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#283 - Speedrunning The Bullshit
It's election day and I'll be voting for gambling companies because I'm fine with speed running this bullshit. Enjoy.
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#282 - Don't Throw The Bathwater Out With The Baby 💀
It's Halloween 2026 and also my birthday. To celebrate we're turning tricks today on the show. Enjoy.
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#281 - I'm Going To Escalate It
All I wanted to do was get a bag of rice from the grocery store without being harassed. I guess that was too much to ask. Enjoy.
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#280 - Learn To Love The Taco Bell Cheesy Roll-Up
It's hurricane season again, and we're hoping the storm only hurts people and not our gas prices. Also, I might be on the no-fly list. And, poor people are being priced out of fast food, the only thing they have left to enjoy. Enjoy.
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#279 - Or Maybe Osama Bin Laden Was A Hot Piece Of Ass
An execution in Tennessee was botched this week. Also, Bin Laden would have made bank on OnlyFans. And, I look too good to shop at the budget grocery store near my house. Enjoy.
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#278 - The Ponderosa Chicken Wings
The way this is going Ronald McDonald is going to control all the chicken. Enjoy.
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#277 - The Sears Smut Catalog
I used to use the Sears catalog in ways it wasn't intended to be used. Also, details from my Grandpa's funeral. And, we really get into the news you need to know. Enjoy.
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#276 - Grandpa's Dead And Elizabeth Holmes Is Back
for grandpa.
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#275 - Don't Downplay This
I only have one wish this Labor Day. Also, beef is off the menu at the cookout. And, summer refuses to clock out without causing a little more mayhem. Enjoy.
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#274 - Dolly's Dead And Grandma's Happy
My grandma didn't care too much for Dolly Parton. Enjoy.
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#273 - The Pizza Hut Buffet War Room
I grew up eating at a Pizza Hut buffet, and the lunch crowd was strictly business. Enjoy.
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#272 - About To Pablo Torre This Bitch
I think I've discovered what amounts to modern-day slavery at a ping-pong compound in the Balkans?, and I'm threatening to send Jessica to investigate. Enjoy.
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#271 - How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Data Center
Google's moving in, and you're moving out. Also, I'm ready for rigged elections. And, this November, men are about to abandon their families to live in the basement permanently. Enjoy.
" I lost my wife and kids when Google's data center moved in." - John
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#270 - 5 Years Of Complaining
We celebrate 5 years of the ICC podcast! There could even be a special surprise guest appearance from Gwyneth Paltrow. Enjoy.
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#269 - Caught Up In The Romance, Willing To Take Some Chances
The numbers are down, which means we're selling ad space. Also, it must be nice to put the lives of your children in the hands of untrained lifeguards. Enjoy.
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#268 - Don't Even Get Me Started
Taco Bell's menu has been compromised by disease. Also, Lindsey Graham dying really ruined my vacation. And, I got my grandpa liquored up against his doctor's wishes. Enjoy.
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#267 - I Always Knew If I Got A Chevy Tahoe For A Week It Would Change My Life
Spiders have invaded my home to sleep with me. Also, Jessica debuts her new fragrance line. And, cults need to be more progressive if they want me to join. Enjoy.
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#266 - Virginia Is For Losers
I've been caught speeding recklessly and now I have to pay the price. Enjoy.
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#265 - We Could Have Done Worse
250 years as a nation and we got fried chicken, ranch, and some strip clubs to show for it. We could have done worse. Enjoy.
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#264 - Hot Chef Summer: The Last Supper
Preparations are underway here on the show for the country's 250th birthday this Saturday. Also, I have a friend with a kid that's shitting all over town. And, for the final time, it's Hot Chef Summer. Eat up.
alt title: oh the places you'll go
the Bear season 5, now premiering exclusively on FX and Hulu.
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#263 - Do NOT Start Gathering Supplies To Counterfeit With!
Are we starting to prepare for economic collapse by gathering supplies to print our own money? Absolutely not. Enjoy.
