Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
Dopey Podcast is the world’s greatest podcast on drugs, addiction and dumb shit. Chris and I were two IV heroin addicts who loved to talk about all the coke we smoked, snorted and shot, all the pills we ate, smoked, all the weed we smoked and ate, all the booze we consumed and all the consequences we suffered. After making the show for 2 and a half years, Chris tragically relapsed and died from a fentanyl overdose. Dopey continued on, at first to mourn the horrible loss of Chris, but then to continue our mission - which was at its co...
Charlie Sheen's First Crack with Blow Job! Luc Zarrato! Fitness! Recovery!
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This week on tuesday teaser! We rejoice at the release and all around greatness that is the Charlie Sheen Netflix show - AKA Charlie Sheen.
Then we play a tiny smidge of Luc Zarrato from IG's Marathon2sobriety
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Dopey 548: 13 & Pregnant, Army ‘Shitbag,’ Gabby Eagan! Head butting Cops, TMZ Mugshots, and a Year Sober (Almost)”
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This week on Dopey! We are joined by Tik ToK superstar Gabby Eagen! But first we hear some of the notes and comments from last weeks Dopey - we read an email from a Russian film maker heroin addict who used to get high off poppy seeds. The we hear a crazy drug story from a crazy dopey who gopt stung in his eye by a bee! Then we hear from Gabby! Dave chops it up with TikTok c...
SPECIAL GUEST! KATZ'S! GUY ON GUY 69! The LAST DOPEYCON????? Canadians! Katz's!
This week on the teaser!
An Old Anonymous friend comes through and we talk propofol, guy on guy 69 and other dumb shit.
PLUS a Canadian EMAIL - is it the end of Dopeycon?
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Dopey 547: Fruit Roll-Ups Full of Oxys, Butt Cheeks Full of Percs, Heroin as Hash, and Finding G-d with Tzvi Heber, plus GAMBLING
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This Week on Dopey! Getting ready for DopeyCon - who is coming? This week on the show we have a voicemail from Matt WC on shooting coke - a riveting kratom email - and then we pay a house call to Tzvi Heber in Los Angeles - of Ascendent Recovery and he shares a not usual Dopey Recovery story starting out deep within the orthodox Jewish community. We cover - Jewish identity, loss, resentment, addiction, recovery, community, basketball, opiates, personal growth, spirituality, addiction, recovery, detox, OxyContin, fentanyl, family...
Are Girls Ungrateful and other Insane Questions with Handsome Evan Teaser Addiction Recovery
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This week on the teaser - i read some emails - reflect on the end of summer and get excited for dopeycon - before handsome evan shows up with his family problems!
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Dopey 546: Anders Osborne on a Morphine, Dilaudid, Cocaine Cocktail, Butt Cheeks Full of Perks & Bill Taylor remembers Hurricane Katrina
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Montana, OG DOPE, writing in from prison, about smuggling fentanyl and Percs past cops by hiding a bundle between his butt cheeks. Another listener voicemail “Gay for Crack” tells a darkly comedic tale of hustling a guy in Baltimore who offered crack in exchange for sex.
Then Anders Osborne and Bill Taylor (Trombone Shorty Foundation, The Phoenix) recount using and surviving during Hurricane Katrina — a lawless, apocalyptic New Orleans with flooded streets, National Guard, no electricity, and dealers flooding in. An...
Alan Returns and Talks Shit About Fentanyl Jay on The Billy Jensen Teaser! Addiction Recovery!
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My Dad is back to talk shit!
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Dopey 545:Crack at 15, Shitting Out Balloons of Dope & Eating Raw Bacon with IDGAF Foods, Don't Be a Fucking Pussy! Addiction Recovery!
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This week on Dopey we celebrate Dopes Heather and Jen! Both with ONE YEAR! We read some emails and I got to sit down with the legend! IDGAF Foods (aka the guy behind eating hot dogs off the floor on Instagram) for a brutally honest trip through his addiction, art, and recovery. From smoking crack at 15 in Manchester, CT, to guzzling buckets of Molly and shards of ketamine out of Kahlua bottles, to swallowing and later digging through his own shit for balloons of drugs, his story is a nonstop circus...
