Undr The Cosh

Some have been getting more equated than others down the club this week, talking lockdowns, midnight escapes, World Cup winners, and corn beef hash.

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Chris “Cookie” Coleman joins us to talk about taking the Wales job after losing his mate Gary Speed, and the media coming for him from day one. He explains the two gambles that turned it around, taking the captaincy off Aaron Ramsey and switching to a back three, and how even a Euro 16 semi didn’t win some critics over.

He also opens up about the car crash at 32 that ended his career. He was trapped in his car for nearly two hours, and doctors were about to amputate his leg before a fireman got hi...

Back down to the club for a Halloween special, and things are going bump in the night. There’s a porno in the Puritans’ clubhouse, a woman tied to a tree, footprints on the floor boards, and a coffin knocking on the door.

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New series, once again don’t bother asking what number it is, your guess is as good as ours. First up is Frank McAvennie and we think we might have discovered the luckiest footballer ever with an absolutely outrageous story of how he first got scouted. 

We also dive into  being taken to court after an Old Firm scrap with Terry Butcher, Chris Woods and Graham Roberts: four new suits, a lawyer who called him Patrick, and why he walked out not guilty while the others got done. He also talks life as George Best...

Back down the club after a few days in the sun, with tales of misadventure, karaoke kings, and dusty sandals.

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Back down to the club for another Friday and Dougie's back on the wind-up, there's tossers in the park, people under the bed, and a hypnotist on the loose.

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Back down to the club for another Friday, and the lads are well and truly stumped on what to do about an internal family conundrum. Sharks are on the attack, rabbits are on the lose, and a £1M taster menu. 

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Dougie Graves IS BACK!, and he's on wind-up down the club this week, along with wet t-shirt tales, unwanted German guests, changing room tugs, and fairground romps.

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To close off the series is Rob Lee, playing in one of the most entertaining sides the country has ever seen. We dive into just how Keegan approached football and transformed Newcastle into a side to challenge for the title, with a team of mavericks and very few defenders. 

And when we say Mavericks we mean it! With Philippe Albert putting on some questionable movies, Brian Kilcline slide talking fans & Steve Howey being the most gullible player out there. 

We also take a peak behind Shearer's curtain of what he was like when he’s not...

The Italian Stallion is down the club this week sharing tales of airport hook-ups, Ferrari World trips, VelociCoaster mishaps, and the test of all friend tests.

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Joining us this week is Champagne Charlie, Charlie Nicholas.

Starting his career in Scotland, Charlie relives tales of why he was hot property both on and off the field. Growing up a Celtic fan, he was living his dream tearing it up in the first team, but was forced out of the club while a different narrative was being spun in the media. At Arsenal, Charlie was met with the bright lights of London and was instantly thrown into the music scene, rocking some dodgy leather trousers along the way.

When he hung up his...

The drinks are flowing down the club this week...Loose lips sinks ships, camper van dreams, knicker nightmares, selfies, and crocs, it's all going off.

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Charlie Adam up this week. Already an Undr The Cosh legend just for creating one of the greatest videos of him sprinting away from Jabba. 

Starting out in digs being looked after by David Moyes family he went into a sink or swim environment and found himself in a bizarre situation of only playing in the big games. 

Then moving to Blackpool where he found himself in an even stranger situation of taking the football club to court while still playing for them. 

We als...

Holidays are over and everyone's back down the club for a live and in person pint. Lots to catch up on, including car theft, dog parties, speeding fines, and a Hippodonk with an axe to grind.

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Fabrice Muamba joins us this week, with one of the most talked about stories in football in the last 20 years, only we could come away from this episode debating whether Nicklas Bendtner is a good looking bloke.

Jokes aside it was an absolute pleasure to sit down with Fabrice who has had such an incredible journey before and after the cardiac arrest.

From having to flee Congo at a young age due to his dad's political ties, blagging his way into Arsenal's youth team through his mate, to coming...

We are going into the weekend with tales of bible walks, a piles update from Pacey Media & perhaps the most passionate submission for the bin so far. 

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Steven Foster joins us this week and we've come away with one question: how did this man play professional football?

We knew he liked a beer, but the more we dig into his lifestyle, the more amazed we get. Three months sleeping on a bare bed with no mattress, no electricity, no food. lLving out of the pub until closing. That same season, he won League One and Player of the Season.

Add in a Christmas Eve grilling from Ian Holloway, skinny-dipping in Magaluf in front of a family...

Happy Friday coshers, on today’s episode we discuss Fantasy Football punishments, tales of Thailand & how Rachel is the hat trick hero, of all hat trick heroes. 

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Coshers incase you haven’t heard we have just announced some live show dates for later this year. Click the link below to get your tickets. 

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Joining us today is Carlton Cole, starting out at Chelsea he was labelled the best young player at the club but it all took a turn when Jose Mourinho arrived and took a disliking to him. 

Carlton takes us through some of the wildest stories of his career, including the time he knocked a team...

Coshers we have a couple announcements for you. We have three live shows booked in for later this year. Two live Friday clubs in Newcastle & Sheffield, with one Middlesbrough guest show. Click on the link below to get your tickets.

