ABCDating
Comedy dating advice from three of the world's least qualified millennials. Send in your questionable content and contentious questions to abcdatingshow@gmail.com.
ABCD 10: Brian's Great Bamboozling
We're back! And we're kicking off 2022 with a whole bunch of listener-submitted content, including our very first guest edition of Texas Tinder Alert!
No science allowed this week! Andrew does some fancy math, and Brian brings us a Cosmo sex tip sponsored by Olive Garden. Most importantly, Cynthia delivers a special-edition Celebrity Texas Tinder Alert where we learn the importance of LITTLE details...
Tell Brian how you really pronounce acai! We're at abcdatingshow@gmail.com
Music: 900 Turbo, by Blue Wave Theory
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_W...
ABCD 09: The Tinder Ticklies
As our holiday gift to you, we're proud to offer another installment of our dating advice podcast that...doesn't really give any actual advice. On the bright side, at least Brian finally gives up on the red wine thing, and gives us advice from his newest book, BDSM For (Extreme) Dummies.
Cynthia goes scorched earth in a Texas Tirade, and brings us another non-Texas Texas Tinder Alert installment. Unrelated, she also matched with an entire state's population just for this episode.
Brian is still waiting for those peanut butter st...
ABCD 08: The Secret Snapper
AKA the Oregon Trail episode. Brian gives some solid Civ 5 advice and tells everyone how to take the best possible mirror selfie. The Cosmo aliens are finally exposed once and for all, and Cynthia brings us the epic odyssey of a listener-submitted bad dating story. In case that doesn't sell you on it, you can also learn how to cook human meat!
Send Brian some peanut butter statue requests! We're at abcdatingshow@gmail.com
Music: 900 Turbo, by Blue Wave Theory
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Wave_Theory/Superstorm/900-turbo
ABCD 07: Where Does the Cream Go?
...and other important life questions! This one has Tinder profiles brought to you by Olive Garden menus, and a literal skin flute. We re-visit the frozen foods aisle, and Brian introduces us to his holy trinity of dating apps . By the way, this is a donuts podcast now!
Send us things! We're at abcdatingshow@gmail.com
Music: 900 Turbo, by Blue Wave Theory
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Wave_Theory/Superstorm/900-turbo
ABCD 06: Meat and Greet
Brian's phone number is officially in the public domain! Here's an episode where we give out exactly ZERO real dating advice, but on the plus side, Texas Tinder goes intergalactic. Fry Guy won't stop e-mailing Andrew, and Cynthia teaches Brian what noise a llama makes.
Send Brian some Tinder profiles to roast! We're at abcdatingshow@gmail.com
Music: 900 Turbo, by Blue Wave Theory
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Wave_Theory/Superstorm/900-turbo
ABCD 05: Journey to the Center of the Bumbleverse
Brian packs an extra-fancy drink, and gets another visit from his alien buddies at Cosmo. Andrew explains why you should never use email in your relationship, and Cynthia leaves low earth orbit to bring us the strangest Texas Tinder Alert yet. #dontsettleforthatbullshit.
Most importantly, we read our first listener-provided content!
Want us to read your story or answer your question on the show? You can reach us at abcdatingshow@gmail.com
Music: 900 Turbo, by Blue Wave Theory
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Wave_Theory/Superstorm/900-turbo
ABCD 04: The Dickocratic Oath
Brian offers WAY too much actual dating advice, and Andrew gets stuck in a bear trap in this one. Also the episode where Brian beat-boxes and tells us about his favorite element on the periodic table.
Send us stuff! We're at abcdatingshow@gmail.com
Music: 900 Turbo, by Blue Wave Theory
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Wave_Theory/Superstorm/900-turbo
ABCD 03: The Pocket of Pleasure
The one where Brian does the Sonic impression, and when we finally learn why Cynthia has become disinterested in men. Brian proves his height once and for all, and Andrew explains how Batman gets out of bad dates.
Brian needs a drink! Reach us at abcdatingshow@gmail.com
Music: 900 Turbo, by Blue Wave Theory
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Wave_Theory/Superstorm/900-turbo
ABCD 02: Peace Sign, One Sign, Three American Flags
Why do girls think there's no other world in galaxy? Cynthia tells some dragon stories, and Andrew lays out why you should NEVER approach someone romantically at Costco.
Send us stuff! We're at abcdatingshow@gmail.com
Music: 900 Turbo, by Blue Wave Theory
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Wave_Theory/Superstorm/900-turbo
ABCD 01: Off the Grid With Club Penguin
Questionable dating advice on high-waisted jeans, pencil erasers, and proper chicken handling technique. Brian goes off the grid, and Cynthia takes to the trenches.
Send in your questions! abcdatingshow@gmail.com
Music: 900 Turbo, by Blue Wave Theory
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Wave_Theory/Superstorm/900-turbo