What the F$%K is happening with Fentanyl Jay, Addiction Recovery Teaser
This week on the Teaser! I get back from Park City Song Summit! Preparing for DopeyCon, going upstate! Jay is back - if you want to hear whats up - go to www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast
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Dopey 544: ChrisMiss - Dopey Day - Annie Remembers! Chris ties a rubber duck around his penis to beat. a drug test! Addiction Recovery
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📋 Show Notes
Teaser/Intro:
Dave’s septic tank explodes into the shower; plumber drama and Beach Club day.
Announces Park City Song Summit panel on “Writing Under the Influence” with Anders Osborne, Anders Beck & Matt Warren.
DopeyCon VI lineup: Ian Fidance, Sam Miller, Jake from WV, Aaron Carr, Ray Brown, Dave’s dad, Linda, Brandon Novak, Hank Azaria, maybe Jason Biggs; tickets via Patreon.
Notes that August 16th (“Dopey Day”) marks Chris’s birthday; urges listeners to put the Dopey logo over their eyes and send pho...
Finger Banging, Septic Explosion, Recovery Addiction and Dumb Shit with Heart Attack Doug
Septic saga: Dave’s septic tank blows up into the shower; plumber drama ensues.
Park City Song Summit: Dave previews his session with Anders Osborne, Anders Beck and Matt Warren on writing under the influence vs. in recovery.
DopeyCon 6 lineup: Ian Fidance, Sam Miller, Jake from WV, Aaron Carr, Ray Brown, Dave’s dad, Linda, Brandon Novak, Hank Azaria, Jason Biggs, and other “influencers/junkies galore” — tickets on Patreon.
Spotify comments: Fans want comedian Modi at DopeyCon (he probably won’t be there); others complain about teaser pay...
Dopey 543: Projectile Vomiting, Codependency, Heroin, Fitness, Billy Joel with Rachel Elizabeth Slocum, Doug Bopst,
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Annie’s anniversary: Dave marks one year since Annie Ellie died, plays her voicemails and messages, and reflects on how fragile life in recovery is.
Travis’s email: A listener’s relapse saga: he meets a girl at a meeting, falls in love, helps her get sober, then watches the relationship implode into infidelity and emotional breakdown.
Rachel Slocum returns:
• Talks about relapsing, volunteering during Texas floods, and how service triggered a heavy depression; admits isolating in bed and feeling like a “lazy, dirty sewer rat...
Do I Really Look that Much Like Ted Cruz? Erin Khar! Addiction Recovery!
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📓 Episode Notes:
🐎 Guest: Erin Khar – author, advocate, and recent NYC election winner
🧠 Topics: stigma, recovery, school boards, getting called out, Ask Erin segment
🎂 Dopey Day is August 16 – Chris’s birthday and a day to remember all who’ve died from addiction. Put the Dopey logo over your eyes 🖤
🎤 Dave saw Wilco, Bob Dylan, and Willie Nelson
🥴 He got mistaken for Ted Cruz
🏋️♂️ He’s on a crash keto diet before heading to Park City Song Summit
Dopey 542: Jonathon Shaw on Speedballing, Tattooing Johnny Depp, Iggy Pop, Ayahuasca and deep addiction recovery
Show Notes
Early Life & Tattoo Beginnings:
JS grew up going back and forth to NYC, starting Fun City tattoo shop in the late ‘70s/early ‘80s, working with punk legends, including Iggy Pop and hanging around the Lower East Side near Katz’s Deli. Took over Spider Webb’s tattoo shop and innovated tattoo styles internationally.
Wild Addiction Years:
Struggled with violent, restless addiction in LA, carrying guns, dealing with near-death overdoses, and hitting rock bottom multiple times. Describes being surrounded by tragedy (neighbors dying, violence) while strung out.
First Sobriety Attempts...
Downgraded to Tuesday: Aurora’s Love Island Life, Fiji, and Cake Shame Teaser
📓 NOTES:
Aurora returns to Dopey Tuesday after time away
Dave jokes she’s been "downgraded to Tuesdays"
Aurora just came back from working on Love Island in Fiji
Norah (Dave's daughter) sent Aurora reviews of the show while on vacation
Aurora shares what Fiji was like (sunrises, culture, working overnight)
She didn’t swim under any waterfalls (but wants to)
Dave proposes a spinoff show about the Love Island crew hooking up...