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We also our once again running our fantasy join with code 3t3n0g or by clicking on the link below. The prize for our highest placed Patreon will be worth £1000.

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Episode 2 of the series and we’ve mixed things up on today’s episode going a bit more topical than we usually do so let us know in the comments if you enjoy it! Ex Premier League Referee joins us today as we dive into whether there is any truth into the VARsenal claims. Who are the most difficult players to deal with in the modern era, how a lot of players know the rules of golf better than they know football and of course what it was like to witness Jose Mourinho creating one of the greatest meme’s of a...

Coshers we are back for another Friday club, with Baldy now on his jollies we are once again recording remote, but don’t stress the shenanigans are still flowing. 

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Nile Ranger joins us for the first episode back, and this one goes deep. From gold teeth at 16 to being sacked by three different clubs, robbing phones as a teenager to two spells in prison, Nile holds absolutely nothing back about the chaos of his career at Newcastle, Southampton, Swindon and beyond. The Andros Townsend bust-up in Ukraine, the Range Rover prank, the rape charge that derailed his career and the acquittal that followed it's all in here. Recorded before the news of Kevin Keegan's passing, Nile shares a story from his early days as a raw, star-struck young...

With the big man being on his honeymoon we are running things remotely this week. Talking catfishing, towels in the bedroom and once again Baldy’s clothing going in the bin. 

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Post wedding blues have set in down the club this week. Talking top notch speeches, heavy balls, bargain of the century , Revenge of all revenges, and sweets down the retirement home.

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Friday Club is back on home soil, with sleepwalking tales, Tinder surprises, combine harvesters, and a Paddington death wish.

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Friday Club has had another importune opening state-side and it didn't quite go to plan. Short stories are a plenty, the SpeakPipes in full swing, there's cat muck in teeth, and off milk in the juice bottle.

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Friday Club is BACK! And absolutely nothing has changed.. Chrissy is sloppy from the off, Parky's ragging, and Browny's ready to show a lady with a walking stick a good time.

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We are on our final day in the US and what a trip it has been, from starting off in Vegas 3 weeks ago we have traveled from coast to coast following Tommy Tuchels 3 lions. 

Reflecting on Yesterdays England match & the full trip we spouting our usual dross such as Why did Elliot Bennet not get a call after Reece James injury and giving ourselves the title of the Ugliest World Cup Podcast. 

Thanks to all the coshers who came to our live show the other night it was MEGA!!! An...

As our Texas chapter of the trip draws to an end, we sit down and reflect on what has been a week to remember, which includes line dancing, lost property and a few arguments. Spirits may be a bit deflated from hangovers & a disappointing result but to avoid a somber mood we won’t bore you with banging the drum with negativity. This show is sponsored by BetanoGet £40 in FREE BETS at http://betano.co.uk/cosh when you bet £1018+ gambleaware.org T&Cs apply🌏 Get an exclusive NordVPN deal here → https://nordvpn.com/coshThis is risk-free with Nord’s 30-day mo...

Howdy Coshers, we are all in good spirits after a great start to the tournament on the pitch and a great US trip so far which has included; theme parks, midget wrestling and a lot of winding each other up. This show is sponsored by Betano Get £40 in FREE BETS at http://betano.co.uk/cosh when you bet £10 18+ gambleaware.org T&Cs apply 🌏 Get an exclusive NordVPN deal here → https://nordvpn.com/cosh This is risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee!

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5 days since we touched down in the USA and the trip is off to flyer, starting things off in Vegas completely forgetting there was a tournament on. 

Since then we have arrived in LA, watched Pochettino do back flips and now are looking a head to the rest of the tournament and a trip of a life time 

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Touch down in the USA and we are going through tales of deception, questionable massages and some extra strong language. 

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It's all going off down the club this week, including an unwanted new member of the squad, an Insurance scam between the sheets, Kapper popper pants, and Parky's new look.

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Lost passports , Trips to Wembley, broken beds, and grans on the run in this week's Friday Club along with deep dive into the love life of Katie Price.

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Another round of conundrums at the club this week, covering everything from toothpicks and Eurotrash to old flames, spilled pints, and pen pals.

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Tales of unfortunate events down the club this week as passports are left at home, not even the jabs can save the big man from the blackhole, more child invasions at the Brown house, & there's a strangle hold on a trip to Wembley.

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More chaos down the club this week, discussing goat/human hybrids, desert Islands, nose bleeds by the bins, chunky midriffs and Ekitike's achilles heel.

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Perry Groves up today to close up series number……. At this point your guesses are as good as mine. Starting out training with Wolves, Perry would spend much of his misspent youth on trains discovering some fantastic magazines. 

At Colchester Perry was getting plenty of attention alongside Tony Adcock and they were known as the Ginger Ninja’s amongst the on watching scouts and their mistresses.

Fast forward to Arsenal playing with the likes of Ian Wright, Tony Adams, David Seamen & Paul Merson we hear tales of the famous Tuesday...

Theres disappearances down the club this Friday as a search party is sent out for Wally, balloons are popping at a baby shower, and theres a contaminated toothpick on the scene.

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