's of 'splosions!


Spookin' On:


Nope (2022)

The Incantation (2022)



The World's End (2013)


Next Week's Pick: Cannibal Apocalypse (1980) (currently streaming on Tubi)


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Moloch (2022)

This week Amy is joined by special guest Frank Gillen! Frank runs our social media and co-hosts The Graveyard Shift, which streams every Friday on @podscary. They chat about Moloch, the new “am I being hunted by an ancient evil?” flick from Shudder. Heartwarming hilarity ensues... on the podcast, not the movie.


Spookin' On:


Blood Rage (1987), The Reef 2: Stalked (2022)


Neon Demon(2016), Suspiria (1977), Dino Crisis (1999), and Devil May Cry (2001)


Next Week's Pick: Firestarter (1984) (currently streaming on Shudder)


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Prince of Darkness (1987)

This week, Kyle and Amy chat about John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness. Prince of Darkness is often slept on by folks outside of Carpenter fandom, which is a shame because it kinda rules. But it's also weird and off putting. It's both, at the same time, and some how it's two great tastes that taste great together. Plus, we get an excuse to chat about Donald Pleasence AND Victor Wong in one episode. Doesn't get much better than that folks.


Spookin' On:

Kyle – Nope (2022)

Amy – Moloch (2022)


Next Week's...

Halloween: Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

This week Jen is still in the basement as Kyle and Amy watch the 1995 franchise slasher “Halloween: Curse of Michael Myers” (or Halloween 6, if you're nasty). We chat Paul Rudd, the many attempts at expanding the Halloween series, and we ask one of modern life's great questions: Who is the modern Tom Atkins?


Spookin' on:

Amy -

Beyond the Darkness (1979)

The Tag Along (2015)


Next Week's Pick: Prince of Darkness (1987) (Currently streaming on Tubi)


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Mad God (2022)

This week Kyle and Amy talk about Phil Tippet's stop motion magnum opus, Mad God. The film is quite visceral and Kyle and Amy discuss many of the horrifying things you'll get to see while on Tippet's journey through the underworld.


Spookin' On:

Kyle – Resident Evil 3 reboot (2020)

Amy - Spasms (1983) (on youtube)


Next Week's Pick: Halloween 6: Curse of Michael Myers (1995) (available for rent on most platforms)


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