Who Would Win Wednesdays with Jack & Meghan

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Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way through the tournament to become THE ULTIMATE CHAMPION!! Be sure to follow us on social media to leave suggestions and participate in the polls.

Episode 22: Mr. Miyagi vs 8 Mini Dwayne Johnsons! CHAMPIONSHIP FINALE!!!
#22
03/23/2022

As Who Would Win Wednesdays draws to its epic conclusion, Jack and Meghan discuss the epic battle between the fierce Mr. Miyagi and the powerful 8 small Rocks. Only one of them will be crowned champion of the bracket! Who will it be? Take a listen and find out. Thank you to all who have joined us on our journey!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try...


Episode 21: Riddle Me This, Mailman! SEMIFINALS!!
#21
03/09/2022

As the number of contenders remaining on the WWWB dwindles, Jack and Meghan discuss which two will ascend to the championship! We also spend a great deal of time criticizing the USPS's new vehicles as well as a deep dive into Minion anatomy. We also thought the new Batman movie was good! Prepare yourselves for the final episode, coming in two weeks!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket...


Episode 20: Dwayne Johnson Totem Poles? QUARTERFINALS!
#20
03/02/2022

It's an action packed, fast pace 20th episode of Who Would Win Wednesdays! Join Jack and Meghan as they talk about four battles in the QUARTERFINALS of the tournament. We've got a slew of contenders today, featuring such fan favorites as Mr. Miyagi, 213 Squirrels, and GRU!! Tune in to see which lucky four fighters move on.

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their...


Episode 19: Cookie Ironing with the Worm! TRIPLE MATCHUP
#19
02/23/2022

Jack and Meghan take on another slew of matchups in this action packed episode of WWWW! As we conclude the second round, we find out who gets to advance to the final 8 contenders- we've got 58 Walmart Shoppers vs 68 Keebler Elves, 17 Staples Workers vs 8 Mini Dwayne Johnsons, and GRU vs PAUL BLART! Shoutout to the worm.

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way...


Episode 18: African Bee Invasion & Immortal Minions?! TRIPLE MATCHUP
#18
02/16/2022

Happy Wednesday, winners! Jack and Meghan have a trio of crazy battles for you today as we work our way through the WWWWB! First off a mighty elephant takes on an army of 503 bees, next up Harambe attempts to fend off 77 of Gru's finest, and lastly 213 disgruntled squirrels try to usurp Dwight Schrute's reign. Be sure to listen and see who's going to the next round!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is...


Episode 17: De-Shrek-able Double Feature!
#17
02/02/2022

We've got a DOUBLE TROUBLE match up for you today, folks! In the last battle of the first round, a certain despicable Gru takes on the mighty Shrek, and in the first battle of the second round, the previously victorious Mr. Miyagi and 78 lobsters go head to head. Enjoy this action packed episode, thank you for anyone who has shared, voted, commented, or listened!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on...


Episode 16: Hagrid vs. Harambe
#16
01/26/2022

In this week's POWERHOUSE battle, Jack and Meghan discuss what it would look like if a magic-less Hagrid faced off against a revived legend, Harambe. Join us as we deal with the lingering emotions caused by Paul Blart, and as we take a deep dive into the Wizarding/Gorilla worlds. Enjoy!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way through the tournament to...


Episode 15: Paul Blart vs 1369 Fire Ants
#15
01/19/2022

In today's action-packed LORE-filled episode of WWWW, Jack and Meghan discuss whether or not American folk hero Paul Blart could take on a moderately-sized army of fire ants! Stay tuned to hear our in-depth battle analysis, and to hear us express heartfelt appreciation for all appliances that cook food.

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way through the tournament to become THE...


Episode 14: 77 Minions vs 9 Buffalos
#14
01/12/2022

In this week's episode of WWWW, Jack and Meghan discuss a hotly contested battle between 77 of Gru's finest yellow helpers and 9 bovine beasts! Be sure to stay tuned to hear some thrilling information about buffalos/bison, as well as the various prefixes you can put in from of the word "ultimate." Does it ever end?!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way...


Episode 13: 17 Staples Employees vs 23 Ducks & 6 Geese
#13
01/05/2022

In this very special first episode of the New Year 2022, Jack and Meghan discuss a zany battle between 17 Staples workers and an assortment of waterfowl. Stay tuned to witness a rather unique trip to a certain office supply store to get some firsthand information from a certain brotherly guest!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way through the tournament to become THE...


Episode 12: 8 Mini Dwayne Johnsons vs 212 Gophers & 136 Muskrats w/ Kyle Germain
#12
12/29/2021

While Meghan enjoys the holidays in South Carolina this week, Jack's good friend Kyle Germain joins him from the Germain family studio to talk about a wild matchup! Although Jack's apparent ineptitude has resulted in another episode using audio from his green Apple iPhone 11 Pro, we hope you will still enjoy Jack and Kyle's insight regarding rodent war tactics. Stay tuned to hear our thoughts on the Rock's potential role in Star Wars, and the order that you put on your pants/socks!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and...


