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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is packed with furious service-industry meltdowns, PS5 destruction as child discipline, robot discrimination at the crosswalk, bee-based revenge, a dead sister’s skull-as-paperwork plan, and a fresh round of Mead Skelton employment failure. A classy little buffet. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Listener Confusion and […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful garbage fire of AI romance, vaginal odor scholarship, panic-wine thievery, and one Louisiana buffet possibly trying to turn roadside venison into dinner service. In other words, business as usual. Episode Highlights AI Love, But Make It Abusive The Top Five […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A short weekend show, but still packed with premium nonsense: a woman declaring war over a dog taking a piss, a wheelchair scammer pulling in serious cash by cosplaying as helpless, and an Ohio drunk driver insisting booze actually makes her safer behind the wheel. […]

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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a nice greasy little sampler platter of schizo Sandra Bullock paranoia, Lord Douche mug drama, Mead being painfully based, tranny weight-gain fever, lasagna hate music, creepy toe commentary, racist florist filth, stale Subway bread violence, and an Italian statue penis that just wanted to be left alone. Episode Highlights Opening […]

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Episode Summary A short Wednesday show, but still somehow stuffed with horse noises, public sex audio, anal poop hacks, Pastor Manning filth, a New Zealand birthday-party sex-toy trial, and a woman at the dog park screaming like she was raised in a cinder block. Episode Highlights Meade Corner Public Meltdown, Private Thrusting Trashy People, Trashier […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful trainwreck of wedding-day sponsorships, Jesse Lee Peterson requests, Pastor Manning spiraling about Trump and Harlem, Katie Souza stabbing astral warlocks with a light knife, and one very intoxicated Wendy’s customer who never did get her precious biggie bag. Episode Highlights […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show kicks off with social media hysteria over a supposed 62 million-man rape academy, spirals into audio porn for tiny-penised sons, detours through a VR lesbian simulator, and somehow lands in Texas with a prostitution ring allegedly built for horny cops. Just a nice, […]

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Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a real grab bag of modern brain damage: autism as a gender identity, twin asexuals doing synchronized TikTok therapy, meowing airline pilots, a cop clinging to a moving flatbed like the world’s worst amusement park ride, and a pair of extra-rotten Distorted News stories to keep things nice and unholy. […]

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🎧 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week by inventing new ways to insult fat people, getting baited into a Perez Hilton sermon update, and wading straight into a gigantic acronym nobody can say without sounding like they’re having a stroke. Then things get weirder, with Harry Dresden breaking into a house, an armed standoff […]

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🎧 Episode Summary Tim closes out the week with a mess of weird audio, busted bones, screaming people in stores, and a Florida woman who apparently thought a Subway sandwich justified vandalism. There’s also a very strange Love Don’t Judge couple with bones like glass, a ring doorbell encounter with a probable maniac, and a […]

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🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🎶 Opening Chaos ☕ The Mug Saga Continues 📺 90 Day Fiancé Madness (Final Installment… maybe) 🌱 “Lawns Are Racist” (Yes, Really) 🧟 Joe Update: The Saga Gets Worse 🗞️ Distorted News 🇯🇵 Japan’s Testicle Crackdown 🇬🇧 Sauce Rage Gone Wrong 🐊 Florida: Dead Gator Road Trip 📢 Listener Interaction […]

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🎧Episode Summary 🚨 On Today’s Show 💩 90 Day Fiancé From Hell Tim dives into one of the most insane reality TV sagas ever: But wait… it gets worse. The Confession Avalanche: 👉 Somehow, shitting the bed wasn’t the dealbreaker. ⚖️ Judge Bitch Presiding Another courtroom meltdown for the ages: Outcome:👉 Judge orders a mental […]

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🎧Episode Summary 📝 Episode Summary Timmy Boo serves up a “Best Of” Sideshow Exclusive from 2018 after accidentally forgetting Easter (oops 🙃). This chaotic throwback delivers a buffet of classic DV insanity: livestream meltdowns, savage dads, titty streamer trauma, Uber racism drama, and—because it’s Florida—political beef involving anal bleaching accusations and Hitler comparisons. Basically: vintage […]

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🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🎵 Sponsored by: BrixPix 📱 Listener Interaction 💬 Texts & Voicemails 🎙️ Classic DV Moments Referenced 💸 Support the Show 👉 distortedview.com👉 patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Get Involved 🧠 Links: BrixPix On Youtube: Check Out His Music BrixPix On Spotify: Check Out His Music! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, […]