Dopey 541: Dopey 537: SUPER TWEAKER SPECIAL! Smoking Meth in Jason Schwartzman’s Trailer — The Super Spun Redemption of Will De Los Santos
This week on Dopey! Dave returns from vacation and rants about Instagram deleting and reinstating the Dopey page. He shouts out the Dopey Nation warriors who helped get it back, including Justin Cambria and the mysterious Sour Linus from Meta. Dave reads listener emails about Quaker Oat Squares and sketchy pink drugs in the UK, then plays a voicemail from Jake in Oregon who paid $400 for what turned out to be a jar of honey and turned it into a dorm room cookie hustle.
Then, a massive deep-dive with Spun writer and speed enthusiast Will De Los...
RIP Don, Ozzy, and the Dopey Instagram Page - Addiction, Recovery and SELBY!
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This week in the Teaser! We just got back from a beautiful family vacation, but it started on a heartbreaking note—our friend Don “DJ” Rentz died. I’ve known Don for nearly a decade. He was a real part of the Dopey family, and losing him shook me. Then today, we found out Ozzy Osbourne died too. Somehow that hit hard as well—he was such a part of the world Dopey lives in. And just days before, he got to play this massive farewell show. It’s wild how fast life moves.
In the...
Dopey 540: ChrisMiss in July - Remembering Chris with Colin and Ted
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This week on Dopey! It's ChrisMiss Time Again - and we remember Chris and think about what we've lost in our latest ChrisMiss episode. We are joined by Ted and Colin—two of Chris’s closest friends—for a long, emotional, laugh filled but ultimately tragic journey through grief, memory, relapse, recovery and death. They recount wild and deeply human stories of Chris: his powerful magnetism, his “whatevs” persona, and the time he hugged a drunk driver who had just killed someone. Then, we go deep into Chris’s relapse, the shame that may have surr...
Kimber, Coke for Christmas, Real IDs, & Red Bull Meltdowns TUESDAY TEASE!
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📓 Detailed Notes:
Dave opens the teaser from somewhere in the Rocky Mountains — unless he was “eaten by a grizzly, mountain lion, or fell off a cliff.”
It’s Chris Miss week, so he’s been grinding hard, producing five Dopey episodes in a row, and is totally wiped out.
Packing panic:
Dave’s mother-in-law shows up last minute to micromanage their family’s trip prep.
Real ID confusion:
Dave talks about the new airport policy requiring a "Real...
Dopey 539: Jeannine Coulter Kicked Heroin in a Doghouse, Squatted a Cell Phone Store, and Kidnapped an old man
This week on Dopey! It’s the long-awaited episode with Chasing Heroine host Jeannine Coulter, recorded live at Jeremy’s house during Dopeywood!Jeannine tells the full, raw, and very dopey story of her descent into addiction: from being a straight-A Supreme Court hopeful, to getting obsessed with exercise and binge eating, to discovering coke in a redneck bar in Georgia, all the way to living in an abandoned cell phone store in Oceanside, California smoking heroin off foil.
Jeannine talks about doing meth that was pink, accidentally getting strung out at 30, and finding herself in a cind...
Stilettos, Thongs, Group Conscience and Homoerotic Recovery Walks with Heart Attack Doug aka MAGA Doug
🧷 Show Notes (Teaser):
Dave’s on vacation in the Rockies, losing sleep and dreaming hard
Doug thinks group conscience is sacred — unless he doesn’t like the chairperson
The “prison walk” AA escape plan explained
Bobby Lee controversy & Reddit backlash gets a nod
Ray the Clammer's sandwich wisdom returns
Doug wants stilettos and a thong; Dave wants out of the meeting
Outro includes the classic Dopey song + shoutouts
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In Loving Memory of Don Renz (DJ): Another Tragic Dopey Loss
💔 Emergency Dopey Episode from vacation in Montana
🕊️ Remembering Don Renz aka DJ – friend, guest, Dopey Nation member
📞 Don’s sister calls Dave from his hospital bedside
🚨 LAPD investigating Don’s death after an alleged assault in Koreatown
📣 Please share Don’s brother Maxwell’s Facebook post
👮♂️ Don's final days: fear, paranoia, and meth-induced delusions that turned out to be tragically real
📼 Classic 2016 Dopey: Don, Chris, and Dave—one of the best ever
💊 Don’s insane story: stealing 1,000 Vicodin from a pharmacy at 17
💉 Morphine, fentanyl patches, forged scripts...