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#262 - Of Course I Clicked It
No notes today. Enjoy.
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#261 - He's A Magical Talking Horse (you can't deny it)
I purchased a used TV, and I'm not proud of it. Also, people used to just stand around because they had nothing better to do. And, I'm manifesting a good show today. Enjoy.
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#260 - Priced Out Of Life
I'm going to Wegmans tonight and buying a Clapper. Also, summer has arrived -- if you know what to look for. And, I'm selling my spleen. Enjoy.
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#259 - The Hottest Ass On Two Legs
If you know anybody that survived the dust bowl, they probably love free samples. *after further research I don't even think Ford made the Trans Am. Enjoy.
"I'm glad you find me physically attractive. Can you buy me some material goods, please?"
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#258 - One Of The Greasiest Starts To Any Major Operation That I've Ever Heard Of
I'm surviving on corn dogs and zebra cake rolls. Also, there's only one way left out of this mess for the president. And, I'll tell you how to get a raise at work so you don't starve to death. Enjoy.
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#257 - In The Trenches Eating Kielbases
There were warning signs of pending economic collapse, but I just didn't put the links together. Enjoy.
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#256 - Wouldn't You Like To Get Away?
It's time to give AI the nuclear codes. Also, I saw Charles Cheese Jordan hooping this past weekend. And, you don't get to win, Ronald McDonald wins. Enjoy.
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#255 - We're Not Selling The Softball Equipment
It's a race to see if I'm going to end up in the hospital first or the poor house. Also, dinner with the President is very dangerous. And, working at Subway is also very dangerous. It's all dangerous. Enjoy.
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#254 - Don't Leave The Balls Behind!
The internet has gone to hell. Also, Chinese restaurants refuse to make my food spicy. And, RFK is taking dicks roadside. Enjoy.
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#253 - Bridges And Power Plants Day
I'm on the verge of going to prison by Thursday. Also, the astronauts did a lap around the moon but forgot to farm for aura. And, we meet Osvaldo, a success story in California, building homes in the world's 4th largest economy. Enjoy.
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#252 - Blow A Bag On Lawn Chairs
I'll tell you how to go on summer vacation for $50 this year! Also, we should not let old men build ballrooms. And, I can pinpoint the exact moment in time that I knew that we weren't taking this seriously anymore. Enjoy.
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#251 - All I Want For Christmas Is For The Strait Of Hormuz To Be Reopened
I'm too fat to wear moon shoes. Baseball is back. I'm not serving on a jury unless the death penalty is on the table. And, with gas prices climbing, expect people to go postal in rush hour traffic. Enjoy.
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#250 - I Don't Know What's Going On
My neck hurts and I might lose it. Also, we revisit great moments in show history that we never got to. And, if you see me out on the streets wearing soppy wet clothes, just know that I didn't have a choice. Enjoy, and thank you for 250.
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#249 - The Fun Part Of The War
This is when the fun begins. Enjoy.
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#248 - Turning Tricks On It
Jesus gave me a ride home. Also, I was side-eyed by a robot. And, the world could be ending soon. Enjoy.
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#247 - 9 Piece In The Middle East
If you love death and destruction, this is a hell of a time to be alive. Also, for the second consecutive summer my vacation plans to Tehran have went to shit. And, I miss when you could buy a garden hose from a strange man on TV at 2:30AM. Enjoy.
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#246 - That's The Process
The economy has begun to affect my trivia night prize table. And, we used to hire people for jobs they had no qualifications for, or business actually working, so of course AI was going to replace them. Enjoy.
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#245 - Bad Hang
I encountered Mr. Peanut in the deli section of Kroger's when I was four years old, and I'm still not over that. Also, Jeffrey Epstein could be working at a Dairy Queen in Iowa. And, I still refuse to buy a boneless couch. Enjoy.
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#244 - 80-1 Odds
I'm going to a Super Bowl party where the host likes Applebee's. And, there's been a tragady at the Olive Garden. Enjoy.
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