Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs
We're grumpy because we're old. We're gay because we like men. and our dogs are along for the ride. Join Patrick and Tommie and Abigale and Louie as they talk about whatever they want.
February 12, 2025 Episode 133: A Taste Of Harry Hamlin

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie congratulate Westminster Dog Show winner Monty, go herding with the Aidi, go ape for Charles Darwin, wrestle with Abraham Lincoln, celebrate the founding of the NAACP, remember the 1982 mainstream gay film Making Love, keep the Faith in George Michael, review the past weeks' attacks on the trans community, Tommie reviews the 1991 gay film Poison and the gay limited series Fellow Travelers, he and Patrick discuss the reactions to Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance, take a ride on a giraffe in heaven with Jesus and prophetess Donna Rigney, feud over Five Faves, Tommie...
January 29, 2025 Episode 132: Where Is Everybody?

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate service dogs, wish a Happy Birthday to the Father of the American Revolution, learn a little about the Sunflower State, Tommie explains his novel idea for educating children, they indulge in some Sweet Charity, lather up at Rose Royce's Car Wash, get Frito-Layed on National Corn Chip Day, learn about the ADHD increase in the U.S., watch the CDC go AWL from the WHO, watch Trump persecute trans people and indoctrinate school children against indoctrination, get ready for a spring cleaning at Guantanamo Bay, throw out their maps of the...
January 22, 2025 Episode 131: Blue Velvet

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie engage in a follow-up discussion about dogs and cold weather, pay tribute to the films and legacy of Patrick's favorite film director David Lynch, Tommie mocks the Mad Bomber's track record, they remember Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, learn about a ketamine-based spray for depression, Patrick explains birthright citizenship, they discover there are now only two genders, do not pardon Trump's pardon of the J6 insurrectionists, say "amen" for Bishop Marian Budde acting like an actual Christian, sing Elvis songs with the Kings of Tupelo, try to figure out why Snoop Dogg did what...
January 15 2025 Episode 130: Free Luigi

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate pet reunions and search-and-rescue dogs during the California fires, salute Martin Luther King, Jr. on his actual birthday, say farewell to "Soul Man" Sam Moore, review the unsolved murder of the Black Dahlia, wish a happy anniversary to the TV sitcom Happy Days, enjoy a good shmear on National Bagel Day, learn that alcohol is bad for your health, read Jack Smith's report on Donald Trump's crimes, Tommie advocates for the overthrow of our capitalist overlords, they learn that DEI caused the California fires, complain about the bitterly cold weather, and...
January 8, 2025 Episode 129: Amusing And Chaste

In this week's elongated episode, Patrick and Tommie debate the issue of leaving one's dog in a car, go herding with the Welsh Sheepdog, Tommie extols the people of Wales, they celebrate a lot of birthdays (including a singer from Wales), Tommie explains the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, Tommie spills the tea on the death of The Vivienne, Patrick gives tips for winter skin relief, they dispel misinformation about gender-affirming medications for youths, mock the Supreme Court's request for respect, watch Musk stick his nose into European politics, explain Meta's descent into the social media mud, prepare for...
December 18, 2024 Episode 128: Happy Arbor Day!

In this week's final episode of 2024, Patrick and Tommie meet the Villano De Las Encartaciones, honor the legacies of two icons on their birthday, review the 21st century "controversy" over the Nutcracker, celebrate the original airing of a Seussian Christmas special, wonder how Katherine Hepburn starred in a Broadway musical, dine on roast suckling pig while tossing some twins, lock up their air fryers, watch the parade of Trump butt-kissers, drone on about the drone conspiracies, list their favorite portrayals of Jesus, Patrick complains about the lack of artistry in outdoor Christmas decorations, and Tommie gripes about Christmas in...
December 11, 2024 Episode 127: Julie Andrews' Tongue Action

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Christmas plays, meet the Tamaskan dog, rock around the Xmas tree with Brenda Lee, say farewell to actor Michael Cole and mentalist the Amazing Kreskin, Tommie teaches Patrick about "the four quarters," they look at the death of singer Sam Cooke, watch Walter Kronkite get zapped, Tommie says he ain't got time for stretching, they learn of the health benefits of dark chocolate, celebrate an Alabama Pride group winning the right to march in a holiday parade, say goodbye and good riddance to Syria's Bashar Assad, Tommie overdoses on RuPaul, they...
November 20, 2024 Episode 126 Part Two: Calm Down, Take A Breath, Eat A Cookie

In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discover that Nazis marching somewhere in America is becoming a weekly thing, watch Oklahoma's education superintendent pray for the President-elect, learn that House Speaker Johnson would prefer a trans woman join him in the men's room, go down YouTube rabbit holes, lament the closing of the musical The Eyes Of Tammy Faye, laugh at McDonald's fan RFK, Jr. and friend of escorts Matt Gaetz, and are joined by Steven as they name their favorite film quotes.
November 20, 2024 Episode 126 Part 1: Call Me Spud

In the first half of this week's episode, Tommie prepares for his post-Gypsy demise, he and Patrick discover the first dog-friendly cruise, go herding with the Saint Miguel Cattle Dog, celebrate President Biden's birthday, say goodbye to gymnastics coach Bela Karolyi, review the sex arrest that led to a landmark Supreme Court ruling, observe the Transgender Day of Remembrance, wish they could send Dr. Oz to the Emerald City, take a crap on Ohio's anti-trans bathroom bill, and Steven comes to rescue Tommie from Patrick's growing frustration. (Part 2 will be released on Wednesday, November 27.)
November 13, 2024 Episode 125: Tarzan's Legs

In this week's episode, Tommie mocks Patrick's loungewear, they warn listeners to keep their cannabis away from their dogs, go running with the Rampur Greyhound, celebrate the birthday of the greatest American actor of the 19th century, get animated over the film Fantasia, laugh about one of the 1970's funniest TV comedies, Tommie comes to the defense of Charlie's Angels, they pay tribute to two Elton John musicals, Tommie recalls his unique view of Broadway's Tarzan, they discover Indian pudding, debate what is the proper amount of time to sit on the toilet, review Trump's Cabinet nominees, Tommie vents...