Dopey 538: Ian Fidance! The Ultimate BiSexual/Straight Edge, Huffing Duster in His Mom’s House - 10 years Sober episode!
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This week on Dopey! Up and coming Comedy and podcasting Legend Ian Fidance enters the Dopeysphere! Ian brings the old school serious alcoholic dopey. He takes us from his straight-edge ska band days in Delaware to waking up blue-faced in a pile of vomit after huffing computer duster. We hear how a fifth-grade beer led to a full-blown romance with vodka, coke, and gay bars across New York. Ian talks about his failed teaching career, multiple stints in rehab and Oxford Houses, drinking mouthwash, and w...
Kicking Heroin was easier than sitting through this Dance Recital. PLUS BUKATY IS BACK!
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📓 Episode Notes
Dave’s prepping for a huge family vacation to Utah → Lava Hot Springs, Yellowstone, and the Grand Tetons (mispronounced as Tetones).
A brutal East Islip dance recital leads Dave to declare: “Kicking heroin is better than this.”
Susan’s performance was great — but spaced out by 3 hours of toddler dance hell.
Revelation: No more long-ass Dopey events. DopeyCon will be 90 minutes max.
Dinner with Linda, the kids, and Dave’s da...
Dopey 537: Dopeywood Live! Amy Dresner, Annie Lederman, Moshe Kasher, Jack Osbourne, Rich Roll, Bob Forrest, Shane Enholm, Jake from West Virginia, Adam David + More!
Dave opens the show with a shoutout to Stephanie Roberts (7 years sober), Patreon plugs, and a cereal relapse story (Quaker Oatmeal Squares with chocolate chips).
Listener email highlights reactions to the Bobby Lee episode and Reddit backlash.
New Zealand listener Lily calls in with an epic pill-shelving story that ends in her robbing herself.
Musical guest Adam David performs Needle and the Damage Done.
Dave brings out comedian Moshe Kasher, who goes in on ayahuasca, porn ghosts, parenting trauma, and crowd work chaos.
Jason Cabelo celebrates 9 years sober and...
Is Dave a Racist? Tuesday Teaser! Processed Sugar, Bobby Lee and Deleted Reddit Posts: A Teaser in 100-Degree Heat
📝 Episode Notes:
Dave's up at 5:30 AM with no sleep aids but hopelessly hooked on s’mores
Father's Day gift: a $40 crackhead s’mores hot plate from his daughter
Microwave s’mores vs. monstrosity s’mores — full breakdown
Massive processed sugar binge: Rice Krispie s’mores, Yaso bar, and Linden’s cookies
Full Dopey morning: prayer, meditation, AA, garbage duty, and Susan’s lunch rescue
A teaser for the Damon Baker episode (photographer + filmmaker)
Sweating at Katz’s and pl...
Dopey 536: BOBBY LEE! Meth at 16, Sh!tting his pants, Porn Addiction, Relapse, Recovery PLUS My Dad!
NOTES:
Listener emails: brutal black tar vein damage stories (toes, dick, and yes, arteries) plus a chilling NJ dope shack bust and snowstorm cigarette hike
Dad’s odd updates on protests, bad golf, AI school drama, and swampy lakes
Behind-the-scenes Dopey studio chaos, show length fights, and hyped DopeyCon 10-year party plans with Sam Miller confirmed
Bobby Lee jumps in: stealing beers from his dad, shooting meth at 12, and that unforgettable speedball masturbation session in a medical book aisle
Childhood trauma under a strict Korean roof, bullying, and how dr...
Dopey Tuesday Teaser AA Beefs, Dehumidifier Rage, and Reuniting the Cro Mags
🧾 Show Notes:
Doug’s back! In the Subaru, in the parking lot.
Dave’s depressed because his dehumidifier sucks.
Reddit trolls say the teaser and YouTube are trash.
Dave reads feedback, gets defensive, then promotes Patreon.
Harley Flanagan story: punk rock prodigy, molested, violent, stabbing at CBGBs, Rikers, Cro-Mags beef.
