Roll & Tell
A narratively-driven actual play podcast with two players and no game master. Join our hosts as they take us on improvised adventures told entirely at random!
Disasterpiece Theatre 11: Brad and the Charming Stranger (Patreon Original Upload - December 8, 2023)
Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised.
Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the...
Disasterpiece Theatre 10: The 7-Step Heist (Patreon Original Upload - June 26, 2023)
Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised.
Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the...
Disasterpiece Theatre 9: The Minikins of Sheattle (Patreon Original Upload - April 25, 2023)
Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised.
Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the...
Disasterpiece Theatre 8: Detective Orenguce and the Teddy Bear Factory (Patreon Original Upload - February 26, 2023)
Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised.
Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the...
Disasterpiece Theatre 7: The Legendary Duel of Nahbo and Patricia (Patreon Original Upload - January 9, 2023)
Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised.
Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the...
Disasterpiece Theatre 6: Lo-Fi beats to do rat things to (Patreon Original Upload - November 17, 2022)
This episode in particular had a heavy vibe inspiration due to a specific song we had on repeat while recording this episode. That song is featured at the beginning of the actual in-world scene in this episode thanks to the permission of the artist who made the song.
That song and artist is Mild by Trushinitas
I'm so grateful they gave us permission to use their song in this episode. Thank you, Trushinitas!
Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off...
Disasterpiece Theatre 5: Don't Call HR, I Have Donuts (Patreon Original Upload - October 7, 2022)
Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised.
Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the...
Disasterpiece Theatre 4: The Golden Eclair (Patreon Original Upload - August 5, 2022)
Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised.
Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the...
Disasterpiece Theatre 3: Lo-Fi beats to eat fish to (Patreon Original Upload - May 6, 2022)
Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised.
Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the...
Disasterpiece Theatre 2: Fernley and the Overgrown Tavern (Patreon Original Upload - March 23, 2022)
Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised.
Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the...
Disasterpiece Theatre 1: The Quarrel of Dorich & Greta (Patreon Original Upload - February 22, 2022)
Disasterpiece Theatre was originally a Patreon-exclusive series where Jeffrey and Christian both allowed themselves to go truly off the rails and tell stories as unhinged as they dreamed while still maintaining the core values of Roll & Tell: make it all at random and completely improvised.
Over the course of a few months, all of these episodes, previously lost in time to a defunct Patreon, will be uploaded on the main Roll & Tell feed in the order in which they appeared on the Patreon. With the exception of light retouching/remastering, they will be the same as the...
WiddleQuest 2: Wanderhome
We roll up random animals with special guest Jen Blundell, and take a stroll through the beautiful world of Wanderhome by Jay Dragon!
Wanderhome
This will be the last episode of Roll & Tell as Christian and Jeffrey are going on an indefinite hiatus. We hope you enjoy this final slice of chaos and thank you for listening.
The Future of Roll & Tell
Post-Campaign Discussion for Llwyd & Diyote and Into the Wilderheath
Listen in as we discuss the entirety of Roll & Tell's first full length campaign. We get in the dirt, talk creativity, bemoan challenges, and answer all of your questions about Llwyd & Diyote and Into the Wilderheath.
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Have You Heard About The High Death? (Part 2) [Reupload from Dec 2021]
This is a reupload of an episode only previously released as a Patreon-exclusive episode from December 2021. The recording and editing have been unaltered from the original upload and may sound a bit outdated in relation to our current standards. However, we felt it extremely important with the wrap-up of the entire Wilderheath story to share this on our main feed with all listeners.
This episode is a continuation of the story of Fennec, Calico, and The High Death immediately following the events of Part 1.
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Into the Wilderheath: The Epilogue
Their adventure complete, our heroes reflect on the past and look to the future.
Thank you all for listening to Llwyd & Diyote and Into the Wilderheath!
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Into the Wilderheath 35: Kill Death (Part 3)
The End.
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Into the Wilderheath 35: Kill Death (Part 2)
Battle ensues…
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Into the Wilderheath 35: Kill Death (Part 1)
The end of the journey begins…
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Into the Wilderheath 34: The Vision
Visions of a possible future are revealed...
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Into the Wilderheath 33: Llydia Must Die
The party fights to reshape fate…
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Into the Wilderheath 32: Love & Fate
The party finally infiltrates the Ring of the Hand only to find a fateful surprise waiting for them…
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Into the Wilderheath 31: The General
Abigail encounters a face from her past…
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Into the Wilderheath 30: Honor, Strength, and Courage
Deep in the sewers, the party is hunted by something worse than they can imagine…
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Into the Wilderheath 29: Another Skeleton in a Wall
Another dungeon, another skeleton…
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Into the Wilderheath 28: The Night Before
On their way to the Ring of the Hand, the party share a night around the campfire…
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Into the Wilderheath 27: Change of Plans
The discoveries at the Ring of the Hand bring with them new doubts…
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Into the Wilderheath 26: Burnt Bread
Diyote’s choice to sacrifice himself was not fulfilled. Consequences ensue…
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Into the Wilderheath 25: The Smell of Cinnamon
Diyote and Llydia infiltrate the Ring of the Hand…
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Into the Wilderheath 24: Ruinous Pity
Llydia and Diyote begin their investigation into the Ring of the Hand…
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WiddleQuest 1: Dating.sim
Widdlebee is looking for love…
Welcome to the first episode of WiddleQuest! In each episode of this new show, we will bring on guests and force them to play a TTRPG the Roll & Tell way: completely at random!
Our first victim is Paul Goodman from the hilarious actual play podcast Quest Fantastic!
Dating.sim by Tyler Crumrine
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Into the Wilderheath 23: The Queen's Allies
A new alliance provides new opportunities and challenges...
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Into the Wilderheath 22: Down the River
The aftermath of a deadly duel and the resolution to many, many things…
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Into the Wilderheath 21: Through Death’s Eyes
The fate of our party and the city hinges on a single duel…
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Into the Wilderheath 20: Sleight of Hand
A terrible secret is revealed…
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Into the Wilderheath 19: Hateful Institution
Following their desperate fight outside the palace, the party must now face family Osteal. Will they be able to expose Corliss? Or will her family side with her...
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Into the Wilderheath 18: Never Again (Part 1)
A merciless city bares its teeth...
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Into the Wilderheath 18: Never Again (Part 2)
The time has come for the party to stand up for what they believe in.
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Into the Wilderheath 17: One Hour
The clock is ticking and the stakes are high. Will Llwyd accept Corliss’s offer? Or will he say no to the most dangerous woman in all of Osteal?
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Into the Wilderheath 16: A Crown of Bones
The party returns to Osteal to find someone waiting for them at the gates…
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