The Trip Du Jour Podcast

Howdy, Trip du Fans!

Are you hung? Do you like stinky on your hang down? This episode is for you! Welcome to episode four, The Hanged Man. 

The Hanged Man is trying to change his perspective for the better. JD&JOE can relate. In this episode, we don our cranberry colored tights and discuss:  

Happy Halloween Trip Du Fans! 

Are you ready for a deadly treat with some tricky tricks sprinkled on top? In this happiest of TDJ holiday episodes, JD&JOE celebrate DEATH, of tarot infamy. 

You can't talk about the Death card without talking about: 

Hello Trip du Fans! 

Welcome to installment two of our seductive season six! 

In this episode, JD&JOE filter our musings through the prism of card ten of the tarot - The Wheel of Fortune! 

The prizes in store for you include: 

Welcome back Trip Du Fans! 

It's that time of year where your intrepid spoopy-duo blasts open those ear holes with our signature brand of unhinged tomfoolery. SPEAKING OF - Behold, episode one, THE FOOL. 

In this tarot ladened season opener, JD&JOE take inspiration from The Fool card and discuss: 

Trip du Fans! This is our last and longest episode of our sweet season five. 

Your favorite O'Mega Men, JD&JOE talk about everything "ENDING." 

Howdy Trip Du Fans! 

Our pre-season-finale episode peels back the layers of FLAKING. We all have that one friend, that one pie crust, or that one scab that flakes.

In this episode, JD&JOE will yank you by the tale as old as time and discuss: 

In our eleventh installment, JD&JOE honor our beloved guest cohost with an episode in his name - HAWKING! 

Made famous for his discoveries in Physics, Stephen Hawking was also a time travel enthusiast. Join us while Stephen takes us back to some of the more interesting times in history plus other maniacal musings. 

Welcome to Season 5, Episode 10 - "SHITTING!" 

It's not what you think! In this episode, JD&JOE unravel and explore the many uses of the words SHIT, SHITTING AND SHITTY. Yes, of course we talk about the literal use, meaning and application of our favorite word but there's so much more! 

Are you thinking? WE ARE TOO. In this ninth installment of season five, JD&JOE untangle the critical and crippling aspects of THINKING.  

Behold as your hosts give thoughtful consideration to the following: 

If possession is nine-tenths of the law, than Season V, Chapter II, Episode VIII is 100% fifty-fifty.  

After a much deserved holiday break, your derring-duo is back to tickle your humerus bone with a brand new take on POSSESSING: 

 Happy Hollandaise from TDJ! 

As the old saying goes, never look a grift horse in the eye. Or is it the ass? Either way, a horse is a great grift but a terrible gift. 

In our most audacious 8bit seasoning sensation, JD&JOE decode the duality of GIFTING AND GRIFTING! 

 In our sixth interstellar installment, your resident guru's JD&JOE manifest and womanifest their way into a cosmic corn maze but are able to vision board their way out! 

Manifestations include: 

Manifest a like and follow @trip_dujour_podcast on Instagram 

XOXO // JD&JOE 

 Are you grateful or full of grates? 

In our 5/5 extravaganza, JD&JOE carve open the tasty tofurkey to reveal a cornucopia of gelatinous gratitude. 

In this epicurean episode, we're serving sides and mains: 

Happy Th...

 Welcome to episode four where we've gone Phishing! It's our garbage island episode of audio flotsam and jetsam. 

Your piscine pals JD&JOE catch, skin and gut the topic thusly: 

Grab your rod and hook your bait cuz we're reeling in the big one! 

XOXO / JD&JOE 

Bottomfish with us @trip_dujour_podcast 

 Happy Hallowed Weenus our wicked Trip Du Witches! 

For this year's unholy high holiday, JD&JOE decompose the wonderful world of Witching! 

Tricks and Treats include: 

To our beloved Trip Du Fans- Happy Halloween! 