Dave fantasizes about reuniting Harley and John Joseph on Dopey.
Doug critiques AA meetings, newcomers double/triple dipping.
Dave freaks out abo...
Dopey 535: Kratom is for Pussies, “I Think I’d Make a Fine Crackhead”: Jessie G’s Relapse and Todd Shot 2025
Dopeywood!
Note about Todd
A voicemail from a listener in Mexico: “¿Qué pasó David?”
Email about a guy sober off weed and a listener who relapsed on shrooms and weed.
Dave reflects on the cyclical pain of relapse in the Dopey Nation.
Jessie G Segment
“I formed like a make-believe relationship with him [Chris].”
Jessie first listened to Dopey while working hotel jobs in 2018.
“Early recovery sucks no matter which way you cut it.”
“I was doing kratom and still eating acid i...
Dopey Teaser: Kraboxone, Mid-Century Meth, Magic Mind, Mushrooms, the Stash Word Disaster & the Dopeywood Debrief
📝 SHOW NOTES (for post description):
Mid-century modern hotel confusion
Jason Cabello returns! Recovery Unplugged + Toxicology podcast
Magic Mind and mushroom mishaps 🌿🍄
Kraboxone™: Kratom + Suboxone fusion 🧪
Dopeywood recap: triumphs, drags, tech fails
Dave’s LA meth story and forgotten tribute to Todd 💔
The Stash Word disaster (and why it’s still fun)
DM from a coke addict trying to detox 💬
A musical finale + shoutout to Scott Wick the rap god 🎶
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Dopey 534: Abbey Fickley Returns + Rest in Peace Ray the Clammer; Motherhood, Relapse, Internet Backlash… and 40 Years of Clamming, Cocaine, and Redemption
Episode Notes!
DOPEYWOOD COMING!
AWESOME EMAILS AND VOICEMAILS!
ABBEY:
Postpartum anxiety and getting prescribed benzos
Her first time using heroin — in sober living
Moving back to Pittsburgh with her dad to get her life together
Building a YouTube following with her daughter Myla
Dealing with fame, trolls, and the dark side of "sober influencer" culture
Why she stopped posting her daughter online
Setting boundaries in co-parenting
The emotional side of recovery, relapse, and internet backlash
He...
NEW Dopey Tuesday Teaser - Start Your Day Over: Clam Talk, Stroke Scares, and Internet Trolls
Doug’s back in the kitchen after nearly dying from a TCI (mini-stroke)
Dave compares Doug’s Memorial Day scare to Ray the Clammer’s UTI-induced brain fog
Ray heads to rehab; Dave wants to publish a book of Ray quotes
Doug calls the meeting a “beginner’s asylum”; Dave defends the newcomers
Rule 62, “start your day over,” and other Rayisms get debated
Dave reflects on dirt, struggle, red cardinals, and the poetry of recovery
Bagel store confrontation: Dave rolls his eyes and almost gets whacked
Reddit backlas...
Dopey 533: Tripping Balls at Camp Bisco, Calvin Klein Cocktails, LSD Meltdowns, and Methadone Clinic Madness: Zach’s Wild Ride
Fentanyl vs. Heroin: "Trash high"—no legs, not the same rush, felt grateful when heroin disappeared
First Shot: A friend made him do it for free—"Misery loves company"—then couldn't stop
OD Stories: OD'd twice in one day—once behind the wheel on FDR, once after snorting Bronx bags, woke up in hospital, ripped tubes out, lied about asthma
Mom's Heart Attack: 4 days after OD, mom has a heart attack from stress
Hustles: Selling weed, flipping Suboxone, scamming friends, "like a credit card"—balances, fronts, juggling
Jam Band Scene: Hea...
Tuesday Patreon Teaser: Toilet Blowjob Grinder AIDS Story (Patreon Teaser!)
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Dopey 532: Snorting Meth Off a Shane MacGowan's Dirty Thumbnail & the Joy of Being Steve Poltz
🎸 Steve Poltz returns! From meth psychosis to music on the mountain
🧠 Touring with Shane MacGowan and snorting meth off his thumbnail
🏨 Destroying hotel rooms across Australia (banned from Quest Apartments!)
