Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Charlie Blunderwedge and Jim Bond fly out to a small apple producing isle to find a missing child in a story

remarkably similar to the old film The Wicker Man; a film so famous that surely everyone must have seen it by now...

haven’t they?

All celebrity voices impersonated.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

"Hegs" written and performed by Matt Sanders, music by Kevin Chilvers.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.

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A classic tale of meringue-based hauntings.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . 

Geoff the Baker went bowling.

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Only one man can save publisher Jim Bond when an ancient evil is waiting in the shadows.

However, Charlie Blunderwedge must face his faith, wellbeing and hatred of long, boring flashbacks in order to be ready.

Please arrive early or be a little late. The exact hand of time is where the Hour Man waits.

Beyond the eye, just out of view. The Hour Man counts the seconds for you.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers...

In America, songs from a hip-hop band have begun to predict the future and the F.B.I. are tasked to investigate before the release of their new single:

Kaboom! (End of the World)

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker enjoys time at his local playground; where he likes to go cl...

For this year’s seasonally festive special we were inspired by the Dickens’ Christmas tale of ghosts and changing ways.

In our version, we’ve reworked the classic into a modern day story of constantly feeling hassled, and given it a name lifted from an old Bowie movie.

This pleased Kev cos he’s a massive fan. Matt likes Labyrinth.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. <...

Ian Browdent, a struggling music producer Is auditioning singers for a new commercial when he is offered the chance of a lifetime: an all-inclusive tour of America.

However, there is always a catch. Will Ian be able to explain why there are four dead bodies in the street and he is holding the smoking gun?

Or is he destined to spend the rest of his life behind bars?

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original a...

When Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road tracking the evil Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London,

where Danny Peaks is having the time of his life. Can Kev and Matt save Christmas? No good asking Mr Tunguska... he will never tell.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find...

Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exactly are the special treatments that go on there?

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it and should anyone even care?

Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot?

Dale Alan digs deeper to find out.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on...

Novelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mysterious writings on the

back of Charlie's new painting. But what does it all mean? And why does a man who looks exactly like Sean Bean care so much?

Join Charlie, Jim, and a whole heap of Hollywood characters as they set out on their quest to solve the question no one knew needed answering:

What and where is the Pynming August Sun Stone?

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers...