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Chopped Chumps - 6.2.23

There's no sandbagging these chopped chump callers. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242
Toby Leary: Rep. Chip Roy joins the show to talk about the debit ceiling bill | 6.2.23 - The Howie Carr Show Hour 4

Rep Chris Roy [R-TX] calls in to talk debit ceiling, and he and Toby talk about how the swamp works. Then, Toby talks about the FBI and will Christopher Wray turn over the document he's been asked to produce.
Police Blotter Fax: One Scrumptious Swan & the Chump Line | 6.2.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 3

Howie and Karoline Leavitt take over Police Blotter Fax Friday live at the Community Oven in Epping, NH. Today, a raccoon walks through a drive-thru. Silly, everyone knows you need to be in a car! Tune in for our two winners: the Swiss Guard springs into action and a swan suffers a tragic death. See mugshots, photos, and videos at the front page of our site!
Evicting the Homeless and Suddenly Everyone is Hesitant to Get New Vaccines | 6.2.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 2

Howie broadcasts live from The Community Oven in Epping, NH, to bring you the latest in government incompetence and corruption. In between bites of delicious calzone, the Captain discusses the migrant problem throughout major U.S. cities and the sudden hesitance to get newly rolled-out COVID vaccines! Go figure!
Confidence in Wray Waining? You Don't Say plus Chasten Buttigieg Talks to Kids About Coming Out | 6.2.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 1

Howie broadcasts live from the Community Oven in Epping, NH, after a scrumptious pizza and cup of ice cream. Before the Captain chows down on a calzone, he discusses the comments made by James Comer on the dwindling confidence in Christopher Wray. Then, Howie and Karoline Leavitt talk the children's pride parade in our nation's capital. Tune in!
Lori Lightfoot's New Gig and the Hullabaloo Over Hosting GOP Debates | 6.2.23 - Grace Curley Show Hour 3

The town that Billy Sunday couldn't shut down, but Lori Lightfoot sure could! Tune in to hear what FORMER Mayor Lori Lightfoot is up to now! Karoline broadcasts live from the Community Oven in Epping, NH! She shares her weekly Saturday routine, where she debates none other than Barney Frank live on Newsmax. Then, Karoline discusses the heated battle between major television networks to host the Republican debates.
Who Kamala Has Worked Under plus Chris Pappas Celebrates Pride | 6.2.23 - Grace Curley Show Hour 2

Karoline discusses her former congressional opponent Chris Pappas' celebration of Pride Month, something the guests at the Community Oven live show are not too keen about! The Democrats would never honor veterans the same way they celebrate the LGBTQ cohort.
Dee-Santis or Duh-Santis? Choose Your Fighter | 6.2.23 - Grace Curley Show Hour 1

Karoline Leavitt broadcasts live from The Community Oven in Epping, NH. Today, Karoline points out a very strange thing about Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. He pronounces his own name two different ways! Then, Karoline hits on some news local to the live show. Tune in!
Morning Minute: Remember When Trump Didn't Fall? - 6.2.23

When Trump carefully descends a ramp? Neurological disorders. Neuropathy. When Biden face-plants on stage at the Air Force Academy commencement? Nothing...
Chopped Chumps - 6.1.23

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Our Leader Stumbles Over Sandbags and Our Culture Celebrates Men with Handbags | 6.1.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 4

Taylor takes over for the six o'clock hour to wrap up the Howie Carr Radio Network's celebration of Pride Month. To commemorate the occasion, Taylor discuses the social contagion threatening today's youth that has trickled down through society to convince girls at alarming rates that they are boys stuck in the wrong body. Of course, today would not be complete without a rehashing of Biden's horrible fall. Tune in!
Illegals in the News & the Chump Line | 6.1.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 3

If Donald Trump were president, the border wouldn't be a problem. Howie shares the increasingly common headlines about migrants in the news. They're stuffing them into hotels, school gyms, and apartment buildings. Plus, don't miss the next Chump Line call from Roscoe the wonder pug!
Should MA Bring Back Happy Hour? How About To-Go Cocktails? | 6.1.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 2

It's a tragedy and a horror that the people of Massachusetts have lasted this long enduring Happy Hour prohibition. Howie discusses movements in the MA legislature to change it, but for some reason, his listeners don't mind not having economical drinking deals. They must not know what they're missing.
Biden Takes a Tumble (Again) and the Pentagon Shuts Down Base Drag Shows | 6.1.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 1

Biden's fallen, and he can't get up! Howie and the crew have a blast poking fun at the man who didn't hesitate mocking Trump when he scuttled down a ramp at a slow gait. Then, Howie and Emma celebrate Pride Month by commending the Pentagon for cancelling a drag show on an Air Force base and suggesting everyone go watch Matt Walsh's "What is a Woman?"
Taylor and Howie Do Woke or Joke: Pride Month Edition | 6.1.23 - Grace Curley Show Hour 3

Habemus infantem! Grace's baby girl is HERE! While Grace is away, Howie Carr and Taylor Cormier are here to present Woke or Joke, the game where listeners like you guess between real, terrible, horrible headlines and ones the crew made up!
Toby Leary: Chris Christie Follows in the Footsteps of Alan Keyes | 6.1.23 - Grace Curley Show Hour 2

Toby Leary fills in for Grace while she's on her first full day of maternity leave! Toby discusses the decision by Chris Christie to throw his hat in the presidential ring...again. Toby takes us down memory lane as he talks about Alan Keyes, who did chose a similar path running for president over and over again.
Toby Leary: Audio from Hunter's Vault | 6.1.23 - Grace Curley Show Hour 1

While Grace is out on maternity leave, Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works fills in to bring you the latest from our corrupt and incompetent government officials. Today, Toby discusses Hunter's laptop and some audio from the vault.
Morning Minute: The Mob & the MLB - 6.1.23

In case you're not following the woke drag nun hullabaloo infiltrating professional baseball, the aftershock of a crazy, anti-Christian move by the LA Dodgers is still shaking the careers of a couple pitchers.
Chopped Chumps - 5.31.23

Christ Christie may be trying to throw his weight around in the GOP primaries, but these Chopped Chumps should bring him back down to earth.Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242
The "Deep-State DeSantis" Theory & the Chump Line | 5.31.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 3

Howie's listeners who are still on the Trump train won't hold back when the DeSantis discussion comes up. They sure do listen when Taylor fills in for the Captain, too. Howie talks the 2024 primary elections and lets callers weigh some deep-state theories surrounding the Florida governor.
The Rule of Guffaw & Blackouts are Headed Your Way | 5.31.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 2

Howie and his listeners discuss the safety issues related with switching everything over to electric. Blackouts are apparently not out of the question this summer, some publications say!
Comey Claims the FBI is Not a "Cabal" and a Mustachioed Fairy Godmother Named Nick | 5.31.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 1

After their raid of Mar-a-Lago, their infiltration of Latin Masses, or their targeting of Christians and pro-lifers, do you agree with James Comey that the FBI is not a "cabal?" Tune in to see if Howie agrees with the former director. Then, Howie and Emma discuss the decline of the Disney princess and AOC's crush on Elon Musk.
Howie Carr Cuts Chick-fil-a Some Mortal-Sin Slack | 5.31.23 - Grace Curley Show Hour 3

They're still closed on Sundays, so was the "diversity, equity, and inclusion" hire years ago really a mortal sin for the chicken brand? Howie comments on the conservative hysteria surrounding some brands that might not be so bad. Howie cuts Chick-fil-a some slack, and it's not just because they've got some tasty tenders.
Which Woke Brand Will Be Hardest to Boycott? | 5.31.23 - Grace Curley Show Hour 2

Maybe it won't be super tough for you to boycott Bud Light, but perhaps you'll be missing those Target runs when you hop on the latest movement. Karoline fills in for Grace to talk woke corporations and Chris Christie's announcement to run for president at her alma mater, St. Anselm College.
Chris Christie, Chick-fil-a, and the Woke Contagion | 5.31.23 - Grace Curley Show Hour 1

The woke Left is working to captivate every American institution, and it didn't bother stopping at fast food or baseball. Karoline Leavitt fills in for Grace to talk the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence's infiltration into professional baseball and DEI in the chicken industry. Plus, tune in for Karoline's takes on Chris Christie's attempt to take on Trump.
Morning Minute : Fatima Mohamed - 5.31.23