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🎧Episode Summary Hey freaks! Timmy Boo decided to ruin everything good about podcasting by turning today’s episode into a full-blown Broadway-style musical nightmare — and honestly… it kinda works. From emotional ballads about prolapse audio to a tragic mug opera and an attempted on-air murder, this is easily one of the dumbest (and greatest) things […]

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🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🧠 Main Stories 🧬 “Mapping the Depths” Researchers have completed a 3D map of clitoral nerve structures, revealing a branching, dense “biological circuit board” of sensation. 🐰 Easter Bunny Assault A Pennsylvania mall incident turns weird fast: Reminder: Don’t grab holiday mascots. Ever. 👬 Island Boys: Dating Disaster One half […]

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🎧Episode Summary “Spoiled Sperm & Courtroom Chaos” 🧑‍⚖️ Courtroom Idiocy Goes Full Throttle 🚓 Follow-Up: The Dumbest Driver Returns ⚖️ Trans Lawyer Meltdown in Oklahoma Court 🏛️ City Council Meeting from Hell 🧪 Distorted Science: “Spoiled Sperm” 🚗 The I-5 Flasher Strikes Again 📱 Listener Interaction Highlights 📞 Voicemail Highlights 💰 Support the Show 👉 […]

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🎧Episode Summary 🧠 On Today’s Show 🏠 Personal Hell: The Mug Incident Tim accidentally destroys Lord Douche’s prized green glass tea mug… and the fallout is nuclear. Days later, the household is still spiraling: 🎉 Holiday Recap: World Down Syndrome Day Tim celebrates DV-style: 👶 Duggar Dumpster Fire 📱 InstaTard: Naya Wild Meet your new […]

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🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show 📝 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week with a fresh intro and a full-blown descent into chaos. Today’s show delivers everything from conspiracy-riddled “satellite tooth attacks” to deeply disturbing smegma enthusiasts, plus a shrieking airport arrest that redefines public meltdowns. Add in urine-soaked Airbnb destruction, horny school bus employees, […]

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🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show 📌 On Today’s Show: 🚨 Duggar Drama Continues 💔 Sagittarius Shawty: Date From Hell 🎤 BTS Fan vs. Lady Gaga 🧑‍🏫 Teacher From Hell (Quick Hit) 🛠️ Racist AutoZone Freakout 🪦 RIP (Maybe?) Chuck Norris 📞 Voicemails 💰 Support the Show Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH […]

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🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim checks in with a quick update: a brand-new DV episode is still coming later today, but in the meantime he’s serving up a favorite classic installment from September 16, 2014. The episode features one of Tim’s favorite Leanne Paisley Howell “Simple Living” segments, a gloriously stupid Sextastic Tuesday involving […]

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🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim kicks off the week with cult recruitment tips, disgusting dog noises, and an update on the HGTV host who acci🔥 Episode Highlights 📰 Distorted News 🎵 Sponsor Segment 💬 Listener Interaction ☎️ Voicemails 💰 Support the Show ⚠️ Featured Image 🎬 Closing Stick around for the full Tainted Broth […]

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🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim kicks off the week with cult recruitment tips, disgusting dog noises, and an update on the HGTV host who accidentally invented the phrase “fart digger.” Plus: public transit freakouts, a narcissistic TikTok disaster, a karaoke rage gun incident, and a Santa’s Village owner accused of doing some very non-holiday-appropriate […]

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🎧Episode Summary Camel Botox, Rihanna’s Delusional Shooter & The Log Whisperer On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim proves that Lord Douche might not be the most obsessive person in the relationship after all. What starts as nostalgia for a childhood Commodore 64 word processor quickly turns into a ridiculous mission involving eBay purchases, […]

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🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Timmy Boo dives into another chaotic mix of internet insanity, weird social media personalities, bizarre news, and questionable life advice. From a prostitute’s unforgettable clients to pickup artists with disastrous flirting strategies, this episode proves once again that humanity is a strange, confusing place. Sagittarius Shawty’s […]

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🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim kicks off the week with another wild mix of internet absurdity, cringe-inducing viral clips, and bizarre news stories you won’t hear anywhere else. First up, we revisit the strange world of Mead Skelton, who returns with a new video detailing another health scare that landed […]