Episode 11: 96 TOXIC Gingerbread Men vs Santa's 8 Reindeer
#11
12/22/2021

The winners of our previous two episodes face off to determine the Ultimate Christmas Champion! Be sure to tune in to hear Jack and Meghan sound off about the Boston Yellow Sox, Meghan's new hat empire, and the dumbest Lexus ad maybe ever. Enjoy another nearly-hour-long WWWW this fine December day!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way through the tournament to...


Episode 10: Santa's Reindeer vs Polar & Grizzly Bear
#10
12/15/2021

Our next Festive edition of WWWW features a truly INTENSE brawl between a slew of polar predators! Would Santa's magic reindeer be able to take down two beefy bears in this arctic battle? Find out with Jack and Meghan as we discuss animal stats, do a lot of Googling, and complain about Spotify Wrapped! Jalapeño Damn!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight t...


Episode 9: 96 Gingerbread Men vs 13 Snowmen
#9
12/08/2021

It's the second week of December so we've got another enthralling Christmassy WWWW matchup for y'all today! Today Jack and Meghan discuss a Yuletide brawl between 96 delicious gingerbread men and 13 frosty snowmen, as well as take a brief dive into the various Shrek wikis. Enjoy!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way through the tournament to become THE ULTIMATE CHAMPION!!

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Episode 8: 23 Mall Santas vs 53 Black Friday Shoppers
#8
12/01/2021

In our first edition of WWWW in the Advent season, Jack & Meghan welcome in the Christmas cheer by discussing a brutal battle between 23 mall Santas and 53 riled up Black Friday shoppers! Stay tuned to hear our thoughts about the new flippable smartphones, Angry Birds, and Dwayne Johnson's omnipresence. Enjoy!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way through the tournament to become...


Episode 7: 71 Thanksgiving Turkeys vs 213 Boston Common Squirrels
#7
11/24/2021

In today's festive pre-Thanksgiving episode of WWWW, Jack and Meghan discuss the splendors of the holiday as well as the hypothetical brawl between 71 hefty gobblers and 213 beefy Bostonian squirrels. Let us know your thoughts!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way through the tournament to become THE ULTIMATE CHAMPION!!

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Episode 6: 29 Roosters vs. 68 Keebler Elves
#6
11/17/2021

This week's showdown features 29 male chickens (aka roosters) taking on a band of certain magical cookie elves...who will come out on top and advance in the tournament? Jack and Meghan discuss this topic and more in this fine sixth episode of WWWW!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way through the tournament to become THE ULTIMATE CHAMPION!!

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Episode 5: Dwight Schrute vs 20 Minecraft Zombies
#5
11/10/2021

In today's thrilling tangent filled episode of WWWW, Jack and Meghan discuss a possible showdown between Scranton's own Dwight Schrute and 20 Minecraft Zombies (as well as 3 additional BABY ZOMBIES!) Tune in to hear our thoughts on Peacock, British soccer, and the inevitable McDonald's social media platform.

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way through the tournament to become THE ULTIMATE CHAMPION!!

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Episode 4: 229 Blind Mice vs 1 Elephant
#4
11/03/2021

In today's episode of WWWW, Jack and Meghan discuss if 229 blind mice (angry) would be able to take down a be-hemoth elephant (excellent memory). Tune in to hear our thoughts on whether elephants are really scared of mice, the Massachusetts Department of Education, and Meghan's aptly named former cats!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way through the tournament to become THE...


Episode 3: Mr. Miyagi vs 1209 Mosquitoes
#3
10/27/2021

On our third episode of WWWW, Jack and Meghan debate if a certain Mr. [First Name] Miyagi could take down a swarm of 1209 mosquitoes, which may or may not be carriers of zika virus. Hopefully nobody sends Anthony Fauci to our doorstep because we used the V word, but what can you do? Find out who will be advancing to the next round of the WWWWB!

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is...


Episode 2: 31 Middle Schoolers vs 503 Bees
#2
10/20/2021

On this week's episode of WWWW, Jack and Meghan talk about whether or not a (diverse) group of 31 middle schoolers could take down 503 bees in a fight. Which side did the voters choose to advance in the bracket?

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way through the tournament to become THE ULTIMATE CHAMPION!!

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Episode 1: 78 Lobsters vs. 86 Rats
#1
10/13/2021

On the first episode of WWWW, Jack and Meghan discuss the hypothetical brawl between 86 rabid rats and 78 Maine lobsters. Which side will eke out the victory and advance in the tournament?

Who Would Win Wednesdays aka WWWW is a weekly podcast where Jack Bertelli and Meghan Hawkins discuss bizarre, randomly chosen fights that are decided by YOU, THE PEOPLE! Each contestant is placed on a bracket as they try to fight their way through the tournament to become THE ULTIMATE CHAMPION!!

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