XOXO - JD&JOE 

Trick us or Treat us @trip_dujour_podcast 

Greetings Trip-Du-Fans! 

This episode is brought to you by the letter "F." 

One of our shortest episodes ever but don't fret, it's still first-rate! 

XOXO 

JD&JOE 

Let's be fallacious friends! @trip_dujour_podcast

Welcome back, big-back-baddies!  

In our Season 5 opener, your daring hosts delve deep into the world of middle class fancy delicacy.  Join us as we rate, read and regale about our favorite home-cooked haunts.  

Learnings and musings include: 

Something wicked this way comes - Season 5 is alive!

xoxo 

JD&JOE 

Your favorite movers and shakers conclude a filthy fourth season with this fantastical finale. Category is, MOVING: 

Show us your moves and give us a follow @trip_dujour_podcast 

See you next season! 

xo 

JD&JOE 

Everyone has a favorite DAVE. And everyone has a least-favorite DAVE. In our twelfth most diabolical episode, JD&JOE dissect the dapper and devious DAVE's of the world- the famous, infamous and unknown. 

The DAVE's under debate include:  

Who is your fav Dave? Let us know on Instagram @trip_dujour_podast

Is the Secret in the Sauce? Is there a Secret to Success? Are you doing "The Secret?" During our illusive eleventh episode, JD&JOE spill the beans and share some of their most vulnerable and valuable secrets: 

Some super saucy subjects include: 

- JD's secret music selections 

- JD&JOE share the circumstances of their conception - FAMILY SECRET

- JOE's friend's routine clap infections - FRIEND SECRET

- JD plays favorites with his cats - FELINE SECRET 

- JOE (re)shares his predilections for reality television  

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Avuncular; a·vun·cu·lar  
adjective: relating to an uncle 

This episode ain't about aunts. It's about uncles and JD&JOE are good uncles. Don't believe us? We brought proof. JD's niece Sydney, and Joe's niece Lorna make their first and probably last appearance on this podcast episode and give us the full TDJ treatment. On a scale from A to F, how did us bald baddies rank as uncles? Listen and find out! 

Other uncling musings: 
- Unk energy 
- JD&JOE have NEVER smoked Newports 
- Why JD&JOE don't hav...

Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head? 

In our ninth installment of this season of four,
Your hosts review a movie of legend and lore. 
Not the book, nor the remake or false adaptation. 
It's the original gangster of confectious prestidigitation. 
It's Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. 
Where the treats are aplenty and the tricks are for free.  
Behold our love letter to this formative flick, 
And follow us on Insta with one simple click. 

xoxo 
JD&JOE 
@trip_dujour_podcast

BOO! 
It's the most Trip Du Jour time of the year! JD&JOE would like to place this elegantly ate up eighth episode underneath your tree. An installment best described as the love child of "A Christmas Carol" and "The Thing". 

Join us through our fever dream jaunt across space and time while we make sh!t stops at Christmas Past, Present and Future. 

Notable moments include: 
- JDs Christmas gift sleuthing 
- JOE's early attempts at singing in church 
- Christmas trees and décor? JOE's homosexual hot-take 
- Holiday...

In this generous helping of an episode, JD&JOE break down the do's and don'ts of borrowed baubles, loaned levies and plundered possessions. 

Topics include: 
- Borrowed time 
- JOE doesn't lend his car but will borrow yours 
- JD's anti-lending of toothbrushes and shoes 
- Need help moving? JD&JOE will help, for a price (or slice) 
- Lending Money - and why you should never 
- The case of JD's missing DVD 
- Tangential Side Show: stop putting vacuum pumps on your private area

We hope you enjo...

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING! 
In this festively fetishistic episode, JD&JOE go deep into the doonies and explore the wizarding world of Kinks and Fetishes! A perfect episode to listen to whilst deep-throating a turkey leg this week.  