💡 20 years in recovery: why Steve stopped going to meetings
🎤 Using music and stage time to carry the message
😡 Dave and Steve debate Bob Weir and John Mayer (spoiler: Dave hates Bobby)
💩 Dorm blackout story: naked in the hallway
💌 Emails from South Africa, 10-year sober milestones, kratom struggles
🏀 Knicks fan rant with Devin, post-loss meltdown
🕍 Jewish gui...
Dopey Tuesday Teaser: Heart Attack Doug, Othello Cookies, and the Fucking Celtics: Live from the Subaru
🚗 Taped live from Doug’s Subaru in front of Dave’s house
📬 Sarah’s amazing weed and recovery email
🏀 Dave curses out Celtics fans at a recovery music festival
🍩 Entenmann's, gout, and Doug’s ongoing battle with saturated fat
📢 Heart Attack Doug refuses to share in meetings but Zooms all over the West Coast
🎸 Shout outs to Steve Poltz, Anders Osborne, and the ghost of Billy Strings
🧈 Too much butter, not enough cardio
🤡 Dave bombs as an MC, then redeems himself with “fuck the Celtics”
🌈 Love is the answer, let your freak flag fly, and fuckin’ toodles for...
Dopey 531: Snorting Heroin on the Staten Island Ferry to Eating his Way to Recovery, Fame and Fortune, Ian Martin
🏥 Doctor shopping on the UWS, Florida pill mills, and the $300/week FedEx Oxy plan
🧬 Coke, klonopin, benzos, nodding out mid-Xbox match, screaming at his roommate
📦 Upper West Side methadone clinic and snorting dope on the Staten Island ferry
📸 Starting “@immaeatthis” on a subway ride—going viral, getting paid, and staying sober
🧸 Emotional amends, dumb lies (Blackwater contractor? really?), and hope through service
🎉 Dave celebrates Susan’s 7th birthday with a musical performance
📨 Emails from Montreal bus drivers, Bayshore pill seekers, and Dopey lifers
🧦 Send in a voicemail = socks? Maybe. Stic...
Dopey Tuesday RAYtreon Teaser: F*CK THE CELTICS - Deli Dave vs. New York City Dave PLUS DOES THE LAST OF US SUCK NOW?
Knicks vs. Celtics playoff madness
Dave vs. “New York City Dave”
Shout out to Boston Dave G (but still, fuck Boston)
Is The Last of Us now just lesbian Eat Pray Love?
Getting recognized on the street (and overstaying the moment)
Ray's Grindr adventures: “I clean toilets and give BJs”
Anti-aging meds, eye lifts, and midlife crisis merch drops
Music segment: “Good So Bad” live from the studio
Dopey Wood lineup updates: Darrell Hammond OUT, the rest still IN
Come to DopeyWOOD!—...
Dopey 530: Liquid LSD in the Eyes! Smoking Meth at a Puppy Mill and Doing Sexy Tarp Stuff on the Road to Recovery with Sam Miller
🏀 Knicks Playoff Fever: Dave opens the show celebrating the Knicks’ win over the Celtics and his deep attachment to the team.
🌸 Family Time: Dave spends the day with his daughter Susan, planting flowers and reflecting on fatherhood.
🧂 Mustard Seed Parable: Conversation with Mike’s Amazing Mustard leads to a deeper discussion about hope in recovery.
🚨 Josh C. Update: Following a drug task force raid, former Toodles for Chris scholarship recipient Josh Clark is arrested for meth, LSD, and DMT but secures a scholarship to Divided Sky rehab in Vermont.
🤖 AI Frustrations: Dave vents about Ch...
Dopey Tuesday Patreon Teaser - Adam David from The Voice 'an 8 Ball a day keeps the doctor away'
Whats on Patreon:
Adam’s chaotic childhood, bullying, and getting high at 12
Smoking weed with an abusive friend’s stepdad
Getting beat with wrenches, sent to institutions, and almost stabbed
Dropping acid at school, zeroing hits, playing in bands
Coke binges in L.A. writing sessions — snorting lines off Beyoncé plaques
Spiritual bottom after playing South by Southwest and weeping during Elf
Recovery Unplugged, NA, and finding purpose through music
A live performance of his song Savior
The Elsewhere program and recover...