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🎧Episode Summary Port-A-Potty Passion, Obsessive Fisting Disorder & AI Love Gone Wrong On today’s Friday edition of Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with a jam-packed episode full of bizarre news, internet oddities, and some truly questionable life decisions. First up, Tim shares an update on his Squatty Potty experiment, which unfortunately did […]

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🎧Episode Summary Best Of Show Time – New Sideshow exclusive episode coming later today. Debate Night Madness, Vegan Restaurant Protests, and Kids Chewing Used Condoms On this episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson kicks off a new week of programs with commentary on the chaos surrounding the 2016 U.S. presidential election and the first […]

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🎧Episode Summary Weird News, Internet Freaks, Alexis K. Tyler Meltdown, Therian Animal Roleplay & Smart Glasses Privacy Scandal On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson returns with another packed episode of bizarre internet audio, outrageous characters, and the kind of twisted news stories that make the web such a disturbing—and hilarious—place. From a livestreaming alcoholic […]

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🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode: On today’s program we take a nostalgic (and deeply offensive) trip back to the golden era of Xbox Live, when 12-year-olds and grown adults alike bonded over mutual hatred and creative slur combinations. Was online gaming more fun before moderation… or just more unhinged? You decide. Then we dive into […]

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🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode:COVID paranoia reaches new heights as one concertgoer tapes their mask to their face and carries a personal air purifier to an 18,000-person event. Meanwhile, TikTok panhandlers rage at viewers for not sending money, a motivated entrepreneur explains how she plans to finance a new wig, and we celebrate Black History […]

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🎧Episode Summary Show Highlights:Today’s program dives headfirst into the internet’s most cursed corners, including a truly foul fetish rabbit hole, neighbor wars over a backyard farm, delusional celebrity conspiracies, and a man who sabotaged his own job application with a polygraph confession. Plus: the latest trend in cosmetic penis enhancement. 🎧 Main Segments Diaper Huffing […]

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🎧Episode Summary On today’s show Tim kicks off a brand-new week with banned snack commercials, returning internet weirdos, unhinged sermons, and a Waffle House incident that escalates to full tactical deployment. Plus a medical mystery involving three penises and some very questionable listener activity on the text line. 🎧 Show Highlights 🤡 Internet Insanity 📰 […]

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🎧Episode Summary On today’s show, Tim wraps up the week with a packed lineup of internet insanity, public meltdowns, and Ohio weirdness. We kick things off with a long-awaited Chris Chan update after he was reportedly kicked out of a brony convention. Instead of addressing the incident, Chris releases a new video once again denying […]

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🎧Episode Summary On today’s show, Timmy Boo tackles dangerously polite drivers, a brony convention meltdown, and a porn clip that introduces a phrase you’ll never be able to un-hear again. Plus, Florida delivers Valentine’s Day violence via fast-food projectile, and Olympic athletes apparently cannot stop having sex. 🎤 Cold Open A prank call from the […]

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🎧Episode Summary Hey freaks! Timmy Boo is taking the holiday off, so enjoy this classic episode from 2019 while you poke around the newly expanded Sideshow Archives — now featuring 17 years of content (2004–2015 & 2021–2026), all available in your private podcast feeds when you sign up at DistortedView.com. On this throwback show: TV […]

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🎧Episode Summary Happy almost-Valentine’s Day, freaks. Tim wraps up the week with a jam-packed episode full of deranged internet music, furry incest porn, public racism meltdowns, and two perfectly disgusting criminal cases. On Today’s Show: 💘 Valentine’s Day Episode Sponsorship: DV listener Leo sponsors the episode as a Valentine’s gift for his very gay, very […]

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🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode: Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode Taint tanning goes fully mainstream, a Florida man commits crimes against meat itself, DoorDash drivers take hygiene terrorism to new levels, and—once again—someone discovers that explosives do not belong inside the human rectum. Plus, AI loses its damn mind, free pretzels spark a 12-minute old-man meltdown, and Tainted Broth returns […]

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🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode Taint tanning goes fully mainstream, a Florida man commits crimes against meat itself, DoorDash drivers take hygiene terrorism to new levels, and—once again—someone discovers that explosives do not belong inside the human rectum. Plus, AI loses its damn mind, free pretzels spark a 12-minute old-man meltdown, and Tainted Broth returns […]

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