Some sexy subjects include: 
- Foot Fetishes 
- TSA CBT 
- Sex Toys "R" Us 
- Sex & Food 
- JD details one of his kinks 
- Blood Play

Remember Trip du Fans, WE'RE SHARING! NOT SHAMING! 
Come give us a spanking @trip_dujour_podcast on Instagram!

Welcome back to the Trip Du Jour Oddcast, errr, em, PODCAST. 

Today's episode is dedicated to all things odd and obscene. Sit down, grab a handful of odd-tittes and behold: 

-A book bound in human skin from a Harvard University library - JD's Book Report
-JOE talks all-things Spiritual Stores 
-JD's shrunken head collection 
-JD&JOE break down the "pica" phenomenon 
-¡Disfruta de unos tacos de pies!

When it comes to the strange and unusual, your dynamic duo has it covered.

Come get odd with us @trip_d...

It's JD&JOE's favorite time of year! Are you feeling the spirit? THE SPIRIT (of) HALLOWEEN? 

In our frightening fourth episode, your hell-bound hosts dissect your favorite Halloween hot takes: 

- JD's new malevolent mustache
- Costume ideas 
- The origin story of JD's misnomer 
- In Utero tiddies - from the album - IYKYK
- Pumpkin Spice butt wipes - JD TRIED. JD APPROVES! 
- JOE's excessive consumption of orange flavored Tylenol 
- Horror movie favs

Smash candy corn in your ears, chomp down on those fake b...

Happy Day Du Jour Day! 
What happens when two goons sit down and turn on their microphones? You get horny microphones! 

JD&JOE gathered and gabbed one day and through the magic of podcasting, decided to turn this audio slapstick of a convo into a full blown CAT5 mess. It started with a simple question- what did you do today? 

-JD provides eyewitness testimony to a major pizza crime
-JOE details how his friend made him run a red light 
-JD&JOE unveil their new multi-use mouth spray, POOPLEXED
-JD discusses his...

In today's episode, JD&JOE ask the age old question - BEPIS OR CONK?
No, we actually ask "WHY DO YOU CARE?" 

Why do some of you get pressure in your chest about: 
- The Royal Family 
- Ex-partners of friends 
- Body shapes and sizes  
- The Real Housewives franchise - JOE CARES! 
- The length of sausages and beans 
- Status symbols 

Dig deep into your bag and feel around for a single f**k to give as you dive nose first into Episode 2, WHY DO YOU CARE...

Welcome back beloved Trip Du Fans! 
For our Season 4 inaugural episode, your dastardly duo JD&JOE dig deep into Problems. Their problems, your problems, Alanis Morrissette problems. 

As they say "a problem shared is a problem cut in half..." listen as we thin slice the following: 
- JD's Bigfoot girlfriend 
- Joe's recurrent skin issues (more like, subscriptions!) 
- Why Mixology ain't a thing 
- The intersectionality of Jazz and Skat 

We're so happy to be back with you and present to you our labor of love that is Season 4! Behold...

He finally did it! While on a journey of self discovery, JD made a quick detour to California to visit JOE. 

It was a visit of firsts for JD. While here: 
- JD watched Clue for the first time 
- JD slept on a CoolTech Pillow for the first time
- We recorded in the same room together for the first time 
- JD saw my clickoris for the first time 

Season 4 is well into production and we cannot wait for our lil gobblers to choke it down their ears. 

xo...

We started with a simple hello, and ended with a ridiculous goodbye. Welcome to Episode 13, and our season finale - NAME GAME!  

What is in a name? Where do names come from? Why is JOE's Spanish so bad? What are some infamously bad brand names? Your simpleton hosts explore the complex and riveting world of names. JD&JOE regale you with origin stories about their names. Oh, the humanity. 

Discursive musings for those who enjoy such things: 
- The relationship ender that is the BARENAKED LADIES 
- JD's Birthday Party Planning for his cats...

Welcome to FASHION! 

