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Clark Fortifies A Mean Butter
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#555
Today at 11:00 AM

Podcast Deez, scheming vizier son, and a pretty good-butrin.


Like A Kirby At A Payless
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#554
11/02/2026

Seeking an Amanda Seyfried connection, ADAB- All Dads Are Bi, and Ted Cruz: Wooly Witler.


A 2-Spine Wizard Staff
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#553
10/26/2026

Gay Internet Columbo, a Billings 7, and Chemables.


The Augustus Gloop Of Crude Oil
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#552
10/19/2026

Grey British Eel-off, Schrodinger's Zionist, and get on Glorp.


No Such Thing As A Free Horse
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#551
10/12/2026

20 Minutes Of Music, local supermarket comedy, and calling out Chuck Tingle.


Glumphrey Bodickles
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#550
10/05/2026

Dan moved, Babadooka Magica, and always a squiggle to me.


Clark's Wing Church
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#549
09/28/2026

Tagliacci, Alveoli Ravioli, and a Bibibaptism.


Glumphus Frumpter
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#548
09/21/2026

Riddle improv, witewawwy Jewwicew Cats, and Adair's One Wish Willow-based Marriage.


Kyle's Joker X Once-ler Fusion OC
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#547
09/14/2026

Execute order 6-7, My little Sarlacc, and union bust Sprout's desert hole.


The Dad Class' Beef Crisis
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#546
09/07/2026

The missing breeding link, Dan's Prima Nocta set, and Roger persona non grata.


Sack Sloshin'
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#545
08/31/2026

Little dirt boy, hot block with Flock, and Clarking the Criterion Collection.


Keta-Mean Girls
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#544
08/24/2026

Bit voyeur, Cracklin' Riley, and a dead wife montage.


Gender Tartakovsky
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#543
08/17/2026

Twink futures, fake Rhodes fans, and Zabraks Gone Wild.


Spirit Wonk
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#542
08/10/2026

Dom woofer, Seth MacFarlane's Spawn, and Dan suddenly realizes he has pretty privilege.


George Carlin's Hardcore History
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#541
08/03/2026

Peg Pete, Five Nights At Bernie's, and the Trojan Statue Of Liberty.


Don't Have A Franken-Kid
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#540
07/27/2026

Viral Load, two scheming viziers, and the French fell off.


Clark Talks A Lot About Bush
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#539
07/20/2026

Redbonin', Venom is the big spoon, and Austin's DK fantasies.


What's The Hapsburg?
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#538
07/13/2026

Show 'Owl, Untoppable Juggernaut, and closer to the Gloom landing.


Ministry Of Girlfriend
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#537
07/06/2026

Drink the Lethe, Rocky Balboa Mpreg, and comics is 2 things.


Austin Hated Weird Al The Whole Time
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#536
06/29/2026

Claverage, the Daily Dongle, and dead dad math.


Gravitron Earth Theory
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#535
06/22/2026

David Lynch affirmations, Dan does three things, and Austin might be a Markov Chain.


Legally Feet
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#534
06/15/2026

Avengables, Body By Soup, and Grumblegrumble the demon.


Spiritually Pre-Divorced
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#533
06/08/2026

Austin cubes out, Dan's dad cosplay, and Abbaphasia.


Dan's Gaping Pores
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#532
06/01/2026

Carl Rovespierre, Austin wins an argument, and Quelfs are a sin against God.


The Devil's Parmesan
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#531
05/25/2026

Femboy oregano, milkshake isopods, and ACAB- All Cats Are Babies.


La La Land 2: La La La La La
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#530
05/18/2026

Store-bought pity morels, J. Jordan Peterson, and foraging for Mountain Dew: Code Red.


Good Clean Christian Banter
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#529
05/11/2026

Proper knife boys, Cringe Steel, and Michael Keaton Day.


Yaoi: The Musical
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#528
05/04/2026

Vaguely Begley, Biohackery, and Dan's sick vore fantasies.


Clark Was A Daria
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#527
04/27/2026

The Mother's Day monster, exponential penetration, and a tuna and wet lettuce salad.


Rookie Bog Witch Mistakes
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#526
04/20/2026

Union angels, body pillow of the magi, and Miss Rachel is pretty much Mace Windu.


Keith Derby
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#525
04/13/2026

Stolen lesbian valor, Dan's Kalshi bets, and Newsom Birthers.


Little Forehead Kisses
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#524
04/06/2026

Austin's trauma hole, fun Silent Hill Trivia, and count your days Nick Lachey!


Chock Full Of Eunuchs
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#523
03/30/2026

Parmesan crisps, Clark wishes for more men to die, and who even is Sid Meier?


Sleepy Boy ASMR Special
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#522
03/23/2026

Trump's Own Ranch, cream of Old Milwaukee, and the Sailor Bruno Mars extended universe.


Daddy Dio
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#521
03/16/2026

Dan's sitcom life, Wormithee Chalomet, Austin - first amendment auditor.


Banter 10 Year Extravaganza?
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#520
03/09/2026

Pen Draggin', Dark Calvinism, and a mother from another mother.


Jodie Foster Wallace
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#519
03/02/2026

Neck Romancer, Dan's travels, and anything's a Who's On First.


Dippin' Bouillon
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#518
02/23/2026

Cthulhu Honeytrap, unwritten bathroom rules, and Clark sounds just like Elton John.


Escargot Stromboli
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#517
02/16/2026

Reiki certified energy vampire, those who 10k away from Omelas, and Dan personally threatens Dean Cain.


Dan's Bad News Bonanza
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#516
02/09/2026

Pale perineum, Judd APT, and Dan's big city adventures.