Cool Dad's Basement

This is a VERY special episode of Cool Dad's Basement. I'm moving out, the holidays are moving in, and there's even a special surprise for the fans. God Bless Us, Everyone.

Johnny Manziel reaaaallly got me thinkin'

This is a new era of Cool Dad's Basement where we bring in UFO experts to help break down the veracity of UFO whistleblower David Grusch's claims and also they sing the credits music.

The moment has finally arrived. The coolest thing of all time will be revealed. Dads? Live Music? Find out.

The Beach vs Live Music.

Dads vs The Old Neon Sign That Says Slippery On The Tacony-Palmyra Bridge.

What are the two coolest things of all time?

An Emergency Episode of Cool Dad's Basement asks an imponderable question.

The Final Four has been revealed in the Cool Dad 64. What made the cut? Just listen, alright?

It's a short but sweet (16) Cool Dad's Basement where we get to the next round of the CD64 *and* I bust out two really cool impressions.

Round 2 of the Cool Dad 64 revealed as we strive to identify the singularly coolest thing of all time.

Pretty self-explanatory title, shouldn't have to elaborate much further.

We call that trooooolling.

64 of the Coolest Things Ever, pitted against each other, tournament style. First, we reveal the next 32 entrants and then at 5:08, the full bracket is revealed. 

IS THE BLOOD WORKING? OR ARE THE BRAVE NURSES AND DOCTORS WHO GUIDED US THROUGH THE PANDEMIC! THAT'S WHAT I'M WONDERING!*

*AI Jerry Seinfeld 

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH GETTING OLDER? WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THOSE THINGS? I'M WONDERING THAT MYSELF!*

This episode title and description was written by an AI Jerry Seinfeld 

A suggest on how to move forward on trans issues *and* a major announcement regarding the first ever Cool Dad 64 Bracket. How are you passing that up? 

I can PROVE that the TikTok Algorithm is a lie. Don't you want to hear me do that? That's a very tempting tease. 

We're talking pyramids, conspiracies, and the NY Post Dot Com Comment Section. 

Hey did you hear that they're trying to make baseball fun to watch?!?! Why! Baseball is supposed to be miserable!!! 

No kink-shaming? No! Kink-shaming! It's high time we put bedroom business BACK in the bedroom. 

We use the trusted, reliable, unimpeachable Cool Dad's Basement bracket method, we determine the greatest movie OF ALL TIME! Prepare to be shocked and amazed. 

On Roald Dahl edits and pro wrestling. 

No? Just me? Well I also talk about Ant Man and the Wasp QUANTUMANIA!

The rumors are true, I finally got a job and now I need a fake podcasting name. Hear all about it + a Super Bowl Review. 

We're picking a winner, we're giving prop bets, we're recording live from a boy's bedroom in a Supersized Saturday Edition of Cool Dad's Basement 

We're talking about the Harry Potter Wizard Game, Everything Everywhere All At Once, and NBA trades! 

We're talking AI Generated Deepfake porno, Elvis, and Bane!!! 

Let's cope with the uncertainty around the CHINESE SPY BALLOON! by listing out the top five balloons of allllll time. 

Cool Dad's Basement is BACK and "better than ever." We're taking no prisoners this time, starting with the heathens behind the most egregious holiday of them all. 

When no one in the world can seem to remember Christmas, it's up to Mikey Krenek and Santa to travel back to Biblical times and save the day. 

CAST (In Order of Appearance):

Narrator: Gregory Bumps
Mikey Krenek: Mikey Krenek
Gamestop Man/Innkeeper: Eric Prister
Bill Donnellan: Bill Donnellan
Santa: Chris Marciano
Joseph, Stepfather to God: Zach Jones
Mary, Mother of God: Lindsey Brown
Shepherd 1: Tom Witty
Shepherd 2: Ryan Sekac
The Angel: Joe Giglio
King Balthszar Melchior Gaspar The Kind Hearted: Tyrone Johnson

The title is really self explanatory here guys. 

The Bracket Show is Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

An AI writing prompt generator?!?! Did Christmas come early?!?!? 

On dreaming, the Game Theory YouTube channel, and a few other things as well. 

A look into to the future using maths, sciences, and ancient alchemies, all things I'm actually super good at. 

That title has very little if anything to do with this episode about INFLUENCERS and BECOMING AN INFLUENCER and TIK TOK and SANTA SONGS VS JESUS SONGS (Sorry trying to improve my algo) 

Let's talk trees *and* the official announcement of the greatest holiday podcast* of all time.

*made by me

Apparently it's "against the rules" to play full songs on a podcast, but Johnny Law never accounted for someone as clever as I. Here's the Top 5 Christmas Song Moments of All Time. 

We kick the holiday season off right by talking Black Friday, the perils of recording early, and inflatable decorations. 

An apology and an EXPLANATION, not an EXCUSE, an EXPLANATION. Very different. 

Pies and Sides: Tiered, just the way you like 'em.