Your favorite podcast hosts take on a subject of which they're woefully unqualified to speak about. What could go right? From brands to trends to fashionable hygiene and hairstyles, JD&JOE walk through the wardrobe of time and sift through the hand-me-downs and castaways of bygone eras which, in the height of irony, have come back in style! 

Discursive musings you don't want to miss! 
- Fleetwood Mac songs that allude to fapping 
- JOE's liberal use of body mist 
- The tragic death of Old Yeller 
- Dick S...

 Are you a winter girlie or a subtle summer, toe ring kinda goon? Does autumn make you cumn? Or do you brake for spring?   

JD&JOE weigh in on a topic in which they are true experts - the four seasons (not the band). Hear your favorite subject matter experts detail the finer points of winter, spring, summer and autumn... we say "fall" in the Midwest, because LEAF FALL FROM TREE. 

Extra exciting extemporaneous content:  
- What does it feel like to have testicles? 
- What are the component parts of being a gay ma...

In this episode, JD& JOE give their two cents on the five senses. In true TDJ form, we take a strong discursive detour into cheese, of course. JD purchased a new kazoo and we wanted to put it to good use in this episode. How did he do?  

After polling our listeners, here are the five senses as the zodiac: 
Smell - SCORPIPO 
Taste - VIRGO 
Sound -  TAURUS 
Touch - LEO 
Sight - GEMINI 

xoxo 

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 A subject so nice we're doing it twice...kinda sorta.  

Continuing on a previous discussion (see S1E2 HABITS), JD&JOE break down all of our favorite Bodily Functions. From hiccups, to snoring, to shivering and tumescence, no bodily function is safe from our bellicose banter.  

Extra discursive content? A LOT OF THAT TOO! 
- Mariah Carey's liquor, and JOE's unfortunate incident when buying it. 
- Hockey hair and our collective baldness is discussed ... again. 
- The influence of Led Zeppelin on our old, bald heads. 

Come say hi to us on I...

Be it food, bedding, weather, or sit-down-smell - SOME LIKE IT HOT (OR COLD)! 

Welcome to episode 8 of the Trip du Jour Podcast. JD&JOE regale on preferred temperature preferences. JD likes his coffee hot. JOE is fine with room temperature brie, but liver pate MUST BE cold. 

Discursive musings? We have them!  
- Why is JOE's O-Face so mean looking? 
- Emerging fashion trends from the Midwest 
- JD navigates stand up smell 
- Why is John "Cougar" Mellencamp always suckin' on a chili-dog? 

Suck on this scalding chili-d...

 Attention all Antisocial Butterflies and Butterfaces! This is your episode! 

JD&JOE talk people behaving badly in public, including us. 

Some rants include: 
1. Tipping wait staff. 
2. Talking on your SPEAKERPHONE in public. 
3. Flailing your arms in public and inadvertently making physical contact with others. 
4. JD and his longer than normal taint and bag. 
5. FUNGUS.

We believe all the bases are covered in this week's episode. Enjoy! 

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Open up your trepanning hole and load it with potato salad because it's HOLIDAY PARTY TIME. It's that time of year where we become fashionably festive while feigning frivolity with coworkers and family. 

Got some go-to holiday party foods? WE DO! JD&JOE talk charcuterie, candy, deviled eggs and jello puddin' pops. 

Work Holiday Party Stories? WE GOT THOSE TOO! JOE brought a very offensive book  to a White Elephant work party. JD wins a unique piece of taxidermy at his employer's Holiday Party. 

We hope you enjoy the holiday festivities this year. And...

JD&JOE breakdown survival techniques acquired during the COVID pandemic and answer the tough questions: 
How did COVID-trauma inform the creation of the TDJ podcast? 
Is Penelope Cruz the most beautiful woman in the world?  
Vaccine choices and marketing - a retrospective.  

This episode is dedicated to the late, great  Paul Reubens. Your creativity and humor forever shaped JD&JOE. xoxo 

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