The words of Fatima Mohamed at the City Unv. of New York's School of Law commencement might win worst of the season.
Chopped Chumps - 5.30.23

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Taylor Comier : Not even a holiday can save Bud Light plus the Chump Line | 5.30.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 3

Bud Lights sales are still down even with a holiday week happening. Then, Taylor runs through the chump line.
The Anti-Israel, Anti-Capitalism, Anti-Police Grad Speech & Long-Weekend Hate Mail | 5.30.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 2

Tune in to hear the shocking words from a law graduate at the City University of New York commencement that are going viral. Plus, we've got our weekly Hate Mail segment, made better by an extra holiday's worth of hate.
David Blaine Can't Make These Emails Disappear plus Everyone Wants to Be a Grandstander | 5.30.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 1

Shocking new information from Jeffrey Epstein's email history includes names of celebrities you may have never guessed would have dined with the pedophile. Then, Grace and Howie discuss the debt ceiling wannabe grandstand in the House. Finally, tune in for a story of cigar cancellation from John of Liberty Cigars!
Toby Leary Talks Gun Show Loopholes, Suing Gun Manufacturers, and More | 5.30.23 - Grace Curley Show Hour 3

Got gun questions? Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works joins the show every Tuesday at two o'clock to answer 'em! Grace and Toby talk new installments in the Gunshine State, a.k.a. Florida. They also discuss how infringements to the Second Amendment can land a company in court.
Let the Craziness Commence! CUNY Speaker Goes After Israel, Capitalism, and the NYPD | 5.30.23 - Grace Curley Show Hour 2

The City University of New York is under some fire from conservatives for allowing a commencement speaker to spew some nasty comments about the nation of Israel, among other things. Grace brings Ari Hoffman on the show to respond to the wild scene.
Newsom's Pathetic Attack on DeSantis Backfires | 5.30.23 - Grace Curley Show Hour 1

When Gavin Newsom Tweets something, do you think he gets it proofread first? Do you think he shows a staffer before doing his Twitter-dunking? Grace and Jarred think the answer must be No. Newsom's most recent "Gotcha" had major inaccuracies in when a law took effect. Tune in to learn what the California governor's latest gaffe was!
Morning Minute: Non-Binary Seven-Year-Olds Don't Exist - 5.30.23

When you're seven, your biggest worries are green beans and ball games. You're not contemplating gender unless some creepy adult is pushing radical ideology on you.
Chopped Chumps - 5.29.23

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What Will They Have to Pry from Your Cold, Dead Hands Before You Give In to the "Efficiency" Scam? | 5.29.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 4

Will it be your gas-guzzling lawn mower or your climate-killing washing machine? Taylor Cormier fills in for Howie to discuss the environmental efficiency scam that's plaguing the appliance industry. Everything is worse when the liberals touch it, and Taylor vows to fight for his right to a gas stove and an internal combustion engine.
There Was No Ethnic Diversity in Jaws, and That Film Turned Out Fine | 5.29.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 3

Imagine how many award-winning films wouldn't even be considered under today's current diversity or sexuality quota standards. Taylor Cormier fills in for Howie to discuss the insanity in art and cinema. Then, the Wizard of Woke shifts to discuss looters at Lululemon who have essentially free reign to ransack a store.
Target's Scary Connection to Sketchy Gender Group GLSEN | 5.29.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 2

Taylor Cormier fills in for Howie Carr to discuss the latest demands from gay education regime "GLSEN," which aims to change elementary school word problems and library shelves to display more gender deviance and sexual content. Taylor makes connections between GLSEN and Target as well as the Washington Post. Tune in!
Trump Makes Memorial Day All About Himself | 5.29.23 - Howie Carr Show Hour 1

Taylor Cormier, Howie Carr's executive producer, fills in while he's off for Memorial Day. Speaking of the commemoration of the fallen, Taylor has a bone to pick with the former president who decided to make a Truth Social post all about himself. Then, Taylor and Grace Curley discuss the debt ceiling and, of all things, astrological signs!
Pride Displays Target Seven-Year-Olds | 5.29.23 - Grace Curley Show Hour 3

Grace plays an audio clip from Canadian actress Rachelle Leferve that'll make your mouth drop open. The on-screen vampire makes wild comments about the Target "Pride" section and how it relates to her seven-year-old son.